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@uncledogeofficial
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39subscribers
+1 since we began measuring on 7 August 2026
Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of Under 1,000.
| Telegram ID | -1001502604085 |
|---|---|
| Type | Channel |
| Username | @uncledogeofficial |
| Created | Between 1 August 2021 and 28 February 2023 — estimated from Telegram’s id allocation, not measured. How this range is calculated. |
| First recorded | 12 September 2026 |
| Last confirmed live | 5 October 2026 |
| Measurements held | 5 |
| Confirmed unchanged | 1 time, most recently 5 October 2026 |
| On Telegram | t.me/uncledogeofficial |
Crypto & trading — a classification, not a measurement. An on-box language model (Qwen3.6-35B-A3B-FP8, prompt version 1) read this channel’s own recent posts on 30 September 2026 and assigned it the closest of 31 fixed categories, at 100% confidence. This is a model’s judgement about what the channel is likely to be about, not a fact this register measured the way a subscriber count or a view count is measured — it can be revised on a later pass, and it carries no weight anywhere else on this page. How this classification works, and why it has no browse page of its own yet.
| Measured (UTC) | Subscribers | Change |
|---|---|---|
| 5 Oct 2026, 19:56 | 39 | +1 |
| 12 Sept 2026, 03:22 | 38 | no change |
| 23 Aug 2026, 16:37 | 38 | -1 |
| 15 Aug 2026, 20:57 | 39 | +1 |
| 7 Aug 2026, 01:24 | 38 | first reading |
20 posts held, back to 6 September 2026 — the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 1 page of Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.
Nothing published in the last 30 days. ERR and ER are rolling 30-day measures, so there is nothing to compute — we hold 20 posts for this entry, the most recent from 11 September 2026. An engagement rate over an empty window would be a number about nothing.
🔥 BTC wicks to $80K on CPI, $732M fed to the grinder Bitcoin spiked to $79,837 Friday the second BLS printed August CPI in line with forecasts — and the whole crypto market still paid $732 million in liquidations for the privilege. Shorts ate $424M of that. By 12:07 p.m. EST BTC was back at $77,800, up 1% on the day, market cap near $1.57 trillion. The price barely moved and half the book got deleted. That's not a m…
🔥 $250M shorts got fucking annihilated in an hour – BTC & ETH rip on CPI, bears rekt CPI drops, and BTC instantly pulls the 'fakeout' card – rips to $79k like a kid who just got his candy. ETH? Up 8% to $2,660. Result: over $250M in shorts turned to dust in one hour. Classic move – shake the weak, then blast off. If you were short, you got exactly what you deserved. ▪️ Act 1: CPI matches forecasts – and BTC dumps t…
📉 Morning digest: BTC slips, 牛来 pumps, Liquid's 'white-hat' gives back 3,400 BTC – but your money's still frozen BTC -1.63% at $77,112, ETH -0.78% at $2,459 – red board, no panic yet. The big flex: Liquid's 'white-hat' scooped ~4,000 BTC and returned 3,400 before the network even resumed block production. Generous, right? ▪️ Gainers: 牛来 +46% ($77M volume), RAY +20.1%, MARSCOIN +8.7%, ETHFI +8.7%, UNI +1.3% – Chines…
ZEC just mooned 150% — and the bears are already sharpening their fucking knives 🐻 Zcash punched through $1,200 for the first time since 2016 — yeah, because Grayscale waved their shiny new ETF in front of the herd and of course the FOMO kicked in. But here’s the kicker: the exact same shit that wrecked ZEC by 64% back in May just popped up again. The party’s about to get a visit from the cops, and you know who’s go…
💀 Liquid Network back after 4,000 BTC exploit — hacker keeps 600 BTC as 'bounty' Liquid sidechain just woke up after some 'white-hat' hacker yanked 4,000 BTC (~$320M) from its federation wallet. He gave back 3,400 BTC but still pockets 600 BTC and now wants a 10% bounty on top. Blockstream CEO Adam Back says 'don't panic sell' and promises L-BTC peg is covered 1:1 — but transactions are still frozen, you know the dr…
💸 Nasdaq just dropped $100M on Kraken — and now hamsters are promised tokenized stocks with 'voting rights' Nasdaq pumped $100 million into Payward (Kraken's parent) through its VC arm, valuing the shop at $21 billion. That's 1.5x what Deutsche Börse paid in April ($13.3B). The game: Kraken will hand you tokenized Nasdaq stocks with voting rights — not just 'catch the price,' actual votes at shareholder meetings. To…
Morning Meat: BTC Drips, LAPTOP Rugs, and Oil Says Fuck Your Bags BTC slid to $78,351 (-0.95%), ETH barely holding at $2,477 — the boring chop is just the background noise. The real shit you need to watch: IOST pumping 16.5% on $59M volume, and a 22-year-old Singaporean just copped to stealing $245M in crypto via home invasions and online scams. Also, some meme coin rug that started as a $1.6B joke ended as a 98% bu…
🐋 Jump's $150B Hyperliquid Run: 8% of Perps, $7M in Fees, Zero Fucks Jump Trading quietly racked up nearly $150 billion in volume on Hyperliquid since December — that's 8% of every perpetual future traded on the exchange. But don't kid yourself: they're not here to gamble on HYPE pumps with you. This is an institutional arb operation, and they're using Hyperliquid as one leg of a multi-venue hedge machine. You're ju…
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LAPTOP Token Goes from $1.6B to Zilch in an Hour – Guess Who Cashed Out Before You Even Knew? Hunter Biden's LAPTOP memecoin launched on Base, pumped to a $1.6 billion market cap, then nuked to under $4 within an hour — a 98% wipeout from the $190 top. Turns out the tokens were handed to market makers a full week before you plebs got a crack. Classic insider candy: retail eats the dump, insiders laugh all the way to…
Whale YOLOs 16,976 SOL into STONK at the dip – token moons hours later (surprise, surprise) Some whale just yanked 16,976 SOL off Binance, threw it at STONK when it was down 33% at $0.19, and — oh, what a coincidence — the token instantly rips to a fresh ATH of $0.2234. Paper gain: ~$295k in a day. Yeah, either he read the buyback loop like a book, or he's the luckiest degenerate alive. Spoiler: he knew exactly what…
☕ Morning market digest: BTC ain't moving, alts are bleeding, whales are grinning BTC did fuck-all at $79,359 (+0.75%), ETH scraped to $2,510 (+1.25%) — a sideways snoozefest that'd make a sloth yawn. But don't get too comfy: the real show is in the altcoin slaughterhouse, and whales are sitting on $9B in paper profits, ready to dump. ▪️ SOPH got absolutely wrecked -51.2% on $61M volume — someone pulled the rug or …
Showing the 12 most recent of 20 posts we hold for @uncledogeofficial. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked ≈ was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.
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“Uncle Doge” (@uncledogeofficial), 39 subscribers as measured 5 October 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/uncledogeofficial.
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