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ASYCOLL

@ALazyBastardLivingInASuit

On this record: Growth · Engagement · What this channel posts · Reactions · Posts · Telegram's recommendations · Cite this entry

956subscribers

+4 since we began measuring on 7 August 2026

Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of Under 1,000.

Register entry

Telegram ID-1001139429303
TypeChannel
Username@ALazyBastardLivingInASuit
Created10 March 2018measured — cross-checked against a third-party dataset (ext.tg_channel)
First recorded8 August 2026
Last confirmed live5 September 2026
Measurements held6
Confirmed unchanged1 time, most recently 5 September 2026
On Telegramt.me/ALazyBastardLivingInASuit

Growth

951956953.57 August 2026 — 952 subscribers8 August 2026 — 952 subscribers15 August 2026 — 951 subscribers21 August 2026 — 954 subscribers29 August 2026 — 951 subscribers5 September 2026 — 956 subscribers7 August 20265 September 2026
6 measurements spanning 29 days, net +4. Dots are measurements; the straight line between them is drawn to join them, not to claim we know the path taken in between — snapshots are recorded only when a count changes, so gaps mean “no change observed”, never “interpolated”. The vertical axis spans 950–957 and does not start at zero.
Measurement log — every subscribers count we have recorded
Measured (UTC)SubscribersChange
5 Sept 2026, 18:36956+5
29 Aug 2026, 05:49951-3
21 Aug 2026, 23:48954+3
15 Aug 2026, 14:25951-1
8 Aug 2026, 00:48952no change
7 Aug 2026, 19:46952first reading

Engagement

17 posts held, back to 6 July 2026the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 1 page of Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.

Nothing published in the last 30 days. ERR and ER are rolling 30-day measures, so there is nothing to compute — we hold 17 posts for this entry, the most recent from 31 July 2026. An engagement rate over an empty window would be a number about nothing.

What this channel posts

Video runtime
2m 52s
Average length
2m 52s

Measured directly from 1 video with a duration reading, out of the posts we hold for this channel — not this channel’s whole posting history, only the sample this register has actually read. An exact reading to the second, taken from the post itself rather than from Telegram’s own rounded chrome, so it carries no mark.

Reaction mix

92 reactions across 15 posts, in 5 distinct kinds. The most used accounts for 43.5% of them.

Every reaction kind recorded on the sample, most used first
ReactionCountShareShare, drawn
😁4043.5%
🤣2426.1%
🔥1112.0%
🖕1010.9%
🫡77.61%

No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.

Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.

Coverage. Reactions were read on 15 of the 17 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 92 reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.

Measured over the 17 most recent posts we hold, published 6 July 2026 to 31 July 2026, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.

Recent posts

31 Jul 2026, 17:41 UTC592 views14 reactionsread 8 August 2026

دیگه بنظرم این خاورمیانه فقط یه تبریک سقوط/تسلیم سپاه توسط حوثی‌ها رو کم داره.

😁14

31 Jul 2026, 17:08 UTC366 views6 reactionsread 8 August 2026
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دنبال این بودم روش ریپلای کنم ولی پیداش نکردم. حیف.

😁6

31 Jul 2026, 17:07 UTC608 views8 reactionsread 8 August 2026
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حماس شیرینی جسد سیدعلی رو هم به نظم نوین جهانی تقدیم کرد

😁8

15 Jul 2026, 23:31 UTC≈1,050 views6 reactionsread 8 August 2026
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این کار کدومتونه؟

🤣5🖕1

15 Jul 2026, 03:35 UTC≈1,310 views5 reactionsread 8 August 2026
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احسان جان مرکز نشینی جیب ملت ایران رو یجوری داغون کرده که میان سوالای فلسفیشون رو از یه پورتفولیو منجر میپرسن. میشه این رو هم بهشون توضیح بدی؟

😁4🖕1

15 Jul 2026, 03:22 UTC892 views3 reactionsread 8 August 2026

۱. در آمریکا پول چاپ میشه، نه در جهت خدمت به رانت خورها. بلکه در جهت جلوگیری از زمین خوردن رانت‌خورها که در نهایت به زمین خوردن ورکینگ کلس ختم میشه، که این از تبعات یک اقتصاد کپیتالیسم بسیار قوی است، در ماهیت وجودیش. و نه در خارکصه بازی دولت. ۲. مالکان دارایی در آمریکا بسیار ادغام شده هستند با رانت‌خورها. از یک طرف سیاسیونی هستند که رانت‌خورند اما دارایی ندارند، از یک طرف کارآفرینانی هستند که دارایی دارند اما رانت نه

🔥1🖕1🫡1

15 Jul 2026, 03:22 UTC707 views1 reactionsread 8 August 2026
Video

من از این بابا خوشم نمیاد، به هزار یک دلیل که هم شخصیه و هم عرفی، اما بگذریم. این مثالش جالبه. هم درست و هم غلط، ولی ازونجایی که درست و غلط بودنش در جزیره استکبار جهانی، که بهشت بیلیونرهای کپتلیایسمه (و نه سوسیالیست‌های بی‌دغدغه ممالک محروصه یوروپ، که دغدغه ایشون هم این نیست) هم، صدق میکنه، ازون جهت تبصره/توضیح اضافه کنم. صرفا جهت اطلاع.

🖕1

15 Jul 2026, 02:39 UTC640 views3 reactionsread 8 August 2026
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یک کارمند با حقوق ثابت وقتی ببینه خرج خوراکش از حد معمول بیشتر شده، در زندگی واقعی، بجای اینکه غر بزنه که چرا حقوقم کفاف خوراک قبلیم رو نمیده، سعی میکنه از بقیه مخارج اضافیش بزنه تا بتونه خرج خوراکش رو تامین کنه. اگه وضعیت کارمندی رو مرکزگرایی در نظر بگیری، و حقوق کارمندی رو رانت مرکزنشینی، و خرج اضافی رو حق مناطق محروم، مرکزنشین باید از خرج خودش بزنه تا منبع مالی محدود به اون قسمت محروم اختصاص پیدا کنه. اما واضحه که

🫡2🖕1

14 Jul 2026, 13:25 UTC657 views1 reactionsread 8 August 2026
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شیطان در جزئیات نهفته است

🫡1

12 Jul 2026, 15:59 UTC685 views6 reactionsread 8 August 2026

منی که میدونم لیندزی گراهام رو کشتن تا اتریوم‌های ولتش رو بفروشن ولی نمیتونم ثابت کنم

😁5🖕1

Showing the 12 most recent of 17 posts we hold for @ALazyBastardLivingInASuit. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.

Appears in Telegram’s recommendations for other channels

The reverse of the list above, and a different kind of signal. This does not require this channel to have ever been asked about directly — each row below is a channel we DID ask Telegram about, whose Telegram-generated list happened to include this one. A channel can appear here with an empty list above it, because being named by someone else’s query is independent of having been queried itself.

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This channel appears in 2 seed channels' Telegram-generated recommendation lists in total. Each is Telegram’s list for THAT channel, not this one — see how this is measured.

Cite this entry

A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 5 September 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.

“ASYCOLL” (@ALazyBastardLivingInASuit), 956 subscribers as measured 5 September 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/ALazyBastardLivingInASuit.

Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.