Channel
@useless_kvn
On this record: Growth · Engagement · Reactions · Posts · Polls · Citations · Referenced elsewhere · Cite this entry
1,373subscribers
+1 since we began measuring on 6 August 2026
Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of 1,000–3,162.
| Telegram ID | -1001441315042 |
|---|---|
| Type | Channel |
| Username | @useless_kvn |
| Created | 24 December 2018 — measured — cross-checked against a third-party dataset (ext.tg_channel) |
| First recorded | 6 August 2026 |
| Last confirmed live | 12 August 2026 |
| Measurements held | 3 |
| Confirmed unchanged | 1 time, most recently 12 August 2026 |
| On Telegram | t.me/useless_kvn |
| Measured (UTC) | Subscribers | Change |
|---|---|---|
| 12 Aug 2026, 14:08 | 1,373 | +1 |
| 6 Aug 2026, 11:48 | 1,372 | no change |
| 6 Aug 2026, 10:01 | 1,372 | first reading |
20 posts held, back to 18 November 2025 — the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 1 pageof Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.
Nothing published in the last 30 days. ERR and ER are rolling 30-day measures, so there is nothing to compute — we hold 20 posts for this entry, the most recent from 15 June 2026. An engagement rate over an empty window would be a number about nothing.
696 reactions across 20 posts, in 4 distinct kinds. The most used accounts for 33.2% of them.
| Reaction | Count | Share | Share, drawn |
|---|---|---|---|
| custom 5190588236300296545 | 231 | 33.2% | |
| custom 5197457624173389781 | 205 | 29.5% | |
| custom 5453904585204704787 | 167 | 24.0% | |
| custom 5201857350016708252 | 93 | 13.4% |
Custom emoji. Every row above is a Telegram custom emoji, which the public preview renders as an element carrying only a numeric id — no character, and no image we can reach. The id is printed as-is rather than substituted with a look-alike glyph, because a stand-in would be our invention showing where a measurement should be. The counts beside them areTelegram’s.
No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.
Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.
Coverage. Reactions were read on 20 of the 20 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 696reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.
Measured over the 20 most recent posts we hold, published 18 November 2025 to 15 June 2026, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.
Сборная Кот-д'-Ивуара — первая команда на этом чемпионате мира по футболу, победившая соперника из страны, где обитает больше видов птиц. Все предыдущие матчи заканчивались либо ничьей, либо победой сборной страны с бОльшим разнообразием пернатых.
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Черновик: разобраться, как выделять текст красным, и придумать свой прикол про "Черновик:"
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Создали резервную площадку, чтобы продолжать оставаться на связи на случай полной блокировки Telegram в России Мы в WhatsApp
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https://youtu.be/TmQ2IjsWq34?si=PpWaTMJNGqVrthZF Описание этого видео - пожалуй, ещё более ценный исторический артефакт, чем само видео, обязательно почитайте
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Продолжаем искать для вас эксклюзивный контент
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Также напоминаем, что вновь разблокировать реакции Щ, Ъ и У́ можно по этой ссылке: https://t.me/useless_kvn?boost
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Давно у нас не было постов из рубрики #НамПишут, но за последние дни в несуществующую редакцию канала поступили сразу два интересных вопроса, ответами на которые мы спешим с вами поделиться. ❓Глеб Ушаков спросил в @useless_kvn_chat: «Бывало ли раньше такое, что сразу две команды попадали в Вышку (неважно, дебютом, или в очередной сезон) с изменённой пропиской? В этот раз СПИКЛ теперь представляет Мытищи, а Эрроры М…
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Как мы знаем, Негоден наконец смогли разрушить "питерское проклятие": до них в разные годы целых 11 команд из Санкт-Петербурга безуспешно пытались завоевать золотые медали Высшей лиги. Сборная Санкт-Петербурга забрала серебро 2002, Факультет журналистики - в 2012, Поэтессы - в 2022, но всем им чего-то не хватало для чемпионства - то ли очков, то ли любви к аниме, то ли Стасяна... Так или иначе, звание самого "прокля…
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Московские вузы продолжают упорную борьбу за первенство в Высшей лиге. Впервые в истории сразу три команды сезона будут представлять один институт. Более того, таких институтов будет сразу два! Честь РУДН будут защищать Лонг-Айленд, Кыргызы и, собственно Сборная РУДН, а от Университета Синергия в этом году в Вышку попали Это они, Оборович и Дэдди Мерфи. Напомним, что в прошлом году Это они и Оборович установили (пок…
