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Channel
Здесь смеются
@zdes_smeiutsia
On this record: Topic · Growth · Engagement · What this channel posts · Reactions · Posts · Citations · Cite this entry
5,278subscribers
+436 since we began measuring on 7 August 2026
Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of 3,162–10,000.
Register entry
| Telegram ID | -1002324166368 |
|---|---|
| Type | Channel |
| Username | @zdes_smeiutsia |
| Created | Between 1 September 2024 and 31 March 2025 — estimated from Telegram’s id allocation, not measured. How this range is calculated. |
| First recorded | 7 August 2026 |
| Last confirmed live | 19 September 2026 |
| Measurements held | 15 |
| Confirmed unchanged | 1 time, most recently 19 September 2026 |
| On Telegram | t.me/zdes_smeiutsia |
Topic
Memes & entertainment — a classification, not a measurement. An on-box language model (Qwen3.6-35B-A3B-FP8, prompt version 1) read this channel’s own recent posts on 13 September 2026 and assigned it the closest of 31 fixed categories, at 99% confidence. This is a model’s judgement about what the channel is likely to be about, not a fact this register measured the way a subscriber count or a view count is measured — it can be revised on a later pass, and it carries no weight anywhere else on this page. How this classification works, and why it has no browse page of its own yet.
Growth
| Measured (UTC) | Subscribers | Change |
|---|---|---|
| 19 Sept 2026, 00:17 | 5,278 | -51 |
| 14 Sept 2026, 22:41 | 5,329 | -13 |
| 11 Sept 2026, 15:39 | 5,342 | -13 |
| 6 Sept 2026, 14:38 | 5,355 | -14 |
| 2 Sept 2026, 11:16 | 5,369 | -14 |
| 30 Aug 2026, 10:05 | 5,383 | +499 |
| 27 Aug 2026, 05:23 | 4,884 | +3 |
| 24 Aug 2026, 10:24 | 4,881 | +10 |
| 20 Aug 2026, 19:44 | 4,871 | -12 |
| 17 Aug 2026, 19:35 | 4,883 | -5 |
| 14 Aug 2026, 19:15 | 4,888 | +61 |
| 11 Aug 2026, 08:23 | 4,827 | -13 |
| 8 Aug 2026, 02:56 | 4,840 | -2 |
| 7 Aug 2026, 16:16 | 4,842 | no change |
| 7 Aug 2026, 16:06 | 4,842 | first reading |
Engagement
51 posts held, back to 6 August 2026 — the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 7 pages of Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.
Nothing published in the last 30 days. ERR and ER are rolling 30-day measures, so there is nothing to compute — we hold 51 posts for this entry, the most recent from 12 August 2026. An engagement rate over an empty window would be a number about nothing.
What this channel posts
- Video runtime
- 53s
- Average length
- 5s
Measured directly from 10 videos with a duration reading, out of the posts we hold for this channel — not this channel’s whole posting history, only the sample this register has actually read. An exact reading to the second, taken from the post itself rather than from Telegram’s own rounded chrome, so it carries no ≈ mark.
Reaction mix
483 reactions across 25 posts, in 7 distinct kinds. The most used accounts for 20.9% of them.
| Reaction | Count | Share | Share, drawn |
|---|---|---|---|
| 👍 | 101 | 20.9% | |
| ❤ | 98 | 20.3% | |
| 🔥 | 95 | 19.7% | |
| 👏 | 92 | 19.0% | |
| 🎉 | 76 | 15.7% | |
| 😁 | 20 | 4.14% | |
| 😱 | 1 | 0.207% |
No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.
Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.
Coverage. Reactions were read on 25 of the 51 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 483 reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.
Measured over the 51 most recent posts we hold, published 6 August 2026 to 12 August 2026, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.
Recent posts
Когда я ещё учился в технаре, был у нас в группе один тип. Я, наверно, уже и не помню, когда видел его в нормальном трезвом состоянии — вечно то пьяный, то под чем-нибудь. Ну и настало время сессии. Экзамены, нервы на пределе. И вот экзамен по электротехнике. Сидим пишем, кто что помнит. И тут вваливается в кабинет это тело, как всегда в своём состоянии. Как позже выяснилось, в этот день он был под феназепамом. Ну,…
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Возвращалась в маршрутке домой вечером. Среди прочих пассажиров ехал пацанёнок в капюшоне, лет пяти, с мамой. Ребёнок маму постоянно за палец дёргает и спрашивает: — Мама, я — король? Мама недовольно смотрит в сторону и ничего ему не отвечает. Одна миловидная женщина решила поддержать мальчика и спрашивает у него: — И куда же наш король едет так поздно? Тут мамаша отреагировала, сняла капюшон с пацана, а там то…
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Москва.80-й год. Дефицит всего, но в преддверии Олимпиады продавцам запрещено говорить, что чего-то нет. В магазин заходит дама и спрашивает перчатки. Перчаток, конечно, нет и продавец начинает выкручиваться: А какие перчатки вам нужны - кожаные, шерстяные или лайковые? - Кожаные. - А из какой кожи - свиной, телячьей? - Из свиной. - А какого цвета? - Коричневые, под цвет пальто. - Тогда приносите пальто, мы вам подбе…
Большой город, большой офис в центре, паркомест для авто почти нет. Опоздавшие в крайнем случае машины ставят в два ряда и оставляют под стеклом записку с мобильным. Обычная, увы, практика — как-то надо же мириться. Авто друга подперли другой машинкой, и на торпеде телефон не оставили. А ехать надо — позарез. Так он отмочил! Вызвал такси, а пока ждал, снял с этой машины номера, положил у себя на торпеду под стекло …
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Showing the 12 most recent of 51 posts we hold for @zdes_smeiutsia. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked ≈ was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.
Mentions
Names
Channels on the register whose handles appear in this channel's posts.
A mention is a weaker signal than a forward and is counted separately for that reason — naming a channel is not republishing it, and a handle in a post body is easy to place deliberately. The post counts beside each row below are distinct posts in which the handle appeared, from posts we have read on both sides — the “Named by N registered channels” figure above is a different count, of distinct NAMING CHANNELS rather than posts, and is not the sum of the rows under it.
Cite this entry
A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 19 September 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.
“Здесь смеются” (@zdes_smeiutsia), 5,278 subscribers as measured 19 September 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/zdes_smeiutsia.
Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.