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Юмор Приколы Анекдоты

@umor_prikol_anekdot

On this record: Topic · Growth · Engagement · What this channel posts · Reactions · Posts · Citations · Cite this entry

2,190subscribers

-106 since we began measuring on 7 August 2026

Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of 1,000–3,162.

Register entry

Telegram ID-1002049910870
TypeChannel
Username@umor_prikol_anekdot
CreatedBetween 1 November 2023 and 31 May 2024 — estimated from Telegram’s id allocation, not measured. How this range is calculated.
First recorded7 August 2026
Last confirmed live19 September 2026
Measurements held15
Confirmed unchanged1 time, most recently 19 September 2026
On Telegramt.me/umor_prikol_anekdot

Topic

Memes & entertainment — a classification, not a measurement. An on-box language model (Qwen3.6-35B-A3B-FP8, prompt version 1) read this channel’s own recent posts on 16 September 2026 and assigned it the closest of 31 fixed categories, at 100% confidence. This is a model’s judgement about what the channel is likely to be about, not a fact this register measured the way a subscriber count or a view count is measured — it can be revised on a later pass, and it carries no weight anywhere else on this page. How this classification works, and why it has no browse page of its own yet.

Growth

2,1902,2962,2437 August 2026 — 2,296 subscribers7 August 2026 — 2,296 subscribers7 August 2026 — 2,295 subscribers10 August 2026 — 2,287 subscribers14 August 2026 — 2,279 subscribers17 August 2026 — 2,270 subscribers20 August 2026 — 2,262 subscribers24 August 2026 — 2,252 subscribers27 August 2026 — 2,243 subscribers29 August 2026 — 2,235 subscribers2 September 2026 — 2,229 subscribers7 September 2026 — 2,215 subscribers11 September 2026 — 2,210 subscribers14 September 2026 — 2,200 subscribers19 September 2026 — 2,190 subscribers7 August 202619 September 2026
15 measurements spanning 43 days, net -106. Dots are measurements; the straight line between them is drawn to join them, not to claim we know the path taken in between — snapshots are recorded only when a count changes, so gaps mean “no change observed”, never “interpolated”. The vertical axis spans 2,174–2,312 and does not start at zero.
Measurement log — every subscribers count we have recorded
Measured (UTC)SubscribersChange
19 Sept 2026, 07:562,190-10
14 Sept 2026, 20:392,200-10
11 Sept 2026, 15:412,210-5
7 Sept 2026, 00:572,215-14
2 Sept 2026, 00:532,229-6
29 Aug 2026, 23:332,235-8
27 Aug 2026, 08:562,243-9
24 Aug 2026, 12:582,252-10
20 Aug 2026, 11:522,262-8
17 Aug 2026, 11:032,270-9
14 Aug 2026, 03:062,279-8
10 Aug 2026, 21:312,287-8
7 Aug 2026, 17:102,295-1
7 Aug 2026, 14:462,296no change
7 Aug 2026, 14:372,296first reading

Engagement

20 posts held, back to 14 May 2026the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 1 page of Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.

Nothing published in the last 30 days. ERR and ER are rolling 30-day measures, so there is nothing to compute — we hold 20 posts for this entry, the most recent from 4 June 2026. An engagement rate over an empty window would be a number about nothing.

What this channel posts

Video runtime
1m 26s
Average length
22s

Measured directly from 4 videos with a duration reading, out of the posts we hold for this channel — not this channel’s whole posting history, only the sample this register has actually read. An exact reading to the second, taken from the post itself rather than from Telegram’s own rounded chrome, so it carries no mark.

Reaction mix

62 reactions across 19 posts, in 3 distinct kinds. The most used accounts for 88.7% of them.

Every reaction kind recorded on the sample, most used first
ReactionCountShareShare, drawn
🤣5588.7%
👏46.45%
👍34.84%

No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.

Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.

Coverage. Reactions were read on 19 of the 20 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 62 reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.

Measured over the 20 most recent posts we hold, published 14 May 2026 to 4 June 2026, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.

Recent posts

4 Jun 2026, 19:50 UTC610 views5 reactionsread 7 August 2026

— Ви заміжня? — Так, другий раз! — Діти є? — Шестеро! Двоє від першого чоловіка і двоє від другого чоловіка! — А ще двоє? — Ці особисто мої!

🤣5

4 Jun 2026, 15:49 UTC586 views9 reactionsread 7 August 2026

— Куди ми поїдемо на свята? — Якщо сусід віддасть гроші, то в Буковель. — А якщо не віддасть? — Тоді до сусіда!

🤣7👍2

4 Jun 2026, 11:49 UTC621 views3 reactionsread 7 August 2026

Чоловік укладає спати дружину, яка повернулася з корпоративу — Дмитрику, а що це над нами літає? — Спи давай, Люсю! Це муха літає! — А чому вона така біла? Озвірілий чоловік: — Ніч, блін, на подвір'ї! Вона вже нічну сорочку вдягла!

🤣3

3 Jun 2026, 18:47 UTC478 views3 reactionsread 7 August 2026

— Тату, а що означає вдало одружитися? — Це синку, засунути руку в мішок з ядовитими зміями і витягнути звідти вужа.

🤣3

3 Jun 2026, 18:43 UTC466 views4 reactionsread 7 August 2026

— Зроби бутерброд. — Так, звичайно. — А можна ще? — Ні. Це була демо-версія турботливої жінки. Ліцензію ви зможете придбати після реєстрації шлюбу.

🤣4

23 May 2026, 20:34 UTC723 views3 reactionsread 7 August 2026

— Як вам вдалося дожити до 100 років? — Щороку я влаштовую своєму організму алкогольну шокову терапію. — І скільки ви тоді випиваєте? — Цього дня я не п'ю.

🤣2👏1

23 May 2026, 18:33 UTC684 views3 reactionsread 7 August 2026

Приходить якось чоловік до лікаря і скаржиться: — Лікарю, у мене серце болить. Лікар: — У мене теж. — І печінка болить. — У мене теж. — І голова теж болить. — У мене теж. — Знаєте, лікарю, піду я до іншого лікаря! — Зачекайте, чоловіче, я з Вами!

🤣3

23 May 2026, 16:31 UTC658 views4 reactionsread 7 August 2026

— Як називають жінку, яка займається сексом за гроші? — Проститутка. — А яка без грошей? — Повія. — А яка за задоволення? — Коханка. — А яка без задоволення? — Дружина.

🤣4

23 May 2026, 14:31 UTC672 views3 reactionsread 7 August 2026

Чоловік збирається на роботу і каже дружині: — Дай мені трохи грошей. — Навіщо тобі гроші? — Піду з роботи, зустріну когось із друзів, третім буду. А жінка йому відповідає: — Ти краще, йди з роботи прямо додому, ніде не затримуйся, першим будеш!

👏2🤣1

Showing the 12 most recent of 20 posts we hold for @umor_prikol_anekdot. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.

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Built only from forwarded posts we have actually read, on both sides. Coverage is early and deliberately incomplete: a missing link means we have not read the post that would prove it, never that the relationship does not exist. Counts are distinct forwarded posts observed, so they only ever go up as we read more.

Cite this entry

A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 19 September 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.

“Юмор Приколы Анекдоты” (@umor_prikol_anekdot), 2,190 subscribers as measured 19 September 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/umor_prikol_anekdot.

Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.