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uncle caligari's cabin (the casting of burroughs's bullets)

@unclecaligariscabin

On this record: Topic · Growth · Engagement · What this channel posts · Reactions · Posts · Cite this entry

290subscribers

+6 since we began measuring on 7 August 2026

Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of Under 1,000.

Register entry

Telegram ID-1001646845651
TypeChannel
Username@unclecaligariscabin
Created11 March 2022 — measured — cross-checked against a third-party dataset (ext.tg_channel)
First recorded8 August 2026
Last confirmed live10 October 2026
Measurements held8
Confirmed unchanged1 time, most recently 10 October 2026
On Telegramt.me/unclecaligariscabin

Topic

Other / unclassifiable — a classification, not a measurement. An on-box language model (Qwen3.6-35B-A3B-FP8, prompt version 1) read this channel’s own recent posts on 23 September 2026 and assigned it the closest of 31 fixed categories, at 64% confidence. This is a model’s judgement about what the channel is likely to be about, not a fact this register measured the way a subscriber count or a view count is measured — it can be revised on a later pass, and it carries no weight anywhere else on this page. How this classification works, and why it has no browse page of its own yet.

Growth

284293288.57 August 2026 — 284 subscribers8 August 2026 — 284 subscribers15 August 2026 — 287 subscribers23 August 2026 — 290 subscribers30 August 2026 — 293 subscribers9 September 2026 — 292 subscribers29 September 2026 — 291 subscribers10 October 2026 — 290 subscribers2907 August 202610 October 2026
8 measurements spanning 64 days, net +6. Dots are measurements; the straight line between them is drawn to join them, not to claim we know the path taken in between — snapshots are recorded only when a count changes, so gaps mean “no change observed”, never “interpolated”. The vertical axis spans 283–294 and does not start at zero.
Measurement log — every subscribers count we have recorded
Measured (UTC)SubscribersChange
10 Oct 2026, 15:17290-1
29 Sept 2026, 23:19291-1
9 Sept 2026, 01:55292-1
30 Aug 2026, 04:04293+3
23 Aug 2026, 22:58290+3
15 Aug 2026, 15:04287+3
8 Aug 2026, 08:30284no change
7 Aug 2026, 12:20284first reading

Engagement

15 posts held, back to 19 June 2026 — the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 1 page of Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.

Nothing published in the last 30 days. ERR and ER are rolling 30-day measures, so there is nothing to compute — we hold 15 posts for this entry, the most recent from 4 August 2026. An engagement rate over an empty window would be a number about nothing.

What this channel posts

Video runtime
1m 58s
Average length
59s

Measured directly from 2 videos with a duration reading, out of the posts we hold for this channel — not this channel’s whole posting history, only the sample this register has actually read. An exact reading to the second, taken from the post itself rather than from Telegram’s own rounded chrome, so it carries no ≈ mark.

Reaction mix

137 reactions across 15 posts, in 8 distinct kinds. The most used accounts for 26.3% of them.

Every reaction kind recorded on the sample, most used first
ReactionCountShareShare, drawn
❤‍🔥3626.3%
🌚3223.4%
💋2417.5%
🐳1510.9%
custom 5379997539594425925139.49%
custom 5409280278726204594118.03%
😁53.65%
🫡10.73%

Custom emoji. 2 of the rows above are Telegram custom emoji, which the public preview renders as an element carrying only a numeric id — no character, and no image we can reach. The id is printed as-is rather than substituted with a look-alike glyph, because a stand-in would be our invention showing where a measurement should be. The counts beside them are Telegram’s.

No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.

Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.

Coverage. Reactions were read on 15 of the 15 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 137 reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.

Measured over the 15 most recent posts we hold, published 19 June 2026 to 4 August 2026, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.

Recent posts

4 Aug 2026, 20:36 UTC89 views11 reactionsread 8 August 2026
File

напоминание самая гениальная поп-исполнительница это девятиюродная праправнучатая племянница Малера

🌚4🐳4❤‍🔥3

2 Aug 2026, 14:09 UTC128 views3 reactionsread 8 August 2026
Video message

Video message, posted without a caption

❤‍🔥2💋1

2 Aug 2026, 14:09 UTC122 views4 reactionsread 8 August 2026

Интересно, это авангард, фольклор, Горлинский-Стравинский или всё-таки Раннев?

🌚3❤‍🔥1

15 Jul 2026, 10:06 UTC261 views5 reactionsread 8 August 2026

Друзья а что с ценами на Королеву фей 20.09? Почему за три года они выросли до уровня Тео Ку? Или Елене Гвритишвили у нас теперь приглашенная зарубежная звезда?

🌚5

14 Jul 2026, 08:44 UTC268 views21 reactionsread 8 August 2026
Photo

Бусинки! У меня сегодня день рождения. Если вы ВДРУГ хотите меня поздравить и наговорить приятностей, то это можно сделать в личных сообщениях. Ещё можно проспонсировать мои походы в театр (5469380093315538) или подарить какую-нибудь книжку из списка. Всех люблю!💋🇫🇷

💋12❤‍🔥4🐳2🫡1custom 53799975395944259251custom 54092802787262045941

11 Jul 2026, 15:41 UTC257 views5 reactionsread 8 August 2026

https://vkvideo.ru/video/playlist/509340969_1 Выгрузила «Синюю птицу» Юхананова, главное не запутаться, в каком порядке смотреть

❤‍🔥5

29 Jun 2026, 21:22 UTC381 views14 reactionsread 8 August 2026
Video

Вселенная подкинула компенсацию за неудачные концерты и вот я на Чайке Бутусова. Слов цензурных не подобрать как сильно не хватало такого театра💔 Плюс еще у меня аура такая, что попадаю только на те показы, на которые приходит Черняков

❤‍🔥14

28 Jun 2026, 16:24 UTC307 views15 reactionsread 8 August 2026
Photo

Надо было автору субтитров к сегодняшней 9 симфонии Бетховена перевести выкрики "Freude!" как "ГОЙДА!", чтоб уж точно в рифму было

🌚8❤‍🔥7

26 Jun 2026, 14:23 UTC291 views2 reactionsread 8 August 2026

Название вокального ансамбля старинной музыки Грэнделявуа, это, оказывается, не случайный набор французских букв, а отсылка к эссе 'Зерно голоса' Ролана Барта. Там он пишет, что его бесит описательная музыкальная критика и предлагает сделать так, чтоб музыкальная критика критиковала не музыку, а некое 'зерно голоса'. Что это такое, Барт объяснить не может, вернее может, но либо описательно либо апофатически. И собств…

custom 53799975395944259252

24 Jun 2026, 14:07 UTC295 views19 reactionsread 8 August 2026

У теперь меня есть диплом МГИМО? Впервые за много лет ничем не занята и нигде не учусь. Что делать в таких ситуациях?

custom 540928027872620459410🐳9

24 Jun 2026, 11:58 UTC321 views11 reactionsread 8 August 2026

Препод в коридоре рассказывает, как его не пустили в зинзивер Саша *шёпотом*: я думала это такая страна...

💋11

Showing the 12 most recent of 15 posts we hold for @unclecaligariscabin. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked ≈ was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.

Cite this entry

A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 10 October 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.

“uncle caligari's cabin (the casting of burroughs's bullets)” (@unclecaligariscabin), 290 subscribers as measured 10 October 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/unclecaligariscabin.

Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.