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Channel
小小课堂
@upmbv
On this record: Growth · Engagement · What this channel posts · Posts · Citations · Cite this entry
62subscribers
+47 since we began measuring on 27 August 2026
Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of Under 1,000.
Register entry
| Telegram ID | -1004345848744 |
|---|---|
| Type | Channel |
| Username | @upmbv |
| Created | 30 June 2026 — measured — dated from the channel’s first post |
| First recorded | 27 August 2026 |
| Last confirmed live | 27 August 2026 |
| Measurements held | 2 |
| Confirmed unchanged | 1 time, most recently 27 August 2026 |
| On Telegram | t.me/upmbv |
Growth
| Measured (UTC) | Subscribers | Change |
|---|---|---|
| 27 Aug 2026, 22:24 | 62 | +47 |
| 27 Aug 2026, 14:00 | 15 | first reading |
Engagement
14 posts held, back to 30 June 2026 — the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 1 page of Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.
- ERR · 30 days
- 54.4%
- avg views ÷ 62 subscribers
- Avg views / post
- 33.8
- 4 posts measured
- Reaction rate
- —
- this channel exposes no reaction counts
- Posts in window
- 6
- of 14 held
ERR is average views per post over the last 30 days divided by subscribers, the definition TGStat uses, so this figure is comparable with the one you will see elsewhere. It falls structurally as a channel grows: a high ERR on a small channel and a low one on a large channel describe reach mathematics, not quality. We publish the figure and the sample it came from and pass no verdict on it.
ER is defined industry-wide as (forwards + reactions + comments) ÷ views — note the denominator is views, not subscribers. Telegram’s public web preview carries views and reactions but not forward or comment counts, so the reaction rate above is the reactions term only and is therefore a floor: the true ER for this channel is higher by an amount we have not measured and will not estimate.
| Window | Rolling 30 days · latest post in window 27 August 2026 |
|---|---|
| Posts held | 14 (30 June 2026 – 27 August 2026) |
| Views total | 135 |
| Reactions total | — |
| Forwards / comments | not exposed by the public surface — not measured, not estimated |
| Readings taken | 27 Aug 2026, 14:00 UTC |
Views are a single reading per post, taken at the time above. A post published in the last day or two is still accumulating views, which pulls the 30-day average down slightly. That is a property of the standard definition rather than a fault in it, so we keep the definition rather than “correcting” the number into something nobody can reproduce.
Precision. Telegram publishes view counts on its public widget in short form — 8.12K, 3.7M — so any reading at or above 1,000 reaches us rounded to three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. Averages and rates derived from them are shown to the same precision rather than to the unit: a figure like 3,701,250 would assert digits nobody measured.
Reaction counts are published per emoji and rounded the same way, so a total below 1,000 is exact and a larger one is a sum that may carry a rounded component from each emoji above 1,000. Because it is a sum, it does not look rounded — read a large reaction total as three significant figures per contributing emoji rather than as the figure it prints.
What this channel posts
- Video runtime
- 22s
- Average length
- 7s
Measured directly from 3 videos with a duration reading, out of the posts we hold for this channel — not this channel’s whole posting history, only the sample this register has actually read. An exact reading to the second, taken from the post itself rather than from Telegram’s own rounded chrome, so it carries no ≈ mark.
