21 Jan 2026, 07:22 UTC89 viewsread 11 August 2026
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🍓 ✨h,, отпуск? Почему бы и нет 🤩.. 🤩 ВЕЛЬВЕТТ хочет отойти от соц сетей до 25.01! Огромная просьба не беспокоить данного пользователя. 🤩 :: #Velvette #rest
Channel
REST! не ебет у меня holidays | # . 𝙑 𝙛𝙤𝙧 𝙔𝙊𝙐!
@velvetteFB
On this record: Growth · Engagement · What this channel posts · Reactions · Posts · Citations · Cite this entry
33subscribers
+0 since we began measuring on 9 August 2026
Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of Under 1,000.
Register entry
| Telegram ID | -1003440401051 |
|---|---|
| Type | Channel |
| Username | @velvetteFB |
| Created | Between 1 November 2025 and 29 December 2025— estimated from Telegram’s id allocation, not measured. How this range is calculated. |
| First recorded | 11 August 2026 |
| Last confirmed live | 11 August 2026 |
| Measurements held | 2 |
| On Telegram | t.me/velvetteFB |
Growth
| Measured (UTC) | Subscribers | Change |
|---|---|---|
| 11 Aug 2026, 01:02 | 33 | no change |
| 9 Aug 2026, 10:16 | 33 | first reading |
Engagement
20 posts held, back to 29 December 2025 — the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 1 pageof Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.
Nothing published in the last 30 days. ERR and ER are rolling 30-day measures, so there is nothing to compute — we hold 20 posts for this entry, the most recent from 21 January 2026. An engagement rate over an empty window would be a number about nothing.
What this channel posts
- Photos
- 8
- Links
- 31
Lifetime counters from Telegram’s own channel header, read 11 August 2026 — not the date at the top of this page, which is when the subscriber count was last read. Below Telegram’s rounding threshold, so these counts are exact.
Reaction mix
193 reactions across 19 posts, in 12 distinct kinds. The most used accounts for 16.6% of them.
| Reaction | Count | Share | Share, drawn |
|---|---|---|---|
| custom 5346241841131972101 | 32 | 16.6% | |
| custom 5332427954997716990 | 25 | 13.0% | |
| custom 5452091782588292813 | 25 | 13.0% | |
| custom 5276274942684449143 | 21 | 10.9% | |
| custom 5345811378034731246 | 15 | 7.77% | |
| 💘 | 15 | 7.77% | |
| custom 5422522655037216202 | 14 | 7.25% | |
| custom 5451820860346229111 | 14 | 7.25% | |
| ❤ | 12 | 6.22% | |
| custom 5345833956677806849 | 11 | 5.70% | |
| custom 5274072328836240282 | 6 | 3.11% | |
| custom 5346183438166680980 | 3 | 1.55% |
Custom emoji. 10 of the rows above are Telegram custom emoji, which the public preview renders as an element carrying only a numeric id — no character, and no image we can reach. The id is printed as-is rather than substituted with a look-alike glyph, because a stand-in would be our invention showing where a measurement should be. The counts beside them areTelegram’s.
No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.
Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.
Coverage. Reactions were read on 19 of the 20 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 193reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.
Measured over the 20 most recent posts we hold, published 29 December 2025 to 21 January 2026, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.
Recent posts
18 Jan 2026, 09:39 UTC122 views9 reactionsread 11 August 2026
BTW, иногда ебучая почта определяет ваши вопросы как СПАМ. 🌟 Поэтому так и быть. Если я не отвечаю вам НЕДЕЛЮ – киньте еще раз. Но не ПЕРЕХОДИТЕ ГРАНИЦУ.
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18 Jan 2026, 09:24 UTC126 views12 reactionsread 11 August 2026
💩: Есть ли какие-то запоминающиеся моменты из твоего детства? Umh... Тольк из подросткового, т.к. детство у меня было СКУЧНОЕ. Я просто сидела дома одна и ВСЁ. Иногда приходилось забирать посылки, которые не могли забрать РОДАКИ, потому что были на РАБОТЕ. Один курьер мне случайно ВЪЕБАЛ КОРОБКОЙ когда-то. 😜 ХОТЯ... в младшей школе училка сказала, что я МЕШАЮ ребятам сзади своими волосами смотреть на ДОСКУ. Отсадила…
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18 Jan 2026, 06:28 UTC100 views9 reactionsread 11 August 2026
Sry my sweetie, после недельного отпуска на работе приходится заниматься СЛИШКОМ МНОГИМ. I think мне стоит ПЕРЕСМОТРЕТЬ рабочий коллектив. 💋 НЕТ, СРЗ, кто выбирает для длинной, роскошной юбки с блестками ткань, на которой вечно остаются ЗАЦЕПКИ и ОСЫПАЮТСЯ эти самые БЛЕСТКИ?? 🤩
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15 Jan 2026, 11:01 UTC102 views9 reactionsread 11 August 2026
Agh чтоб я ЕЩЕ РАЗ отпускала кого-то с работы. 🤩 Вчера сотрудница СЛЁЗНО умоляла ее отпустить, говорила, что ей очень нужно. Я, ТАК И БЫТЬ, уступила. Посреди ночи вижу что? Она выложила сторис СО СВИДАНИЯ. 🤩 Нахера ей рабочее место здесь, если она ставит в приоритет ОДНОРАЗОВЫЙ ВЕЧЕР? Oh, babe, если ты это читаешь – блокировка моего основного акка тебя не спасет. 🤩
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13 Jan 2026, 19:26 UTC113 views11 reactionsread 11 August 2026
В последнее время фильмы ВТОРОСОРТНОЕ ГОВНО. 💅 Самые типичные и заезженные сюжеты. НЕВОЗМОЖНО СМОТРЕТЬ. Вывозят только всякие актеры. Спасибо, что хоть рожи СИМПАТИЧНЫЕ подбирают. Если повезет, то с игрой нормальной. Ну, или ДЕЙСТВИТЕЛЬНО КРУТОЙ. Но такое золото, как, например, Вал, редко найдешь. 🤩 Жаль что на сценаристов бюджета не хватает. 🙄
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10 Jan 2026, 12:53 UTC120 views12 reactionsread 11 August 2026
Ohh, Варк на седьмом небе от СЧАСТЬЯ, когда я соглашаюсь с ним поиграть. Самый ЖИЗНЕРАДОСТНЫЙ житель дома. 🥰 Обычно я предпочитаю кошек, чаще всего они не такие ТРЕБОВАТЕЛЬНЫЕ, но... 🙄, признаю, завести СОБАКУ было хорошим решением. Иногда упертость ВИ не вредит.
