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Время охуительных историй

@vohist

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3,803subscribers

-11 since we began measuring on 7 August 2026

Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of 3,162–10,000.

Register entry

Telegram ID-1002063263834
TypeChannel
Username@vohist
CreatedBetween 1 November 2023 and 31 May 2024— estimated from Telegram’s id allocation, not measured. How this range is calculated.
First recorded7 August 2026
Last confirmed live29 August 2026
Measurements held8
Confirmed unchanged2 times, most recently 29 August 2026
On Telegramt.me/vohist

Growth

3,8013,8143,807.57 August 2026 — 3,814 subscribers7 August 2026 — 3,814 subscribers10 August 2026 — 3,808 subscribers13 August 2026 — 3,804 subscribers17 August 2026 — 3,801 subscribers20 August 2026 — 3,803 subscribers23 August 2026 — 3,802 subscribers26 August 2026 — 3,803 subscribers3,8037 August 202626 August 2026
8 measurements spanning 19 days, net -11. Dots are measurements; the straight line between them is drawn to join them, not to claim we know the path taken in between — snapshots are recorded only when a count changes, so gaps mean “no change observed”, never “interpolated”. The vertical axis spans 3,799–3,816 and does not start at zero.
Measurement log — every subscribers count we have recorded
Measured (UTC)SubscribersChange
26 Aug 2026, 17:243,803+1
23 Aug 2026, 15:073,802-1
20 Aug 2026, 02:263,803+2
17 Aug 2026, 12:083,801-3
13 Aug 2026, 18:063,804-4
10 Aug 2026, 12:143,808-6
7 Aug 2026, 11:463,814no change
7 Aug 2026, 11:383,814first reading

Engagement

20 posts held, back to 23 July 2026the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 4 pagesof Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.

ERR · 30 days
42.0%
avg views ÷ 3,803 subscribers
Avg views / post
1,600
11 posts measured
Reaction rate
10.1%
reactions ÷ views · ER floor
Posts in window
11
of 20 held

ERR is average views per post over the last 30 days divided by subscribers, the definition TGStat uses, so this figure is comparable with the one you will see elsewhere. It falls structurally as a channel grows: a high ERR on a small channel and a low one on a large channel describe reach mathematics, not quality. We publish the figure and the sample it came from and pass no verdict on it.

ER is defined industry-wide as (forwards + reactions + comments) ÷ views— note the denominator is views, not subscribers. Telegram’s public web preview carries views and reactions but not forward or comment counts, so the reaction rate above is the reactions term only and is therefore a floor: the true ER for this channel is higher by an amount we have not measured and will not estimate.

What these figures were computed from
WindowRolling 30 days · latest post in window 7 August 2026
Posts held20 (23 July 20267 August 2026)
Views total17,570
Reactions total1,767
Forwards / commentsnot exposed by the public surface — not measured, not estimated
Readings taken8 Aug 2026, 06:11 UTC

Views are a single reading per post, taken at the time above. A post published in the last day or two is still accumulating views, which pulls the 30-day average down slightly. That is a property of the standard definition rather than a fault in it, so we keep the definition rather than “correcting” the number into something nobody can reproduce.

Precision. Telegram publishes view counts on its public widget in short form — 8.12K, 3.7M — so any reading at or above 1,000 reaches us rounded to three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. Averages and rates derived from them are shown to the same precision rather than to the unit: a figure like 3,701,250 would assert digits nobody measured.

Reaction counts are published per emoji and rounded the same way, so a total below 1,000 is exact and a larger one is a sum that may carry a rounded component from each emoji above 1,000. Because it is a sum, it does not look rounded — read a large reaction total as three significant figures per contributing emoji rather than as the figure it prints.

Reaction mix

3,689 reactions across 20 posts, in 29 distinct kinds. The most used accounts for 26.2% of them.

Every reaction kind recorded on the sample, most used first
ReactionCountShareShare, drawn
custom 532148112274230925996726.2%
🤬3509.49%
3419.24%
💔3359.08%
🤡2837.67%
😱1905.15%
👀1855.01%
🤯1834.96%
💊1323.58%
😭1022.76%
🤨962.60%
😁892.41%
🔥842.28%
👍742.01%
🥴581.57%
👏421.14%
🤣421.14%
😢371.00%
🤮330.895%
🤔210.569%
9 further kinds451.22%

Custom emoji. One row above is a Telegram custom emoji, which the public preview renders as an element carrying only a numeric id — no character, and no image we can reach. The id is printed as-is rather than substituted with a look-alike glyph, because a stand-in would be our invention showing where a measurement should be. The count beside it isTelegram’s.

No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.

Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.

Coverage. Reactions were read on 20 of the 20 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 3,689reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.

Measured over the 20 most recent posts we hold, published 23 July 2026 to 7 August 2026, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.

