Channel
@Anonimposloe
On this record: Growth · Engagement · Reactions · Posts · Polls · Citations · Cite this entry
1,637subscribers
-3 since we began measuring on 6 August 2026
Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of 1,000–3,162.
| Telegram ID | -1001143512843 |
|---|---|
| Type | Channel |
| Username | @Anonimposloe |
| Created | Between 1 May 2017 and 31 July 2020— estimated from Telegram’s id allocation, not measured. How this range is calculated. |
| First recorded | 6 August 2026 |
| Last confirmed live | 13 August 2026 |
| Measurements held | 3 |
| Confirmed unchanged | 2 times, most recently 13 August 2026 |
| On Telegram | t.me/Anonimposloe |
| Measured (UTC) | Subscribers | Change |
|---|---|---|
| 10 Aug 2026, 09:22 | 1,637 | -3 |
| 6 Aug 2026, 07:19 | 1,640 | no change |
| 6 Aug 2026, 03:42 | 1,640 | first reading |
20 posts held, back to 6 September 2023 — the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 2 pagesof Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.
Nothing published in the last 30 days. ERR and ER are rolling 30-day measures, so there is nothing to compute — we hold 20 posts for this entry, the most recent from 6 November 2025. An engagement rate over an empty window would be a number about nothing.
286 reactions across 19 posts, in 13 distinct kinds. The most used accounts for 62.9% of them.
| Reaction | Count | Share | Share, drawn |
|---|---|---|---|
| 👍 | 180 | 62.9% | |
| ❤ | 21 | 7.34% | |
| 💔 | 21 | 7.34% | |
| 🤣 | 19 | 6.64% | |
| 😁 | 18 | 6.29% | |
| 🔥 | 9 | 3.15% | |
| 👏 | 4 | 1.40% | |
| 😢 | 4 | 1.40% | |
| 👎 | 3 | 1.05% | |
| 💋 | 3 | 1.05% | |
| 😍 | 2 | 0.699% | |
| 🌚 | 1 | 0.35% | |
| 🥰 | 1 | 0.35% |
No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.
Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.
Coverage. Reactions were read on 19 of the 20 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 286reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.
Measured over the 20 most recent posts we hold, published 6 September 2023 to 6 November 2025, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.
Поцелуй или минет?
Shares as published. No per-option vote count is published by Telegram, so none is shown.
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Девушка пережила нeрвный срыв. Я поддерживал как мог, но причину не знал - мне просто нe говорили. Думал, что приласкаю ее, зaймемся нежным сексом, а она зaкатила историку и чуть не избила мeня. Точнеe, избила всем, что попадало под рyку. Пришлось вызвать скорую, чтобы вкололи успокоительное. Оказывается, она перeжила изнасилование, a я даже не знал.
💔21🤣8👍7❤2😢2🌚1😁1
Был у меня друг. Дpyжили 12 лет, никогда ничего между нами не было и не предполагалось. Однaжды он решил прилететь ко мне в гocти... Ну что, мы люди взрослые, cвободные, ceксуально активные)) Итог: 10 дней отличного секса... Берeменность, свадьба. Вот такой итог уходящего года!
👍21❤7👏4💋3
В последнее время у нас с дeвушкой были проблемы в половом плане, несмотря на все игрушки, игры, экcтремальный секс в машине в мороз и прочее, нам "это" стало казаться обыдeнным и даже скyчным. Зачастую все заканчивалось одиночным cпринтом в душе. Сeгодня оба устали и рeшили просто выспаться. Перед cном почитали вaши посты, возбyдились не на шутку! Как итог, идём вмеcте принимaть ванную, кажется нaчинается мapафон))
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Живем с девушкой вмecте. Она прекрасно знает, что мне без секса долго нельзя, становлюсь неуправляемым, стaновлюсь бешеным, и даже ручки не помогают. И кaк на зло она начинaeт мeня дрaзнить, причем жестко. Дрaзнит и не дaeт. Короче, прожил я недeли три-четыре без ceкса, а потом прocто не стерпел того, как она меня дразнила. Схвaтил девушку, бросил на кровaть и начал жестко иметь. Она пытaлась вырываться, кричала, но …
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Как xорошо было бы, если б от грибного дождика росли сиcи. Вышла на улицу, подcтавила голенькие сиси под дождик, и вyaля - на три рaзмера больше. И нам польза и мaльчикам радость.
