12 секунд Техаса
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Channel
@we_dont_talk_about_this_uni
On this record: Topic · Growth · Engagement · What this channel posts · Reactions · Posts · Citations · Cite this entry
2,486subscribers
-15 since we began measuring on 24 August 2026
Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of 1,000–3,162.
| Telegram ID | -1001505338919 |
|---|---|
| Type | Channel |
| Username | @we_dont_talk_about_this_uni |
| Created | Between 1 July 2021 and 28 February 2023 — estimated from Telegram’s id allocation, not measured. How this range is calculated. |
| First recorded | 24 August 2026 |
| Last confirmed live | 26 September 2026 |
| Measurements held | 10 |
| Confirmed unchanged | 1 time, most recently 26 September 2026 |
| On Telegram | t.me/we_dont_talk_about_this_uni |
Other / unclassifiable — a classification, not a measurement. An on-box language model (Qwen3.6-35B-A3B-FP8, prompt version 1) read this channel’s own recent posts on 15 September 2026 and assigned it the closest of 31 fixed categories, at 38% confidence. This is a model’s judgement about what the channel is likely to be about, not a fact this register measured the way a subscriber count or a view count is measured — it can be revised on a later pass, and it carries no weight anywhere else on this page. How this classification works, and why it has no browse page of its own yet.
| Measured (UTC) | Subscribers | Change |
|---|---|---|
| 26 Sept 2026, 08:39 | 2,486 | -1 |
| 17 Sept 2026, 08:41 | 2,487 | -3 |
| 13 Sept 2026, 17:39 | 2,490 | -1 |
| 9 Sept 2026, 22:35 | 2,491 | -3 |
| 4 Sept 2026, 07:17 | 2,494 | -6 |
| 31 Aug 2026, 15:54 | 2,500 | -1 |
| 28 Aug 2026, 11:25 | 2,501 | +2 |
| 25 Aug 2026, 03:24 | 2,499 | -2 |
| 24 Aug 2026, 17:45 | 2,501 | no change |
| 24 Aug 2026, 17:31 | 2,501 | first reading |
17 posts held, back to 6 March 2026 — the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 1 page of Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.
Nothing published in the last 30 days. ERR and ER are rolling 30-day measures, so there is nothing to compute — we hold 17 posts for this entry, the most recent from 23 August 2026. An engagement rate over an empty window would be a number about nothing.
Measured directly from 2 videos with a duration reading, out of the posts we hold for this channel — not this channel’s whole posting history, only the sample this register has actually read. An exact reading to the second, taken from the post itself rather than from Telegram’s own rounded chrome, so it carries no ≈ mark.
1,315 reactions across 16 posts, in 21 distinct kinds. The most used accounts for 58.0% of them.
| Reaction | Count | Share | Share, drawn |
|---|---|---|---|
| ❤ | 763 | 58.0% | |
| ❤🔥 | 116 | 8.82% | |
| 😁 | 109 | 8.29% | |
| 🔥 | 71 | 5.40% | |
| 😭 | 70 | 5.32% | |
| 🕊 | 34 | 2.59% | |
| 🍾 | 25 | 1.90% | |
| 💅 | 22 | 1.67% | |
| 🏆 | 20 | 1.52% | |
| 👍 | 15 | 1.14% | |
| 💘 | 15 | 1.14% | |
| 💔 | 14 | 1.06% | |
| 🤔 | 14 | 1.06% | |
| 🤣 | 7 | 0.532% | |
| 😱 | 6 | 0.456% | |
| 🥰 | 4 | 0.304% | |
| ✍ | 3 | 0.228% | |
| 👎 | 3 | 0.228% | |
| 👏 | 2 | 0.152% | |
| 🍓 | 1 | 0.076% | |
| 1 further kind | 1 | 0.076% |
No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.
Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.
Coverage. Reactions were read on 16 of the 17 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 1,315 reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.
Measured over the 17 most recent posts we hold, published 6 March 2026 to 23 August 2026, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.
12 секунд Техаса
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Кофечатится к нам значит на стажёра парень по фамилии Kowalski. Надо брать, возможность 10/10 UPD: он еще и бывший морпех, оказывается. Bro is, in fact, Kowalski
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Чувствуешь запах? Это #REF!, сынок. Больше ничто в мире не пахнет так. Я люблю запах #REF! поутру. Однажды мы готовили один отчет, двенадцать часов подряд. И когда всё закончилось, я зашел в эксель. Там уже ничего не было, даже ни одной вонючей цифры. Но запах! Весь лист был им пропитан. Это был запах… победы! Когда-нибудь эта сделка закончится.
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Generational hustle
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We’re making it out of the private markets’ hood with this one
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Psychologist: the ultimate evil headline doesn’t exist, it can’t harm you The humble ultimate evil headline:
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Выкачивал вчера все универские материалы перед закрытием доступа к Канвасу, вспоминал прайм «А был крутой когда-то, говорил, что ты не андер, если не в дырявых кроссах - я не вижу дырок!»
❤47👎2🥰2
О более прагматичном. То ли забылся, то ли зазнался от кампусных смолл-токов, то ли и правда что-то поменялось, но я не боюсь лететь обратно в этот первый послеотпускной вторник. Аналитик в IB работает два года (если не выгорает раньше), а потом up or out. У нас все исторически out. Через две недели выходят стажёры. Через четыре - дембель второгодников. Получается, буду за старшего. В августе стажёров меняют первогод…
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Утро рабочего вторника будет весьма помятым, но если не напишу ничего в самолёте, то не напишу совсем; и тогда эти десять дней тоже сольются в corporate slop-bowl мешанину моей памяти. А это были хорошие десять дней. Во-первых, как же я скучал. По влажности, по пешеходности, по брусчаточным улицам, по бесконечному движу Нью-Йорка, высокомерности Нью-Хейвена и дачному спокойствию Провиденса. А ведь страдал же! Но уех…
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На 9 месяц дали недельный отпуск. Выключил рабочие уведомления, снова на исткоасте. Живём!
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Channel photo updated
Очень ценю это видео и постоянно пересматриваю. Лёне оно не нравится, мне - наоборот. Может насмотренности мне не хватает, может, вкуса... Так или иначе, в январе двадцать пятого я приехал на Бауманскую, чтобы помочь Лёне сдать проектную работу. Предстояло снять клип. У Лёни была идея, реквизит и друг Тамик, которому было назначено исполнять главную роль. Тамик приехал и уснул на диване. Время было 9 вечера. Просмо…
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Showing the 12 most recent of 17 posts we hold for @we_dont_talk_about_this_uni. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked ≈ was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.
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A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 26 September 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.
“Y*le Yesterday” (@we_dont_talk_about_this_uni), 2,486 subscribers as measured 26 September 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/we_dont_talk_about_this_uni.
Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.