National news — a classification, not a measurement. An on-box language model (Qwen3.6-35B-A3B-FP8, prompt version 1) read this channel’s own recent posts on 11 September 2026 and assigned it the closest of 31 fixed categories, at 92% confidence. This is a model’s judgement about what the channel is likely to be about, not a fact this register measured the way a subscriber count or a view count is measured — it can be revised on a later pass, and it carries no weight anywhere else on this page. How this classification works, and why it has no browse page of its own yet.
Growth
13 measurements spanning 40 days, net -151. Dots are measurements; the straight line between them is drawn to join them, not to claim we know the path taken in between — snapshots are recorded only when a count changes, so gaps mean “no change observed”, never “interpolated”. The vertical axis spans 8,271–8,468 and does not start at zero.
Measurement log — every subscribers count we have recorded
Measured (UTC)
Subscribers
Change
16 Sept 2026, 11:56
8,294
-16
12 Sept 2026, 10:19
8,310
-16
8 Sept 2026, 11:14
8,326
-20
3 Sept 2026, 09:38
8,346
-13
30 Aug 2026, 19:45
8,359
-20
27 Aug 2026, 10:27
8,379
-7
24 Aug 2026, 08:36
8,386
-10
20 Aug 2026, 22:37
8,396
-11
17 Aug 2026, 17:49
8,407
-8
14 Aug 2026, 19:07
8,415
-18
10 Aug 2026, 23:23
8,433
-10
8 Aug 2026, 02:03
8,443
-2
7 Aug 2026, 10:15
8,445
first reading
Engagement
58 posts held, back to 31 July 2026 — the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 23 pages of Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.
ERR · 30 days
7.24%
avg views ÷ 8,294 subscribers
Avg views / post
600
15 posts measured
Reaction rate
1.85%
reactions ÷ views · ER floor
Posts in window
15
of 58 held
ERR is average views per post over the last 30 days divided by subscribers, the definition TGStat uses, so this figure is comparable with the one you will see elsewhere. It falls structurally as a channel grows: a high ERR on a small channel and a low one on a large channel describe reach mathematics, not quality. We publish the figure and the sample it came from and pass no verdict on it.
ER is defined industry-wide as (forwards + reactions + comments) ÷ views — note the denominator is views, not subscribers. Telegram’s public web preview carries views and reactions but not forward or comment counts, so the reaction rate above is the reactions term only and is therefore a floor: the true ER for this channel is higher by an amount we have not measured and will not estimate.
What these figures were computed from
Window
Rolling 30 days · latest post in window 28 August 2026
Posts held
58 (31 July 2026 – 28 August 2026)
Views total
9,007
Reactions total
167
Forwards / comments
not exposed by the public surface — not measured, not estimated
Readings taken
28 Aug 2026, 17:38 UTC
Views are a single reading per post, taken at the time above. A post published in the last day or two is still accumulating views, which pulls the 30-day average down slightly. That is a property of the standard definition rather than a fault in it, so we keep the definition rather than “correcting” the number into something nobody can reproduce.
Precision. Telegram publishes view counts on its public widget in short form — 8.12K, 3.7M — so any reading at or above 1,000 reaches us rounded to three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. Averages and rates derived from them are shown to the same precision rather than to the unit: a figure like 3,701,250 would assert digits nobody measured.
Reaction counts are published per emoji and rounded the same way, so a total below 1,000 is exact and a larger one is a sum that may carry a rounded component from each emoji above 1,000. Because it is a sum, it does not look rounded — read a large reaction total as three significant figures per contributing emoji rather than as the figure it prints.
What this channel posts
Video runtime
2m 36s
Average length
14s
Measured directly from 11 videos with a duration reading, out of the posts we hold for this channel — not this channel’s whole posting history, only the sample this register has actually read. An exact reading to the second, taken from the post itself rather than from Telegram’s own rounded chrome, so it carries no ≈ mark.
Reaction mix
934 reactions across 58 posts, in 17 distinct kinds. The most used accounts for 25.1% of them.
Every reaction kind recorded on the sample, most used first
Reaction
Count
Share
Share, drawn
😁
234
25.1%
🤯
158
16.9%
🔥
118
12.6%
❤
116
12.4%
🤡
90
9.64%
😢
70
7.49%
💯
42
4.50%
👍
39
4.18%
😡
21
2.25%
😱
18
1.93%
🙏
18
1.93%
🫡
4
0.428%
🤩
2
0.214%
☃
1
0.107%
🍾
1
0.107%
😨
1
0.107%
🤗
1
0.107%
No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.
Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.
Coverage. Reactions were read on 58 of the 58 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 934 reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.
Measured over the 58 most recent posts we hold, published 31 July 2026 to 28 August 2026, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.
Telegram Stars
Stars received
1
across the posts below
Posts paid on
1
of 58 we hold a reading for · 2%
Most on one post
1
single highest reading
A paid reaction is a reader spending Telegram Stars — bought with money — on a post by @ufa_derjivkurse. Telegram publishes the count on the public post preview alongside ordinary reactions, and this register reads it there. It is the only figure on this site that measures money moving rather than attention.
