https://t.me/uzumaru_notify/629 其实是,大家投票选出来的,早有预告只不过第一个实验对象是西瓜↔️

Channel
Uzumaru 灵车与更灵都在这里
@uzumaru_notify
On this record: Topic · Growth · Engagement · Reactions · Posts · Citations · Cite this entry
1,512subscribers
+169 since we began measuring on 7 August 2026
Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of 1,000–3,162.
Register entry
| Telegram ID | -1002766103007 |
|---|---|
| Type | Channel |
| Username | @uzumaru_notify |
| Created | Between 1 June 2025 and 30 September 2025 — estimated from Telegram’s id allocation, not measured. How this range is calculated. |
| First recorded | 7 August 2026 |
| Last confirmed live | 19 September 2026 |
| Measurements held | 15 |
| Confirmed unchanged | 1 time, most recently 19 September 2026 |
| On Telegram | t.me/uzumaru_notify |
Topic
Other / unclassifiable — a classification, not a measurement. An on-box language model (Qwen3.6-35B-A3B-FP8, prompt version 1) read this channel’s own recent posts on 17 September 2026 and assigned it the closest of 31 fixed categories, at 77% confidence. This is a model’s judgement about what the channel is likely to be about, not a fact this register measured the way a subscriber count or a view count is measured — it can be revised on a later pass, and it carries no weight anywhere else on this page. How this classification works, and why it has no browse page of its own yet.
Growth
| Measured (UTC) | Subscribers | Change |
|---|---|---|
| 19 Sept 2026, 13:40 | 1,512 | +20 |
| 15 Sept 2026, 06:00 | 1,492 | +6 |
| 11 Sept 2026, 09:00 | 1,486 | +9 |
| 6 Sept 2026, 13:41 | 1,477 | +21 |
| 2 Sept 2026, 04:52 | 1,456 | +25 |
| 30 Aug 2026, 07:13 | 1,431 | +25 |
| 27 Aug 2026, 13:53 | 1,406 | +14 |
| 24 Aug 2026, 09:02 | 1,392 | +11 |
| 20 Aug 2026, 18:27 | 1,381 | +14 |
| 17 Aug 2026, 19:26 | 1,367 | +11 |
| 14 Aug 2026, 21:23 | 1,356 | +8 |
| 11 Aug 2026, 17:02 | 1,348 | +4 |
| 8 Aug 2026, 12:42 | 1,344 | +1 |
| 7 Aug 2026, 22:22 | 1,343 | no change |
| 7 Aug 2026, 19:26 | 1,343 | first reading |
Engagement
17 posts held, back to 1 August 2026 — the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 1 page of Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.
Nothing published in the last 30 days. ERR and ER are rolling 30-day measures, so there is nothing to compute — we hold 17 posts for this entry, the most recent from 7 August 2026. An engagement rate over an empty window would be a number about nothing.
Reaction mix
40 reactions across 5 posts, in 8 distinct kinds. The most used accounts for 30.0% of them.
| Reaction | Count | Share | Share, drawn |
|---|---|---|---|
| 🔥 | 12 | 30.0% | |
| 🙈 | 8 | 20.0% | |
| 🤣 | 6 | 15.0% | |
| ❤ | 4 | 10.0% | |
| 🥰 | 4 | 10.0% | |
| 🥱 | 3 | 7.50% | |
| 🤔 | 2 | 5.00% | |
| 🤩 | 1 | 2.50% |
No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.
Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.
Coverage. Reactions were read on 7 of the 17 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 40 reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.
Measured over the 17 most recent posts we hold, published 1 August 2026 to 7 August 2026, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.
Recent posts
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请高级版及以上套餐用户更新订阅
下架了几个节点
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🤣6
刚刚在冲凉的时候,忽然发现到,人体的毛,也好像可以拿来当作毛笔来写字。那为什么市面上有羊,狼做成的毛笔,就没有人毛毛笔呢? 当然我说的是头发
🥰4
有什么坏了的 回复此条消息 晚点统一修复
https://t.me/uzumaru_notify/940 这里换出口
懒得描述,可能算是全网独家? Verizon 动态 ip,可在面板换 ip,神秘代码 https://uzu.ma/USVZ2 VHA1AL9 - 0.5u
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Starlink MY 应该已重回巅峰 当然有得必有失,母鸡后盖真寄了
虽然贪婪、伪善、两面三刀、笑里藏刀等是负面的,但是如果人摒弃了这些负面的东西,那么人还能被称作为人吗
Showing the 12 most recent of 17 posts we hold for @uzumaru_notify. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked ≈ was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.
Forward network
Republishes
Channels on the register whose posts this channel has forwarded.
Built only from forwarded posts we have actually read, on both sides. Coverage is early and deliberately incomplete: a missing link means we have not read the post that would prove it, never that the relationship does not exist. Counts are distinct forwarded posts observed, so they only ever go up as we read more.
Mentions
Names
Channels on the register whose handles appear in this channel's posts.
A mention is a weaker signal than a forward and is counted separately for that reason — naming a channel is not republishing it, and a handle in a post body is easy to place deliberately. The post counts beside each row below are distinct posts in which the handle appeared, from posts we have read on both sides — the “Named by N registered channels” figure above is a different count, of distinct NAMING CHANNELS rather than posts, and is not the sum of the rows under it.
Cite this entry
A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 19 September 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.
“Uzumaru 灵车与更灵都在这里” (@uzumaru_notify), 1,512 subscribers as measured 19 September 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/uzumaru_notify.
Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.