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8 Jan 2026, 20:45 UTC125 views9 reactionsread 11 August 2026
День ГОВНО. Любимое постельное белье постелила – ТАК ПРИШЛОСЬ МЕНЯТЬ. Недавно выздоровела – ХУЯК, В ЖИВОТЕ БУДТО РАССТРЕЛ. Fuck. 🤩 Еще и эти двое постоянно где-то МАЯЧАТ. Хуеплётят чет. Только Варк меня понимает. 🤩😢
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6 Jan 2026, 20:34 UTC129 views15 reactionsread 11 August 2026
Когда они готовят 80% съедает кто? ЛИБО МУЖИК, ЛИБО СПИНОГРЫЗЫ. Надо же еще учесть все капризы. РАДИ ЭТОГО СТОИТ ГОРБАТИТЬСЯ? 🤩 OKAY если тебе так нравится маяться таким и тратить ДОХЕРА времени, но если ты уставшая ПИЗДЕЦ КАК идешь за ПЛИТУ, то что-то пора менять. 🙈 На работе ты хоть отдачу получаешь за свои старания)) Просто работать надо ТАК, чтобы получать удовольствие от процесса. Если не можешь это себе устрои…
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6 Jan 2026, 20:08 UTC102 views11 reactionsread 11 August 2026
Girl, вряд-ли те, кому ВАЩЕ не нравится готовка будут выкладывать ее в инет, вести блог по семье и Т.П. 🤩 Если женщина НЕ КАЙФУЕТ, то не будет показывать процесс ВСЕМ. А если кайфует от БЕСКОНЕЧНОГО СТОЯНИЯ НА НОГАХ, кучи мелкой, грязной работы, то это МАЗОХИЗМ.👍
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6 Jan 2026, 12:24 UTC99 views14 reactionsread 11 August 2026
Гспд, как в тт не зайду – ПОСТОЯННО эти хозяйственные жёнушки ГОТОВЯТ для своих мужиков. Им реально это нравится? Или НАСТОЛЬКО заняться нечем, что хочется часами стоять у плиты?🌟 Eww..
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4 Jan 2026, 17:38 UTC110 views7 reactionsread 11 August 2026
Проснулась утром с мыслью, что ХОЧУ НОВЫХ ФОТОК. Maybe стоит прогуляться, заодно зайти в любимую кафешку. 😍 Готова даже вытащить кого-нибудь с собой))
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Showing the 12 most recent of 20 posts we hold for @velvetteFB. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked ≈ was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.
Citation-graph rank
Citation-graph rank — 224,455 of 1,481,217entries in the measured graph. A weighted position computed from the forward and mention edges below — republished posts weigh more than named mentions — and recomputed periodically, over the whole graph. Published only as this ordinal position, never as a score: a position is a fact, and a score printed beside one channel’s name would read as a verdict this register does not make. The two counts beneath stay separate for the same reason mentions are never summed with forwards anywhere else on this page — a named-by count costs nothing to manufacture. The top 100 by this measure, or how it is computed.
Forward network
Republishes
Channels on the register whose posts this channel has forwarded.
Built only from forwarded posts we have actually read, on both sides. Coverage is early and deliberately incomplete: a missing link means we have not read the post that would prove it, never that the relationship does not exist. Counts are distinct forwarded posts observed, so they only ever go up as we read more.
Mentions
Named by 2 registered channels — every channel on the register whose own posts have named this one, by its current username or any other username it currently holds, merged from two separately captured readings of the same fact so a namer caught by only one of them is not missed and a namer both caught is not counted twice. A username this channel has since dropped is not matched — that handle may belong to someone else now, and crediting today’s namer to yesterday’s owner would misattribute it.
Named by
Channels on the register whose posts name this channel's handle.
Names
Channels on the register whose handles appear in this channel's posts.
A mention is a weaker signal than a forward and is counted separately for that reason — naming a channel is not republishing it, and a handle in a post body is easy to place deliberately. The post counts beside each row below are distinct posts in which the handle appeared, from posts we have read on both sides — the “Named by N registered channels” figure above is a different count, of distinct NAMING CHANNELS rather than posts, and is not the sum of the rows under it.
Cite this entry
A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 11 August 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.
“REST! не ебет у меня holidays | # . 𝙑 𝙛𝙤𝙧 𝙔𝙊𝙐!” (@velvetteFB), 33 subscribers as measured 11 August 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/velvetteFB.
Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.