Here's what happens when you put a German Shepherd in charge of babysitting Doberman Pinscher puppies. 😅 - - - - - - - - - Esto es lo que sucede cuando pones a un pastor alemán a cuidar cachorros de dóberman pinscher. @MetaConsultants @GringoGazette @Infotheque @Upmarkettravel @UndergroundHumor

Channel
Quotations R us
@wisequotations
On this record: Growth · Engagement · What this channel posts · Posts · Citations · Cite this entry
5subscribers
+0 since we began measuring on 13 August 2026
Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of Under 1,000.
Register entry
| Telegram ID | -1001510397435 |
|---|---|
| Type | Channel |
| Username | @wisequotations |
| Created | Between 1 August 2021 and 6 September 2022— estimated from Telegram’s id allocation, not measured. How this range is calculated. |
| First recorded | 13 August 2026 |
| Last confirmed live | 29 August 2026 |
| Measurements held | 2 |
| Confirmed unchanged | 3 times, most recently 29 August 2026 |
| On Telegram | t.me/wisequotations |
Growth
| Measured (UTC) | Subscribers | Change |
|---|---|---|
| 14 Aug 2026, 22:07 | 5 | no change |
| 13 Aug 2026, 17:33 | 5 | first reading |
Engagement
20 posts held, back to 6 September 2022 — the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 1 pageof Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.
Nothing published in the last 30 days. ERR and ER are rolling 30-day measures, so there is nothing to compute — we hold 20 posts for this entry, the most recent from 5 May 2026. An engagement rate over an empty window would be a number about nothing.
What this channel posts
- Video runtime
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- Average length
- 1m 01s
Measured directly from 1 video with a duration reading, out of the posts we hold for this channel — not this channel’s whole posting history, only the sample this register has actually read. An exact reading to the second, taken from the post itself rather than from Telegram’s own rounded chrome, so it carries no ≈ mark.
Recent posts
“Instead of using your mood to decide your action, let your action determine your mood.” It is a time to pivot and turn challenges into opportunities. Overcoming the mid-week slump with motivational, actionable insights from @Infotheque to finish the work week strong. Fostering resilience, embracing new beginnings, taking proactive steps toward goals, and finding joy in the everyday is the ultimate goal. @MetaConsult…
Sundays are for the good vibes and chill moments. Enjoy the serene vibe that Sunday brings. - - - - - Los domingos son para disfrutar del buen rollo y relajarse. Disfruta de la tranquilidad que trae el domingo. https://mastodon.online/@quotes/115520579986056554
It does not matter how slowly you go as long as you do not stop." This quote attributed to Confucius emphasizes the importance of perseverance and continuous effort, even if progress is slow. https://mastodon.online/@quotes/114727480742127555
“Sunday is the core of our civilization, dedicated to thought and reverence.” ~ Ralph Waldo Emerson
I believe that it is better to tell the truth than a lie. I believe it is better to be free than to be a slave. And I believe it is better to know than to be ignorant. ~ H. L. Mencken https://mastodon.online/@quotes/114177934591781200
Never let the future disturb you. You will meet it, if you have to, with the same weapons of reason which today arm you against the present. https://quotes.infotheque-intl.com/post/771101979513667584/marcus-aurelius
You where born as an original,don't die as an copy! https://mastodon.online/@quotes/112932481063506942
You are not alone. People are literally everywhere. With their stupid problems and shitty attitudes. You only wish you where alone. https://mastodon.online/@quotes/110793024296769877
This is your Monday morning reminder that you can handle whatever this week throws at you. ~~~ Este es su recordatorio del lunes por la mañana de que puede manejar lo que sea que le depare esta semana. https://mastodon.online/@quotes/109421919496878117
“Life should not be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside in a cloud of smoke, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming "Wow! What a Ride!” ~ Hunter S. Thompson, The Proud Highway: Saga of a Desperate Southern Gentleman, 1955-1967
"Para el mexicano la vida es una posibilidad de chingar o de ser chingado." ~ Octavio Paz Octavio Paz Lozano was a Mexican poet and diplomat. For his body of work, he was awarded the 1977 Jerusalem Prize, the 1981 Miguel de Cervantes Prize, the 1982 Neustadt International Prize for Literature, and the 1990 Nobel Prize in Literature.
Showing the 12 most recent of 20 posts we hold for @wisequotations. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked ≈ was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.
Citation-graph rank
Citation-graph rank — 1,510,570 of 1,625,954entries in the measured graph. A weighted position computed from the forward and mention edges below — republished posts weigh more than named mentions — and recomputed periodically, over the whole graph. Published only as this ordinal position, never as a score: a position is a fact, and a score printed beside one channel’s name would read as a verdict this register does not make. The two counts beneath stay separate for the same reason mentions are never summed with forwards anywhere else on this page — a named-by count costs nothing to manufacture. The top 100 by this measure, or how it is computed.
Forward network
Republished by
Channels on the register that have forwarded this channel's posts into their own feed.
Republishes
Channels on the register whose posts this channel has forwarded.
Built only from forwarded posts we have actually read, on both sides. Coverage is early and deliberately incomplete: a missing link means we have not read the post that would prove it, never that the relationship does not exist. Counts are distinct forwarded posts observed, so they only ever go up as we read more.
Mentions
Names
Channels on the register whose handles appear in this channel's posts.
A mention is a weaker signal than a forward and is counted separately for that reason — naming a channel is not republishing it, and a handle in a post body is easy to place deliberately. The post counts beside each row below are distinct posts in which the handle appeared, from posts we have read on both sides — the “Named by N registered channels” figure above is a different count, of distinct NAMING CHANNELS rather than posts, and is not the sum of the rows under it.
Cite this entry
A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 14 August 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.
“Quotations R us” (@wisequotations), 5 subscribers as measured 14 August 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/wisequotations.
Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.