Ecommerce storefront — a classification, not a measurement. An on-box language model (Qwen3.6-35B-A3B-FP8, prompt version 1) read this channel’s own recent posts on 11 September 2026 and assigned it the closest of 31 fixed categories, at 100% confidence. This is a model’s judgement about what the channel is likely to be about, not a fact this register measured the way a subscriber count or a view count is measured — it can be revised on a later pass, and it carries no weight anywhere else on this page. How this classification works, and why it has no browse page of its own yet.
Growth
32 measurements spanning 42 days, net -72. Dots are measurements; the straight line between them is drawn to join them, not to claim we know the path taken in between — snapshots are recorded only when a count changes, so gaps mean “no change observed”, never “interpolated”. The vertical axis spans 13,440–13,551 and does not start at zero.
Measurement log — every subscribers count we have recorded, most recent 20 of 32
Measured (UTC)
Subscribers
Change
18 Sept 2026, 06:21
13,465
-9
16 Sept 2026, 00:21
13,474
+3
14 Sept 2026, 09:22
13,471
+2
12 Sept 2026, 19:55
13,469
+16
10 Sept 2026, 19:15
13,453
-7
4 Sept 2026, 22:17
13,460
-6
3 Sept 2026, 07:03
13,466
-7
2 Sept 2026, 02:03
13,473
-1
1 Sept 2026, 01:47
13,474
+1
31 Aug 2026, 00:18
13,473
+4
29 Aug 2026, 21:04
13,469
+2
29 Aug 2026, 00:28
13,467
+10
28 Aug 2026, 02:38
13,457
-1
27 Aug 2026, 04:25
13,458
-4
26 Aug 2026, 04:33
13,462
-13
25 Aug 2026, 03:18
13,475
-10
23 Aug 2026, 23:25
13,485
+2
22 Aug 2026, 06:26
13,483
-5
20 Aug 2026, 23:44
13,488
-4
19 Aug 2026, 23:22
13,492
first reading
Engagement
113 posts held, back to 4 August 2026 — the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 50 pages of Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.
ERR · 30 days
5.28%
avg views ÷ 13,465 subscribers
Avg views / post
711
56 posts measured
Reaction rate
1.25%
reactions ÷ views · ER floor
Posts in window
56
of 113 held
ERR is average views per post over the last 30 days divided by subscribers, the definition TGStat uses, so this figure is comparable with the one you will see elsewhere. It falls structurally as a channel grows: a high ERR on a small channel and a low one on a large channel describe reach mathematics, not quality. We publish the figure and the sample it came from and pass no verdict on it.
ER is defined industry-wide as (forwards + reactions + comments) ÷ views — note the denominator is views, not subscribers. Telegram’s public web preview carries views and reactions but not forward or comment counts, so the reaction rate above is the reactions term only and is therefore a floor: the true ER for this channel is higher by an amount we have not measured and will not estimate. It is computed over the 55 of 56 measured posts that carry a reaction reading, and over those same posts' views.
What these figures were computed from
Window
Rolling 30 days · latest post in window 2 September 2026
Posts held
113 (4 August 2026 – 2 September 2026)
Views total
39,827
Reactions total
493
Forwards / comments
not exposed by the public surface — not measured, not estimated
Readings taken
2 Sept 2026, 20:12 UTC
Views are a single reading per post, taken at the time above. A post published in the last day or two is still accumulating views, which pulls the 30-day average down slightly. That is a property of the standard definition rather than a fault in it, so we keep the definition rather than “correcting” the number into something nobody can reproduce.
Precision. Telegram publishes view counts on its public widget in short form — 8.12K, 3.7M — so any reading at or above 1,000 reaches us rounded to three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. Averages and rates derived from them are shown to the same precision rather than to the unit: a figure like 3,701,250 would assert digits nobody measured.
Reaction counts are published per emoji and rounded the same way, so a total below 1,000 is exact and a larger one is a sum that may carry a rounded component from each emoji above 1,000. Because it is a sum, it does not look rounded — read a large reaction total as three significant figures per contributing emoji rather than as the figure it prints.
What this channel posts
Video runtime
1h 09m
Average length
38s
Measured directly from 110 videos with a duration reading, out of the posts we hold for this channel — not this channel’s whole posting history, only the sample this register has actually read. An exact reading to the second, taken from the post itself rather than from Telegram’s own rounded chrome, so it carries no ≈ mark.
Reaction mix
1,011 reactions across 112 posts, in 12 distinct kinds. The most used accounts for 27.9% of them.
Every reaction kind recorded on the sample, most used first
Reaction
Count
Share
Share, drawn
👍
282
27.9%
🔥
222
22.0%
❤
166
16.4%
🎉
83
8.21%
👏
65
6.43%
🤯
53
5.24%
🥰
45
4.45%
🤩
29
2.87%
👌
26
2.57%
💯
24
2.37%
😁
15
1.48%
🤔
1
0.099%
No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.
Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.
Coverage. Reactions were read on 112 of the 113 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 1,011 reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.
Measured over the 113 most recent posts we hold, published 4 August 2026 to 2 September 2026, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.
The shares total 119%, above 100: this poll accepts more than one answer per voter. No per-option vote count is published, so the number of voters who chose each option is not derivable and is not shown.
Защита камер - не потому что iPhone хрупкий. А потому что случайности никто не отменял.
Качественные защитные линзы принимают царапины и удар на себя, оставаясь практически незаметными на смартфоне.
