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Капитан Шмидт

@CaptainSchmidt

On this record: Topic · Growth · Engagement · What this channel posts · Reactions · Posts · Citations · Cite this entry

310subscribers

+189 since we began measuring on 7 August 2026

Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of Under 1,000.

Register entry

Telegram ID-1003728929303
TypeChannel
Username@CaptainSchmidt
CreatedBetween 1 February 2026 and 30 July 2026 — estimated from Telegram’s id allocation, not measured. How this range is calculated.
First recorded9 August 2026
Last confirmed live16 September 2026
Measurements held7
Confirmed unchanged1 time, most recently 16 September 2026
On Telegramt.me/CaptainSchmidt

Topic

Other / unclassifiable — a classification, not a measurement. An on-box language model (Qwen3.6-35B-A3B-FP8, prompt version 1) read this channel’s own recent posts on 22 September 2026 and assigned it the closest of 31 fixed categories, at 61% confidence. This is a model’s judgement about what the channel is likely to be about, not a fact this register measured the way a subscriber count or a view count is measured — it can be revised on a later pass, and it carries no weight anywhere else on this page. How this classification works, and why it has no browse page of its own yet.

Growth

121310215.57 August 2026 — 121 subscribers9 August 2026 — 121 subscribers15 August 2026 — 123 subscribers23 August 2026 — 193 subscribers30 August 2026 — 281 subscribers8 September 2026 — 288 subscribers16 September 2026 — 310 subscribers7 August 202616 September 2026
7 measurements spanning 40 days, net +189. Dots are measurements; the straight line between them is drawn to join them, not to claim we know the path taken in between — snapshots are recorded only when a count changes, so gaps mean “no change observed”, never “interpolated”. The vertical axis spans 93–338 and does not start at zero.
Measurement log — every subscribers count we have recorded
Measured (UTC)SubscribersChange
16 Sept 2026, 16:19310+22
8 Sept 2026, 19:58288+7
30 Aug 2026, 03:25281+88
23 Aug 2026, 11:06193+70
15 Aug 2026, 00:38123+2
9 Aug 2026, 04:01121no change
7 Aug 2026, 19:45121first reading

Engagement

10 posts held, back to 30 July 2026 — the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 1 page of Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.

Nothing published in the last 30 days. ERR and ER are rolling 30-day measures, so there is nothing to compute — we hold 10 posts for this entry, the most recent from 8 August 2026. An engagement rate over an empty window would be a number about nothing.

What this channel posts

Video runtime
5m 53s
Average length
1m 28s

Measured directly from 4 videos with a duration reading, out of the posts we hold for this channel — not this channel’s whole posting history, only the sample this register has actually read. An exact reading to the second, taken from the post itself rather than from Telegram’s own rounded chrome, so it carries no ≈ mark.

Reaction mix

94 reactions across 10 posts, in 6 distinct kinds. The most used accounts for 41.5% of them.

Every reaction kind recorded on the sample, most used first
ReactionCountShareShare, drawn
🔥3941.5%
👍3840.4%
❤77.45%
😁66.38%
👀33.19%
🐳11.06%

No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.

Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.

Coverage. Reactions were read on 10 of the 10 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 94 reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.

Measured over the 10 most recent posts we hold, published 30 July 2026 to 8 August 2026, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.

Recent posts

8 Aug 2026, 21:12 UTC35 views5 reactionsread 9 August 2026
Video

Сегодня запланировали ничего не делать и всё успели. Вот, что значит грамотное планирование! Но я закрыл два гештальта: 1) попробовал балык-дюрюм у Галатского моста 2) посетил наконец Гранд Базар И, заодно, купил бинокль на лодку.

❤4🔥1

6 Aug 2026, 11:35 UTC80 views9 reactionsread 9 August 2026
Video

Последний негоревший огонь починили. Все огни работают. Мы готовы… А регистрации всё нет…

👍9

4 Aug 2026, 19:15 UTC104 views11 reactionsread 9 August 2026
Video

Сняли грот, решили помыть. Прежде, чем простоять три года в Турции, лодка простояла год в Тунисе и набрала в лейзи-бэг пыли от песков пустынь. А потом туда же набралось дождевой воды и парус позеленел.

👍8🔥3

4 Aug 2026, 19:08 UTC99 views5 reactionsread 9 August 2026
Photo

Ко мне наконец приехал экипаж и стало веселее. Халит привез электрические свечки и стало уютнее. Вечером можно пить чай и общаться. А днём работать.

