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The Анекдот ☀️

@theAnekdots

On this record: Topic · Growth · Engagement · Reactions · Posts · Posts recorded as deleted · Cite this entry

4,337subscribers

-129 since we began measuring on 7 August 2026

Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of 3,162–10,000.

Register entry

Telegram ID-1001969847644
TypeChannel
Username@theAnekdots
CreatedBetween 1 April 2023 and 31 October 2023 — estimated from Telegram’s id allocation, not measured. How this range is calculated.
First recorded7 August 2026
Last confirmed live2 November 2026
Measurements held23
Confirmed unchanged1 time, most recently 2 November 2026
On Telegramt.me/theAnekdots

Topic

Memes & entertainment — a classification, not a measurement. An on-box language model (Qwen3.6-35B-A3B-FP8, prompt version 1) read this channel’s own recent posts on 13 September 2026 and assigned it the closest of 31 fixed categories, at 100% confidence. This is a model’s judgement about what the channel is likely to be about, not a fact this register measured the way a subscriber count or a view count is measured — it can be revised on a later pass, and it carries no weight anywhere else on this page. How this classification works, and the other topics.

Growth

4,3374,4664,401.57 August 2026 — 4,466 subscribers7 August 2026 — 4,465 subscribers10 August 2026 — 4,461 subscribers13 August 2026 — 4,455 subscribers17 August 2026 — 4,447 subscribers20 August 2026 — 4,442 subscribers23 August 2026 — 4,440 subscribers27 August 2026 — 4,434 subscribers30 August 2026 — 4,433 subscribers2 September 2026 — 4,431 subscribers8 September 2026 — 4,422 subscribers12 September 2026 — 4,417 subscribers15 September 2026 — 4,419 subscribers27 September 2026 — 4,406 subscribers5 October 2026 — 4,398 subscribers12 October 2026 — 4,383 subscribers15 October 2026 — 4,380 subscribers18 October 2026 — 4,378 subscribers21 October 2026 — 4,372 subscribers24 October 2026 — 4,368 subscribers27 October 2026 — 4,365 subscribers30 October 2026 — 4,342 subscribers2 November 2026 — 4,337 subscribers7 August 20262 November 2026
23 measurements spanning 87 days, net -129. Dots are measurements; the straight line between them is drawn to join them, not to claim we know the path taken in between — snapshots are recorded only when a count changes, so gaps mean “no change observed”, never “interpolated”. The vertical axis spans 4,318–4,485 and does not start at zero.
Measurement log — every subscribers count we have recorded, most recent 20 of 23
Measured (UTC)SubscribersChange
2 Nov 2026, 13:544,337-5
30 Oct 2026, 18:364,342-23
27 Oct 2026, 11:554,365-3
24 Oct 2026, 14:554,368-4
21 Oct 2026, 13:284,372-6
18 Oct 2026, 19:184,378-2
15 Oct 2026, 15:564,380-3
12 Oct 2026, 09:214,383-15
5 Oct 2026, 10:574,398-8
27 Sept 2026, 20:384,406-13
15 Sept 2026, 12:024,419+2
12 Sept 2026, 05:184,417-5
8 Sept 2026, 09:184,422-9
2 Sept 2026, 20:594,431-2
30 Aug 2026, 10:374,433-1
27 Aug 2026, 05:464,434-6
23 Aug 2026, 23:034,440-2
20 Aug 2026, 08:564,442-5
17 Aug 2026, 09:544,447-8
13 Aug 2026, 14:274,455first reading

Engagement

24 posts held, back to 3 August 2026 — the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 7 pages of Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.

Nothing published in the last 30 days. ERR and ER are rolling 30-day measures, so there is nothing to compute — we hold 24 posts for this entry, the most recent from 8 August 2026. An engagement rate over an empty window would be a number about nothing.

Reaction mix

236 reactions across 22 posts, in 8 distinct kinds. The most used accounts for 70.3% of them.

Every reaction kind recorded on the sample, most used first
ReactionCountShareShare, drawn
🤣16670.3%
💩2410.2%
👀166.78%
🥱166.78%
🔥72.97%
💯52.12%
👍10.424%
🤬10.424%

No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.

Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.

Coverage. Reactions were read on 22 of the 24 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 236 reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.

Measured over the 24 most recent posts we hold, published 3 August 2026 to 8 August 2026, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.

Recent posts

8 Aug 2026, 17:06 UTC110 views2 reactionsread 8 August 2026

Внук спрашивает у деда: - Дедушка, а ты с первого взгляда влюбился в бабушку? Он призадумался и говорит: - Когда наши взгляды в первые пересеклись, я точно помню, что сильно покраснел, то ли от того, что сразу влюбился, то ли от того, что срал за гаражом.

💩2

8 Aug 2026, 15:04 UTC218 views5 reactionsread 8 August 2026

Музыка была настолько расслабляющей, что Витя обосрался.

💩4🤣1

7 Aug 2026, 14:21 UTC426 views8 reactionsread 8 August 2026

— Доктор, доктор! Я не могу нащупать свои ноги! — С вашими ногами всё в полном порядке, голубчик мой! Я просто вам руки ампутировал.

👀4🤣3🥱1

7 Aug 2026, 13:17 UTC464 views14 reactionsread 8 August 2026

Маленький мальчик загадал желание: «Хочу, чтобы у меня каждый день был День рождения!» Через два месяца он состарился и умер.

🤣14

6 Aug 2026, 15:34 UTC502 views17 reactionsread 8 August 2026

— Пошли, племянник, сейчас дядя Арчи будет учить вытирать тебя задницу. — Но дядя Арчи, я не хочу сейчас какать! — Дядя Арчи хочет.

💩10🤣6👍1

6 Aug 2026, 13:43 UTC502 views11 reactionsread 8 August 2026

Красная Шапочка приходит к бабушке: - Бабушка, я тебе пирожков принесла, попробуй, какие вкусные! - Попозже, внученька, у меня ещё волк не переварился...

🤣7🥱3👀1

6 Aug 2026, 10:26 UTC604 views14 reactionsread 8 August 2026

Купил негр чёрный "Бумер", пришёл домой, а его спрашивают: - Какого цвета машина? - Телесного.

🤣11🥱3

6 Aug 2026, 07:25 UTC542 views13 reactionsread 8 August 2026

— Может, нам задуматься о браке? — Твою мать, Петрович, давно пора! У тебя же на выходе каждая пятая деталь бракованная!

🤣11🥱2

Showing the 12 most recent of 24 posts we hold for @theAnekdots. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked ≈ was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.

Posts recorded as deleted after publishing

We recorded 3 posts on @theAnekdots as deleted — posts this register held that were missing from the channel’s public page on two separate reads, taken from different network addresses at least an hour apart.

A deletion is not wrongdoing. This register can see that a post it held is no longer on the channel’s public page, and when — not why. Expired ad placements, reposts, rotating links and corrections all look the same. This is a count of recorded detections, not an exact total: it misses deletions we could not see, because only a post we held and later re-read inside the page can be seen to go, and it may include a small number of wrong records. How this is measured.

First seen missing
7 August 2026
Most recent seen missing
8 August 2026
Median time before seen missing
48 hours
Seen missing in the last 30 days
0

Cite this entry

A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 2 November 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.

“The Анекдот ☀️” (@theAnekdots), 4,337 subscribers as measured 2 November 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/theAnekdots.

Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.