وقتی مثل گاو رانندگی میکنی دیگه دستتو نیار بالا عذر خواهی کن مارو میزاری با عذاب وجدان فحش خار مادری که بهت دادیم.
🤣17👍1
Signed Iman

Channel
@twett_hub
On this record: Topic · Growth · Engagement · Reactions · Posts · Cite this entry
3,286subscribers
-207 since we began measuring on 7 August 2026
Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of 3,162–10,000.
| Telegram ID | -1001185574058 |
|---|---|
| Type | Channel |
| Username | @twett_hub |
| Created | 24 November 2020 — measured — cross-checked against a third-party dataset (ext.tg_channel) |
| First recorded | 7 August 2026 |
| Last confirmed live | 5 November 2026 |
| Measurements held | 24 |
| Confirmed unchanged | 1 time, most recently 5 November 2026 |
| On Telegram | t.me/twett_hub |
Memes & entertainment — a classification, not a measurement. An on-box language model (Qwen3.6-35B-A3B-FP8, prompt version 1) read this channel’s own recent posts on 14 September 2026 and assigned it the closest of 31 fixed categories, at 97% confidence. This is a model’s judgement about what the channel is likely to be about, not a fact this register measured the way a subscriber count or a view count is measured — it can be revised on a later pass, and it carries no weight anywhere else on this page. How this classification works, and the other topics.
| Measured (UTC) | Subscribers | Change |
|---|---|---|
| 5 Nov 2026, 04:00 | 3,286 | -5 |
| 2 Nov 2026, 13:17 | 3,291 | -14 |
| 30 Oct 2026, 08:06 | 3,305 | -6 |
| 27 Oct 2026, 18:09 | 3,311 | -9 |
| 24 Oct 2026, 19:07 | 3,320 | -7 |
| 21 Oct 2026, 16:59 | 3,327 | +1 |
| 18 Oct 2026, 03:58 | 3,326 | -4 |
| 14 Oct 2026, 22:19 | 3,330 | -8 |
| 11 Oct 2026, 05:59 | 3,338 | -14 |
| 4 Oct 2026, 21:16 | 3,352 | -7 |
| 25 Sept 2026, 10:15 | 3,359 | -18 |
| 16 Sept 2026, 21:19 | 3,377 | -7 |
| 13 Sept 2026, 05:59 | 3,384 | -6 |
| 9 Sept 2026, 08:40 | 3,390 | -16 |
| 3 Sept 2026, 16:16 | 3,406 | -6 |
| 31 Aug 2026, 00:44 | 3,412 | -8 |
| 27 Aug 2026, 19:33 | 3,420 | -9 |
| 24 Aug 2026, 12:29 | 3,429 | -17 |
| 20 Aug 2026, 20:15 | 3,446 | -8 |
| 17 Aug 2026, 20:27 | 3,454 | first reading |
18 posts held, back to 29 July 2026 — the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 1 page of Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.
Nothing published in the last 30 days. ERR and ER are rolling 30-day measures, so there is nothing to compute — we hold 18 posts for this entry, the most recent from 7 August 2026. An engagement rate over an empty window would be a number about nothing.
339 reactions across 18 posts, in 7 distinct kinds. The most used accounts for 35.7% of them.
| Reaction | Count | Share | Share, drawn |
|---|---|---|---|
| 👍 | 121 | 35.7% | |
| 🤣 | 110 | 32.4% | |
| 💔 | 63 | 18.6% | |
| ❤ | 30 | 8.85% | |
| 👎 | 8 | 2.36% | |
| 🥴 | 6 | 1.77% | |
| 😐 | 1 | 0.295% |
No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.
Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.
Coverage. Reactions were read on 18 of the 18 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 339 reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.
Measured over the 18 most recent posts we hold, published 29 July 2026 to 7 August 2026, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.
وقتی مثل گاو رانندگی میکنی دیگه دستتو نیار بالا عذر خواهی کن مارو میزاری با عذاب وجدان فحش خار مادری که بهت دادیم.
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Signed Iman
میگن آدم باید از اشتباهاتش درس بگیره پس منم بیشتر اشتباه میکنم که بیشتر درس یاد بگیرم.
👍4🥴2🤣1😐1
Signed Iman
دیشب خیانت کردم دلم نمیخواست این کارو کنم. دلم نمیخواست آلوده به همچین کاری بشم. دست خودم نبود یه لحظه از خود بی خود شدم. یه لحظه تمام خاطرات و تایمای خوبی که باهم داشتیم رو یادم رفت. خیلی حس گناه بدی دارم. ولی آخه هرچی زنگ زدم آرایشگرم جواب نداد،مجبور شدم برم پیش یکی دیگه.
🤣20🥴3💔2❤1
Signed Iman
خوبی؟ نه نیستم. یکم تنوع بده به سوالات . مثلا شماره کارتمو بپرس.
👍7❤1🤣1🥴1
Signed Iman
یه ویدئو داخل اینستا دیدم میگفت وقتی مادرت یه کلیپ بیمزه نشونت میده ذوق کن واسش! یاد نقاشیای بیمزهای بیوفت که تو بچگی نشونش میدادی و ذوق میکرد.
❤22💔4
Signed Iman
مرد باید پیوسته هَوَلِ خانومش باشه. به صورت سیریناپذیر و خجالتآور.
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Signed Iman
ازت پول گرفتم ۱ سال صبر کردی خب ۱ سال دیگه هم روش، خجالتم خوب چیزیه.
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Signed Iman
واقعا باید توی انتخاب دوستام یه تجدیدنظر بکنم. @twett_hub
🤣10👍1
Signed Iman
دیر میفهمید که لاس خوب تمام ماجراست. در واقع شما اگر پارتنرتون بتونه مکرر و مفید باهاتون لاس بزنه قطعا اون رابطه به جایگاه مناسبی میرسه.
👍9❤1
Signed Iman
اخیرا به این نتیجه رسیدم هر کاری کنی روزی یک میلیون خرج میشه. اصلا خیلی مهم نیست چی بخری یا چقدر سعی کنی. همینطوری بیدار شی نفس بکشی به غروب که برسی یک میلیون حداقل خرج شده.
👍21💔2
Signed Iman
جدی متولد سال ۸۷ین؟ من در سال ۸۷ از دست کارهای احمدینژاد به ستوه آمده بودم.
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Signed Iman
همه فیلم ها و سریال هارو غیرقانونی دانلود کنید. از تلگرام موزیک دانلود و گوش کنید. بازی کرکی دانلود و نصب کنید. کتابها رو پی دی اف مجانی دانلود کنید. هرکسی گفت اینکارا خوب نیست نکنید، اونم بکنید.
👍11🤣6
Signed Iman
Showing the 12 most recent of 18 posts we hold for @twett_hub. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked ≈ was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.
A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 5 November 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.
“Twitt hub” (@twett_hub), 3,286 subscribers as measured 5 November 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/twett_hub.
Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.