5 Oct 2025, 11:58 UTC6 viewsread 14 August 2026
https://kopbl.ru/anekdoty-kulinarnye/
Channel
😂🍳 Юмор кулинара
@umor_kulinara
On this record: Growth · Engagement · What this channel posts · Posts · Citations · Cite this entry
2subscribers
+0 since we began measuring on 8 August 2026
Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of Under 1,000.
Register entry
| Telegram ID | -1002097079513 |
|---|---|
| Type | Channel |
| Username | @umor_kulinara |
| Description | Админ: @Alex_Alians_A |
| Created | Between 1 November 2023 and 17 April 2024 — estimated from Telegram’s id allocation, not measured. How this range is calculated. |
| First recorded | 14 August 2026 |
| Last confirmed live | 19 September 2026 |
| Measurements held | 2 |
| On Telegram | t.me/umor_kulinara |
Growth
| Measured (UTC) | Subscribers | Change |
|---|---|---|
| 14 Aug 2026, 02:32 | 2 | no change |
| 8 Aug 2026, 03:15 | 2 | first reading |
Engagement
20 posts held, back to 17 April 2024 — the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 1 page of Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.
Nothing published in the last 30 days. ERR and ER are rolling 30-day measures, so there is nothing to compute — we hold 20 posts for this entry, the most recent from 5 October 2025. An engagement rate over an empty window would be a number about nothing.
What this channel posts
- Links
- 1
Lifetime counters from Telegram’s own channel header, read 14 August 2026 — not the date at the top of this page, which is when the subscriber count was last read. Below Telegram’s rounding threshold, so these counts are exact.
Recent posts
12 Aug 2024, 13:44 UTC148 viewsread 14 August 2026
Посетитель ресторана бьет по морде шеф-повара и приговаривает: — Ты от гастроэнтеролога процент получаешь?
10 Aug 2024, 13:39 UTC165 viewsread 14 August 2026
После окончания курсов пекарей выдается корочка.
9 Aug 2024, 13:20 UTC166 viewsread 14 August 2026
Как-то повар уронил старую вилку. Прямо в сердце инспектору "Мишлен". — К неприятностям,— подумал повар.
8 Aug 2024, 07:14 UTC166 viewsread 14 August 2026
Один мужик в столовой: — А че у вас все вилки-ложки грязные? — Мойщица заболела, не работает… Из кухни голос повара: — Тоже мне, цаца нашлась! Я уже год дизентерией маюсь — а на работу выхожу добросовестно!
7 Aug 2024, 06:14 UTC159 viewsread 14 August 2026
Основы французской кухни мальчик начал постигать в десятилетнем возрасте, когда добавил в кастрюлю с родительским борщом пяток лягушек. Примерно тогда же он познакомился с отбивными филейными частями тела.
6 Aug 2024, 10:14 UTC132 viewsread 14 August 2026
— 50 грамм этой рыбы стоят 10.000 рублей. — За что? — Если ее неправильно приготовить, вы можете умереть. — Но это же карась! — Вы недооцениваете нашего повара…
4 Aug 2024, 11:13 UTC120 viewsread 14 August 2026
Шеф-повар инструктирует своего ученика: — Берешь две трети воды, одну треть сливок, одну треть бульона… — Но это уже четыре трети. — Ну, так кастрюлю побольше возьми!
3 Aug 2024, 13:02 UTC113 viewsread 14 August 2026
На работе в столовой сегодня была говядина по-индийски в соусе карри. Ни у кого из толпы посетителей даже и мысли не закралось, в чем подвох.
29 Jul 2024, 03:58 UTC130 viewsread 14 August 2026
— Лида, а чего у нас в холодильнике столько овощей? — Я тут подумала, что нам стоит поесть более здоровой еды. И витамины, и для фигуры полезнее. Сделаю завтра овощное рагу. — Да? А зачем тут две палки колбасы? — А, это на бутерброды. — Эээээ… — Ну, а как ты по-другому собираешься наесться овощным рагу?
17 Apr 2024, 11:51 UTC295 viewsread 14 August 2026
— Алло, Вась, привет, что делаешь? — Есть готовлю… — А что готовишь? — Когда начинал, вроде был суп…
17 Apr 2024, 11:51 UTC283 viewsread 14 August 2026
Сын, приходит к отцу: — Папа, почему мама намажет бутерброд, и если он упадет, всегда маслом вниз? Отец: — Сынок, наша мама не с той стороны масло мажет.
Showing the 12 most recent of 20 posts we hold for @umor_kulinara. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked ≈ was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.
Mentions
Named by 1 registered channel — every channel on the register whose own posts have named this one, by its current username or any other username it currently holds, merged from two separately captured readings of the same fact so a namer caught by only one of them is not missed and a namer both caught is not counted twice. A username this channel has since dropped is not matched — that handle may belong to someone else now, and crediting today’s namer to yesterday’s owner would misattribute it.
Named by
Channels on the register whose posts name this channel's handle.
A mention is a weaker signal than a forward and is counted separately for that reason — naming a channel is not republishing it, and a handle in a post body is easy to place deliberately. The post counts beside each row below are distinct posts in which the handle appeared, from posts we have read on both sides — the “Named by N registered channels” figure above is a different count, of distinct NAMING CHANNELS rather than posts, and is not the sum of the rows under it.
Cite this entry
A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 14 August 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.
“😂🍳 Юмор кулинара” (@umor_kulinara), 2 subscribers as measured 14 August 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/umor_kulinara.
Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.