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Так Себе Анекдоты

@umoresc

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511subscribers

-6 since we began measuring on 7 August 2026

Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of Under 1,000.

Register entry

Telegram ID-1002099373830
TypeChannel
Username@umoresc
CreatedBetween 1 November 2023 and 31 May 2024— estimated from Telegram’s id allocation, not measured. How this range is calculated.
First recorded8 August 2026
Last confirmed live22 August 2026
Measurements held4
Confirmed unchanged1 time, most recently 22 August 2026
On Telegramt.me/umoresc

Growth

5115175147 August 2026 — 517 subscribers8 August 2026 — 517 subscribers15 August 2026 — 513 subscribers22 August 2026 — 511 subscribers7 August 202622 August 2026
4 measurements spanning 15 days, net -6. Dots are measurements; the straight line between them is drawn to join them, not to claim we know the path taken in between — snapshots are recorded only when a count changes, so gaps mean “no change observed”, never “interpolated”. The vertical axis spans 510–518 and does not start at zero.
Measurement log — every subscribers count we have recorded
Measured (UTC)SubscribersChange
22 Aug 2026, 12:25511-2
15 Aug 2026, 18:08513-4
8 Aug 2026, 04:03517no change
7 Aug 2026, 17:40517first reading

Engagement

20 posts held, back to 22 June 2026the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 1 pageof Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.

ERR · 30 days
34.5%
avg views ÷ 511 subscribers
Avg views / post
176
5 posts measured
Reaction rate
1.69%
reactions ÷ views · ER floor
Posts in window
5
of 20 held

ERR is average views per post over the last 30 days divided by subscribers, the definition TGStat uses, so this figure is comparable with the one you will see elsewhere. It falls structurally as a channel grows: a high ERR on a small channel and a low one on a large channel describe reach mathematics, not quality. We publish the figure and the sample it came from and pass no verdict on it.

ER is defined industry-wide as (forwards + reactions + comments) ÷ views— note the denominator is views, not subscribers. Telegram’s public web preview carries views and reactions but not forward or comment counts, so the reaction rate above is the reactions term only and is therefore a floor: the true ER for this channel is higher by an amount we have not measured and will not estimate. It is computed over the 3 of 5 measured posts that carry a reaction reading, and over those same posts' views.

What these figures were computed from
WindowRolling 30 days · latest post in window 5 August 2026
Posts held20 (22 June 20265 August 2026)
Views total881
Reactions total10
Forwards / commentsnot exposed by the public surface — not measured, not estimated
Readings taken8 Aug 2026, 04:03 UTC

Views are a single reading per post, taken at the time above. A post published in the last day or two is still accumulating views, which pulls the 30-day average down slightly. That is a property of the standard definition rather than a fault in it, so we keep the definition rather than “correcting” the number into something nobody can reproduce.

Precision. Telegram publishes view counts on its public widget in short form — 8.12K, 3.7M — so any reading at or above 1,000 reaches us rounded to three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. Averages and rates derived from them are shown to the same precision rather than to the unit: a figure like 3,701,250 would assert digits nobody measured.

Reaction counts are published per emoji and rounded the same way, so a total below 1,000 is exact and a larger one is a sum that may carry a rounded component from each emoji above 1,000. Because it is a sum, it does not look rounded — read a large reaction total as three significant figures per contributing emoji rather than as the figure it prints.

Reaction mix

67 reactions across 16 posts, in 4 distinct kinds. The most used accounts for 53.7% of them.

Every reaction kind recorded on the sample, most used first
ReactionCountShareShare, drawn
👍3653.7%
😁2131.3%
🥱710.4%
👎34.48%

No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.

Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.

Coverage. Reactions were read on 16 of the 20 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 67reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.

Measured over the 20 most recent posts we hold, published 22 June 2026 to 5 August 2026, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.

Recent posts

5 Aug 2026, 07:55 UTC86 viewsread 8 August 2026

Мужик догоняет маленькую девочку и говорит: – Девочка, а девочка, скажи, что светит, но не греет? А я тебе конфетку дам. – 8 лет строгого режима

31 Jul 2026, 11:48 UTC167 views6 reactionsread 8 August 2026

Соревнование по плаванию среди инвалидов: кто без руки, кто без ноги, а на последней дорожке — одна голова. Дали старт. Все поплыли, а голова пошла ко дну. Вытащили её, откачали. Голова открыла глаза и говорит: — Я пять лет учился ушами грести, а мне эти суки перед самым стартом резиновую шапочку натянули.

