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Channel
ПОДСЛУШАНО: ума мусуме км
@umamusumeoverheard
On this record: Growth · Engagement · Reactions · Posts · Citations · Cite this entry
66subscribers
-1 since we began measuring on 14 October 2026
Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of Under 1,000.
Register entry
| Telegram ID | -1003838223242 |
|---|---|
| Type | Channel |
| Username | @umamusumeoverheard |
| Created | Between 1 February 2026 and 31 July 2026 — estimated from Telegram’s id allocation, not measured. How this range is calculated. |
| First recorded | 14 October 2026 |
| Last confirmed live | 14 October 2026 |
| Measurements held | 3 |
| Confirmed unchanged | 1 time, most recently 14 October 2026 |
| On Telegram | t.me/umamusumeoverheard |
Growth
| Measured (UTC) | Subscribers | Change |
|---|---|---|
| 14 Oct 2026, 17:20 | 66 | -1 |
| 14 Oct 2026, 05:22 | 67 | no change |
| 14 Oct 2026, 04:47 | 67 | first reading |
Engagement
20 posts held, back to 7 October 2026 — the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 1 page of Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.
- ERR · 30 days
- 148.7%
- avg views ÷ 66 subscribers
- Avg views / post
- 98.2
- 20 posts measured
- Reaction rate
- 15.5%
- reactions ÷ views · ER floor
- Posts in window
- 20
- of 20 held
ERR is average views per post over the last 30 days divided by subscribers, the definition TGStat uses, so this figure is comparable with the one you will see elsewhere. It falls structurally as a channel grows: a high ERR on a small channel and a low one on a large channel describe reach mathematics, not quality. We publish the figure and the sample it came from and pass no verdict on it.
ER is defined industry-wide as (forwards + reactions + comments) ÷ views — note the denominator is views, not subscribers. Telegram’s public web preview carries views and reactions but not forward or comment counts, so the reaction rate above is the reactions term only and is therefore a floor: the true ER for this channel is higher by an amount we have not measured and will not estimate. It is computed over the 18 of 20 measured posts that carry a reaction reading, and over those same posts' views.
| Window | Rolling 30 days · latest post in window 13 October 2026 |
|---|---|
| Posts held | 20 (7 October 2026 – 13 October 2026) |
| Views total | 1,963 |
| Reactions total | 284 |
| Forwards / comments | not exposed by the public surface — not measured, not estimated |
| Readings taken | 14 Oct 2026, 05:22 UTC |
Views are a single reading per post, taken at the time above. A post published in the last day or two is still accumulating views, which pulls the 30-day average down slightly. That is a property of the standard definition rather than a fault in it, so we keep the definition rather than “correcting” the number into something nobody can reproduce.
Precision. Telegram publishes view counts on its public widget in short form — 8.12K, 3.7M — so any reading at or above 1,000 reaches us rounded to three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. Averages and rates derived from them are shown to the same precision rather than to the unit: a figure like 3,701,250 would assert digits nobody measured.
Reaction counts are published per emoji and rounded the same way, so a total below 1,000 is exact and a larger one is a sum that may carry a rounded component from each emoji above 1,000. Because it is a sum, it does not look rounded — read a large reaction total as three significant figures per contributing emoji rather than as the figure it prints.
Reaction mix
284 reactions across 18 posts, in 6 distinct kinds. The most used accounts for 34.2% of them.
| Reaction | Count | Share | Share, drawn |
|---|---|---|---|
| custom 5352900659643450199 | 97 | 34.2% | |
| ❤ | 86 | 30.3% | |
| custom 5359434898333532201 | 82 | 28.9% | |
| 💔 | 14 | 4.93% | |
| 👍 | 4 | 1.41% | |
| 👀 | 1 | 0.352% |
Custom emoji. 2 of the rows above are Telegram custom emoji, which the public preview renders as an element carrying only a numeric id — no character, and no image we can reach. The id is printed as-is rather than substituted with a look-alike glyph, because a stand-in would be our invention showing where a measurement should be. The counts beside them are Telegram’s.
No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.
Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.
Coverage. Reactions were read on 18 of the 20 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 284 reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.
Measured over the 20 most recent posts we hold, published 7 October 2026 to 13 October 2026, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.
