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@zaslantsi

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56subscribers

-2 since we began measuring on 7 August 2026

Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of Under 1,000.

Register entry

Telegram ID-1002132457155
TypeChannel
Username@zaslantsi
Created26 October 2023measured — dated from the channel’s first post
First recorded10 August 2026
Last confirmed live8 September 2026
Measurements held4
Confirmed unchanged1 time, most recently 8 September 2026
On Telegramt.me/zaslantsi

Growth

5658577 August 2026 — 58 subscribers10 August 2026 — 58 subscribers22 August 2026 — 57 subscribers8 September 2026 — 56 subscribers7 August 20268 September 2026
4 measurements spanning 31 days, net -2. Dots are measurements; the straight line between them is drawn to join them, not to claim we know the path taken in between — snapshots are recorded only when a count changes, so gaps mean “no change observed”, never “interpolated”. The vertical axis spans 56–58 and does not start at zero.
Measurement log — every subscribers count we have recorded
Measured (UTC)SubscribersChange
8 Sept 2026, 02:1756-1
22 Aug 2026, 18:4557-1
10 Aug 2026, 06:1658no change
7 Aug 2026, 18:3158first reading

Engagement

13 posts held, back to 26 October 2023the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 1 page of Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.

Nothing published in the last 30 days. ERR and ER are rolling 30-day measures, so there is nothing to compute — we hold 13 posts for this entry, the most recent from 9 August 2026. An engagement rate over an empty window would be a number about nothing.

What this channel posts

Video runtime
12m 51s
Average length
4m 17s

Measured directly from 3 videos with a duration reading, out of the posts we hold for this channel — not this channel’s whole posting history, only the sample this register has actually read. An exact reading to the second, taken from the post itself rather than from Telegram’s own rounded chrome, so it carries no mark.

Reaction mix

149 reactions across 12 posts, in 11 distinct kinds. The most used accounts for 52.3% of them.

Every reaction kind recorded on the sample, most used first
ReactionCountShareShare, drawn
😁7852.3%
🔥2617.4%
🤣2516.8%
💯64.03%
👍42.68%
🤡32.01%
🎉21.34%
👏21.34%
💊10.671%
🤔10.671%
🤯10.671%

No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.

Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.

Coverage. Reactions were read on 12 of the 13 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 149 reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.

Measured over the 13 most recent posts we hold, published 26 October 2023 to 9 August 2026, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.

Telegram Stars

Stars received
13
across the posts below
Posts paid on
1
of 12 we hold a reading for · 8%
Most on one post
13
single highest reading

A paid reaction is a reader spending Telegram Stars — bought with money — on a post by @zaslantsi. Telegram publishes the count on the public post preview alongside ordinary reactions, and this register reads it there. It is the only figure on this site that measures money moving rather than attention.

Stars are not reactions, and the two are never added. They are rendered in the same strip on Telegram and counted in the same shape, but one is a tap and the other is a purchase. The reaction totals and the engagement rate elsewhere on this page exclude every figure in this section, and no rate here is computed against a reaction count.

This is not revenue, and we publish no currency figure. What a Star costs a reader and what it pays a channel are different numbers, Telegram takes a share we cannot observe, and the terms have changed. Converting a Star count into money would be an estimate dressed as a measurement, so the count is where we stop.

Counted over the 13 most recent posts we hold for this entry, published 26 October 2023 to 9 August 2026. Star counts above 1,000 reach us in Telegram’s short form and carry the same three-significant-figure rounding as everything else on this page.

Recent posts

9 Aug 2026, 19:08 UTC34 views9 reactionsread 10 August 2026
Photo

9 августа- день колобка паукоукротителя. Всех с праздником!

😁7🤣2

9 Aug 2026, 12:17 UTC24 views6 reactionsread 10 August 2026

У вас случился Колобок. Минутка объективности. Все эти богатыри и прочие франшизы реалии сегодняшнего дня. Да, их люто лоббируют задвигая кассовые проекты в попытке залезть зрителю в карман первыми. Да, это монополизация рынка кинопоказа с маргинальными целями. Да это плохо. А что тогда не так? Да блядь картина не полная. Вот что не так. "Эффект колобка"- это такая капля в океане пиздеца который бьётся в конвульсиях

💯6

17 Jul 2026, 15:39 UTC100 views9 reactionsread 10 August 2026

Запись из дневника ИБ Ремесло от 17.07.2026 6:30 утра- Трогал пол лицом, думал о вечном. День обещает быть интересным...

😁9

22 Mar 2026, 21:06 UTC875 views16 reactionsread 10 August 2026

Итоги недели чата: 1. Лучше всего в крупном рогатом скоте, в методах его лечения и государство конечно же пиздит- у нас разбирается Есения ( @Ol_B97 ), видившая живых коров где-то ноль раз в жизни, а так же имеющая чёрный пояс по наебалову в сети. Приз- книга "Какие болезни переносят голуби, и как заебаться лечить сынишку в случае чего". (Лежит где-то в Козихи, удачи с поисками.) 2. Чаще всех упоминает, лучше всех

😁13🤡3

16 Feb 2026, 12:23 UTC≈2,470 views18 reactionsread 10 August 2026

Детская загадка. (со звёздочкой). Два возбуда, три предъявы, Сложил числа... Повезло. Бой идёт не ради славы. Кто он дети?.... (____).

😁11🔥3🎉2👍1👏1

9 Feb 2026, 14:00 UTC≈1,170 views28 reactionsread 10 August 2026

Позвонили очень важные люди и сказали про Ремесло ничего не публиковать. Им сейчас занимаются какие-то тарологи, нумерологи, ясновидцы и контактеры из Альфа-Центавры. Есть опасность сорвать первый межгалактический контакт. Атеншн, братья и сестры! Видимо сам Ктулху на проводе. Так победим!

😁26🔥1🤯1

18 Jan 2026, 15:50 UTC592 views16 reactionsread 10 August 2026

Приличной рецензии на деревянного мы не получили, поэтому придётся закатать рукава. Итак: Какой-то деревянный хуесос, ни разу не донативший приличным людям, сливает семейные ценности (азбуку) барыгам. Полученные, за торговлю семьёй бабки, он тут же спускает на вертеп. Законопослушный директор пускает бедолагу в небольшое увеселительное заведение, где эта паскуда тут же устраивает мятеж, а заодно сливает секретную инф

🤣16

4 Jul 2025, 14:08 UTC≈1,490 views18 reactions13 Starsread 10 August 2026
Video

Страницы Тщеславия. Выпуск 1

🔥12👍3👏1💊1🤔1

Showing the 12 most recent of 13 posts we hold for @zaslantsi. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.

Stars beside a post are paid reactions — Telegram Stars, bought with money and spent on that post. They are a different unit from reactions and are never added to them, here or anywhere else on this page.

Cite this entry

A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 8 September 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.

“NO SIGNAL” (@zaslantsi), 56 subscribers as measured 8 September 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/zaslantsi.

Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.