Memes & entertainment — a classification, not a measurement. An on-box language model (Qwen3.6-35B-A3B-FP8, prompt version 1) read this channel’s own recent posts on 7 October 2026 and assigned it the closest of 31 fixed categories, at 70% confidence. This is a model’s judgement about what the channel is likely to be about, not a fact this register measured the way a subscriber count or a view count is measured — it can be revised on a later pass, and it carries no weight anywhere else on this page. How this classification works, and why it has no browse page of its own yet.
Growth
4 measurements spanning 60 days, net -2. Dots are measurements; the straight line between them is drawn to join them, not to claim we know the path taken in between — snapshots are recorded only when a count changes, so gaps mean “no change observed”, never “interpolated”. The vertical axis spans 67–69 and does not start at zero.
Measurement log — every subscribers count we have recorded
Measured (UTC)
Subscribers
Change
7 Oct 2026, 00:36
67
-1
14 Aug 2026, 19:16
68
-1
10 Aug 2026, 00:15
69
no change
7 Aug 2026, 15:19
69
first reading
Engagement
5 posts held, back to 27 March 2025 — the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 1 page of Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.
Nothing published in the last 30 days. ERR and ER are rolling 30-day measures, so there is nothing to compute — we hold 5 posts for this entry, the most recent from 11 April 2025. An engagement rate over an empty window would be a number about nothing.
Reaction mix
631 reactions across 4 posts, in 17 distinct kinds. The most used accounts for 49.1% of them.
Every reaction kind recorded on the sample, most used first
Reaction
Count
Share
Share, drawn
💩
310
49.1%
🤣
70
11.1%
🤡
58
9.19%
🫡
47
7.45%
😁
34
5.39%
😐
24
3.80%
👏
20
3.17%
👍
14
2.22%
💊
13
2.06%
🖕
12
1.90%
🔥
10
1.58%
🍓
7
1.11%
🌭
4
0.634%
❤
3
0.475%
💘
2
0.317%
🤔
2
0.317%
👎
1
0.158%
No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.
Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.
Coverage. Reactions were read on 4 of the 5 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 631 reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.
Measured over the 5 most recent posts we hold, published 27 March 2025 to 11 April 2025, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.
مردم وفادار! مبارزان راستین تومیتوفریسم!
سال‌هاست که ما، قربانیان خاموش، در زیر سایه‌ی ظلم گوجه‌فرنگی زندگی کرده‌ایم. این موجود قرمز و لعنتی، با بی‌شرمی تمام در غذاها خزیده، خود را بر بشقاب‌های ما تحمیل کرده، و فرهنگ طعم را به ابتذال کشانده است!
اما امروز، ما دیگر سکوت نخواهیم کرد!
امروز، ما دیگر گاز نخواهیم زد و وانمود نخواهیم کرد که “اشکال نداره”!
امروز، ما یک صدا فریاد می‌زنیم: گوجه دشمن ماست!
ما، نسل آگاه، با د…
“پایان دوران قرمز نزدیک است!”
ملت شریف ضدگوجه!
امروز، در این لحظه تاریخی، ما گرد هم آمده‌ایم نه فقط برای نفرت از گوجه‌فرنگی، بلکه برای آغاز یک انقلاب! انقلابی علیه طعم آب‌پرتقالِ فاسد، بافت خمیری و نفوذ بی‌رحمانه‌ی این دشمن قرمز در قلب آشپزخانه‌ها!
سال‌هاست که گوجه، با حیله‌گری تمام، خودش را میوه جا زده، وارد سالادها شده، بر پیتزاها سلطنت کرده و در ساندویچ‌ها کمین کرده. اما نه دیگر! دوران تسلط گوجه به پایان رسیده! …
بیانیه رسمی علیه گوجه‌فرنگی
مردم آگاه! وقت آن رسیده که حقیقت را بپذیریم: گوجه‌فرنگی نه میوه است، نه سبزی، بلکه یک توطئه جهانی برای خراب کردن غذاهای خوشمزه است!
چرا باید اجازه دهیم این موجود قرمز و آبدار بی‌دلیل وارد ساندویچ‌ها، پیتزاها و حتی سالادهای بی‌گناه شود؟ چرا همیشه در سوپ‌ها و خورشت‌ها کمین کرده تا با اولین قاشق، کام ما را تلخ کند؟
ما، اعضای جنبش تومیتوفریسم، با افتخار اعلام می‌کنیم که در برابر این دشمن خو…
در اینجا، ما متحدیم برای مقابله با یکی از بزرگ‌ترین دشمنان غذاها: گوجه‌فرنگی! در این کانال به‌طور روزانه به یادآوری قدرت اراده خود در اجتناب از این میوه‌ی فریبکار و بحث‌های پرشور ضد گوجه خواهیم پرداخت. هدف ما ایجاد یک جامعه از افرادی است که با افتخار از گوجه دوری می‌کنند و در مسیر زندگی بدون گوجه قدم می‌زنند.
اگر شما هم از طرفداران این مبارزه هستید، به ما بپیوندید و به دنیای آزاد از گوجه‌ها خوش آمدید!
Showing the 5 most recent of 5 posts we hold for @ANTITOMATO. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked ≈ was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.
Cite this entry
A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 7 October 2026 — this
entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.
“ANTI TOMATO” (@ANTITOMATO), 67 subscribers as measured 7 October 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/ANTITOMATO.
Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.
