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惠州蕉友群出击报告
@zst12553
On this record: Growth · Engagement · Reactions · Posts · Citations · Cite this entry
3,181subscribers
+60 since we began measuring on 6 August 2026
Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of 3,162–10,000.
Register entry
| Telegram ID | -1004499021527 |
|---|---|
| Type | Channel |
| Username | @zst12553 |
| Created | 23 July 2026 — measured — dated from the channel’s first post |
| First recorded | 6 August 2026 |
| Last confirmed live | 14 August 2026 |
| Measurements held | 4 |
| Confirmed unchanged | 1 time, most recently 14 August 2026 |
| On Telegram | t.me/zst12553 |
Growth
| Measured (UTC) | Subscribers | Change |
|---|---|---|
| 14 Aug 2026, 10:24 | 3,181 | +14 |
| 10 Aug 2026, 19:42 | 3,167 | +38 |
| 7 Aug 2026, 10:24 | 3,129 | +8 |
| 6 Aug 2026, 23:01 | 3,121 | first reading |
Engagement
8 posts held, back to 23 July 2026 — the reader has reached the start of this channel’s public history, so this is the full archive Telegram still exposes. Read across 3 pagesof Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.
- ERR · 30 days
- 5.33%
- avg views ÷ 3,181 subscribers
- Avg views / post
- 170
- 6 posts measured
- Reaction rate
- 0.704%
- reactions ÷ views · ER floor
- Posts in window
- 8
- of 8 held
ERR is average views per post over the last 30 days divided by subscribers, the definition TGStat uses, so this figure is comparable with the one you will see elsewhere. It falls structurally as a channel grows: a high ERR on a small channel and a low one on a large channel describe reach mathematics, not quality. We publish the figure and the sample it came from and pass no verdict on it.
ER is defined industry-wide as (forwards + reactions + comments) ÷ views— note the denominator is views, not subscribers. Telegram’s public web preview carries views and reactions but not forward or comment counts, so the reaction rate above is the reactions term only and is therefore a floor: the true ER for this channel is higher by an amount we have not measured and will not estimate. It is computed over the 2 of 6 measured posts that carry a reaction reading, and over those same posts' views.
| Window | Rolling 30 days · latest post in window 7 August 2026 |
|---|---|
| Posts held | 8 (23 July 2026 – 7 August 2026) |
| Views total | 1,018 |
| Reactions total | 2 |
| Forwards / comments | not exposed by the public surface — not measured, not estimated |
| Readings taken | 7 Aug 2026, 23:55 UTC |
Views are a single reading per post, taken at the time above. A post published in the last day or two is still accumulating views, which pulls the 30-day average down slightly. That is a property of the standard definition rather than a fault in it, so we keep the definition rather than “correcting” the number into something nobody can reproduce.
Precision. Telegram publishes view counts on its public widget in short form — 8.12K, 3.7M — so any reading at or above 1,000 reaches us rounded to three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. Averages and rates derived from them are shown to the same precision rather than to the unit: a figure like 3,701,250 would assert digits nobody measured.
Reaction counts are published per emoji and rounded the same way, so a total below 1,000 is exact and a larger one is a sum that may carry a rounded component from each emoji above 1,000. Because it is a sum, it does not look rounded — read a large reaction total as three significant figures per contributing emoji rather than as the figure it prints.
Reaction mix
2 reactions across 2 posts, in 1 kind.
| Reaction | Count | Share | Share, drawn |
|---|---|---|---|
| ❤ | 2 | 100.0% |
No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.
Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.
Coverage. Reactions were read on 2 of the 8 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 2reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.
Measured over the 8 most recent posts we hold, published 23 July 2026 to 7 August 2026, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.
Recent posts
【时间】:2026-08-06 【老师】:木子 【留名】:793682 【评价】:👍 好评 【人照】:9 【颜值】:8 【身材】:8 【服务】:9 【态度】:9 【环境】:9 【综合】:8.67 【过程】:服务态度很好,皮肤好白,手脚都很漂亮,足控可以猛冲
