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@touchitandshutup
On this record: Growth · Engagement · What this channel posts · Reactions · Posts · Citations · Cite this entry
80subscribers
+1 since we began measuring on 10 November 2026
Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of Under 1,000.
| Telegram ID | -1002974367927 |
|---|---|
| Type | Channel |
| Username | @touchitandshutup |
| Created | Between 1 August 2025 and 31 October 2025 — estimated from Telegram’s id allocation, not measured. How this range is calculated. |
| First recorded | 10 November 2026 |
| Last confirmed live | 11 November 2026 |
| Measurements held | 3 |
| Confirmed unchanged | 1 time, most recently 11 November 2026 |
| On Telegram | t.me/touchitandshutup |
| Measured (UTC) | Subscribers | Change |
|---|---|---|
| 11 Nov 2026, 01:46 | 80 | +1 |
| 10 Nov 2026, 04:22 | 79 | no change |
| 10 Nov 2026, 03:47 | 79 | first reading |
20 posts held, back to 8 November 2026 — the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 1 page of Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.
ERR is average views per post over the last 30 days divided by subscribers, the definition TGStat uses, so this figure is comparable with the one you will see elsewhere. It falls structurally as a channel grows: a high ERR on a small channel and a low one on a large channel describe reach mathematics, not quality. We publish the figure and the sample it came from and pass no verdict on it.
ER is defined industry-wide as (forwards + reactions + comments) ÷ views — note the denominator is views, not subscribers. Telegram’s public web preview carries views and reactions but not forward or comment counts, so the reaction rate above is the reactions term only and is therefore a floor: the true ER for this channel is higher by an amount we have not measured and will not estimate.
| Window | Rolling 30 days · latest post in window 10 November 2026 |
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| Posts held | 20 (8 November 2026 – 10 November 2026) |
| Views total | 739 |
| Reactions total | 228 |
| Forwards / comments | not exposed by the public surface — not measured, not estimated |
| Readings taken | 10 Nov 2026, 04:22 UTC |
Views are a single reading per post, taken at the time above. A post published in the last day or two is still accumulating views, which pulls the 30-day average down slightly. That is a property of the standard definition rather than a fault in it, so we keep the definition rather than “correcting” the number into something nobody can reproduce.
Precision. Telegram publishes view counts on its public widget in short form — 8.12K, 3.7M — so any reading at or above 1,000 reaches us rounded to three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. Averages and rates derived from them are shown to the same precision rather than to the unit: a figure like 3,701,250 would assert digits nobody measured.
Reaction counts are published per emoji and rounded the same way, so a total below 1,000 is exact and a larger one is a sum that may carry a rounded component from each emoji above 1,000. Because it is a sum, it does not look rounded — read a large reaction total as three significant figures per contributing emoji rather than as the figure it prints.
Measured directly from 2 videos with a duration reading, out of the posts we hold for this channel — not this channel’s whole posting history, only the sample this register has actually read. An exact reading to the second, taken from the post itself rather than from Telegram’s own rounded chrome, so it carries no ≈ mark.
228 reactions across 20 posts, in 4 distinct kinds. The most used accounts for 29.4% of them.
| Reaction | Count | Share | Share, drawn |
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| custom 5438212939368657816 | 67 | 29.4% | |
| custom 5436030022240469327 | 62 | 27.2% | |
| custom 5431601863713649358 | 57 | 25.0% | |
| custom 5433726034279169262 | 42 | 18.4% |
Custom emoji. Every row above is a Telegram custom emoji, which the public preview renders as an element carrying only a numeric id — no character, and no image we can reach. The id is printed as-is rather than substituted with a look-alike glyph, because a stand-in would be our invention showing where a measurement should be. The counts beside them are Telegram’s.
No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.
Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.
Coverage. Reactions were read on 20 of the 20 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 228 reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.
Measured over the 20 most recent posts we hold, published 8 November 2026 to 10 November 2026, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.
Telegram’s own ‘edited’ marker: 3 of 20 posts held from the last 30 days (15.0%) carried it when this register last read them. The marker says a post was changed after publishing, not what it said before — this register holds the earlier wording only where an edit fell between two of its own reads (see the edit ledger and how it is measured).
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хедканон внимание! вероятно это мог бы быть джисон из деревенских #thejewel
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интересно существует ли фанфик в котором упоминается супер корова
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не люблю вторники за то, что после них идет тупая среда
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как люди могут быть настолько жестокими
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🤩равномерно ускоренное движение А что творится в его недолугом мозге, раз он в восемь вечера ни с того ни с сего приперся к нему под подъезд из абсолютно другой части города в ливень, так ещё и без зонта. И написал. И даже попросил выйти. После «выйди на пять минут» в переписке обычно через две недели посреди ночи приходит «спишь?» Не хотелось повторить судьбу каждой второй парочки, начавшей отношения с подъездной …
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с каждым днём я обожаю моих коллег всё больше. они гарант моего настроения сейчас
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весь день идет дождь. очень склизко. ноябрь, почему ты март!!!
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топ вещей, которые я успела за эту ночь: -поиграла в игру у чипы в канале и посмеялась там же -пофлиртовала с подругой и снова посмеялась (и смущалась да) -подумала о проклятии на имя женщин, которые меня кидали (это одно имя блять) -поела -выпила литр колы бс -помылась (больше не воняю) (похвалите меня) -написала 1,5 страницы новой работы. могла больше, но отдала предпочтение сну (я так и не уснула) -посмотрела тикт…
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нет ничего крепче, чем связь женщины, творящей искусство, но при этом болеющей депрессией, и этой песни.
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Showing the 12 most recent of 20 posts we hold for @touchitandshutup. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked ≈ was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.
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Channels on the register that have forwarded this channel's posts into their own feed.
Built only from forwarded posts we have actually read, on both sides. Coverage is early and deliberately incomplete: a missing link means we have not read the post that would prove it, never that the relationship does not exist. Counts are distinct forwarded posts observed, so they only ever go up as we read more.
A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 11 November 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.
“шепчу звёздам” (@touchitandshutup), 80 subscribers as measured 11 November 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/touchitandshutup.
Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.