😁6

30 Jul 2026, 09:31 UTC193 views3 reactionsread 8 August 2026

Червячок подползает к маме и спрашивает: где батя? Она ему отвечает: батя с мужиками на рыбалку поехал

😁3

29 Jul 2026, 00:37 UTC202 viewsread 8 August 2026

Сын, 3 года, впервые попал в баню с отцом: - Папа,какая у тебя писька большая! - Твои бы слова да маме в рот!

27 Jul 2026, 06:39 UTC233 views1 reactionsread 8 August 2026

В семье охранников на ночь читают кроссворд

😁1

20 Jul 2026, 19:45 UTC355 views7 reactionsread 8 August 2026

Русские археологи откопали яйцо динозавра, если они будут копать дальше, то вероятно смогут выкопать и всего динозавра целиком.

👍7

18 Jul 2026, 16:10 UTC346 views3 reactionsread 8 August 2026

Дети играли во дворе в войнушку водяными пистолетами; но вдруг пошёл дождь и всех убил.

👍3

14 Jul 2026, 19:56 UTC410 viewsread 8 August 2026

Чебурашка звонит Гене: — Гена, нам посылка пришла. В ней десять апельсинов. Восемь тебе и восемь мне. — Послушай, Чебурашка, восемь и восемь — это ж вроде не десять будет? — Ничего не знаю, свои восемь я уже съел.

11 Jul 2026, 13:03 UTC437 views4 reactionsread 8 August 2026

В Древней Греции жил прекрасный юноша – Нарцисс. Он был настолько великолепен, что в него влюбилась самая красивая из нимф. Целыми днями девушка говорила о своих чувствах, но юноша ничего не слышал, любуясь собственным отражением. И тогда Нимфа обиделась и пожаловалась знакомому. Как-то раз Нарцисс стоял, наклонившись, над ручьем, и наслаждался своей красотой. И тут появился кентавр… С тех пор цветок нарцисса никогда

😁4

7 Jul 2026, 13:13 UTC393 views2 reactionsread 8 August 2026

Диалог отца и сына. — Пап, а что такое каверзный вопрос? — Ну сынок... Вот тебе нравятся сочные негры? — Нет, я не гей. — Получается ты не гей, ты расист.

👍2

4 Jul 2026, 14:25 UTC407 views2 reactionsread 8 August 2026

Cидят три психа, наскребли на два литра пива, отправили одного покупать. Подходит псих к пивному ларьку, протягивает деньги: "Два литра пива пожалуйста". Продавец смотрит на него: "А куда вам наливать?". Тот снимает шляпу, протягивает продавцу. Ну продавец наливает в шляпу, но вмещается только полтора литра. Продавец: "А куда еще пол литра?" Псих подумал, шляпу перевернул: "Вот сюда в выемку". Ну тот ему налил. Довол

😁2

3 Jul 2026, 16:33 UTC349 viewsread 8 August 2026
Photo

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Showing the 12 most recent of 20 posts we hold for @umoresc. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.

Citation-graph rank

Citation-graph rank — 463,256 of 1,584,420entries in the measured graph. A weighted position computed from the forward and mention edges below — republished posts weigh more than named mentions — and recomputed periodically, over the whole graph. Published only as this ordinal position, never as a score: a position is a fact, and a score printed beside one channel’s name would read as a verdict this register does not make. The two counts beneath stay separate for the same reason mentions are never summed with forwards anywhere else on this page — a named-by count costs nothing to manufacture. The top 100 by this measure, or how it is computed.

Mentions

Named by 1 registered channel — every channel on the register whose own posts have named this one, by its current username or any other username it currently holds, merged from two separately captured readings of the same fact so a namer caught by only one of them is not missed and a namer both caught is not counted twice. A username this channel has since dropped is not matched — that handle may belong to someone else now, and crediting today’s namer to yesterday’s owner would misattribute it.

Named by

Channels on the register whose posts name this channel's handle.

A mention is a weaker signal than a forward and is counted separately for that reason — naming a channel is not republishing it, and a handle in a post body is easy to place deliberately. The post counts beside each row below are distinct posts in which the handle appeared, from posts we have read on both sides — the “Named by N registered channels” figure above is a different count, of distinct NAMING CHANNELS rather than posts, and is not the sum of the rows under it.

Cite this entry

A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 22 August 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.

“Так Себе Анекдоты” (@umoresc), 511 subscribers as measured 22 August 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/umoresc.

Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.