"Когда человек рассказывает о том, как тратит время, пытаясь достучаться до кого-то, я неизменно отвечаю, что он достучался. Его уже услышали. И теперь ждут, когда он перестанет стучать и уйдёт. Надо набраться храбрости для того, чтобы понять - долгий стук не исполняет наших желаний. Он испытывает терпение тех, кому мы не нужны. Двери ждущих всегда открыты» Лиля Град из книги «Танцуйте свою жизнь»

Channel
Пора расслабиться, детка!
@turuk_maktous
On this record: Topic · Growth · Engagement · What this channel posts · Reactions · Posts · Cite this entry
9subscribers
-1 since we began measuring on 7 August 2026
Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of Under 1,000.
Register entry
| Telegram ID | -1002063822005 |
|---|---|
| Type | Channel |
| Username | @turuk_maktous |
| Created | Between 1 November 2023 and 14 February 2024 — estimated from Telegram’s id allocation, not measured. How this range is calculated. |
| First recorded | 12 August 2026 |
| Last confirmed live | 8 October 2026 |
| Measurements held | 3 |
| Confirmed unchanged | 3 times, most recently 8 October 2026 |
| On Telegram | t.me/turuk_maktous |
Topic
Personal blog — a classification, not a measurement. An on-box language model (Qwen3.6-35B-A3B-FP8, prompt version 1) read this channel’s own recent posts on 2 October 2026 and assigned it the closest of 31 fixed categories, at 72% confidence. This is a model’s judgement about what the channel is likely to be about, not a fact this register measured the way a subscriber count or a view count is measured — it can be revised on a later pass, and it carries no weight anywhere else on this page. How this classification works, and why it has no browse page of its own yet.
Growth
| Measured (UTC) | Subscribers | Change |
|---|---|---|
| 14 Sept 2026, 19:18 | 9 | -1 |
| 12 Aug 2026, 09:02 | 10 | no change |
| 7 Aug 2026, 12:10 | 10 | first reading |
Engagement
16 posts held, back to 14 February 2024 — the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 1 page of Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.
Nothing published in the last 30 days. ERR and ER are rolling 30-day measures, so there is nothing to compute — we hold 16 posts for this entry, the most recent from 29 August 2024. An engagement rate over an empty window would be a number about nothing.
What this channel posts
- Video runtime
- 45s
- Average length
- 23s
Measured directly from 2 videos with a duration reading, out of the posts we hold for this channel — not this channel’s whole posting history, only the sample this register has actually read. An exact reading to the second, taken from the post itself rather than from Telegram’s own rounded chrome, so it carries no ≈ mark.
Reaction mix
14 reactions across 9 posts, in 3 distinct kinds. The most used accounts for 71.4% of them.
| Reaction | Count | Share | Share, drawn |
|---|---|---|---|
| ❤ | 10 | 71.4% | |
| 🤣 | 3 | 21.4% | |
| 🥰 | 1 | 7.14% |
No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.
Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.
Coverage. Reactions were read on 9 of the 16 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 14 reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.
Measured over the 16 most recent posts we hold, published 14 February 2024 to 29 August 2024, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.
Recent posts
Представляете, ведь Телеграм дает нам право быть главным редактором собственного журнала, наполнять его эстетикой, красотой, выбирать темы, задавать нужный вектор - то, о чем многие и мечтали, но не знали, как реализовать.
4. Несмотря на все вышеперечисленное, срывы – это неприятно. Они выматывают и приводят к тому, что отношения с родителями страдают, вы начинаете сомневаться в себе и своих родительских способностях. Срывы тратят ваше драгоценное время и силы, а источник проблемы остается; вы ничего не делаете, чтобы предотвратить срывы в будущем; из-за них вы не можете быть таким родителем, каким вам хотелось бы. Вдобавок своими исте…
Шесть правдивых фактов о родительских истериках 1. Воспитывать детей трудно. Трудно бывает всем. Серьезно, всем – даже на первый взгляд идеальной матери, которая всегда первой забирает детей из садика на сверкающем снаружи и изнутри автомобиле со стаканчиком латте на растительном молоке. Воспитание детей – штука непростая по многим причинам, начиная от самих детей и заканчивая фазами Луны. 2. Все родители иногда сры…
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🤣3
Это точно🤣
❤2
Делюсь с вами рецептиком, который понравился. Вполне себе ленивый, я считаю🥰
❤1
Так хочется написать роман, но пока нет такой возможности 📚
❤1
Мне очень интересно в рамках вообще моей учебы и жизни сходить к психиатру🤪 Конечно, не из-за поехавшей кукухи, а именно ради интереса. Чтобы психиатр оценил мое состояние психики. Я же не того, да? 🥰
❤2
Я все угараю над кружкой Stanley cup. Вы еще про нее не знаете? Скоро расскажу
❤1
Вы знали про маму-вертолет?
Это мы:)
Showing the 12 most recent of 16 posts we hold for @turuk_maktous. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked ≈ was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.
Cite this entry
A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 14 September 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.
“Пора расслабиться, детка!” (@turuk_maktous), 9 subscribers as measured 14 September 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/turuk_maktous.
Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.