Channel
@vitatelvoblakah
On this record: Topic · Growth · Engagement · What this channel posts · Reactions · Posts · Cite this entry
88subscribers
+2 since we began measuring on 7 August 2026
Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of Under 1,000.
| Telegram ID | -1001239859824 |
|---|---|
| Type | Channel |
| Username | @vitatelvoblakah |
| Created | Between 1 March 2018 and 31 July 2021 — estimated from Telegram’s id allocation, not measured. How this range is calculated. |
| First recorded | 9 August 2026 |
| Last confirmed live | 10 October 2026 |
| Measurements held | 5 |
| Confirmed unchanged | 1 time, most recently 10 October 2026 |
| On Telegram | t.me/vitatelvoblakah |
Parenting & family — a classification, not a measurement. An on-box language model (Qwen3.6-35B-A3B-FP8, prompt version 1) read this channel’s own recent posts on 27 September 2026 and assigned it the closest of 31 fixed categories, at 48% confidence. This is a model’s judgement about what the channel is likely to be about, not a fact this register measured the way a subscriber count or a view count is measured — it can be revised on a later pass, and it carries no weight anywhere else on this page. How this classification works, and why it has no browse page of its own yet.
| Measured (UTC) | Subscribers | Change |
|---|---|---|
| 10 Oct 2026, 09:36 | 88 | +1 |
| 29 Sept 2026, 09:58 | 87 | +2 |
| 14 Sept 2026, 09:20 | 85 | -1 |
| 9 Aug 2026, 16:17 | 86 | no change |
| 7 Aug 2026, 05:01 | 86 | first reading |
11 posts held, back to 30 March 2026 — the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 1 page of Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.
Nothing published in the last 30 days. ERR and ER are rolling 30-day measures, so there is nothing to compute — we hold 11 posts for this entry, the most recent from 26 July 2026. An engagement rate over an empty window would be a number about nothing.
Measured directly from 1 video with a duration reading, out of the posts we hold for this channel — not this channel’s whole posting history, only the sample this register has actually read. An exact reading to the second, taken from the post itself rather than from Telegram’s own rounded chrome, so it carries no ≈ mark.
63 reactions across 7 posts, in 4 distinct kinds. The most used accounts for 49.2% of them.
| Reaction | Count | Share | Share, drawn |
|---|---|---|---|
| ❤ | 31 | 49.2% | |
| ❤🔥 | 28 | 44.4% | |
| 🔥 | 3 | 4.76% | |
| 🙏 | 1 | 1.59% |
No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.
Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.
Coverage. Reactions were read on 7 of the 11 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 63 reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.
Measured over the 11 most recent posts we hold, published 30 March 2026 to 26 July 2026, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.
Интересная мысль: раньше я ждала идеального момента и каждую новую крэйзи идею прогоняла через миллиард сомнений Сейчас: «о, эта мысль откликается в теле, похуй как — поехали, что-то из этого да выйдет, как минимум крейзи байка к старости 😆🤞»
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Еще из моих достижение к 37му годику — я просыпаюсь почти каждый день в 7-8-9 утра, почти сама. Но пиздюлина по прежнему ссыт в 4-5 утра на пеленку 😵💫 а потом спокойно приходит досыпать до положенных 7-8 утра))) В ее возрасте у Чарли дома уже не лежало ни одной пеленки, с Грейс же… я фиг знает уберем ли мы эту ссаную тряпку из дома хоть когда нибудь 😆🥲
❤5
И как вы поняли — мое главное достижение к этому дню — я теперь сильно лучше понимаю чего я хочу и сильно меньше боюсь об этом говорить вслух 🦄
❤8🔥3🙏1
Сегодня у меня день рождения обычно в этот день спрашивают: «Что тебе подарить?» и у меня впервые в жизни есть очень честный ответ из самого сердца — Подарите мне, пожалуйста, кусочек мечты. Мы с Ромой мечтаем купить и восстановить небольшой старинный дом на Алтае — там, где прошло Ромино детство. Не как инвестицию и не как дачу "на всякий случай", а как место, куда всегда приятно вернуться и собрать у костра или з…
❤🔥14❤8
виды которыми мы наслаждались из багажника)
❤🔥6
Тот самый перевал в Январе и в Августе
❤7
Сегодня мне исполняется 37 лет. В этот день принято подводить итоги — много ли это или мало, рано ли это для чего-то или уже слишком поздно... Последние лет 7 я все собиралась это сделать.. и не сделала ни разу. Все время как будто бы и "нечем было похвастаться". Желание достижений ради достижений, успешного успеха ради красивой картинки в инстаграме давно перестали радовать, а что вместо этого? 2 года и 7 дней наз…
❤🔥8
И *самое главное* перестаешь испытывать по этому поводу какую-либо вину и стыд 😁
❤3
Showing the 11 most recent of 11 posts we hold for @vitatelvoblakah. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked ≈ was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.
A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 10 October 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.
“Dark Side of The Moon” (@vitatelvoblakah), 88 subscribers as measured 10 October 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/vitatelvoblakah.
Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.