Stars are not reactions, and the two are never added. They are rendered in the same strip on Telegram and counted in the same shape, but one is a tap and the other is a purchase. The reaction totals and the engagement rate elsewhere on this page exclude every figure in this section, and no rate here is computed against a reaction count.
This is not revenue, and we publish no currency figure. What a Star costs a reader and what it pays a channel are different numbers, Telegram takes a share we cannot observe, and the terms have changed. Converting a Star count into money would be an estimate dressed as a measurement, so the count is where we stop.
Counted over the 58 most recent posts we hold for this entry, published 31 July 2026 to 28 August 2026. Star counts above 1,000 reach us in Telegram’s short form and carry the same three-significant-figure rounding as everything else on this page.
Женщин-психопаток оказалось в 5 раз больше, чем считалось ранее — выяснили ученые.
Прежде соотношение оценивали 6 к 1, но теперь — 1,2 к 1. Они действуют хитро, без очевидной агрессии. Психопатия у них проявляется через враньё, холод и манипуляции.
Делаем вид, что не знали.
ДВК. Уфа✌️
В Уфе полицейский женил нарушителей на проститутках и забирал выплаты за отправку людей на СВО.
По версии следствия, полицейский находил нарушителей и предлагал им выбор: получить наказание или подписать контракт на военную службу и фиктивно жениться.
После отправки на фронт «жена» мужчины получала положенные выплаты, большая часть из которых уходила полицейскому.
Всего на одной такой «свадьбе» скамеры заработали …
Козероги и Раки чаще других попадают в ДТП — данные показала статистика страховых обращений.
В топ самых «аварийных» знаков зодиака среди водителей вошли:
• Козероги — 9%
• Раки — 8.9%
• Львы — 8.7%
• Овны — 8.5%
• Тельцы — 8.4%
Отдельно отмечается, что женщины-Козероги чаще всего обращались в страховые компании после аварий на автомобилях Lada — 12.4%.
ДВК. Уфа✌️
🚗 Розыгрыш Mazda CX 5— честно и без скрытых условий
Мы знаем, что к розыгрышам часто относятся с недоверием — поэтому делаем всё максимально прозрачно.
В этот раз среди участников будет разыграно несколько Mazda CX 5 2022 года.
Как принять участие:
✅ Подписаться на канал —@DealerAutoLU
✅ Написать менеджеру — @maria_autoEU
📩 Сообщение:
«Хочу Авто»
🎯 Победители определяются через независимый сайт случайных чисел
📅…
Работающие россияне начали страдать «тихим надломом», бьют тревогу эйчары.
Это явление, когда сотрудник выполняет задачи, но его инициатива и вовлечённость падают до нуля — внешне он выглядит стабильным, но внутри разрушается и работает на автопилоте.
Чаще других такому надлому подвержены миллениалы, на которых держится основной пласт управленческих задач.
Чтобы вывести работника из такого состояния, нужно поднять…
❗️Приложения из Google Play и App Store перестали скачиваться у россиян — работает только загрузка через VPN.
Сбой заметили абоненты нескольких оптоволоконных операторов — его связывают с возможной блокировкой международных CDN.
Чебурнет подкрался слишком близко.
ДВК. Уфа✌️
Уфимец засунул огромный дилдо себе в жопу по совету ChatGPT — нейронка убедила его таким способом отмассажировать простату.
Пациент изучил народную медицину, отправил жену на дачу и купил в секс-шопе «чудо-массажёр». По наводке ИИ он приступил к самолечению в ванной, но резиновый товарищ залез дальше нужного и застрял.
Лечение пришлось продолжать в больнице. Врачи извлекли предмет и рекомендовали впредь использоват…
Желание курить передается по наследству — оказывается, у многих курильщиков тяга к вредной привычке вшита на уровне ДНК, выяснили ученые.
Исследование показало, что людям, которые получили от родителей высокую предрасположенность к курению, сложнее сопротивляться желанию закурить, особенно при стрессе.
При этом носители такого гена все равно могут его передать детям — даже если не курят сами.
ДВК. Уфа✌️
❗️Школьникам запретят пользоваться телефонами — правило вступает в силу во всех российских школах уже 1 сентября.
Теперь доставать смартфон во время занятий можно будет только в экстренных случаях — например, если есть угроза жизни.
Запрещать пользоваться смартфоном на переменах или нет каждая школа вправе решать сама.
ДВК. Уфа✌️
Сохраняем шпаргалку по выгодной покупке техники, одежды, билетов и даже недвижимости
В зависимости от сезона и спроса можно сэкономить до 25%:
• Кондиционер — лучше покупать с октября по ноябрь, когда спрос уже падает. Цены на сами кондиционеры и установку могут быть ниже на 15–25%, а монтажники в это время меньше загружены.
• Школьные товары — выгоднее брать в ноябре, когда ажиотаж перед учебным годом давно законч…
🚗 Розыгрыш Mazda CX 5— честно и без скрытых условий
Мы знаем, что к розыгрышам часто относятся с недоверием — поэтому делаем всё максимально прозрачно.
