https://mastodon.me.uk/@mash/114445630804929402
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Channel
@uboltali
On this record: Topic · Growth · Engagement · What this channel posts · Reactions · Posts · Cite this entry
128subscribers
-4 since we began measuring on 7 August 2026
Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of Under 1,000.
| Telegram ID | -1001518054491 |
|---|---|
| Type | Channel |
| Username | @uboltali |
| Created | 25 June 2021 — measured — cross-checked against a third-party dataset (ext.tg_channel) |
| First recorded | 9 August 2026 |
| Last confirmed live | 7 October 2026 |
| Measurements held | 4 |
| Confirmed unchanged | 2 times, most recently 7 October 2026 |
| On Telegram | t.me/uboltali |
Memes & entertainment — a classification, not a measurement. An on-box language model (Qwen3.6-35B-A3B-FP8, prompt version 1) read this channel’s own recent posts on 26 September 2026 and assigned it the closest of 31 fixed categories, at 74% confidence. This is a model’s judgement about what the channel is likely to be about, not a fact this register measured the way a subscriber count or a view count is measured — it can be revised on a later pass, and it carries no weight anywhere else on this page. How this classification works, and why it has no browse page of its own yet.
| Measured (UTC) | Subscribers | Change |
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| 25 Sept 2026, 21:22 | 128 | -2 |
| 16 Aug 2026, 03:13 | 130 | -2 |
| 9 Aug 2026, 00:46 | 132 | no change |
| 7 Aug 2026, 20:02 | 132 | first reading |
19 posts held, back to 3 February 2024 — the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 1 page of Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.
Nothing published in the last 30 days. ERR and ER are rolling 30-day measures, so there is nothing to compute — we hold 19 posts for this entry, the most recent from 5 May 2025. An engagement rate over an empty window would be a number about nothing.
Measured directly from 3 videos with a duration reading, out of the posts we hold for this channel — not this channel’s whole posting history, only the sample this register has actually read. An exact reading to the second, taken from the post itself rather than from Telegram’s own rounded chrome, so it carries no ≈ mark.
72 reactions across 16 posts, in 12 distinct kinds. The most used accounts for 16.7% of them.
| Reaction | Count | Share | Share, drawn |
|---|---|---|---|
| 😢 | 12 | 16.7% | |
| ❤ | 10 | 13.9% | |
| 🔥 | 10 | 13.9% | |
| ✍ | 8 | 11.1% | |
| 😁 | 8 | 11.1% | |
| 🤣 | 8 | 11.1% | |
| 🍌 | 5 | 6.94% | |
| 🤝 | 4 | 5.56% | |
| 🤬 | 3 | 4.17% | |
| 🌚 | 2 | 2.78% | |
| 👌 | 1 | 1.39% | |
| 🕊 | 1 | 1.39% |
No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.
Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.
Coverage. Reactions were read on 16 of the 19 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 72 reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.
Measured over the 19 most recent posts we hold, published 3 February 2024 to 5 May 2025, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.
https://mastodon.me.uk/@mash/114445630804929402
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Если существует шрифт Comic Sans, то не должен ли существовать и Comic Serif?
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Synology всё... ну, почти. Теперь младшие линейки компании будут полноценно работать только с дисками собственного бренда Synology, совместимость с обычными хардами будет ограничена. Они раньше сделали такое только для энтерпрайза, а теперь и везде.
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А вот вам для разнообразия видео подготовки к взлёту Beechcraft C90B с некоторыми моими комментариями. Где-то начиная с отметки 5 минут начнётся композит, где видно всякие девайсы для вот этого всего. P. S. Да, полтора часа. P. P. S. Да, я знаю, что обозвал Шри-Ланку Мадагаскаром. Простите. 🙂
Какие-то товарищи замутили сменные SSD для последних маков мини. Заодно они рассказывают, как они их проектировали, и можно заценить, насколько сложной штукой является, казалось бы, простой SSD, даже без контроллера. Продают тут: https://iboffrcc.com/products/2tb-storage-xnand4-for-mac-mini-m4 Сейчас нет в наличии, но вообще $170 за 2 ТБ.
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Кому-то на реддите достался девкит PS4 — Sony DUH-1000AA. Экий археотех.
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Есть интересная забава — спидраны всяких там игр. И у них есть два подвида: человеческие и tool-assisted (TAS), т. е. запрограммированные. TAS позволяют проворачивать куда больше, разумеется, и доказывать проходимость или непроходимость всяких там хитровыебанных модов, ну или же просто ставить стойкие рекорды. Так вот, тут выяснилось, что TAS плохо работают на SNES из-за дешёвого керамического резонатора в аудиопод…
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Департамент юстиции США попросил суд избавить Гугл от Хрома. Ну т. е. разделить компанию. https://arstechnica.com/google/2025/03/doj-google-must-sell-chrome-android-could-be-next/
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Вот так сюрприз: оказывается те, кому нужнее помощь в написании всякого, быстрее и охотнее осваивают нейросетки, которые ровно это и делают. https://arstechnica.com/ai/2025/03/researchers-surprised-to-find-less-educated-areas-adopting-ai-writing-tools-faster/
https://github.com/mozilla/bedrock/commit/d459addab846d8144b61939b7f4310eb80c5470e#commitcomment-153095625
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Простите.
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Showing the 12 most recent of 19 posts we hold for @uboltali. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked ≈ was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.
A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 25 September 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.
“Ладно, уговорили” (@uboltali), 128 subscribers as measured 25 September 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/uboltali.
Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.