Recent posts
🎰 上海市民网 普陀 小小 优惠福利 @xbdooo 📮 参与条件 🪪 必须设置用户名 🎫 加入-上海市民网 └ 🔑 发送口令﹝欢迎小小入驻上海市民网﹞ 🎫 加入-小小课堂 🎫 加入-TG中文导航搜索 🎁 奖品名单 💰️ P PP五折卷 × 1 📜 抽奖说明 1、无上课意向的兄弟,请勿抽奖。 2、中奖24小时内联系老师兑换,逾期作废。(按鸽子处理) 3、3天内需按时上课、提交作业。如有特殊情况,提前报备。 4、凡无故缺席、未提交作业,未报备、将取消后续资格。 5、优惠券禁止私下转让或买卖(工兵卷要写报告,报告不能重复发几个群) 6、中奖联系:@Zi_603 📆 开奖时间 • 北京时间 2026-08-29 12:40
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小小课堂 pinned Deleted message
普陀开课啦
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上海狼友互动区报告模板: https://t.me/SHJVH099 【综合评价】:#好评 【验证留名】:老佛爷付过了 【验证时间】:3月9日 【妹子花名】:小小 【联系方式】:@xbdooo 【所在位置】:长宁 【修车水费】:工兵 【身高身材】:1.6 【颜值相似】:人照相似,视频去掉磨皮 【凶器罩杯】:b 【个人卫生】:房间干净,空调给足 【时间管理】:服务做足 【优点评价】:服务态度好。善聊,体感反馈好 【缺点评价】没啥缺点 【体验过程】:有空相约,遥控进门,小小一只,看到真人还不错 。非常白净,主动照顾进空调房脱衣递水。付好水费脱衣洗澡。ls皮肤很好,黄白皮非常健康光滑,胸不大小乳头一摸就尖了。到床上后很害羞也很主动。毒龙,口活很不错,上下其手,一边口一聊。就这样口了挺长时间,流程结束接着开始干活,女上起手开始摇因为怕节奏不受控,传教侧入趴着各种动作试一遍,妹子很配合,一边蛇一边凿最终发射。妹子太嫩不能扛太久但是会主动配…
奶茶妹报告模版:https://t.me/+VXhIbgbL0k9mYjc1 【茶妹艺名】:#小小 【联系方式】:@xbdooo 【所在位置】:#长宁 【上课茶费】:工兵 【人照几成】:8.5 【服务态度】:9.5 【体验评价】:很好 【验证留名】:小小小可爱 【服务过程】: 进门看见老师和频道里的视频差不多,就留下来了,因为能感受到扑面的热情。 脱衣,老师帮洗澡,洗的蛮仔细。重点是床上的服务,绝佳。AB面舔的真仔细,先是背面,从背到腿,舌头在皮肤上打转。撅起来独龙,真-独龙,舌头周围打转,然后顶一下,如此往复。发现我屁眼和蛋蛋处很敏感,就反复舔舐。真好,有祥有略,不拘泥于程序。翻过来,亲耳朵,舔A面,口。口的也好,时间长,态度认真,舌头灵活,很享受。 被舔的梆硬,立刻带雨伞进入。正面侧面背面,女上都尝试了,很舒服。最终正常体位出水。做的过程中老师好多骚话,说的我都不好意思。 全程不事不催,态度很好,服务很好。 【温馨提醒】:报…
🍌蕉点神评🍌 🍌上海蕉点 · 蕉个朋友🍌 💃艺名: 小小(点击查看) ✈️老师:@xbdooo 👩🦰颜值分:8 👙身材分:9 🛀🏻服务分:10 💗态度分:10 🖋课后作业: 因为回去正好顺路,所以拿了工兵准备去探探。路上刷着手机里的照片,心里嘀咕了一句:emmm,AI味儿确实有点重,但身为工兵,犹豫归犹豫,人还是老老实实出发了。 根据导航来到工作室,略暗,第一眼的感觉和频道里的视频8分像,去掉美白和磨皮,身材丰腴。聊了会后进入主题,双双褪去衣衫后共浴,还享受了szx,一番洗漱过后来到了主战场。 躺下后开始享受ab面服务,只能说不愧是专门拜师学习过的,赞。口的我快忍不住时,带上雨伞,女上进入,她扭动腰肢开始缓缓动了起来,前面的服务太好,导致没多久就交枪了。 中间休息的时候也不无聊,和ls聊着各种八卦,时间不知不觉就过去了,遂和ls拥吻在一起,然后在她灵活的小手一抚摸,小兄弟就开始挺立。随后带上雨伞开始二番战,虽不算溃败,但…
🍌蕉点神评🍌 🍌上海蕉点 · 蕉个朋友🍌 💃艺名: 小小(点击查看) ✈️老师:@xbdooo 👩🦰颜值分:9 👙身材分:9 🛀🏻服务分:9 💗态度分:10 🖋课后作业: 今天经历有点意思,约课某老师PP,因自身原因时间不够,改P,聊天过程介绍了小小老师。老师人照一致,去掉美颜8.5成像。过程意外的惊喜,老师主动热情,AB面,柔软的舌头在身上各处游走,游到敏感处男的也会发出呻吟声,dl有,但我没要,口的也很有感觉,老师像是在吃一根可口的棒棒糖,很投入。聊天中你把老师聊开心了,基本要求都能得到满足。现在要说今天最惊喜的一点,爱爱的触感无敌,被大面积颗粒感包裹,是一种陷进去的紧又很有肉感,感觉要被吸进去了。第二次我应该可以做到力竭,但这触感加上老师让我加速,把老师水捅出来了,一个机灵就卸了,兴奋过头了。遗憾中和老师约定下次再来。狠不错的一次出击。 —————————————— ⏰提蕉时间:2026-03-04 🙍♂️最帅男