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Итак, как стало известно, теперь таких случаев стало 4. Компанию великим чемпионам прошлого (и Обычным людям) составили Негоден. Таким образом, первый питерский чемпион может стать первым питерским двойным чемпионом (а может и не стать). Но подвиг действующих чемпионов хоть и почётен, но не уникален. А уникально другое - впервые за всю историю Высшей лиги в следующий сезон попали ВСЕ участники финала предыдущего. Ча…
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Простите, что оставили вас без поста с итогами года - у администрации канала технические трудности
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Почти что два года назад в «Бесполезной статистике» писали, что, судя по всему, случай Валеры Гуляева является уникальным, ведь он аж четыре раза (!) вылетал на этапе 1/8 в Высшей лиге. Но если уж совсем в дебри есть, существует человек с еще более невероятным достижением – небезызвестный Дмитрий Шпеньков. Он тоже четыре раза вылетел в Высшей лиге на этапе 1/8, однако все четыре раза его добрали. С 2006 по 2008 он …
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Showing the 12 most recent of 20 posts we hold for @useless_kvn. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked ≈ was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.
The 3 polls we hold for this entry, as Telegram rendered them when we read the post. A poll’s figures keep moving after that, so each one is dated.
С каким сортом пива Балтика вы бы сравнили команду Леон Киллер?
Shares as published. No per-option vote count is published by Telegram, so none is shown.
С каким сортом пива Балтика вы бы сравнили команду Это они?
Shares as published. No per-option vote count is published by Telegram, so none is shown.
С каким сортом пива Балтика вы бы сравнили команду Негоден?
Shares as published. No per-option vote count is published by Telegram, so none is shown.
Percentages only — there are no per-option vote counts here, because Telegram publishes none.The public post preview gives each option’s share and a single voter total, and nothing else. Multiplying one by the other would produce a per-option tally that looks measured and is not: the shares are rounded to whole numbers before we ever see them. We print what was published and leave the column that does not exist empty.
The shares need not add up to 100.Rounding alone puts many polls at 99 or 101. A poll that allows more than one answer per voter runs well past 100 by design, and several here do. The bars are drawn against a fixed 100% track at each option’s own percentage rather than normalised to the total, so a poll that exceeds it shows that it does instead of being quietly rescaled.
Read from the 20 most recent posts we hold, published 18 November 2025 to 15 June 2026. Telegram labels each poll by kind — an anonymous poll, a quiz, a closed set of final results — and that label is reproduced rather than paraphrased.
Citation-graph rank — 586,771 of 1,345,403entries in the measured graph. A weighted position computed from the forward and mention edges below — republished posts weigh more than named mentions — and recomputed periodically, over the whole graph. Published only as this ordinal position, never as a score: a position is a fact, and a score printed beside one channel’s name would read as a verdict this register does not make. The two counts beneath stay separate for the same reason mentions are never summed with forwards anywhere else on this page — a named-by count costs nothing to manufacture. The top 100 by this measure, or how it is computed.
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Built only from forwarded posts we have actually read, on both sides. Coverage is early and deliberately incomplete: a missing link means we have not read the post that would prove it, never that the relationship does not exist. Counts are distinct forwarded posts observed, so they only ever go up as we read more.
This handle named by sources this register does not control and did not measure — each shown exactly as found, attributed by name, dated to when it was read.
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One Wikipedia article names this handle in its article text, found by searching for a t.me link inside the article source. A citation is a notability signal, not a verification: nobody here confirmed the cited post is genuine or still says what the article quotes. Article text is CC BY-SA 4.0, Wikipedia contributors; snippets below are short excerpts.
A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 12 August 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.
“Бесполезная КВН-статистика” (@useless_kvn), 1,373 subscribers as measured 12 August 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/useless_kvn.
Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.