Only Lovers Left Alive 2013
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Channel
@thelostwitchhome
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1,146subscribers
-3 since we began measuring on 11 August 2026
Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of 1,000–3,162.
| Telegram ID | -1001969638816 |
|---|---|
| Type | Channel |
| Username | @thelostwitchhome |
| Created | Between 1 March 2023 and 31 October 2023— estimated from Telegram’s id allocation, not measured. How this range is calculated. |
| First recorded | 11 August 2026 |
| Last confirmed live | 12 August 2026 |
| Measurements held | 2 |
| Confirmed unchanged | 1 time, most recently 12 August 2026 |
| On Telegram | t.me/thelostwitchhome |
| Measured (UTC) | Subscribers | Change |
|---|---|---|
| 12 Aug 2026, 00:08 | 1,146 | -3 |
| 11 Aug 2026, 15:16 | 1,149 | first reading |
14 posts held, back to 3 August 2026 — the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 1 pageof Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.
ERR is average views per post over the last 30 days divided by subscribers, the definition TGStat uses, so this figure is comparable with the one you will see elsewhere. It falls structurally as a channel grows: a high ERR on a small channel and a low one on a large channel describe reach mathematics, not quality. We publish the figure and the sample it came from and pass no verdict on it.
ER is defined industry-wide as (forwards + reactions + comments) ÷ views— note the denominator is views, not subscribers. Telegram’s public web preview carries views and reactions but not forward or comment counts, so the reaction rate above is the reactions term only and is therefore a floor: the true ER for this channel is higher by an amount we have not measured and will not estimate.
| Window | Rolling 30 days · latest post in window 10 August 2026 |
|---|---|
| Posts held | 14 (3 August 2026 – 10 August 2026) |
| Views total | 6,516 |
| Reactions total | — |
| Forwards / comments | not exposed by the public surface — not measured, not estimated |
| Readings taken | 11 Aug 2026, 15:16 UTC |
Views are a single reading per post, taken at the time above. A post published in the last day or two is still accumulating views, which pulls the 30-day average down slightly. That is a property of the standard definition rather than a fault in it, so we keep the definition rather than “correcting” the number into something nobody can reproduce.
Precision. Telegram publishes view counts on its public widget in short form — 8.12K, 3.7M — so any reading at or above 1,000 reaches us rounded to three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. Averages and rates derived from them are shown to the same precision rather than to the unit: a figure like 3,701,250 would assert digits nobody measured.
Reaction counts are published per emoji and rounded the same way, so a total below 1,000 is exact and a larger one is a sum that may carry a rounded component from each emoji above 1,000. Because it is a sum, it does not look rounded — read a large reaction total as three significant figures per contributing emoji rather than as the figure it prints.
Measured directly from 1 video with a duration reading, out of the posts we hold for this channel — not this channel’s whole posting history, only the sample this register has actually read. An exact reading to the second, taken from the post itself rather than from Telegram’s own rounded chrome, so it carries no ≈ mark.
Only Lovers Left Alive 2013
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دچار بودن برام مثل واردشدن به یه اتاق تاریکه که میدونم تهش یه در هست ولی نمیدونم اون در به کجا باز میشه؛ با اینحال میرم تو. هر بار و هر بار و هربار. آدمها فک میکنن دلبریدن سخته، برای من سختترین قسمت دلنبستنه. باید دچار باشی تا قصه ای داشته باشی؛ من معتاد قصهم، تمام تنم به قصه نیاز داره.
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گیاه چای برای نخستین بار در چین کشت شد، و پیش از آنکه به عمل بیاد و به نوشیدنی شناخته شدهی کنونی تبدیل بشه به سبب تلخیش، "تو" نامیده میشد. واژهی "تو" بعدها در لهجه ها و زبان های مختلف چینی اشکال مختلفی گرفت از جمله "ته" که مبدا اشتقاق واژهی انگلیسی Tea هست و "چا" که مبدا اشتقاق واژه ی فارسی چای.
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در ژاپن تشريفات نوشيدن چاى دو ساعت طول مى كشه. اين مراسم بخشی از يک مذهب عجيب هست كه برخى به اون مذهب "تئيسم" يا "چاى گرايى" میگن.
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شاید هم من شروع کردم به نوشتن فقط چون خوابم نمیبُرد. شاید اگه هرگز مشکل خواب نداشتم، این همه دردسر هم با کلمات یا شاید اصلا خود آدمها نداشتم.
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possession 1981 هرچیزی که عشقی بیمارگونه نیست ناچیزه.
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یه لیست از فیلم های نسبتا جدیدی که تا تابستون تموم نشده باید ببینید. 1-Die, My Love 2025 2-The Ugly Stepsister 2025 3-Eddington 2025 4-The Phoenician Scheme 2025 5-The Love That Remains 2025 6-The Shrouds 2025 7-Mother Mary 2026 8-The Bride! 2026 9-Obsession 2026 10-Teenage Sex and Death at Camp Miasma 2026
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The Day After, 1894-95, by Edvard Munch.
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Do you think Jan Švankmajer knows he created the greatest surrealist film of all time when he made Faust?
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Faust، 1994.
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Learning Russian has become something more than just learning a language for me. It feels more like discovering a certain kind of silence؛ the same silence you find in Chekhov and Dostoevsky.
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دارم یکی از بهترین فیلم های زندگیم رو میبینم و چنانشگفتزدهم کرده که باید فریاد سر بدم. خدایا خدایا خدایا عاشق سینمام. عاشق این هنر ژرف و پلان های کوتاه و بلندشم. عاشق جزئیاتی هستم که منو غرق دنیای مربوطهش میکنه. سینما و فیلمسازی قطعا یه معجزه هست که برای این دنیا رخ داده🍵.
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Showing the 12 most recent of 14 posts we hold for @thelostwitchhome. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked ≈ was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.
Citation-graph rank — 622,906 of 1,176,251entries in the measured graph. A weighted position computed from the forward and mention edges below — republished posts weigh more than named mentions — and recomputed periodically, over the whole graph. Published only as this ordinal position, never as a score: a position is a fact, and a score printed beside one channel’s name would read as a verdict this register does not make. The two counts beneath stay separate for the same reason mentions are never summed with forwards anywhere else on this page — a named-by count costs nothing to manufacture. The top 100 by this measure, or how it is computed.
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Channels on the register that have forwarded this channel's posts into their own feed.
Built only from forwarded posts we have actually read, on both sides. Coverage is early and deliberately incomplete: a missing link means we have not read the post that would prove it, never that the relationship does not exist. Counts are distinct forwarded posts observed, so they only ever go up as we read more.
A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 12 August 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.
“𝖿𝗈𝗋𝖾𝗌𝗍 𝗅𝗂𝖻𝗋𝖺𝗋𝗒𖥧” (@thelostwitchhome), 1,146 subscribers as measured 12 August 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/thelostwitchhome.
Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.