🔥5

1 Aug 2026, 22:22 UTC144 views10 reactionsread 9 August 2026
Photo

Халит привез фонари, но они не подошли по посадочным отверстиям и размерам. Сделал гакабортный фонарь, перебрав и восстановив старый. Походит ещё. Бортовые с утра поковыряю. Приехал инвертор. Завтра попробую установить. Приехал новый smart-телевизор. Установил и посмотрел ютуб немного. Приехал второй спасательный круг, с лампочкой. Пытался навести порядок, завтра приезжает экипаж, а на лодке срач. И в холодильнике то…

😁6👍2🔥2

1 Aug 2026, 10:59 UTC134 views5 reactionsread 9 August 2026
Photo

Ночью вспомнил, что так и не проверил ходовые огни… Так и есть: ни один не горит. Ни бортовые, ни гакабортный (кормовой), ни топовый. Хорошо что якорный огонь горит на топе мачты. На якорной стоянке ночью больше ничего и не нужно. Но на случай ночных переходов надо восстановить и остальные огни. Хорошо, что есть Халит с его «Морским Сараем». Позвонил ему, привезет сегодня бортовые и гакабортные плафоны новые. Чтоб ст…

👀2👍2🔥1

31 Jul 2026, 19:53 UTC120 views12 reactionsread 9 August 2026
Photo

Сегодня роботун меня покинул. Было жарко и лень. Позавтракал, сходил в магазин, постригся, пообедал, поменял ремень двигателя, отшкурил и покрыл лаком деревянный лючок палубного душа, немного разобрался с рундуками, выпил бутылочку пива и меня разморило… Лежал в кокпите и грустил. Неторопливо отдирая старые наклейки со старым названием. Думал, это будет легче. За час отодрал только одно название, на корме. А ещё два …

🔥8👍2🐳1👀1

31 Jul 2026, 07:18 UTC109 views3 reactionsread 9 August 2026
Photo

Тузик, чтобы он дольше прожил на ярком беспощадном солнце, а не расползся по швам и не растрескался на лоскуты, рекомендуется покрывать тканевым чехлом. Такая УФ-защита продлевает жизнь тузика в разы. Но пошив такого чехла может влететь в копеечку, ибо это не очень просто - форма сложная. И вот сижу я, смотрю на развалившийся старый тузик с кучей расклеившихся швов, и думаю: А что, если «шкуру» на новый тузик сделат…

🔥3

30 Jul 2026, 21:12 UTC106 views20 reactionsread 9 August 2026
Photo

Вот такой тузик заказал. 125000₽ (1580$) с доставкой выходит. Недешево, конечно, но зато новый, RIB…

🔥11👍7❤2

30 Jul 2026, 20:35 UTC108 views14 reactionsread 9 August 2026
Photo

Только я запереживал, не обиделся ли Халит на то, что я перестал брать трубку, как на причале свистнули тормоза. «Антоооон!» - раздался крик на всю марину. Приехал и привёз мне канатов. Всяких разных и много. 165 метров в общей сложности. Это будут новые швартовы, буксирный конец и новый грота-фал. 26.000₽ всего за это. Чатик GPT сказал, что этот ценник либо аттракцион невиданной щедрости, либо это говённые веревки. …

👍8🔥5❤1

Showing the 10 most recent of 10 posts we hold for @CaptainSchmidt. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked ≈ was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.

Mentions

Named by 1 registered channel — every channel on the register whose own posts have named this one, by its current username or any other username it currently holds, merged from two separately captured readings of the same fact so a namer caught by only one of them is not missed and a namer both caught is not counted twice. A username this channel has since dropped is not matched — that handle may belong to someone else now, and crediting today’s namer to yesterday’s owner would misattribute it.

A mention is a weaker signal than a forward and is counted separately for that reason — naming a channel is not republishing it, and a handle in a post body is easy to place deliberately. The post counts beside each row below are distinct posts in which the handle appeared, from posts we have read on both sides — the “Named by N registered channels” figure above is a different count, of distinct NAMING CHANNELS rather than posts, and is not the sum of the rows under it.

Cite this entry

A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 16 September 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.

“Капитан Шмидт” (@CaptainSchmidt), 310 subscribers as measured 16 September 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/CaptainSchmidt.

Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.