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@zero_minutes
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284subscribers
+1 since we began measuring on 7 August 2026
Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of Under 1,000.
| Telegram ID | -1001761340534 |
|---|---|
| Type | Channel |
| Username | @zero_minutes |
| Created | Between 1 December 2021 and 28 February 2023— estimated from Telegram’s id allocation, not measured. How this range is calculated. |
| First recorded | 8 August 2026 |
| Last confirmed live | 8 August 2026 |
| Measurements held | 3 |
| Confirmed unchanged | 1 time, most recently 8 August 2026 |
| On Telegram | t.me/zero_minutes |
| Measured (UTC) | Subscribers | Change |
|---|---|---|
| 8 Aug 2026, 11:52 | 284 | +1 |
| 8 Aug 2026, 08:31 | 283 | no change |
| 7 Aug 2026, 12:49 | 283 | first reading |
9 posts held, back to 26 July 2026 — the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 1 pageof Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.
ERR is average views per post over the last 30 days divided by subscribers, the definition TGStat uses, so this figure is comparable with the one you will see elsewhere. It falls structurally as a channel grows: a high ERR on a small channel and a low one on a large channel describe reach mathematics, not quality. We publish the figure and the sample it came from and pass no verdict on it.
ER is defined industry-wide as (forwards + reactions + comments) ÷ views— note the denominator is views, not subscribers. Telegram’s public web preview carries views and reactions but not forward or comment counts, so the reaction rate above is the reactions term only and is therefore a floor: the true ER for this channel is higher by an amount we have not measured and will not estimate. It is computed over the 8 of 9 measured posts that carry a reaction reading, and over those same posts' views.
| Window | Rolling 30 days · latest post in window 6 August 2026 |
|---|---|
| Posts held | 9 (26 July 2026 – 6 August 2026) |
| Views total | 1,195 |
| Reactions total | 123 |
| Forwards / comments | not exposed by the public surface — not measured, not estimated |
| Readings taken | 8 Aug 2026, 08:31 UTC |
Views are a single reading per post, taken at the time above. A post published in the last day or two is still accumulating views, which pulls the 30-day average down slightly. That is a property of the standard definition rather than a fault in it, so we keep the definition rather than “correcting” the number into something nobody can reproduce.
Precision. Telegram publishes view counts on its public widget in short form — 8.12K, 3.7M — so any reading at or above 1,000 reaches us rounded to three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. Averages and rates derived from them are shown to the same precision rather than to the unit: a figure like 3,701,250 would assert digits nobody measured.
Reaction counts are published per emoji and rounded the same way, so a total below 1,000 is exact and a larger one is a sum that may carry a rounded component from each emoji above 1,000. Because it is a sum, it does not look rounded — read a large reaction total as three significant figures per contributing emoji rather than as the figure it prints.
123 reactions across 8 posts, in 10 distinct kinds. The most used accounts for 81.3% of them.
| Reaction | Count | Share | Share, drawn |
|---|---|---|---|
| ❤ | 100 | 81.3% | |
| ❤🔥 | 9 | 7.32% | |
| 👏 | 4 | 3.25% | |
| 👌 | 2 | 1.63% | |
| 👍 | 2 | 1.63% | |
| 💋 | 2 | 1.63% | |
| 💯 | 1 | 0.813% | |
| 🔥 | 1 | 0.813% | |
| 😁 | 1 | 0.813% | |
| 🤯 | 1 | 0.813% |
No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.
Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.
Coverage. Reactions were read on 8 of the 9 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 123reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.
Measured over the 9 most recent posts we hold, published 26 July 2026 to 6 August 2026, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.
По Ивановской горке сегодня побродили. Если бы не жара, будни днем — идеальное время, на районе живенько, но нет привычных толп. Для начала выпили кофе, съели пироги в модной у блогеров трапезной при Иоанно-Предтеченском монастыре. Место красивое, с итальянским колоритом, архитектор вдохновлялся Флоренцией. В соцсетях пишут, что пироги тут необыкновенные. По мне, пироги самые обыкновенные, лимонный — на три с минус…
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Детектив исландский, кофе норвежский [лес]. Детектив хороший, кофе нет.
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А вот великая Мэри Бирд говорит, что ей в Одиссее Нолана не хватило секса, веселья и волшебства. Но зато очень понравилась сцена, где Цирцея превращает спутников Одиссея в свиней. It was, говорит, brilliant. И вообще, говорит, каждый имеет право на свою интерпретацию, не будьте занудами, господа античники. Поэтому, несмотря на несогласие с некоторыми решениями Нолана, рекомендует всем фильм посмотреть.
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Конечно же меня немедленно затянуло в водоворот «Одиссеи». Читаю сейчас ее в переводе Григория Стариковского, и это абсолютно завораживающее, ясное (в этом переводе) и какое-то по-детски залипательное чтение. Еще я оформила предзаказ вот на эту книгу. Я читала небольшое эссе Любови Сумм об «Одиссее» и теперь хочу более подробный разбор. Вдруг вам тоже надо.
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Ну что же, «Одиссею» Нолана я тоже посмотрела. Ее, как я понимаю, принято очень сильно ругать. За темнокожую Елену, прежде всего. Ну и по мелочам. Одиссей не тот: не хитрый, не умный, и вообще он - Мэтт Дэймон. Богини не те: Афина не светлоокая, оттенок кожи не арийский, Калипсо с ботоксом. Почему-то Менелаю за то, что он не светлокудрый (как в оригинале), не прилетело. Наверное, потому что, он нормальный такой Ме…
❤23
Отпуск🍏
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❗️Зидан возглавил сборную Франции — МАТЧ ТВ
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Простите, но эту новость я пропустить никак не могу. Придется теперь найти свою футболку сборной Франции (у меня есть такая со стародавних времен). Потому что если и была у меня любовь в футболе, то только и всегда к великому Зизу.
Яблоками из местного сада угощались, на Плещеево озеро любовались, оно здесь — главная доминанта, а самые смелые из нас даже купались, несмотря на прохладную погоду, на звонницу Горицкого монастыря забиралась, вкусно ели, много болтали, искали (и - чудо - нашли!) потерянный где-то в городе паспорт. А какие по вечерам в тех краях лежат туманы, ах… Поездка случилась спонтанно, но теперь этот летний день — в копилке луч…
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Showing the 9 most recent of 9 posts we hold for @zero_minutes. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked ≈ was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.
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Channels on the register whose posts this channel has forwarded.
Built only from forwarded posts we have actually read, on both sides. Coverage is early and deliberately incomplete: a missing link means we have not read the post that would prove it, never that the relationship does not exist. Counts are distinct forwarded posts observed, so they only ever go up as we read more.
A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 8 August 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.
“Неровный почерк” (@zero_minutes), 284 subscribers as measured 8 August 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/zero_minutes.
Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.