Telegram Stars

Stars received
2
across the posts below
Posts paid on
2
of 20 we hold a reading for · 10%
Most on one post
1
single highest reading

A paid reaction is a reader spending Telegram Stars — bought with money — on a post by @vohist. Telegram publishes the count on the public post preview alongside ordinary reactions, and this register reads it there. It is the only figure on this site that measures money moving rather than attention.

Stars are not reactions, and the two are never added. They are rendered in the same strip on Telegram and counted in the same shape, but one is a tap and the other is a purchase. The reaction totals and the engagement rate elsewhere on this page exclude every figure in this section, and no rate here is computed against a reaction count.

This is not revenue, and we publish no currency figure. What a Star costs a reader and what it pays a channel are different numbers, Telegram takes a share we cannot observe, and the terms have changed. Converting a Star count into money would be an estimate dressed as a measurement, so the count is where we stop.

Counted over the 20 most recent posts we hold for this entry, published 23 July 2026 to 7 August 2026. Star counts above 1,000 reach us in Telegram’s short form and carry the same three-significant-figure rounding as everything else on this page.

Recent posts

7 Aug 2026, 05:59 UTC≈1,260 views121 reactionsread 8 August 2026

My [28 M] close friend [28 M] had a vasectomy and is keeping it a secret from his wife [27 F], who is also a close friend. What do I do? Продолжение поста «Мой (28М) близкий друг (28М) сделал вазектомию в тайне от своей жены (27Ж), с которой я тоже дружу. Что мне делать?»⁠ Отредактировано 2. Только что поговорил с Кевином. Я сделал всё точно так, как собирался в первом редактировании, и все прошло настолько хорошо,

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6 Aug 2026, 23:10 UTC≈1,310 views61 reactionsread 8 August 2026

Я [30Ж] рассталась со своим бывшим, чтобы отправиться в кругосветное путешествие со своим лучшим другом [30М]. Лучший друг совершил каминг-аут сразу после поездки. Бывший в бешенстве, что я изначально ему об этом не сказала Перевод: #Catmiak Да, пост парный к моему предыдущему переводу ;) I [30F] broke up with my ex to go travelling around the world with my best friend [30M]. Best friend came out after the trip. E

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6 Aug 2026, 23:05 UTC≈1,290 views106 reactionsread 8 August 2026

Я [25Ж] встречалась со своим парнем [30М] уже 6 месяцев - мы расстались после того, как я заказала билеты, чтобы отправиться в путешествие со своим очень давним бывшим парнем, который мне уже больше лучший друг, чем бывший Перевод: #Catmiak Большое спасибо уважаемой @rusenka, за то, что поделилась со мной этим постом! :) Me [25 F] with my boyfriend [30 M] of 6 months - we broke up after I booked tickets to go on a

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6 Aug 2026, 22:50 UTC≈1,250 views106 reactionsread 8 August 2026

Прошлой ночью на Хэллоуинской вечеринке моей семьи мой (19Ж) парень (23М), с которым мы вместе уже два года, сильно оскорбил моего дедушку (95М) - ветерана Второй Мировой и Корейской войн, и я не знаю, как мне справиться с этим Перевод: #Catmiak Last night at my families Halloween party, my (19f) bf (23m) of 2 years deeply insulted my WWII/Korean vet grandfather (95m) and I don’t know if or how to get past it Ориг

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6 Aug 2026, 22:38 UTC≈1,320 views80 reactionsread 8 August 2026

Подросток хочет пойти на акцию протеста⁠⁠ Перевод: #Catmiak Пост на BORU - Teen wants to attend protest. Оригинальный пост (27 января 2026 года) (п.п. - в одном из комментариев ТС говорит о том, что её ребёнок - девочка, но весь пост она называет его "они". Я переводила как "она") Моя пятнадцатилетка хочет пойти на общешкольную акцию протеста. Она говорит, что половина учеников их класса намерена участвовать в де

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6 Aug 2026, 16:33 UTC≈1,460 views194 reactionsread 8 August 2026

Перевод: #alalalsususu Оригинал: My [28 M] close friend [28 M] had a vasectomy and is keeping it a secret from his wife [27 F], who is also a close friend. What do I do? Мой (28М) близкий друг (28М) сделал вазектомию в тайне от своей жены (27Ж), с которой я тоже дружу. Что мне делать?⁠ 22.11.2014 Это будет длинно. Простите. Я знаком с моим другом Кевином и его женой Эмили со старших классов, мы всё ещё очень близ

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5 Aug 2026, 08:33 UTC≈1,610 views173 reactionsread 8 August 2026

