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Channel
不嘻嘻的蟹黄堡
@zhb8755
On this record: Growth · Engagement · What this channel posts · Reactions · Posts · Citations · Cite this entry
818subscribers
+713 since we began measuring on 12 October 2026
Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of Under 1,000.
Register entry
| Telegram ID | -1004488428061 |
|---|---|
| Type | Channel |
| Username | @zhb8755 |
| Created | 10 October 2026 — measured — dated from the channel’s first post |
| First recorded | 12 October 2026 |
| Last confirmed live | 14 October 2026 |
| Measurements held | 2 |
| Confirmed unchanged | 1 time, most recently 14 October 2026 |
| On Telegram | t.me/zhb8755 |
Growth
| Measured (UTC) | Subscribers | Change |
|---|---|---|
| 14 Oct 2026, 04:58 | 818 | +713 |
| 12 Oct 2026, 07:22 | 105 | first reading |
Engagement
13 posts held, back to 10 October 2026 — the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 1 page of Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.
- ERR · 30 days
- 34.3%
- avg views ÷ 818 subscribers
- Avg views / post
- 280
- 11 posts measured
- Reaction rate
- 0.148%
- reactions ÷ views · ER floor
- Posts in window
- 13
- of 13 held
ERR is average views per post over the last 30 days divided by subscribers, the definition TGStat uses, so this figure is comparable with the one you will see elsewhere. It falls structurally as a channel grows: a high ERR on a small channel and a low one on a large channel describe reach mathematics, not quality. We publish the figure and the sample it came from and pass no verdict on it.
ER is defined industry-wide as (forwards + reactions + comments) ÷ views — note the denominator is views, not subscribers. Telegram’s public web preview carries views and reactions but not forward or comment counts, so the reaction rate above is the reactions term only and is therefore a floor: the true ER for this channel is higher by an amount we have not measured and will not estimate. It is computed over the 2 of 11 measured posts that carry a reaction reading, and over those same posts' views.
| Window | Rolling 30 days · latest post in window 12 October 2026 |
|---|---|
| Posts held | 13 (10 October 2026 – 12 October 2026) |
| Views total | 3,084 |
| Reactions total | 1 |
| Forwards / comments | not exposed by the public surface — not measured, not estimated |
| Readings taken | 12 Oct 2026, 07:22 UTC |
Views are a single reading per post, taken at the time above. A post published in the last day or two is still accumulating views, which pulls the 30-day average down slightly. That is a property of the standard definition rather than a fault in it, so we keep the definition rather than “correcting” the number into something nobody can reproduce.
Precision. Telegram publishes view counts on its public widget in short form — 8.12K, 3.7M — so any reading at or above 1,000 reaches us rounded to three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. Averages and rates derived from them are shown to the same precision rather than to the unit: a figure like 3,701,250 would assert digits nobody measured.
Reaction counts are published per emoji and rounded the same way, so a total below 1,000 is exact and a larger one is a sum that may carry a rounded component from each emoji above 1,000. Because it is a sum, it does not look rounded — read a large reaction total as three significant figures per contributing emoji rather than as the figure it prints.
What this channel posts
- Video runtime
- 7s
- Average length
- 7s
Measured directly from 1 video with a duration reading, out of the posts we hold for this channel — not this channel’s whole posting history, only the sample this register has actually read. An exact reading to the second, taken from the post itself rather than from Telegram’s own rounded chrome, so it carries no ≈ mark.
Reaction mix
1 reaction across 1 post, in 1 kind.
| Reaction | Count | Share | Share, drawn |
|---|---|---|---|
| ❤ | 1 | 100.0% |
No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.
Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.
Coverage. Reactions were read on 2 of the 13 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 1 reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.
Measured over the 13 most recent posts we hold, published 10 October 2026 to 12 October 2026, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.
