太抽象了 反正柳三要约了,我就说我才25,咋了,老师课表年龄能造假,我就不能?
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Channel
@CSLiuSan
On this record: Growth · Engagement · What this channel posts · Reactions · Posts · Citations · Cite this entry
22,596subscribers
+976 since we began measuring on 7 August 2026
Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of 10,000–31,623.
| Telegram ID | -1001775378993 |
|---|---|
| Type | Channel |
| Username | @CSLiuSan |
| Description | 频道收录柳三秒的地下说唱 交流群: @Xunhua0731 报告&吃瓜: @CSLiu3 |
| Created | Between 1 December 2021 and 30 April 2023— estimated from Telegram’s id allocation, not measured. How this range is calculated. |
| First recorded | 7 August 2026 |
| Last confirmed live | 15 August 2026 |
| Measurements held | 9 |
| Confirmed unchanged | 1 time, most recently 15 August 2026 |
| On Telegram | t.me/CSLiuSan |
| Measured (UTC) | Subscribers | Change |
|---|---|---|
| 15 Aug 2026, 17:04 | 22,596 | +211 |
| 14 Aug 2026, 03:27 | 22,385 | +229 |
| 12 Aug 2026, 21:58 | 22,156 | +56 |
| 11 Aug 2026, 20:44 | 22,100 | -13 |
| 10 Aug 2026, 18:21 | 22,113 | +180 |
| 9 Aug 2026, 15:19 | 21,933 | +160 |
| 8 Aug 2026, 11:46 | 21,773 | +153 |
| 7 Aug 2026, 18:15 | 21,620 | no change |
| 7 Aug 2026, 18:03 | 21,620 | first reading |
15 posts held, back to 27 July 2026 — the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 21 pagesof Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.
ERR is average views per post over the last 30 days divided by subscribers, the definition TGStat uses, so this figure is comparable with the one you will see elsewhere. It falls structurally as a channel grows: a high ERR on a small channel and a low one on a large channel describe reach mathematics, not quality. We publish the figure and the sample it came from and pass no verdict on it.
ER is defined industry-wide as (forwards + reactions + comments) ÷ views— note the denominator is views, not subscribers. Telegram’s public web preview carries views and reactions but not forward or comment counts, so the reaction rate above is the reactions term only and is therefore a floor: the true ER for this channel is higher by an amount we have not measured and will not estimate.
| Window | Rolling 30 days · latest post in window 15 August 2026 |
|---|---|
| Posts held | 15 (27 July 2026 – 15 August 2026) |
| Views total | 55,390 |
| Reactions total | 152 |
| Forwards / comments | not exposed by the public surface — not measured, not estimated |
| Readings taken | 16 Aug 2026, 06:02 UTC |
Views are a single reading per post, taken at the time above. A post published in the last day or two is still accumulating views, which pulls the 30-day average down slightly. That is a property of the standard definition rather than a fault in it, so we keep the definition rather than “correcting” the number into something nobody can reproduce.
Precision. Telegram publishes view counts on its public widget in short form — 8.12K, 3.7M — so any reading at or above 1,000 reaches us rounded to three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. Averages and rates derived from them are shown to the same precision rather than to the unit: a figure like 3,701,250 would assert digits nobody measured.
Reaction counts are published per emoji and rounded the same way, so a total below 1,000 is exact and a larger one is a sum that may carry a rounded component from each emoji above 1,000. Because it is a sum, it does not look rounded — read a large reaction total as three significant figures per contributing emoji rather than as the figure it prints.
Lifetime counters from Telegram’s own channel header, read 16 August 2026 — not the date at the top of this page, which is when the subscriber count was last read. Below Telegram’s rounding threshold, so these counts are exact.
Measured directly from 3 videos with a duration reading, out of the posts we hold for this channel — not this channel’s whole posting history, only the sample this register has actually read. An exact reading to the second, taken from the post itself rather than from Telegram’s own rounded chrome, so it carries no ≈ mark.
152 reactions across 13 posts, in 6 distinct kinds. The most used accounts for 69.7% of them.
| Reaction | Count | Share | Share, drawn |
|---|---|---|---|
| ❤ | 106 | 69.7% | |
| 🤮 | 28 | 18.4% | |
| 👍 | 7 | 4.61% | |
| 😱 | 6 | 3.95% | |
| 🤣 | 3 | 1.97% | |
| 💩 | 2 | 1.32% |
No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.
Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.
Coverage. Reactions were read on 13 of the 15 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 152reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.
Measured over the 15 most recent posts we hold, published 27 July 2026 to 15 August 2026, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.
太抽象了 反正柳三要约了,我就说我才25,咋了,老师课表年龄能造假,我就不能?