Продолжение поста «Мама постоянно переживает, что у нас с папой неподобающие отношения, что отдаляет нас с папой. Как мне переубедить её?»⁠ Пояснение перед обновлением: Некоторые из вас волновались по поводу того, что мама спала с моим братом. Мне стоило выражаться более ясно: она просто с ним спала с его рождения до его 6 лет. Он боялся темноты, не спал один и закатывал бурную истерику, способную разбудить всех в

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4 Aug 2026, 17:42 UTC≈1,700 views268 reactionsread 8 August 2026

Перевод: #alalalsususu Оригинал: my mom is constantly worried my dad and i are having an inappropriate relationship and it has caused distance between my dad and i. what can i do to assure her we are not? К сведению: мне сейчас 25, а папе 50. Маме 46 или около того. Когда мне было примерно 6 я, как и многие другие девочки того же возраста, заявила, что влюблена в моего пару, не особо-то понимая что значит влюбиться

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3 Aug 2026, 06:29 UTC≈2,030 views223 reactionsread 8 August 2026

#Ines.MM Продолжение поста «Я неправильно отреагировала на розыгрыш мужа, и теперь наш брак уже не тот, что прежде» Хочу искренне поблагодарить всех вас за поддержку. Я извиняюсь за все сомнения относительно того, что помощь от незнакомцев с Реддита может быть полезной. Хотя я самостоятельная женщина и меня нелегко обмануть, я очень ценю вашу поддержку. Я сомневалась в себе, металась в мрачных сомнениях своих запут

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3 Aug 2026, 04:49 UTC≈1,830 views227 reactionsread 8 August 2026

Перевод: #Ines.MM Оригинал сборного поста BORU: I didn’t react the right way to my husbands pranks and now our marriage is not the same Я неправильно отреагировала на розыгрыш мужа, и теперь наш брак уже не тот, что прежде (Продолжение следует... ) Если вы подумаете, что мы молоды, то вы ошибётесь. Мне 35, а ему 33, и я не могу поверить, что это происходит на самом деле. Я умоляла его пойти со мной на терапию, но

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1 Aug 2026, 06:45 UTC≈2,510 views208 reactions1 Starread 8 August 2026

Продолжение поста «Я (23Ж) с моим парнем (24М) 2 года, он говорит, что я испортила вечеринку в честь его лучшего друга» Меня просили об обновлении. Вот оно. Я позвонила Майку и спросила говорил ли он с Дэвидом. Он ответил что да и что разговор длился минут пять. Они собирались на гольф, но Майк отвалился, потому что ему теперь было неловко из-за поведения Дэвида. И это даже не из-за вечеринки. Он сказал, что в пос

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31 Jul 2026, 05:45 UTC≈2,610 views239 reactionsread 8 August 2026

Перевод: #alalalsususu Оригинал: Me [23F] with my boyfriend [24M] of 2 years. Says I ruined his best friend's party Я (23Ж) с моим парнем (24М) 2 года, он говорит, что я испортила вечеринку в честь его лучшего друга⁠ Я встречаюсь с Дэвидом (24М) два года. Он живёт в 20 минутах. Он рассказал мне о своём негодовании из-за того, что мои родители оплатили моё обучение. Что отчасти правда, они выдали мне чек после моег

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Showing the 12 most recent of 20 posts we hold for @vohist. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.

Stars beside a post are paid reactions — Telegram Stars, bought with money and spent on that post. They are a different unit from reactions and are never added to them, here or anywhere else on this page.

Citation-graph rank

Citation-graph rank — 1,289,749 of 1,627,068entries in the measured graph. A weighted position computed from the forward and mention edges below — republished posts weigh more than named mentions — and recomputed periodically, over the whole graph. Published only as this ordinal position, never as a score: a position is a fact, and a score printed beside one channel’s name would read as a verdict this register does not make. The two counts beneath stay separate for the same reason mentions are never summed with forwards anywhere else on this page — a named-by count costs nothing to manufacture. The top 100 by this measure, or how it is computed.

Mentions

Named by 1 registered channel — every channel on the register whose own posts have named this one, by its current username or any other username it currently holds, merged from two separately captured readings of the same fact so a namer caught by only one of them is not missed and a namer both caught is not counted twice. A username this channel has since dropped is not matched — that handle may belong to someone else now, and crediting today’s namer to yesterday’s owner would misattribute it.

Named by

Channels on the register whose posts name this channel's handle.

A mention is a weaker signal than a forward and is counted separately for that reason — naming a channel is not republishing it, and a handle in a post body is easy to place deliberately. The post counts beside each row below are distinct posts in which the handle appeared, from posts we have read on both sides — the “Named by N registered channels” figure above is a different count, of distinct NAMING CHANNELS rather than posts, and is not the sum of the rows under it.

Cite this entry

A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 26 August 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.

“Время охуительных историй” (@vohist), 3,803 subscribers as measured 26 August 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/vohist.

Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.