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я вспоминаю о тебе, когда

@tsao_hamovniki

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1,876subscribers

+91 since we began measuring on 6 August 2026

Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of 1,000–3,162.

Register entry

Telegram ID-1002080759828
TypeChannel
Username@tsao_hamovniki
CreatedBetween 1 November 2023 and 31 May 2024 — estimated from Telegram’s id allocation, not measured. How this range is calculated.
First recorded6 August 2026
Last confirmed live16 September 2026
Measurements held14
Confirmed unchanged1 time, most recently 16 September 2026
On Telegramt.me/tsao_hamovniki

Topic

Memes & entertainment — a classification, not a measurement. An on-box language model (Qwen3.6-35B-A3B-FP8, prompt version 1) read this channel’s own recent posts on 16 September 2026 and assigned it the closest of 31 fixed categories, at 81% confidence. This is a model’s judgement about what the channel is likely to be about, not a fact this register measured the way a subscriber count or a view count is measured — it can be revised on a later pass, and it carries no weight anywhere else on this page. How this classification works, and why it has no browse page of its own yet.

Growth

1,7851,8821,833.56 August 2026 — 1,785 subscribers6 August 2026 — 1,786 subscribers9 August 2026 — 1,794 subscribers12 August 2026 — 1,805 subscribers15 August 2026 — 1,811 subscribers19 August 2026 — 1,809 subscribers22 August 2026 — 1,828 subscribers25 August 2026 — 1,837 subscribers28 August 2026 — 1,854 subscribers31 August 2026 — 1,872 subscribers3 September 2026 — 1,877 subscribers8 September 2026 — 1,882 subscribers12 September 2026 — 1,881 subscribers16 September 2026 — 1,876 subscribers1,8766 August 202616 September 2026
14 measurements spanning 41 days, net +91. Dots are measurements; the straight line between them is drawn to join them, not to claim we know the path taken in between — snapshots are recorded only when a count changes, so gaps mean “no change observed”, never “interpolated”. The vertical axis spans 1,770–1,897 and does not start at zero.
Measurement log — every subscribers count we have recorded
Measured (UTC)SubscribersChange
16 Sept 2026, 19:551,876-5
12 Sept 2026, 16:151,881-1
8 Sept 2026, 12:191,882+5
3 Sept 2026, 06:131,877+5
31 Aug 2026, 05:521,872+18
28 Aug 2026, 13:381,854+17
25 Aug 2026, 14:541,837+9
22 Aug 2026, 13:281,828+19
19 Aug 2026, 01:431,809-2
15 Aug 2026, 20:481,811+6
12 Aug 2026, 17:141,805+11
9 Aug 2026, 12:391,794+8
6 Aug 2026, 22:021,786+1
6 Aug 2026, 12:011,785first reading

Engagement

17 posts held, back to 28 July 2026the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 2 pages of Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.

Nothing published in the last 30 days. ERR and ER are rolling 30-day measures, so there is nothing to compute — we hold 17 posts for this entry, the most recent from 7 August 2026. An engagement rate over an empty window would be a number about nothing.

Reaction mix

1,426 reactions across 17 posts, in 3 distinct kinds. The most used accounts for 54.7% of them.

Every reaction kind recorded on the sample, most used first
ReactionCountShareShare, drawn
78054.7%
custom 535266121092170604636325.5%
custom 524036836754984002628319.8%

Custom emoji. 2 of the rows above are Telegram custom emoji, which the public preview renders as an element carrying only a numeric id — no character, and no image we can reach. The id is printed as-is rather than substituted with a look-alike glyph, because a stand-in would be our invention showing where a measurement should be. The counts beside them are Telegram’s.

No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.

Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.

Coverage. Reactions were read on 17 of the 17 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 1,426 reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.

Measured over the 17 most recent posts we hold, published 28 July 2026 to 7 August 2026, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.

Telegram Stars

Stars received
2
across the posts below
Posts paid on
1
of 17 we hold a reading for · 6%
Most on one post
2
single highest reading

A paid reaction is a reader spending Telegram Stars — bought with money — on a post by @tsao_hamovniki. Telegram publishes the count on the public post preview alongside ordinary reactions, and this register reads it there. It is the only figure on this site that measures money moving rather than attention.

Stars are not reactions, and the two are never added. They are rendered in the same strip on Telegram and counted in the same shape, but one is a tap and the other is a purchase. The reaction totals and the engagement rate elsewhere on this page exclude every figure in this section, and no rate here is computed against a reaction count.

This is not revenue, and we publish no currency figure. What a Star costs a reader and what it pays a channel are different numbers, Telegram takes a share we cannot observe, and the terms have changed. Converting a Star count into money would be an estimate dressed as a measurement, so the count is where we stop.

Counted over the 17 most recent posts we hold for this entry, published 28 July 2026 to 7 August 2026. Star counts above 1,000 reach us in Telegram’s short form and carry the same three-significant-figure rounding as everything else on this page.