艺名:小小 长宁区 年龄:00年 身高:162cm 胸围:36C 体重:48kg 💗服务:舌吻,六九 口交 🐻推 毒龙 漫游 情趣 丝袜 Ⅰ 满足爱好 Ⅰ 不机车 Ⅰ Ⅰ 真人真照 Ⅰ 见人必喜 Ⅰ 💰课费:700p(45分钟) 1300pp(70分钟) ✌️夜课:3000 晚11点-早9点 不议价 🚪上门:两次可上门,(外出需付200定金,另外+100车费) ✉️私聊:@xbdooo 🥰频道 https://t.me/WindWhisper_03 🈲拒绝:无套 嗑药 醉酒 桩机 大JJ 暴力 谢谢配合,安全起见,请准备好现金💰 不拍小视频哦~
Showing the 12 most recent of 14 posts we hold for @upmbv. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked ≈ was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.
Mentions
Named by 3 registered channels — every channel on the register whose own posts have named this one, by its current username or any other username it currently holds, merged from two separately captured readings of the same fact so a namer caught by only one of them is not missed and a namer both caught is not counted twice. A username this channel has since dropped is not matched — that handle may belong to someone else now, and crediting today’s namer to yesterday’s owner would misattribute it.
Named by
Channels on the register whose posts name this channel's handle.
Names
Channels on the register whose handles appear in this channel's posts.
@shjiaodian · 51,6082 posts阿瓦隆通知站
@AvalonNote · 1,6111 post上海修车社区【公开榜】
@hvsjubs1 · 21,7341 post上海市民网
@SH_0881 · 39,2241 post上海修车社区【轮播群】
@shanghai720 · 21,3361 post上海修车社区【报告区】
@shanghai722 · 6,5351 post上海修车社区【交流群】
@shanghai7520 · 31,9841 post上海狼友互动区(免费上榜)
@SHJVH099 · 16,1211 post上海萝莉岛榜单
@shlldb · 11,9061 post上海萝莉岛
@shlldq · 17,7661 post上海萝莉岛报告
@shlldv · 5,5301 post上海萝莉岛甄选
@shlldz · 6,3721 postTG中文导航搜索
@TGDHQ1 · 9,6651 post
A mention is a weaker signal than a forward and is counted separately for that reason — naming a channel is not republishing it, and a handle in a post body is easy to place deliberately. The post counts beside each row below are distinct posts in which the handle appeared, from posts we have read on both sides — the “Named by N registered channels” figure above is a different count, of distinct NAMING CHANNELS rather than posts, and is not the sum of the rows under it.
Cite this entry
A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 27 August 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.
“小小课堂” (@upmbv), 62 subscribers as measured 27 August 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/upmbv.
Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.