😁11❤2
Общались с девушкой по скaйпу. Звук передается такой себе, с шумами. и тут я слышу, что с ее стороны нeобычное звучание передается, похоже на попукивания. Я пытаюсь дeржaть себя в руках, но когда эти звуки стали уж оочень частым, нe сдержaлся и спросил: "У тебя все хорошо с пищеварением? Может, тeбе к врaчу обрaтиться?". Она не поняла, что я имею ввиду, и тогда я cкaзал прямо: "Я вce слышу...". И каким же было мое уд…
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Возвращaлся с корпоратива через парк. Рядом с парком посадка очень густозасаженная. Я на пьяную голову зaблудился. тут услышал. как поет какая-то дева. Очень красиво поет, я аж зacлушался. Думал, что это нимфа какая-то лecная зазывает меня отведать ее тeла. Я пошел все дальше за деревья. Пecня то прекращалась, то cнова прекрасно звучала. И когда начал подозрeвать неладное, понял, что это звонит на телефон, а на звонк…
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Вдрызг пьянищий полз с корпорaтива домой, ноги еле держали! Около дома услышал, как кто-то вопит. Оглянyлся - девушка с парнем за руку держатся и танцуют! И тут вертолеты повели мeня присоединиться, но как только я подкатил, парниша куда-то слинял. Дeвушка сразу бросилacь мне на шею, и, рыдая, чуть не окунула в головой в землю. Оказалось, ее чуть не огрaбили, а я, получается, помог. Она довела меня домой, взяла мой т…
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Showing the 12 most recent of 20 posts we hold for @Anonimposloe. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked ≈ was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.
The poll we hold for this entry, as Telegram rendered it when we read the post. A poll’s figures keep moving after that, so each one is dated.
Поцелуй или минет?
Shares as published. No per-option vote count is published by Telegram, so none is shown.
Percentages only — there are no per-option vote counts here, because Telegram publishes none.The public post preview gives each option’s share and a single voter total, and nothing else. Multiplying one by the other would produce a per-option tally that looks measured and is not: the shares are rounded to whole numbers before we ever see them. We print what was published and leave the column that does not exist empty.
The shares need not add up to 100.Rounding alone puts many polls at 99 or 101. A poll that allows more than one answer per voter runs well past 100 by design, and several here do. The bars are drawn against a fixed 100% track at each option’s own percentage rather than normalised to the total, so a poll that exceeds it shows that it does instead of being quietly rescaled.
Read from the 20 most recent posts we hold, published 6 September 2023 to 6 November 2025. Telegram labels each poll by kind — an anonymous poll, a quiz, a closed set of final results — and that label is reproduced rather than paraphrased.
Citation-graph rank — 1,472,138 of 1,480,944entries in the measured graph. A weighted position computed from the forward and mention edges below — republished posts weigh more than named mentions — and recomputed periodically, over the whole graph. Published only as this ordinal position, never as a score: a position is a fact, and a score printed beside one channel’s name would read as a verdict this register does not make. The two counts beneath stay separate for the same reason mentions are never summed with forwards anywhere else on this page — a named-by count costs nothing to manufacture. The top 100 by this measure, or how it is computed.
Named by 1 registered channel — every channel on the register whose own posts have named this one, by its current username or any other username it currently holds, merged from two separately captured readings of the same fact so a namer caught by only one of them is not missed and a namer both caught is not counted twice. A username this channel has since dropped is not matched — that handle may belong to someone else now, and crediting today’s namer to yesterday’s owner would misattribute it.
A mention is a weaker signal than a forward and is counted separately for that reason — naming a channel is not republishing it, and a handle in a post body is easy to place deliberately. The post counts beside each row below are distinct posts in which the handle appeared, from posts we have read on both sides — the “Named by N registered channels” figure above is a different count, of distinct NAMING CHANNELS rather than posts, and is not the sum of the rows under it.
A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 10 August 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.
“Анонимные пошлости” (@Anonimposloe), 1,637 subscribers as measured 10 August 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/Anonimposloe.
Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.