Personal blog — a classification, not a measurement. An on-box language model (Qwen3.6-35B-A3B-FP8, prompt version 1) read this channel’s own recent posts on 24 September 2026 and assigned it the closest of 31 fixed categories, at 79% confidence. This is a model’s judgement about what the channel is likely to be about, not a fact this register measured the way a subscriber count or a view count is measured — it can be revised on a later pass, and it carries no weight anywhere else on this page. How this classification works, and why it has no browse page of its own yet.
Growth
5 measurements spanning 54 days, net -4. Dots are measurements; the straight line between them is drawn to join them, not to claim we know the path taken in between — snapshots are recorded only when a count changes, so gaps mean “no change observed”, never “interpolated”. The vertical axis spans 203–210 and does not start at zero.
Measurement log — every subscribers count we have recorded
Measured (UTC)
Subscribers
Change
29 Sept 2026, 03:00
205
+1
23 Aug 2026, 06:33
204
-3
15 Aug 2026, 11:28
207
-2
7 Aug 2026, 03:46
209
no change
6 Aug 2026, 04:25
209
first reading
Engagement
18 posts held, back to 17 March 2022 — the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 1 page of Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.
Nothing published in the last 30 days. ERR and ER are rolling 30-day measures, so there is nothing to compute — we hold 18 posts for this entry, the most recent from 15 November 2022. An engagement rate over an empty window would be a number about nothing.
Reaction mix
380 reactions across 16 posts, in 10 distinct kinds. The most used accounts for 35.0% of them.
Every reaction kind recorded on the sample, most used first
Reaction
Count
Share
Share, drawn
❤
133
35.0%
🔥
89
23.4%
👍
78
20.5%
🎉
43
11.3%
🥰
16
4.21%
😢
12
3.16%
⚡
3
0.789%
👏
3
0.789%
😍
2
0.526%
💯
1
0.263%
No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.
Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.
Coverage. Reactions were read on 16 of the 18 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 380 reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.
Measured over the 18 most recent posts we hold, published 17 March 2022 to 15 November 2022, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.
Андрей сегодня вышел из декрета на работу💃🏼
У него было 4 мес оплачиваемого отпуска по уходу за ребёнком. Как это было? Великолепно! 😌
Хотя временами ему очень хотелось сбежать от нас в офис😁 и я его отлично понимаю, мне тоже хотелось)) только пока некуда
Тимоха решил меня сильно не тиранить в первый день и проспал 2,5 часа днём😱 чего никогда ранее не случалось🤌
В общем, пока полёт нормальный, жду настоящих будне…
Мы сегодня первый раз за пять лет ходили встречать Синтерклааса с его свитой🎅🤶🤶🤶
В Нидерландах потихоньку идёт подготовка к Рождеству и Новому году.
5 декабря голландец празднуют Синтерклаас. Это чисто семейный праздник, подарки принято дарить именно в этот день, а не на Рождество или Новый год. Причем особую ценность имеют подарки, сделанные своими руками. Если тебе подарят что-то купленное в магазине, то знай, те…
Максим сегодня стряпал печенье в саду.
Вообще, он как-то сильно повзрослел с появлением Тимоши. Стал хорошо спать всю ночь, если видит, что брат капризничает, то терпеливо ждёт. Не ревнует. Очень смеётся с любых звуков Тима. Пока дружат мои котята😁
Вспомнила, что у нас есть канал😁
Мне нравится тут формат. Можно создавать дискуссию. В инсте такого нет.
Со дня рождения Андрея у нас случился ещё др Максима (5 лет🥳) и рождение второго наследника🤱
Доброе воскресное🙌🏻
Новости с полей:
1) у Максима всё чудесно в садике, со всеми подружился, спал всю ночь😱, воспитатели им гордятся)) каждая смена присылает мне отчёт, уже сменилось 2. Скоро поедем забирать нашего чемпиона ☺️
2) вечеринка прошла отлично🥰 Пол узнавали в следующем формате: у нас было по капкейку на каждого гостя, в одном из них была ярко розовая или голубая начинка.
Видео с места событий ниже ☺️
Йо✌️
У нас сегодня 2 важных события:
- вечеринка, где узнаем пол малыша;
- у Максима первая ночёвка в садике🙈
Оба события одинаково волнительны для нас.
С вечеринкой все понятно, их в России тоже делают. Расскажу про ночёвку.
Администрация выделяет бюджет на это. Мы попали в квоту только в этом году. Разрешают ночевать не чаще 2 раз в месяц по 1-2 ночи за выходные. Мы пока взяли по 1 ночи, чтобы посмотреть, как п…
🔥19👍7❤5
Signed Кристина
Showing the 12 most recent of 18 posts we hold for @uldinfm. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked ≈ was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.
Polls
The poll we hold for this entry, as Telegram rendered it when we read the post. A poll’s figures keep moving after that, so each one is dated.
Shares as published. No per-option vote count is published by Telegram, so none is shown.
Percentages only — there are no per-option vote counts here, because Telegram publishes none. The public post preview gives each option’s share and a single voter total, and nothing else. Multiplying one by the other would produce a per-option tally that looks measured and is not: the shares are rounded to whole numbers before we ever see them. We print what was published and leave the column that does not exist empty.
The shares need not add up to 100. Rounding alone puts many polls at 99 or 101. A poll that allows more than one answer per voter runs well past 100 by design, and several here do. The bars are drawn against a fixed 100% track at each option’s own percentage rather than normalised to the total, so a poll that exceeds it shows that it does instead of being quietly rescaled.
Read from the 18 most recent posts we hold, published 17 March 2022 to 15 November 2022. Telegram labels each poll by kind — an anonymous poll, a quiz, a closed set of final results — and that label is reproduced rather than paraphrased.
Cite this entry
A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 29 September 2026 — this
entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.
“UldinFM” (@uldinfm), 205 subscribers as measured 29 September 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/uldinfm.
Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.
