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Здесь смеются

@zdes_smeiutsia

On this record: Topic · Growth · Engagement · What this channel posts · Reactions · Posts · Citations · Cite this entry

5,278subscribers

+436 since we began measuring on 7 August 2026

Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of 3,162–10,000.

Register entry

Telegram ID-1002324166368
TypeChannel
Username@zdes_smeiutsia
CreatedBetween 1 September 2024 and 31 March 2025 — estimated from Telegram’s id allocation, not measured. How this range is calculated.
First recorded7 August 2026
Last confirmed live19 September 2026
Measurements held15
Confirmed unchanged1 time, most recently 19 September 2026
On Telegramt.me/zdes_smeiutsia

Topic

Memes & entertainment — a classification, not a measurement. An on-box language model (Qwen3.6-35B-A3B-FP8, prompt version 1) read this channel’s own recent posts on 13 September 2026 and assigned it the closest of 31 fixed categories, at 99% confidence. This is a model’s judgement about what the channel is likely to be about, not a fact this register measured the way a subscriber count or a view count is measured — it can be revised on a later pass, and it carries no weight anywhere else on this page. How this classification works, and why it has no browse page of its own yet.

Growth

4,8275,3835,1057 August 2026 — 4,842 subscribers7 August 2026 — 4,842 subscribers8 August 2026 — 4,840 subscribers11 August 2026 — 4,827 subscribers14 August 2026 — 4,888 subscribers17 August 2026 — 4,883 subscribers20 August 2026 — 4,871 subscribers24 August 2026 — 4,881 subscribers27 August 2026 — 4,884 subscribers30 August 2026 — 5,383 subscribers2 September 2026 — 5,369 subscribers6 September 2026 — 5,355 subscribers11 September 2026 — 5,342 subscribers14 September 2026 — 5,329 subscribers19 September 2026 — 5,278 subscribers5,2787 August 202619 September 2026
15 measurements spanning 42 days, net +436. Dots are measurements; the straight line between them is drawn to join them, not to claim we know the path taken in between — snapshots are recorded only when a count changes, so gaps mean “no change observed”, never “interpolated”. The vertical axis spans 4,744–5,466 and does not start at zero.
Measurement log — every subscribers count we have recorded
Measured (UTC)SubscribersChange
19 Sept 2026, 00:175,278-51
14 Sept 2026, 22:415,329-13
11 Sept 2026, 15:395,342-13
6 Sept 2026, 14:385,355-14
2 Sept 2026, 11:165,369-14
30 Aug 2026, 10:055,383+499
27 Aug 2026, 05:234,884+3
24 Aug 2026, 10:244,881+10
20 Aug 2026, 19:444,871-12
17 Aug 2026, 19:354,883-5
14 Aug 2026, 19:154,888+61
11 Aug 2026, 08:234,827-13
8 Aug 2026, 02:564,840-2
7 Aug 2026, 16:164,842no change
7 Aug 2026, 16:064,842first reading

Engagement

51 posts held, back to 6 August 2026the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 7 pages of Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.

Nothing published in the last 30 days. ERR and ER are rolling 30-day measures, so there is nothing to compute — we hold 51 posts for this entry, the most recent from 12 August 2026. An engagement rate over an empty window would be a number about nothing.

What this channel posts

Video runtime
53s
Average length
5s

Measured directly from 10 videos with a duration reading, out of the posts we hold for this channel — not this channel’s whole posting history, only the sample this register has actually read. An exact reading to the second, taken from the post itself rather than from Telegram’s own rounded chrome, so it carries no mark.

Reaction mix

483 reactions across 25 posts, in 7 distinct kinds. The most used accounts for 20.9% of them.

Every reaction kind recorded on the sample, most used first
ReactionCountShareShare, drawn
👍10120.9%
9820.3%
🔥9519.7%
👏9219.0%
🎉7615.7%
😁204.14%
😱10.207%

No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.

Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.

Coverage. Reactions were read on 25 of the 51 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 483 reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.

Measured over the 51 most recent posts we hold, published 6 August 2026 to 12 August 2026, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.

Recent posts

12 Aug 2026, 02:05 UTC197 viewsread 12 August 2026

Когда я ещё учился в технаре, был у нас в группе один тип. Я, наверно, уже и не помню, когда видел его в нормальном трезвом состоянии — вечно то пьяный, то под чем-нибудь. Ну и настало время сессии. Экзамены, нервы на пределе. И вот экзамен по электротехнике. Сидим пишем, кто что помнит. И тут вваливается в кабинет это тело, как всегда в своём состоянии. Как позже выяснилось, в этот день он был под феназепамом. Ну,

12 Aug 2026, 00:05 UTC370 viewsread 12 August 2026
Video

😂 Мои каналы в МАКС Сетка моих каналов

11 Aug 2026, 22:05 UTC512 viewsread 12 August 2026

Возвращалась в маршрутке домой вечером. Среди прочих пассажиров ехал пацанёнок в капюшоне, лет пяти, с мамой. Ребёнок маму постоянно за палец дёргает и спрашивает: — Мама, я — король? Мама недовольно смотрит в сторону и ничего ему не отвечает. Одна миловидная женщина решила поддержать мальчика и спрашивает у него: — И куда же наш король едет так поздно? Тут мамаша отреагировала, сняла капюшон с пацана, а там то

11 Aug 2026, 13:05 UTC739 viewsread 12 August 2026
Video

Ушел Мои каналы в МАКС Сетка моих каналов

11 Aug 2026, 12:00 UTC754 viewsread 12 August 2026

Москва.80-й год. Дефицит всего, но в преддверии Олимпиады продавцам запрещено говорить, что чего-то нет. В магазин заходит дама и спрашивает перчатки. Перчаток, конечно, нет и продавец начинает выкручиваться: А какие перчатки вам нужны - кожаные, шерстяные или лайковые? - Кожаные. - А из какой кожи - свиной, телячьей? - Из свиной. - А какого цвета? - Коричневые, под цвет пальто. - Тогда приносите пальто, мы вам подбе

11 Aug 2026, 10:05 UTC745 views29 reactionsread 12 August 2026

Большой город, большой офис в центре, паркомест для авто почти нет. Опоздавшие в крайнем случае машины ставят в два ряда и оставляют под стеклом записку с мобильным. Обычная, увы, практика — как-то надо же мириться. Авто друга подперли другой машинкой, и на торпеде телефон не оставили. А ехать надо — позарез. Так он отмочил! Вызвал такси, а пока ждал, снял с этой машины номера, положил у себя на торпеду под стекло

👏8👍6🔥65🎉3😁1

11 Aug 2026, 09:00 UTC761 views1 reactionsread 12 August 2026

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Showing the 12 most recent of 51 posts we hold for @zdes_smeiutsia. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.

Mentions

Names

Channels on the register whose handles appear in this channel's posts.

A mention is a weaker signal than a forward and is counted separately for that reason — naming a channel is not republishing it, and a handle in a post body is easy to place deliberately. The post counts beside each row below are distinct posts in which the handle appeared, from posts we have read on both sides — the “Named by N registered channels” figure above is a different count, of distinct NAMING CHANNELS rather than posts, and is not the sum of the rows under it.

Cite this entry

A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 19 September 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.

“Здесь смеются” (@zdes_smeiutsia), 5,278 subscribers as measured 19 September 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/zdes_smeiutsia.

Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.