Recent posts
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【金华义乌福利社】@yiwugo 【评价时间】:2026-10-11 【老师名字】:蟹黄堡 @MWXHB19 【验证留名】:根半价第二 【人照颜值】:9分嫩妹 【身材点评】: B胸 白 年轻 嫩出水 【老师类型】:服务系颜值嫩妹 【相处感受】: 很轻松 很健谈 【交通便利】:小区公寓 路边停车也很方便 【过程描述】: 派大星走了,去找她闺蜜蟹黄堡,惊为天人。小姑娘很健谈,进来聊了几句帮你脱衣服洗澡,限时女友了属于。洗完澡就是一个飞天大蟒蛇,吻技一流,谁家男朋友调教那么好。深喉技术更是世间少有。唯一缺点体力不太够,这个价格暴打义乌99%嫩妹。嫩妹带服务,神仙挡不住啊! 【总结】:别去,别给小姑娘凿坏了 最新半价、白嫖福利:https://t.me/yiwutongzhi/245
【金华义乌福利社】@yiwugo 【评价时间】:2026-10-11 【老师名字】:蟹黄堡 @MWXHB19 【验证留名】:C-BLOCK 【人照颜值】: 【身材点评】: 【老师类型】: 【相处感受】: 【交通便利】:交通挺方便的,老师今天地方也:不错,高层高档公寓,房间挺大的,类似酒店房间,不是银海那种小公寓能比,挺好的 【过程描述】: 经群狼友强烈推荐,直接马不停蹄约上头课,人照一致,声音diedie的,挺有意思的女孩,沟通无障碍,得接话,也会扯话题不会冷场,服务态度不错,课表服务都有,身材可以,前凸后翘,皮肤紧致光滑,奶子软软的,屁股挺大的,比较有特点是老师的深喉,老师含的挺深的,基本每下都能深喉,反正对比之前的嫩妹反正口这块能给到夯吧,挺厉害的,口的时间也挺长的的,反正挺卖力的。女上挺舒服的上下幅度挺大的有活,试了传教士,侧入,最后后入,我挺喜欢侧入,这样可以摸到奶子有能蛇,不过后面突然屁股抽筋了,wdf:不然一致…
报告 我来了
【金华义乌福利社】@yiwugo 【评价时间】:2026-10-11 【老师名字】:蟹黄堡 @MWXHB19 【验证留名】:伤(出击社总编)乌伤 【人照颜值】:人照一致,和认证视频一样,是本人,自聊老师 【身材点评】: 身高158,胸C,有腰臀比,正常肤色,胸和肚子略微有一些曾经的减肥纹,瑕不掩瑜 【老师类型】:服务型嫩妹,口技顶级深喉很久 【相处感受】: 相处轻松愉快,热情不冷场,会主动找话题,不论是床上床下的话题都愿意聊 【交通便利】:停车方便 【过程描述】: 出击蟹黄堡,老师两天没开课,今天一开课就立即约课了,遥控上楼,见面一个jk可爱妹妹接我进屋,158身高显得特别萌,胸部挺大把jk上衣撑得满满的,视线往下看到百褶裙勾勒出腰部,腰臀比不错,拉着我沙发坐下就闲聊起来,妹妹是福建的,说话轻声细语有点台湾腔,妹妹思维活络,特别开朗,相处很自然,很活泼,不冷场,爱开玩笑,挺调皮的,又带点抽象逗比,是年轻人特有的青春活力,邀…
❤1
进来遥控上门,老师开始和聊家常一样,给人带来舒适感,然后开始洗澡,老师洗的很舒服,洗完后,老师开始亲亲,69,中间还深喉的很深,之后还是戴上套套,出水后,老师再给洗洗,最后老师还留着聊天,非常值得二刷!
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不嘻嘻的蟹黄堡 pinned a photo
【义乌赏颜阁】 https://t.me/ywsyg8 【验证时间】:2026-10-10 【老师名字】:蟹黄堡 【老师账号】:@MWXHB19 【验证留名】:哲da da 【人照相似】:9 【颜值身材】:9 【服务评分】:9 【态度评分】:9 【课室环境】:9 【体验过程】:进门后发现老师特别热情,讲着闽南语有点嗲嗲的非常惹人喜爱。胸也是很大有c罩杯,一起洗完澡后,躺床上享受服务,老师舔胸特别舒服,会吸吮奶头。口交技术简直夯爆了,多次深喉口,口技术满分,而且口的很久,69也能享受一番。做爱也是非常配合我,老师喜欢我操快点,我就后入大力冲刺,最后射了开开心心洗完澡。
不嘻嘻了 来了三天不舒服 到今天才上 然后今天频道还坏掉了
不嘻嘻的蟹黄堡 身高158 体重100 🐻C 可以蛇吻 可以69 02年的 性格活泼 话多 说话轻声细语软绵绵 会🐻推 可以口出 单次700/45分钟 两次1400/90分钟 包天8888 支持空降 费用另外报销 可以外出 看距离决定去不去 约课联系: @MWXHB19 双向机器人: t.me/MWXHB199_bot 聊天群 https://t.me/+HIY9ZPPwrbU0ZGZl 桩机不接 大鸟不接 尽量现金 尽量现金 尽量现金
Showing the 12 most recent of 13 posts we hold for @zhb8755. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked ≈ was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.
Mentions
Named by 2 registered channels — every channel on the register whose own posts have named this one, by its current username or any other username it currently holds, merged from two separately captured readings of the same fact so a namer caught by only one of them is not missed and a namer both caught is not counted twice. A username this channel has since dropped is not matched — that handle may belong to someone else now, and crediting today’s namer to yesterday’s owner would misattribute it.
Named by
Channels on the register whose posts name this channel's handle.
Names
Channels on the register whose handles appear in this channel's posts.
A mention is a weaker signal than a forward and is counted separately for that reason — naming a channel is not republishing it, and a handle in a post body is easy to place deliberately. The post counts beside each row below are distinct posts in which the handle appeared, from posts we have read on both sides — the “Named by N registered channels” figure above is a different count, of distinct NAMING CHANNELS rather than posts, and is not the sum of the rows under it.
Cite this entry
A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 14 October 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.
“不嘻嘻的蟹黄堡” (@zhb8755), 818 subscribers as measured 14 October 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/zhb8755.
Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.