В этот раз среди участников будет разыграно несколько Mazda CX 5 2022 года.
Как принять участие:
✅ Подписаться на канал —@DealerAutoLU
✅ Написать менеджеру — @maria_autoEU
📩 Сообщение:
«Хочу Авто»
🎯 Победители определяются через независимый сайт случайных чисел
📅…
❤3🔥2👍1
Showing the 12 most recent of 58 posts we hold for @ufa_derjivkurse. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked ≈ was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.
Mentions
Names
Channels on the register whose handles appear in this channel's posts.
A mention is a weaker signal than a forward and is counted separately for that reason — naming a channel is not republishing it, and a handle in a post body is easy to place deliberately. The post counts beside each row below are distinct posts in which the handle appeared, from posts we have read on both sides — the “Named by N registered channels” figure above is a different count, of distinct NAMING CHANNELS rather than posts, and is not the sum of the rows under it.
Appears in Telegram’s recommendations for other channels
The reverse of the list above, and a different kind of signal. This does not require this channel to have ever been asked about directly — each row below is a channel we DID ask Telegram about, whose Telegram-generated list happened to include this one. A channel can appear here with an empty list above it, because being named by someone else’s query is independent of having been queried itself.
Куда пойти в Уфе | Афиша Уфы @kuda_go_ufa · 24,056 Telegram ranks this channel #2 of 79 here — alongside 78 others — read 17 September 2026
Короче, Уфа @ufakoroche · 32,196 Telegram ranks this channel #5 of 65 here — alongside 64 others — read 5 September 2026
Enter Уфа @enter_ufa · 35,908 Telegram ranks this channel #7 of 68 here — alongside 67 others — read 2 September 2026
Жесть Уфа @zhest_ufa_102 · 21,463 Telegram ranks this channel #12 of 35 here — alongside 34 others — read 23 September 2026
Главная афиша | Уфа | от Пумки @ppuummkkaaUFA · 25,998 Telegram ranks this channel #12 of 82 here — alongside 81 others — read 13 September 2026
Уфа ТУТ! Афиша и новости @ufa_tyt · 38,281 Telegram ranks this channel #12 of 67 here — alongside 66 others — read 31 August 2026
Уфа Башкортостан | Новости 🗞 @bash_ufa · 26,226 Telegram ranks this channel #13 of 77 here — alongside 76 others — read 12 September 2026
БашДТП Новости+ @bdtprb2 · 53,005 Telegram ranks this channel #19 of 72 here — alongside 71 others — read 24 August 2026
UFA1 | Новости Уфы и Башкортостана @ufa1news · 23,044 Telegram ranks this channel #23 of 95 here — alongside 94 others — read 19 September 2026
Башкирия Online @rb_russia · 160,410 Telegram ranks this channel #23 of 51 here — alongside 50 others — read 12 August 2026
@Ufa_rb | Новости. Уфа Башкортостан @ufa_rb · 268,924 Telegram ranks this channel #31 of 44 here — alongside 43 others — read 12 August 2026
Вакансии в Уфе @rabota_ufaq · 50,646 Telegram ranks this channel #38 of 74 here — alongside 73 others — read 25 August 2026
БашДТП | Bash.dtp.official @bdtprb · 290,110 Telegram ranks this channel #39 of 63 here — alongside 62 others — read 12 August 2026
Уфа с огоньком @ufatop1 · 37,490 Telegram ranks this channel #40 of 69 here — alongside 68 others — read 31 August 2026
Моя Уфа| Новости Уфы и Башкирии @myufa_rb · 24,317 Telegram ranks this channel #44 of 95 here — alongside 94 others — read 16 September 2026
Новости Уфы и Республики Башкортостан | Уфа @ufa_smi · 155,668 Telegram ranks this channel #50 of 59 here — alongside 58 others — read 12 August 2026
Mash Batash @mash_batash · 54,042 Telegram ranks this channel #56 of 93 here — alongside 92 others — read 24 August 2026
МАРИ ВОЯЖ | ПУТЕШЕСТВИЯ @mariv0yage · 25,492 Telegram ranks this channel #57 of 69 here — alongside 68 others — read 14 September 2026
Телеканал UTV @utvufa · 22,296 Telegram ranks this channel #76 of 98 here — alongside 97 others — read 21 September 2026
Башкирский домовой @vashbashdomovoy · 43,704 Telegram ranks this channel #85 of 99 here — alongside 98 others — read 28 August 2026
E_Bash_news @e_bash_news · 41,552 Telegram ranks this channel #91 of 97 here — alongside 96 others — read 29 August 2026
This channel appears in 21 seed channels' Telegram-generated recommendation lists in total. Each is Telegram’s list for THAT channel, not this one — see how this is measured.
Cite this entry
A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 16 September 2026 — this
entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.
“ДВК. Уфа” (@ufa_derjivkurse), 8,294 subscribers as measured 16 September 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/ufa_derjivkurse.
Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.