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带身份证出去pc 起因:群内有狼友反馈,某位老师明确表示:超过30岁不接。 过程:本人以及部分ly不信邪,于是私聊进行了确认,得到的答复确实如此。 结果及建议:各位LY以后出门前,建议提前确认清楚对方的年龄要求,避免白跑一趟。如果对方确实需要核验年龄,也请提前把规则说清楚。 PS:既然明确“超过30岁不接”,那课表上直接写清楚:“30岁以上不接,需核验身份证。”这样不是更简单? 对了 25岁程序猿应该也不行,毕竟出老。还有,出门去之前先去剃好胡子或者做个激光脱毛,最后去外面化个妆 买一身干净衣裳。 最后想问一句“ @paopao119 您是个什么东西?” 点击这里:频道导航 概览所有内容
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转发原帖地址 统一解答一下为什么tg上总有一群舔狗(不光舔老师,啥都舔那种)来当气氛组? 你如果比较关注短视频平台,可能近期刷到过“一家人其乐融融吃小火锅,让一群晒豪华食材在评论区嘲讽”以及“女大学生质疑玉米蛋挞贵,被商家讽刺”这种看起来好气又好笑的短视频了,在第一则短视频里,家庭中孩子愉快讲述“好吃”和“还有海鲜呢”,说实话啊,这种在普通家庭的“人间烟火气,最扶凡人心”的温馨幸福画面底下吹牛逼,说真的嗷,可能是物种不同习俗不一样哈,但是这种行为在我们人频里一般不称之为优越,我们一般叫它傻逼。 病态心理学上有个名词叫作“下行比较”,就是说那种大哥/大佬/富哥/骄傲的留子/包天哥等等等这类人设或者说角色,就是想通过各类不对等的比较,来满足自己的安慰和优越感,说明什么呢?说明这个人的自我价值感不是来自于自己拥有了什么,而是来源于对其他人的踩踏。 说的有些理论化,说的白话一点吧,就是这类傻逼…
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我花五千包天,就为了给老师洗袜子……说出去谁信呢?我自己都不信 《花5k包天给老师洗袜子》Official Music Video 制作人 Producer|柳三秒 @liu3miao 主演 Starring|苟馨文 @Repartily 主演 Starring|佩琪 aka 苏慕晚 特别鸣谢 Special Thanks|Suno Ai 灵感来源 我花5k包天给老师洗袜子 #长沙地下说唱
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这他妈的是14岁??? 现在的小孩发育真的太早了
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长沙资深嫖客小群开放纳新了,满足以下要求可私聊柳三 @liu3miao 申请加群 1,有保持更新的自己的报告频道,或者可提供大量近期出击证据(至少20个不同老师的出击记录)。 2,无现有成员反对。 3,不涉及利益冲突。 #纳新
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Channel photo updated
Channel name was changed to «长沙地下说唱柳三秒»
老频道找回来了,原来的内容会在这两天里陆续恢复访问。 原频道地址: https://t.me/CSLiu3
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又出来探店了兄弟们! 说到大名鼎鼎的君都,以前柳三来这里都是做95的,但没想到这楼里居然还有一家92店。 于是就让群里的中介怡宝 @xiaoyibao88 给预约了一下,她给推荐了两个号子,本来是想选她推荐的号子的,但是后面咋说呢,有些阴差阳错的,反正很神奇的一次经历就是了。 进门没啥好说的,但是不得不说,我第一次遇到这么敞亮的营销。那个老哥完全毫不避嫌地问要“半果还是全果”,“明星还是优质”。 看不起谁呢?我柳三什么经济实力? “半果吧,优质吧……” 然后我在房间里等了一会儿,这特么营销直接带着一个妹子站我跟前问我行不行……我草他妈选人还能这么选的? 柳三纵横92江湖多年,第一次遇到这样的,这妹子卖相不能说多好,属于个子高骨架大还有点肉肉的那种,不过奶子挺实在的大。 但是她那个眼神确实跟一般的92妹子不太一样,有一种清澈的愚蠢。于是柳三稀里糊涂就点了头(兄弟们不要学我)。 进去洗澡的时候我就感觉这妹子肯定是有点说道的,水…
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【妹子】:君都xxx号 【地区】:岳麓区 【年龄】:23大概 【身高】:162 【胸围】:C 【尺度】:不给吃奶子,但是可以摸下面,我也抠到了
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疯了吧? 先是20分钟,后来15分钟不出改手打 现在他妈的10分钟都来了???? 疯了吧?150块日个站街妹都有15分钟啊 隐藏笑点解析:有些小狼可能会先入为主想,这老师多半是因为弱柳扶风,细胳膊细腿不经搞,才限制10分钟的。结果点进去一看 @Niniya68 ,卧槽,大肥猪!
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Showing the 12 most recent of 15 posts we hold for @CSLiuSan. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked ≈ was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.
Citation-graph rank — 200,340 of 1,481,217entries in the measured graph. A weighted position computed from the forward and mention edges below — republished posts weigh more than named mentions — and recomputed periodically, over the whole graph. Published only as this ordinal position, never as a score: a position is a fact, and a score printed beside one channel’s name would read as a verdict this register does not make. The two counts beneath stay separate for the same reason mentions are never summed with forwards anywhere else on this page — a named-by count costs nothing to manufacture. The top 100 by this measure, or how it is computed.
Republished by
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Republishes
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Built only from forwarded posts we have actually read, on both sides. Coverage is early and deliberately incomplete: a missing link means we have not read the post that would prove it, never that the relationship does not exist. Counts are distinct forwarded posts observed, so they only ever go up as we read more.
Named by 2 registered channels — every channel on the register whose own posts have named this one, by its current username or any other username it currently holds, merged from two separately captured readings of the same fact so a namer caught by only one of them is not missed and a namer both caught is not counted twice. A username this channel has since dropped is not matched — that handle may belong to someone else now, and crediting today’s namer to yesterday’s owner would misattribute it.
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Names
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“长沙地下说唱柳三秒” (@CSLiuSan), 22,596 subscribers as measured 15 August 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/CSLiuSan.
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