Маленькая деталь. Потенциально большой ремонт, которого можно избежать.
ZetZet Стекло для камеры iPhone 17 Pro Max, Aluminium 3 шт. Orange
990 🏷️
Маленькая деталь, о которой вспоминаешь только тогда, когда она действительно нужна.
JOYROOM JR-FB1 AI
это не просто наушники, а удобный инструмент для поездок, учёбы и работы. 🎧😺
Перевод речи в реальном времени, помощь в общении на разных языках, запись встреч и распознавание речи всё собрано в одном приложении JR Audio.
Музыка - когда хочется. AI - когда нужно понять, перевести или сохранить важный разговор.
JR-FB1 AI уже в наличии.
3 990
iPhone Air должен оставаться Air.
Поэтому вместо лишней толщины глянцевая антигравийная плёнка на корпус и экран. Смартфон практически не меняется внешне и сохраняет свою главную фишку - тонкость, но получает защиту от повседневных царапин.
Именно на iPhone Air мы рекомендуем глянцевую плёнку: она лучше схватывается с поверхностью и держится надёжнее, чем матовая.
Тонко. Чисто. И без желания спрятать Air под лишни…
REMAX T132 - тот самый power bank, который реально хочется носить с собой. 🔋
2 490🏷️
Компактный корпус, 11 850 мА·ч и быстрая зарядка до 65 Вт. А главное Type-C кабель уже встроен и одновременно служит удобным ремешком. Никаких лишних проводов в сумке.
Плюс дисплей с точным остатком заряда. Маленький по размеру - совсем не маленький по возможностям.
REMAX RB-970HB - когда хочется просто отключиться от лишнего шума. 🎧
4 990
Музыка, дорога, работа или вечерняя прогулка - ANC, полноразмерная посадка и до 40 часов автономности делают их хорошим вариантом на каждый день.
А главное, не обязательно переплачивать за громкое имя, когда нужен просто приятный звук и комфорт.
REMAX RB-970HB 🎧
4 990
Полноразмерные беспроводные наушники с ANC-шумоподавлением, 40-мм динамиками и автономностью до 40 часов.
Складные, удобные и без переплаты за громкое имя.
XENIUM X280 - простой телефон для самого важного 📞
Отличный вариант для школьника: ёмкий аккумулятор 3000 мА·ч, Type-C, две SIM-карты, Bluetooth и фонарик. Меньше времени у розетки, никаких отвлекающих соцсетей - ребёнок просто остаётся на связи.
Иногда именно такой телефон даёт родителям больше спокойствия. 🤝
2800
JOYROOM Funpods FN3 AI - больше, чем просто наушники.
AI-перевод, двусторонний разговор, запись встреч с переводом речи в текст и приложение полностью на русском языке.
А для повседневного использования ANC до −38 дБ и 4 микрофона для чистых разговоров.
Работают с iPhone и Android.
Уже в наличии.
3 990
JOYROOM Funpods FB1 AI наушники, которые умеют больше.
3 990
Живой AI-перевод, двусторонний F2F-разговор и запись встреч с переводом речи в текст. Для путешествий, учёбы, переговоров и общения без языкового барьера.
И всё это - в обычных компактных наушниках.
Уже в наличии.
Матовая или глянцевая?
Здесь уже вопрос вкуса.
Матовая сохраняет спокойную эстетику устройства, меньше бликует и выглядит максимально сдержанно.
Глянцевая добавляет глубины цвету и блеска, особенно интересно преображает матовые корпуса iPhone.
Оклеиваем антигравийной плёнкой iPhone, MacBook и другую технику в матовом и глянцевом исполнении.
📍 Назрань • Москва
👍3🔥2❤1🎉1👏1🤯1
Showing the 12 most recent of 113 posts we hold for @zetzet_news. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked ≈ was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.
Polls
The 2 polls we hold for this entry, as Telegram rendered them when we read the post. A poll’s figures keep moving after that, so each one is dated.
The shares total 119%, above 100: this poll accepts more than one answer per voter. No per-option vote count is published, so the number of voters who chose each option is not derivable and is not shown.
Если бы сегодня Вы выбирали новый смартфон при сопоставимых характеристиках и цене, какой бренд рассмотрели бы в первую очередь?
Apple61%
Huawei6%
Samsung30%
Xiaomi9%
Затрудняюсь ответить6%
The shares total 112%, above 100: this poll accepts more than one answer per voter. No per-option vote count is published, so the number of voters who chose each option is not derivable and is not shown.
Percentages only — there are no per-option vote counts here, because Telegram publishes none. The public post preview gives each option’s share and a single voter total, and nothing else. Multiplying one by the other would produce a per-option tally that looks measured and is not: the shares are rounded to whole numbers before we ever see them. We print what was published and leave the column that does not exist empty.
The shares need not add up to 100. Rounding alone puts many polls at 99 or 101. A poll that allows more than one answer per voter runs well past 100 by design, and several here do. The bars are drawn against a fixed 100% track at each option’s own percentage rather than normalised to the total, so a poll that exceeds it shows that it does instead of being quietly rescaled.
Read from the 113 most recent posts we hold, published 4 August 2026 to 2 September 2026. Telegram labels each poll by kind — an anonymous poll, a quiz, a closed set of final results — and that label is reproduced rather than paraphrased.
Cite this entry
A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 18 September 2026 — this
entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.
“zetzet.ru” (@zetzet_news), 13,465 subscribers as measured 18 September 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/zetzet_news.
Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.