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𝗪𝗼𝗼𝗱'𝘀 𝗱𝗿𝘂𝗴𝘀||𝖾𝗉𝗁𝖾𝗆𝖾𝗋

@woodydrug

On this record: Growth · Engagement · What this channel posts · Reactions · Posts · Citations · Cite this entry

32subscribers

+0 since we began measuring on 14 October 2026

Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of Under 1,000.

Register entry

Telegram ID-1004499334320
TypeChannel
Username@woodydrug
Description𝗺𝗲: @ephemerity_bot 𝗯𝗲𝗹𝗼𝘃𝗲𝗱: 𝗶𝗻𝗳𝗼: @epheinf 𝘀𝘁𝗮𝗿𝘁: 𝟮𝟯.𝟬𝟴.𝟮𝟲 𝗤𝘂𝗲𝗲𝗻 𝗻𝗲𝘃𝗲𝗿 𝗰𝗿𝘆!
First recorded14 October 2026
Last confirmed live14 October 2026
Measurements held2
On Telegramt.me/woodydrug

Growth

3214 Oct 2026, 17:47 — 32 subscribers14 Oct 2026, 18:22 — 32 subscribers14 Oct 2026, 17:4714 Oct 2026, 18:22
2 measurements taken within a single day. Dots are measurements; the straight line between them is drawn to join them, not to claim we know the path taken in between — snapshots are recorded only when a count changes, so gaps mean “no change observed”, never “interpolated”. The vertical axis spans 31–33 and does not start at zero.
Measurement log — every subscribers count we have recorded
Measured (UTC)SubscribersChange
14 Oct 2026, 18:2232no change
14 Oct 2026, 17:4732first reading

Engagement

11 posts held, back to 19 August 2026 — the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 1 page of Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.

ERR · 30 days
134.4%
avg views ÷ 32 subscribers
Avg views / post
43.0
4 posts measured
Reaction rate
14.4%
reactions ÷ views · ER floor
Posts in window
4
of 11 held

ERR is average views per post over the last 30 days divided by subscribers, the definition TGStat uses, so this figure is comparable with the one you will see elsewhere. It falls structurally as a channel grows: a high ERR on a small channel and a low one on a large channel describe reach mathematics, not quality. We publish the figure and the sample it came from and pass no verdict on it.

ER is defined industry-wide as (forwards + reactions + comments) ÷ views — note the denominator is views, not subscribers. Telegram’s public web preview carries views and reactions but not forward or comment counts, so the reaction rate above is the reactions term only and is therefore a floor: the true ER for this channel is higher by an amount we have not measured and will not estimate. It is computed over the 1 of 4 measured posts that carry a reaction reading, and over those same posts' views.

What these figures were computed from
WindowRolling 30 days · latest post in window 12 October 2026
Posts held11 (19 August 2026 – 12 October 2026)
Views total172
Reactions total20
Forwards / commentsnot exposed by the public surface — not measured, not estimated
Readings taken14 Oct 2026, 18:22 UTC

Views are a single reading per post, taken at the time above. A post published in the last day or two is still accumulating views, which pulls the 30-day average down slightly. That is a property of the standard definition rather than a fault in it, so we keep the definition rather than “correcting” the number into something nobody can reproduce.

Precision. Telegram publishes view counts on its public widget in short form — 8.12K, 3.7M — so any reading at or above 1,000 reaches us rounded to three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. Averages and rates derived from them are shown to the same precision rather than to the unit: a figure like 3,701,250 would assert digits nobody measured.

Reaction counts are published per emoji and rounded the same way, so a total below 1,000 is exact and a larger one is a sum that may carry a rounded component from each emoji above 1,000. Because it is a sum, it does not look rounded — read a large reaction total as three significant figures per contributing emoji rather than as the figure it prints.

What this channel posts

Photos
7
Links
3

Lifetime counters from Telegram’s own channel header, read 14 October 2026 — not the date at the top of this page, which is when the subscriber count was last read. Below Telegram’s rounding threshold, so these counts are exact.

Reaction mix

61 reactions across 4 posts, in 8 distinct kinds. The most used accounts for 21.3% of them.

Every reaction kind recorded on the sample, most used first
ReactionCountShareShare, drawn
❤‍🔥1321.3%
🍓1016.4%
💋914.8%
💘813.1%
🔥813.1%
⚡711.5%
🍾46.56%
💊23.28%

No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.

Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.

Coverage. Reactions were read on 4 of the 11 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 61 reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.

Measured over the 11 most recent posts we hold, published 19 August 2026 to 12 October 2026, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.

Recent posts

16 Sept 2026, 14:26 UTC139 views20 reactionsread 14 October 2026
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🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟🍒🍒🍒🍒🍒 ➿➿➿➿➿➿➿➿➿➿➿➿➿ ❗️запись имеет прямое отношение к сюжету и является пояснением/введением/спойлером ко второй части ➿➿➿➿➿➿➿➿➿➿➿➿➿ 🌟|| «Я проснулся в окружении белых стен, проводов и отвратительного запаха спирта. Больше всего на свете я не хотел оказаться в больнице. Но судьба – злая штука, и вот я здесь. На меня навесили кучу всяких приборов и постоянно пичкают меня какими-то невкусными таблетками, постоянн…

