8、武大郎儿子上小学了。 一天回家,说:爸爸,学校里的人都说咱们父子俩长得像! 大郎:哦,他们都怎么形容的? 儿子:他们都说咱俩是双胞胎! 大郎:...
Channel
笑掉大牙
@xiaodiaodaya
On this record: Growth · Engagement · Posts · Cite this entry
1,163subscribers
-9 since we began measuring on 6 August 2026
Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of 1,000–3,162.
Register entry
| Telegram ID | -1001260263320 |
|---|---|
| Type | Channel |
| Username | @xiaodiaodaya |
| Created | Between 1 March 2018 and 31 August 2021 — estimated from Telegram’s id allocation, not measured. How this range is calculated. |
| First recorded | 6 August 2026 |
| Last confirmed live | 2 September 2026 |
| Measurements held | 8 |
| Confirmed unchanged | 1 time, most recently 2 September 2026 |
| On Telegram | t.me/xiaodiaodaya |
Growth
| Measured (UTC) | Subscribers | Change |
|---|---|---|
| 2 Sept 2026, 10:32 | 1,163 | -1 |
| 27 Aug 2026, 15:15 | 1,164 | -1 |
| 24 Aug 2026, 05:02 | 1,165 | +1 |
| 20 Aug 2026, 13:34 | 1,164 | -3 |
| 17 Aug 2026, 11:36 | 1,167 | -4 |
| 10 Aug 2026, 07:04 | 1,171 | -1 |
| 7 Aug 2026, 02:51 | 1,172 | no change |
| 6 Aug 2026, 14:48 | 1,172 | first reading |
Engagement
20 posts held, back to 20 September 2021 — the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 1 page of Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.
Nothing published in the last 30 days. ERR and ER are rolling 30-day measures, so there is nothing to compute — we hold 20 posts for this entry, the most recent from 21 September 2021. An engagement rate over an empty window would be a number about nothing.
Recent posts
7、男友对我说:“我会照顾你一辈子,我有十块钱肯给你用九块。” 我问他:“如果你有十万呢?” 男友:“那我就把十块钱都给你!”
8、A:知道为什么一到夏天“太阳镜”的销量就会持续上升么? B:夏天太阳大啊,遮阳呗。 A:不,遮阳是次要的,主要是遮挡了每一个偷窥的目光。
4、今天过生日,收到一快递,红色信封,空的,纳闷中,老妈来电:“快递个红包给你喜庆喜庆,钱给你转卡上了,快递不安全!就递个皮。”
5、最近买了房子,老爸赞助我一半的钱。 我和老爸开玩笑:“你房子都帮我买下来了,那干脆装修的钱也帮我包了吧?” 老爸斜视我一眼:“那我以后出钱帮你娶老婆,是不是还得帮你生个孩子?” 老妈冷笑一声说:“你敢!”
6、男人谈恋爱就像做数学题,有些成绩差的,错了都不知道哪里错了。
3、和闺蜜逛街,看到美人鱼款的裙子,我:“你说我穿上像不像美人鱼。” 闺蜜:“你还美人鱼呢,你美人虾爬子吧你!” 泥妹,绝交!
4、男同事在拆手机换电池(苹果),拆开后盖的时候跟旁边的女同事说:“快给我拍一张。” 女:“你是要发朋友圈说自己会修手机吗?” 男:“我是要你拍手机!要不待会不知道怎么装回去!”
5、婚介所所长:“美女,像你这样颜值爆表的,应该很抢手呀!为啥还要来求助于我们婚姻介绍所呢?” 美女:“我也不想啊!谁让那些富豪老光棍不会上网,只会这种原始的社交方式呢!”
6、去相亲,女孩:有房吗? 我:没有 女孩:有车吗? 我:没有 女孩:那你有存款吗? 我:没有 女孩:难道你是是传说中的矮矬穷??? 我:你瞎呀,是现实中的好吗!!!
7、跟男友倾诉:“我总觉得我看电影电视剧的时候泪点极低。动不动就能流一脸眼泪,但是同样的事情如果在现实中上演,我就没有那么多感触,甚至会冷漠对待,我到底是怎么了?” 男友不屑的说:“现实生活中没有背景音乐!”
3、儿子晚上萌萌哒分别给外婆外公妈妈都捶了两下腿,捶完以后,往沙发上一躺长叹一口气:哎呀!我好累啊!付出就有回报,该你们伺候我了!
Showing the 12 most recent of 20 posts we hold for @xiaodiaodaya. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked ≈ was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.
Cite this entry
A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 2 September 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.
“笑掉大牙” (@xiaodiaodaya), 1,163 subscribers as measured 2 September 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/xiaodiaodaya.
Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.