ЕБАННЫЙ РОТ СТ НУ КАКОГО ХУЯ😭🙏
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Channel
@user007_lmaooo
On this record: Growth · Engagement · What this channel posts · Reactions · Posts · Citations · Cite this entry
29subscribers
+0 since we began measuring on 18 September 2026
Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of Under 1,000.
| Telegram ID | -1004484398644 |
|---|---|
| Type | Channel |
| Username | @user007_lmaooo |
| Description | Абсолютный неканон И это переезд 🌹 |
| First recorded | 18 September 2026 |
| Last confirmed live | 18 September 2026 |
| Measurements held | 2 |
| On Telegram | t.me/user007_lmaooo |
| Measured (UTC) | Subscribers | Change |
|---|---|---|
| 18 Sept 2026, 23:22 | 29 | no change |
| 18 Sept 2026, 22:47 | 29 | first reading |
20 posts held, back to 17 September 2026 — the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 1 page of Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.
ERR is average views per post over the last 30 days divided by subscribers, the definition TGStat uses, so this figure is comparable with the one you will see elsewhere. It falls structurally as a channel grows: a high ERR on a small channel and a low one on a large channel describe reach mathematics, not quality. We publish the figure and the sample it came from and pass no verdict on it.
ER is defined industry-wide as (forwards + reactions + comments) ÷ views — note the denominator is views, not subscribers. Telegram’s public web preview carries views and reactions but not forward or comment counts, so the reaction rate above is the reactions term only and is therefore a floor: the true ER for this channel is higher by an amount we have not measured and will not estimate. It is computed over the 4 of 20 measured posts that carry a reaction reading, and over those same posts' views.
| Window | Rolling 30 days · latest post in window 18 September 2026 |
|---|---|
| Posts held | 20 (17 September 2026 – 18 September 2026) |
| Views total | 387 |
| Reactions total | 6 |
| Forwards / comments | not exposed by the public surface — not measured, not estimated |
| Readings taken | 18 Sept 2026, 23:22 UTC |
Views are a single reading per post, taken at the time above. A post published in the last day or two is still accumulating views, which pulls the 30-day average down slightly. That is a property of the standard definition rather than a fault in it, so we keep the definition rather than “correcting” the number into something nobody can reproduce.
Precision. Telegram publishes view counts on its public widget in short form — 8.12K, 3.7M — so any reading at or above 1,000 reaches us rounded to three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. Averages and rates derived from them are shown to the same precision rather than to the unit: a figure like 3,701,250 would assert digits nobody measured.
Reaction counts are published per emoji and rounded the same way, so a total below 1,000 is exact and a larger one is a sum that may carry a rounded component from each emoji above 1,000. Because it is a sum, it does not look rounded — read a large reaction total as three significant figures per contributing emoji rather than as the figure it prints.
Lifetime counters from Telegram’s own channel header, read 18 September 2026 — not the date at the top of this page, which is when the subscriber count was last read. Below Telegram’s rounding threshold, so these counts are exact.
6 reactions across 4 posts, in 4 distinct kinds. The most used accounts for 33.3% of them.
| Reaction | Count | Share | Share, drawn |
|---|---|---|---|
| 🍓 | 2 | 33.3% | |
| 👍 | 2 | 33.3% | |
| ❤ | 1 | 16.7% | |
| 🙏 | 1 | 16.7% |
No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.
Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.
Coverage. Reactions were read on 4 of the 20 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 6 reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.
Measured over the 20 most recent posts we hold, published 17 September 2026 to 18 September 2026, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.
ЕБАННЫЙ РОТ СТ НУ КАКОГО ХУЯ😭🙏
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🙏1
Signed ᕚ( 𝕁𝕖𝕫𝕤𝕤 )ᕘ
𝟶𝟶𝟽𝚗𝟽 :/ — ⪻ Оу... Это довольно жестоко. Любой ребенок заслуживает того, чтобы быть сытым, в безопасности и любви. Не думай, что она права...⪼ — • ° . • ✲ Хвост парня обвил руку Ст, чуть сильнее, чем нужно. Взгляд под ноги и наконец-то вышли из дома. Очки чуть не падали! Севен выдыхая, взял телефон опять в руку, читая сообщение от Сцен, но усмехнувшись, даже не ответил той, убрав гаджет обратно.✲ — ⪻ Ну, думаю он…
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𝟶𝟶𝟽𝚗𝟽 :) — ⪻ Учитывая что это за тётя... Скорее мы идем на лоботомию... Хотя на людях она вполне милая. Если что — мы сбежим. ⪼ — • ° . • ✲Седьмой, пока ст убегал одеваться, быстро взял обратно телефон в руки, отписывая сообщение Сцен. Только отправил и убрал в карман, как дите уже вернулось! Так ещё и говорит о соке да о матери.✲ — ⪻ Сок? Яблочный? Ну, он вроде не дороже энергетика, так что если у тебя нет аллер…
🍓2
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Доброе утро
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Я наконец-то понял, как написать пост✅
👍2
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𝟶𝟶𝟽𝚗𝟽 :) ✲ 007, глядя на столь быструю смену настроения, удивленно смотрел на дитя, но вздохнув, принялся гладить парня чуть активнее. ✲ — ⪻ Ладно. Но давай ты оденешься в более удобную одежду и обуешься... Если тебе есть во что. Я возможно, куплю тебе чего-нибудь сладкого... Все же, деньги имеются, забавно что от... Кхм. Любишь же сладкое? ⪼ — • ° . • ✲ Хвост чуть успокоившись, коснулся ноги мальчика. Довольно..…
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Я вспомнил как писать посты
❤1
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𝟶𝟶𝟽𝚗𝟽 0_0 ✲ Удивления нет предела. Розововолосое дитя, до боли похожее на маленького ст... И ясен хуй так оно и есть. Пакеты упали из руки✲ — ⪻ ЕБИ МЕНЯ В РОТ, СТ, ЭТО РЕАЛЬНО ТЫ?! Почему ты дите... Блять... Ну... Хотя твой код мог что угодно выкинуть... Мгх... ⪼ — • ° . • ✲ Но запинки и то, что ребенок был буквально в ногах Седьмого заставил протрезветь сонную голову. Сам присел на корточки, при этом пытаясь под…
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Следующий пост из меня будут выпытывать всем селом
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𝟶𝟶𝟽𝚗𝟽 :/ ✲ Севен выключил телефон, взглядом ловя не только сообщения от ст, но и наилучший ответ от Сцен. Выдыхая, убирает гаджет в карман. Несколько энергетиков в пакете со звоном стукнулись. Вообще, скорее всего это дети развлекаются... Ст не может быть живым и тем более дитём! Хотя... Может, код того столь странен? Севену не хотелось особо думать. Зевок, томный, сонный. Перед ним появилась панель. ✲ ••• ✲ Вот …
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𝟶𝟶𝟽𝚗𝟽 :) ━━━━━━━━━━━━ 「 Какой плохой мальчик. Атата по попе.」 ━━━━━━━━━━━━
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Showing the 12 most recent of 20 posts we hold for @user007_lmaooo. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked ≈ was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.
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Channels on the register that have forwarded this channel's posts into their own feed.
Built only from forwarded posts we have actually read, on both sides. Coverage is early and deliberately incomplete: a missing link means we have not read the post that would prove it, never that the relationship does not exist. Counts are distinct forwarded posts observed, so they only ever go up as we read more.
A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 18 September 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.
“[Ивент?👀] 007ɴ7 ʙʟᴏɢ!” (@user007_lmaooo), 29 subscribers as measured 18 September 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/user007_lmaooo.
Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.