💋6❤‍🔥4🔥4🍓2🍾2💘2

9 Sept 2026, 16:45 UTC146 views15 reactionsread 14 October 2026

Posted without readable text

⚡4❤‍🔥4🍓4💋2💘1

9 Sept 2026, 13:17 UTC101 views14 reactionsread 14 October 2026
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🍒🩸🩸🩸🩸🩸🩸🩸🩸 ➿➿➿➿➿➿➿➿➿➿➿➿➿ 🌟🌟🌟🌟➖ #𝑴𝑬𝑴𝑶𝑹𝑰𝑬𝑺 ❗️в посте упоминаются сигареты, наркотические вещества и сталкинг. любая из этих тем может вызывать триггеры.тнапоминаю: курение и употребление наркотиков вредит Вашему здоровью. ❗️пост является небольшим прологом/дополнением к сюжету ➿➿➿➿➿➿➿➿➿➿➿➿➿ 🌟|| В воздухе витал табачный дым, который неприлично стремительно окутывал всё вокруг. Так, что запах чувствовался за версту. Олив…

🔥4⚡3🍾2💊2❤‍🔥1🍓1💋1

31 Aug 2026, 15:36 UTC139 views12 reactionsread 14 October 2026
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🍒🌟🌟🌟🌟 🔡🔡 🍒🍒🍒🍒🍒 🩸🩸🩸🩸🩸🩸🩸 1️⃣ ➿➿➿➿➿➿➿➿➿➿➿➿➿ 🌟|| Так странно осознавать, что лето пролетело слишком быстро, и после него не нужно больше ломать голову над тем, как уместить всё в чемодан, и не стоит волноваться перед поездкой на платформу 9¾. Потому что этого всего больше не будет. Оливер Вуд окончил Хогвартс в прошлом году. Вернётся ли он туда ещё когда-нибудь? Навряд ли, но шансы есть. Теперь его будущее в его руках,…

💘5❤‍🔥4🍓3

23 Aug 2026, 16:01 UTC201 viewsread 14 October 2026
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🍒🌟🌟🌟🌟 🔡🔡 🍒🍒🍒🍒🍒 ➿➿➿➿➿➿➿➿➿➿➿➿➿➿ 🌟|Каково это – связаться с плохой компанией и свернуть не на ту дорогу? Это точно не к Оливеру. Вуд всегда был избирателен в людях, и не подпускал близко кого попало, как в Хогвартсе, так и после выпуска. 🌟|Но почему сейчас вместо карьеры игрока в квиддич, о которой Оливер так мечтал с первого курса, талантливый юноша лежит в наркологическом диспансере под капельницами в критическом сос…

22 Aug 2026, 19:46 UTC186 viewsread 14 October 2026
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🩸🩸🩸🩸🩸🩸🩸 🩸🩸🩸🩸🩸 ➿➿➿➿➿➿➿➿➿➿➿➿➿ настоящие друзья не исчезают ➿➿➿➿➿➿➿➿➿➿➿➿➿ 🌟|Условия коннекта: 🍒я – единственный Оливер Вуд в вашем списке. Вы так же будете единственным у меня. 🍒посты со мной выпускать не обязательно, но я возражать не буду. с моей стороны посты с вами могут быть, а могут и не быть. 🍒в чистках можете не ставить автоматом, но тогда прошу уведомлять меня о них, я не всевидящий, могу не заметить. 🍒мо…

22 Aug 2026, 19:35 UTC179 viewsread 14 October 2026
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🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟 🍒 🍒🍒🍒🍒 ➿➿➿➿➿➿➿➿➿➿➿➿ 🌟🙃🩸🅰️🩸🩸🩸🅰️🩸🩸🩸🩸 🔡🔡🔡🔡➖ #𝓛𝓞𝓥𝓔 #𝓜𝓔𝓜𝓞𝓡𝓘𝓔𝓢 #𝓟𝓛𝓞𝓣 #𝓗𝓔𝓐𝓓𝓒𝓐𝓝𝓞𝓝𝓢 #𝓒𝓗𝓐𝓣 #𝓢𝓚𝓔𝓣𝓒𝓗 #𝓒𝓞𝓝𝓝𝓔𝓒𝓣 ➿➿➿➿➿➿➿➿➿➿➿➿ 🎁𝓐𝓝𝓞𝓝 𝓜𝓔𝓢𝓢𝓐𝓖𝓔𝓢 🎁𝓑𝓞𝓞𝓢𝓣 🤩𝓒𝓞𝓝𝓝𝓔𝓒𝓣 𝓢𝓗𝓔𝓔𝓣 💢𝓟𝓛𝓞𝓣 𝓞𝓕 𝓓𝓘𝓐𝓡𝓨

Showing the 11 most recent of 11 posts we hold for @woodydrug. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked ≈ was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.

Mentions

Named by 1 registered channel — every channel on the register whose own posts have named this one, by its current username or any other username it currently holds, merged from two separately captured readings of the same fact so a namer caught by only one of them is not missed and a namer both caught is not counted twice. A username this channel has since dropped is not matched — that handle may belong to someone else now, and crediting today’s namer to yesterday’s owner would misattribute it.

Named by

Channels on the register whose posts name this channel's handle.

Names

Channels on the register whose handles appear in this channel's posts.

A mention is a weaker signal than a forward and is counted separately for that reason — naming a channel is not republishing it, and a handle in a post body is easy to place deliberately. The post counts beside each row below are distinct posts in which the handle appeared, from posts we have read on both sides — the “Named by N registered channels” figure above is a different count, of distinct NAMING CHANNELS rather than posts, and is not the sum of the rows under it.

Cite this entry

A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 14 October 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.

“𝗪𝗼𝗼𝗱'𝘀 𝗱𝗿𝘂𝗴𝘀||𝖾𝗉𝗁𝖾𝗆𝖾𝗋” (@woodydrug), 32 subscribers as measured 14 October 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/woodydrug.

Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.