Обожаю фразу "меня не будет в городе". Все думают, что в отпуск улетаешь, а ты в деревню, картошку копать.

Channel
Палата №404
@AnekdotLols
On this record: Topic · Growth · Engagement · Posts · Telegram's recommendations · Cite this entry
996subscribers
-41 since we began measuring on 26 August 2026
Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of Under 1,000.
Register entry
| Telegram ID | -1002177738907 |
|---|---|
| Type | Channel |
| Username | @AnekdotLols |
| Created | Between 1 June 2024 and 30 September 2024 — estimated from Telegram’s id allocation, not measured. How this range is calculated. |
| First recorded | 27 August 2026 |
| Last confirmed live | 15 September 2026 |
| Measurements held | 8 |
| Confirmed unchanged | 1 time, most recently 15 September 2026 |
| On Telegram | t.me/AnekdotLols |
Topic
Personal blog — a classification, not a measurement. An on-box language model (Qwen3.6-35B-A3B-FP8, prompt version 1) read this channel’s own recent posts on 19 September 2026 and assigned it the closest of 31 fixed categories, at 54% confidence. This is a model’s judgement about what the channel is likely to be about, not a fact this register measured the way a subscriber count or a view count is measured — it can be revised on a later pass, and it carries no weight anywhere else on this page. How this classification works, and why it has no browse page of its own yet.
Growth
| Measured (UTC) | Subscribers | Change |
|---|---|---|
| 15 Sept 2026, 03:58 | 996 | -4 |
| 11 Sept 2026, 19:57 | 1,000 | -10 |
| 7 Sept 2026, 13:19 | 1,010 | -9 |
| 2 Sept 2026, 16:43 | 1,019 | -9 |
| 30 Aug 2026, 13:37 | 1,028 | -7 |
| 27 Aug 2026, 13:12 | 1,035 | -2 |
| 27 Aug 2026, 00:00 | 1,037 | no change |
| 26 Aug 2026, 23:45 | 1,037 | first reading |
Engagement
20 posts held, back to 23 August 2026 — the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 1 page of Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.
- ERR · 30 days
- 0.422%
- avg views ÷ 996 subscribers
- Avg views / post
- 4.2
- 15 posts measured
- Reaction rate
- —
- this channel exposes no reaction counts
- Posts in window
- 15
- of 20 held
ERR is average views per post over the last 30 days divided by subscribers, the definition TGStat uses, so this figure is comparable with the one you will see elsewhere. It falls structurally as a channel grows: a high ERR on a small channel and a low one on a large channel describe reach mathematics, not quality. We publish the figure and the sample it came from and pass no verdict on it.
ER is defined industry-wide as (forwards + reactions + comments) ÷ views — note the denominator is views, not subscribers. Telegram’s public web preview carries views and reactions but not forward or comment counts, so the reaction rate above is the reactions term only and is therefore a floor: the true ER for this channel is higher by an amount we have not measured and will not estimate.
| Window | Rolling 30 days · latest post in window 26 August 2026 |
|---|---|
| Posts held | 20 (23 August 2026 – 26 August 2026) |
| Views total | 63 |
| Reactions total | — |
| Forwards / comments | not exposed by the public surface — not measured, not estimated |
| Readings taken | 27 Aug 2026, 00:00 UTC |
Views are a single reading per post, taken at the time above. A post published in the last day or two is still accumulating views, which pulls the 30-day average down slightly. That is a property of the standard definition rather than a fault in it, so we keep the definition rather than “correcting” the number into something nobody can reproduce.
Precision. Telegram publishes view counts on its public widget in short form — 8.12K, 3.7M — so any reading at or above 1,000 reaches us rounded to three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. Averages and rates derived from them are shown to the same precision rather than to the unit: a figure like 3,701,250 would assert digits nobody measured.
Reaction counts are published per emoji and rounded the same way, so a total below 1,000 is exact and a larger one is a sum that may carry a rounded component from each emoji above 1,000. Because it is a sum, it does not look rounded — read a large reaction total as three significant figures per contributing emoji rather than as the figure it prints.
Recent posts
На самом деле, я молодая, правда, уже очень долго!
Мы так с подругой блог вели, в котором не стыдно ничего выкладывать, ведь «все равно нас никто не смотрит». А потом нас показали в программе «Военная тайна» в выпуске про деградацию населения.
Знающие люди, к вам вопрос, вот, скажите: может, можно как-то налить комару крови в блюдце, чтобы он просто попил и не кусался?
Когда я устраивалась на эту работу, я была только финансово нестабильна, а теперь ещё и психически неустойчива!
Две новости, случайно оказавшиеся рядом. 1. Утром была поймана горилла, сбежавшая накануне из зоопарка. 2. В Питере отменили концерт известного рэпера.
Особый путь России пролегает по платным дорогам.
У нас литр не объем, а глубина беседы.
Вот любопытно... Почему мы то и дело слышим: "Ну там наверху виднее, ведь у них на руках вся информация, не то что у нас..."? А про бедолагу Трампа только и слышишь: там сглупил, там ошибся, там не разобрался...
Опытная ведьма наведёт страшную порчу на ваших конкурентов, вплоть до присвоения статуса «иноагента».
Где я был этим летом: 1. В ахуе 2. На работе 3. В ахуе на работе
Русский народ самый ненасытный народ в мире. Им столько наобещали, а ему все мало.
Showing the 12 most recent of 20 posts we hold for @AnekdotLols. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked ≈ was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.
Appears in Telegram’s recommendations for other channels
The reverse of the list above, and a different kind of signal. This does not require this channel to have ever been asked about directly — each row below is a channel we DID ask Telegram about, whose Telegram-generated list happened to include this one. A channel can appear here with an empty list above it, because being named by someone else’s query is independent of having been queried itself.
@iris_cm · 1,639,932
Telegram ranks this channel #12 of 16 here — alongside 15 others — read 26 August 2026
This channel appears in 1 seed channel's Telegram-generated recommendation list in total. Each is Telegram’s list for THAT channel, not this one — see how this is measured.
Cite this entry
A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 15 September 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.
“Палата №404” (@AnekdotLols), 996 subscribers as measured 15 September 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/AnekdotLols.
Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.