Recent posts

7 Aug 2026, 10:48 UTC670 views45 reactionsread 7 August 2026
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завершить принудительно

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6 Aug 2026, 17:01 UTC628 views79 reactionsread 7 August 2026

сериал клан сопрано научил меня тому что тебе всё можно и тебя почти все любят, если ты достаточно толстый и смешной, но при этом не слишком лысый

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5 Aug 2026, 19:14 UTC924 views50 reactionsread 7 August 2026

«зарплата gross», «зарплата net» втф чел. зарплата в черную мне в руки точнее сначала в конвертик потом в руки

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5 Aug 2026, 08:31 UTC861 views77 reactionsread 7 August 2026

у вас бывало такое решаете внезапно зайти в инстаграм к бывшей и такие пиздец как же разжирела просто как тварь. но я все равно люблю тебя

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4 Aug 2026, 19:49 UTC≈1,310 views98 reactionsread 7 August 2026
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блядь а ведь мы россияне

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4 Aug 2026, 08:29 UTC944 views76 reactionsread 7 August 2026

план на день в путинской россии би лайк

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3 Aug 2026, 17:49 UTC882 views74 reactionsread 7 August 2026

собчак. как властям удалось взломать ее переписку? ну, тут все просто. она же амбассадор мессенджера макс. то есть фсб может в режиме реального времени видеть и слышать все, что происходит в ее телефоне и вокруг ее телефона. вот они и решили поделиться этой информацией с народом

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3 Aug 2026, 11:39 UTC≈1,060 views55 reactionsread 7 August 2026

виноваты жиды и подобное происходит постоянно

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3 Aug 2026, 08:04 UTC≈1,100 views88 reactionsread 7 August 2026

мужчины и их матери, мужчины и чесноус а также кетчунез, мужчины и ThinkPad модельный ряд ноутбуков разработанный компанией IBM, мужчины и сидеть сердито какать в туалете, мужчины и лежать храпеть потеть, мужчины и лысеть прямо во время секса, мужчины и страх и желание анального изнасилования симпатичным твинком в советской тюрьме, мужчины и та книжка лакана которую он листал однажды и сделал частью своей личности, м

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1 Aug 2026, 17:18 UTC≈1,720 views44 reactionsread 7 August 2026

я делаю Легендарную подсечку позднякова раз в день

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31 Jul 2026, 15:42 UTC≈3,360 views112 reactionsread 7 August 2026

Я русская женщина средних лет с лишним весом Я буду встречаться с молодым таджиком

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31 Jul 2026, 06:54 UTC≈1,400 views77 reactionsread 7 August 2026

мало кто знает но насти д. не прибиты к полу и любой кто может поднять может и унести их домой совершенно легально у меня уже 312 насть д. дома и я не собираюсь останавливаться

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Showing the 12 most recent of 17 posts we hold for @tsao_hamovniki. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.

Polls

The poll we hold for this entry, as Telegram rendered it when we read the post. A poll’s figures keep moving after that, so each one is dated.

30 Jul 2026, 09:08 UTCAnonymous Poll516 voters

три главных слова, которые вы хотели бы чаще слышать от своего партнера:

  1. похуй на вайбкодинг4%
  2. я пойду мыться13%
  3. я убил бывшую14%
  4. я нашел работу10%
  5. мы не беременны9%
  6. дома есть чипсы12%
  7. пойдем пить пиво20%
  8. путин фудкорт СВО18%

Shares as published. No per-option vote count is published by Telegram, so none is shown.

Percentages only — there are no per-option vote counts here, because Telegram publishes none. The public post preview gives each option’s share and a single voter total, and nothing else. Multiplying one by the other would produce a per-option tally that looks measured and is not: the shares are rounded to whole numbers before we ever see them. We print what was published and leave the column that does not exist empty.

The shares need not add up to 100. Rounding alone puts many polls at 99 or 101. A poll that allows more than one answer per voter runs well past 100 by design, and several here do. The bars are drawn against a fixed 100% track at each option’s own percentage rather than normalised to the total, so a poll that exceeds it shows that it does instead of being quietly rescaled.

Read from the 17 most recent posts we hold, published 28 July 2026 to 7 August 2026. Telegram labels each poll by kind — an anonymous poll, a quiz, a closed set of final results — and that label is reproduced rather than paraphrased.

Forward network

Built only from forwarded posts we have actually read, on both sides. Coverage is early and deliberately incomplete: a missing link means we have not read the post that would prove it, never that the relationship does not exist. Counts are distinct forwarded posts observed, so they only ever go up as we read more.

Mentions

Named by 1 registered channel — every channel on the register whose own posts have named this one, by its current username or any other username it currently holds, merged from two separately captured readings of the same fact so a namer caught by only one of them is not missed and a namer both caught is not counted twice. A username this channel has since dropped is not matched — that handle may belong to someone else now, and crediting today’s namer to yesterday’s owner would misattribute it.

Named by

Channels on the register whose posts name this channel's handle.

A mention is a weaker signal than a forward and is counted separately for that reason — naming a channel is not republishing it, and a handle in a post body is easy to place deliberately. The post counts beside each row below are distinct posts in which the handle appeared, from posts we have read on both sides — the “Named by N registered channels” figure above is a different count, of distinct NAMING CHANNELS rather than posts, and is not the sum of the rows under it.

Cite this entry

A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 16 September 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.

“я вспоминаю о тебе, когда” (@tsao_hamovniki), 1,876 subscribers as measured 16 September 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/tsao_hamovniki.

Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.