Recent posts
“ミ « (°ロ°) ! ; « Меня ужасно бесит то, что сука , люди которые Ларпят моего ф/о (любимого персонажа, с которым я селфшипперю себя) , И НА ПОЛНОМ СЕРЬЕЗЕ хотят чтобы я им отдала свой юз?? Типо , нет шлюха, я не отдам тебе за НЕПРАВИЛЬНО НАПИСАННОЕ имя моего ф/о , юз, который я купила за 1300 звезд???» ( ꒰ঌ ໒꒱ ) #тейк
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“ミ « (°ロ°) ! ; почитал я тут, че в кф творится и че там за веселые ребята, теперь даже не жалко, что меня из их беседы кикнули через полтора часа после добавления. спасибо за камень с души, подслушчане. ( ꒰ঌ ໒꒱ ) #тейк
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“ミ « (°ロ°) ! ; меня как фанатку тахион бесят шутки про ларперов да мы уже поняли что "все фанаты тахион ларперы" дада очень смешно скажи это еще 100500 раз да ( ꒰ঌ ໒꒱ ) #тейк
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“ミ « (°ロ°) ! ; Очень часто комментарии в ума кф в ответ на простые вопросы выглядят пассивно-агрессивными, или напрямую собой представляют неприязнь. Писать туда тейки себе дороже. Кстати, на вопрос по разбану мне ответили, что разбанят, поитогу кинув в игнор и забив. ( ꒰ঌ ໒꒱ ) #тейк
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🦙 :: Все нас писят празднуем 🪡: СЮКА У МЕНЯ НЕ ГРУЗИТ НИЧЕГО но раз вы так говорите празднуем любим ура А еет все загрузилось ура
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“ミ « (°ロ°) ! ; «я вахуе нас уже 48 за полтора дня....» ( ꒰ঌ ໒꒱ ) #тейк
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“ミ « (°ロ°) ! ; папа яр мы хотим кушать выйди уже на работу брось пить и перестань дрочить на уебанские гифки с аниме девочками » ( ꒰ঌ ໒꒱ ) #тейк
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“ミ « (°ロ°) ! ; Всем привет, а кто такой этот ваш дядька яр, почему он с позором из умарусуме ливнул, когда я всего лишь сопоставил его активность из двух чатов ( ꒰ঌ ໒꒱ ) #тейк
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“ミ « (°ロ°) ! ; «у меня появился рот чтобы кричать насколько яр ебаный помазок 22уолдовый "люблю милитари вещи" товарищ младшина сер да сер ты не маршировал нахуй в жизни ни разу 💯» ( ꒰ঌ ໒꒱ ) #тейк 🦙 :: каких демонов держали до открытия подслушки
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“ミ « (°ロ°) ! ; «боже админы спасибо что создали этот кф, я рада видеть что меня не одну напрягают админы умакф, а в особенности яр с энжи пж не закрывайтесь🙏 а ещё тбх я бы хотела штоб энжи отменили и в англфд умы за всеми понятные причины, тк она уже там кучу раз в англ зинах участвовала » ( ꒰ঌ ໒꒱ ) #тейк
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“ミ « (°ロ°) ! ; «я заметила что тут приписывают селфшиппинг/юме/я хуй знает этот ваш молодежный сленг по умамусуме к зоофилии ребята умас это буквально гуманоид. гуманоид переводится как "подражащий человеку", "человекоподобный". это значит что существо: 1. разумное. оно умеет мыслить и решать 2. прямоходящее 3. ЧИТАТЬ ПУНКТ ПЕРВЫЙ сюда относятся и фурри, и кемономими (кем умас и являются), и пришельцы, и даже эльфы, …
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Showing the 12 most recent of 20 posts we hold for @umamusumeoverheard. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked ≈ was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.
Forward network
Republished by
Channels on the register that have forwarded this channel's posts into their own feed.
Republishes
Channels on the register whose posts this channel has forwarded.
Built only from forwarded posts we have actually read, on both sides. Coverage is early and deliberately incomplete: a missing link means we have not read the post that would prove it, never that the relationship does not exist. Counts are distinct forwarded posts observed, so they only ever go up as we read more.
Mentions
Named by 1 registered channel — every channel on the register whose own posts have named this one, by its current username or any other username it currently holds, merged from two separately captured readings of the same fact so a namer caught by only one of them is not missed and a namer both caught is not counted twice. A username this channel has since dropped is not matched — that handle may belong to someone else now, and crediting today’s namer to yesterday’s owner would misattribute it.
Named by
Channels on the register whose posts name this channel's handle.
Names
Channels on the register whose handles appear in this channel's posts.
A mention is a weaker signal than a forward and is counted separately for that reason — naming a channel is not republishing it, and a handle in a post body is easy to place deliberately. The post counts beside each row below are distinct posts in which the handle appeared, from posts we have read on both sides — the “Named by N registered channels” figure above is a different count, of distinct NAMING CHANNELS rather than posts, and is not the sum of the rows under it.
Cite this entry
A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 14 October 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.
“ПОДСЛУШАНО: ума мусуме км” (@umamusumeoverheard), 66 subscribers as measured 14 October 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/umamusumeoverheard.
Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.