【时间】:2026-08-05 【老师】:元嫒 【留名】:匿名 【评价】:👌 中评 【人照】:7 【颜值】:7 【身材】:9 【服务】:2 【态度】:6 【环境】:9 【综合】:6.67 【过程】:先说总结:嫩妹没服务 一开门就看到了,绝对的嫩妹,确实是 18 甚至更小,胸有 B 吧 本来想着先抱一下🐍一会,只能碰到舌尖,然后口的话几乎等于没有 那就直接正题吧,确实紧,水也很多,各种姿势随意,想怎么摆怎么摆。就是没有叫床,除非你化身推土机,会哼咛几下。不会刺激你,那就只适合纯桩机了,但是桩机又被诟病,虽然也没催,但是自己也有点心理压力,最后也没出。
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【时间】:2026-08-04 【老师】:空心菜 【留名】:焦友探雷-阿元 【评价】:👍 好评 【人照】:10 【颜值】:10 【身材】:10 【服务】:8 【态度】:9 【环境】:9 【综合】:9.33 【过程】:不是我吹牛逼 也不是跟老师是一起得 在香蕉群中了空心菜200优惠券 刚出击完 休息了一天 然后就过来找空心菜了 出击路上 老师有点催 弄得我都不想出击了 到地方以后 看到老师那一刻 真的无敌啊 身材又好 皮肤又白 脸蛋又好看 听老师说是健身教练 忍不住了 抽了一根烟 老师就带我去洗澡 洗澡很仔细 边洗边摸老师那个大奶子 这奶子真的是我见到所有老师最漂亮得奶子了 又白又好看 洗完澡 马上就开始床上服务 老师到了一杯水 然后洗了一口水 给我舔咪咪 真的舒服 最好一路舔下去 开始舔我得坤坤 跟大腿内部 好舒服 最好舔得我受不了 然后就戴套套开始 插进去 我去真的好紧 有点顶不住 瑶几下差点出来 然后后入 换了几个工作顶不住…
【时间】:2026-07-31 【老师】:派大星94会所 【留名】:风里雨里死在36D里 【评价】:👍 好评 【人照】:9.0 【颜值】:9.0 【身材】:8.0 【服务】:10.0 【态度】:10.0 【环境】:9.0 【综合】:9.17 【过程】:一进门11号穿着小碎花裙就来了,我一看很喜欢,一听声音也好好听,果断要了,先帮我洗澡搓背,然后上床就从后背开始,先是按摩,然后开始🐻推,话嫩嫩的,一直到处磨,我比较敏感,实在有点受不了,就赶紧换正面,开始上下其手,前面一直没仔细看,现在一看,这个老师真嫩真美啊,然后就开始各种服务,到处用嘴吸我,小舌头也很灵活,最后老师躺在我侧面,我搂着她,猛的发射了,飞的到处都是
【时间】:2026-08-02 【老师】:小椰子 【留名】:焦友探雷-阿元 【评价】:👍 好评 【人照】:9.0 【颜值】:9.0 【身材】:9.0 【服务】:6.0 【态度】:10.0 【环境】:8.0 【综合】:8.5 【过程】:下雨天 在香蕉🍌水群 看到群里新发布了一个嫩妹 看到后心痒痒的 心动不如行动 马上就出击了 跟老师约了10点 到了以后 见到人 真的无敌 顶级嫩妹啊 还是香蕉群认证得老师靠谱 马上直接给了现金 就开始抱了一下 小嫩妹身上好热 抱得好舒服 然后在沙发抱边抱边舔奶子 几分钟后轮到小嫩妹给我服务 随便舔了一下口了几分钟 就开始戴套了 小嫩妹没啥服务 但是可爱颜值高听话 然后就一顿操作 弄得有点累了 就换她来摇了几分钟 我直接翻过来后入 放进去真的无敌 又紧又舒服 没几下就顶不住了 然后结束洗澡 抽根烟在沙发聊了天 就溜了 最后补充几句 小嫩妹 小身板 出击小桩机温柔一点 不要给…
【时间】:2026-07-23 【老师】:薏米 【留名】:匿名 【评价】:👍 好评 【人照】:10.0 【颜值】:10.0 【身材】:9.0 【服务】:10.0 【态度】:10.0 【环境】:9.0 【综合】:9.67 【过程】:之前一直想找机会预约薏米老师。可惜上班时间一直冲突。刚好有一天假期前一天晚上立马预约刚好还有空位。按时到地方,侧门没有保安,有门禁,私聊老师解锁后,顺利上楼,进门看到薏米。颜值比我预期要高,身材也十分不错没有赘肉,交了水费之后就一起洗澡,洗完澡会帮擦干,然后老师会主动喊你挑选制服。躺在床上等老师服务,先是舌吻,然后常规三点,接着69,下面无异味,十分干净,然后站着口,坐着口,之后女上位(居然有点紧)转了一圈后。后入式对着镜子疯狂进攻。各种体位试完了之后。传教士方位在中顺利出水了。中场休息老师那很多水果吃了不少。洗完澡坐着聊了一会看一下时间都超了5分钟,和艾米老师拥抱一下赶紧溜溜球了。
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Channel created
Showing the 8 most recent of 8 posts we hold for @zst12553. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked ≈ was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.
Citation-graph rank
Citation-graph rank — 964,176 of 1,345,403entries in the measured graph. A weighted position computed from the forward and mention edges below — republished posts weigh more than named mentions — and recomputed periodically, over the whole graph. Published only as this ordinal position, never as a score: a position is a fact, and a score printed beside one channel’s name would read as a verdict this register does not make. The two counts beneath stay separate for the same reason mentions are never summed with forwards anywhere else on this page — a named-by count costs nothing to manufacture. The top 100 by this measure, or how it is computed.
Mentions
Named by 1 registered channel — every channel on the register whose own posts have named this one, by its current username or any other username it currently holds, merged from two separately captured readings of the same fact so a namer caught by only one of them is not missed and a namer both caught is not counted twice. A username this channel has since dropped is not matched — that handle may belong to someone else now, and crediting today’s namer to yesterday’s owner would misattribute it.
Named by
Channels on the register whose posts name this channel's handle.
Names
Channels on the register whose handles appear in this channel's posts.
A mention is a weaker signal than a forward and is counted separately for that reason — naming a channel is not republishing it, and a handle in a post body is easy to place deliberately. The post counts beside each row below are distinct posts in which the handle appeared, from posts we have read on both sides — the “Named by N registered channels” figure above is a different count, of distinct NAMING CHANNELS rather than posts, and is not the sum of the rows under it.
Cite this entry
A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 14 August 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.
“惠州蕉友群出击报告” (@zst12553), 3,181 subscribers as measured 14 August 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/zst12553.
Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.