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Пикабу | Истории из жизни

@text_pikabu

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10,906subscribers

-193 since we began measuring on 7 August 2026

Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of 10,000–31,623.

Register entry

Telegram ID-1001682116411
TypeChannel
Username@text_pikabu
DescriptionНомер регистрации в РКН: № 5727206974 Пикабу известен жизненными историями и здесь вы найдёте лучшие из них. Все каналы Пикабу: t.me/addlist/eGwZ5gtesIEwZTFi Реклама: [email protected]
Created4 April 2022 — measured — cross-checked against a third-party dataset (ext.tg_channel)
First recorded7 August 2026
Last confirmed live12 November 2026
Measurements held60
Confirmed unchanged1 time, most recently 12 November 2026
On Telegramt.me/text_pikabu

Topic

Memes & entertainment — a classification, not a measurement. An on-box language model (Qwen3.6-35B-A3B-FP8, prompt version 1) read this channel’s own recent posts on 11 September 2026 and assigned it the closest of 31 fixed categories, at 87% confidence. This is a model’s judgement about what the channel is likely to be about, not a fact this register measured the way a subscriber count or a view count is measured — it can be revised on a later pass, and it carries no weight anywhere else on this page. How this classification works, and the other topics.

Observations

These are measurements, not verdicts. Each one below states something we counted, alongside the evidence it was counted from, so you can check it rather than take it. None of them is graded: every observation this register holds is recorded at severity 0, because the precision of the detectors behind them has not been measured yet, and a rating we cannot support is worse than none. Read each as a fact about the data, not as a judgement about the channel. How we measure.

Content that also appears on other registered channels

Posts published here appear in near-verbatim form on 1 other registered channel. The matching is on the text itself, not on Telegram’s forward marker, so it finds a copy whether or not it was labelled as one.

Matching posts — open both and compare (6 of the pairs behind the counts below)
Posted firstThenOverlapGap
@pikabu/5241811 Nov 2026, 11:04 UTC@text_pikabu/4585 · this entry11 Nov 2026, 12:15 UTC1.0071 minutes
@pikabu/5223731 Oct 2026, 18:02 UTC@text_pikabu/4539 · this entry1 Nov 2026, 06:15 UTC0.9912 hours
@pikabu/5242611 Nov 2026, 17:03 UTC@text_pikabu/4587 · this entry11 Nov 2026, 18:15 UTC0.9971 minutes
@pikabu/523236 Nov 2026, 10:04 UTC@text_pikabu/4567 · this entry6 Nov 2026, 15:15 UTC0.985.2 hours
@pikabu/5240110 Nov 2026, 12:35 UTC@text_pikabu/4584 · this entry11 Nov 2026, 09:15 UTC0.9821 hours
@text_pikabu/4264 · this entry31 Aug 2026, 15:17 UTC@pikabu/5095431 Aug 2026, 17:03 UTC0.981.8 hours
Channels this entry shares post bodies with, where at least one matching post pair has no forward credit between the two channels, or to a common source, recorded in our data
ChannelMatching postsText overlapTypical gapPublished first
@pikabu28 (8/8 hand-verifiable sample passed)0.972.7 hours@pikabu (16–12)

Text overlap is the Jaccard coefficient over the set of distinct three-word phrases in the two bodies: 1.00 is identical wording, and the threshold for counting a pair at all is 0.70. Candidates are generated by simhash LSH (4 x 16-bit bands, exact Hamming <= 3) verified against the bodies with Jaccard over the SET of distinct 3-word shingles. Published first counts which side of each matching pair carries the earlier timestamp — in this corpus, which is the limitation directly below.

What this cannot establish

MEASURED, DOMINANT ERROR SOURCE: a post ingested before 2026-08-06 may have carried a forward header that was not recorded. A 45-pair hand-check against live t.me pages found 14 (31%) where the live page shows a forward header naming the other channel and the database has none, plus 4 more (9%) naming a third party. The text match itself was wrong 0 times out of 45. Read attribution_capture.items_in_trusted_window before treating the unattributed count as a claim.

Telegram lets a channel forward a post with a header naming the source, and we only began reliably recording that header on 2026-08-06. 16 of the 16 matches recorded here fall after that date and carried no header when we read them. The rest predate reliable capture and are not evidence either way.

“Published first” means first in this corpus. We hold 192 comparable posts for this entry, running 27 July 2026 to 12 November 2026. A channel we have read one page deep will look younger than a neighbour we have read in full, and the order would flip with no change in the underlying facts.

The detector’s own notes on this observation, as it recorded them. Names in this_style are fields of the underlying evidence record, which the plain-English paragraphs above read out for this entry.

  • Verbatim republication has three causes and the text separates only two: a clone/mirror, unattributed copy-paste, or BOTH channels copying a common third source that neither attributes. The spread filter (content held by at most 8 channels) reduces the third and does not remove it.
  • 'Earliest' means earliest IN THIS CORPUS. A channel ingested one page deep will look younger than a neighbour ingested in full; corpus_coverage above is there to be checked before the direction is believed.
  • shared_verified_est extrapolates the sampled pass rate over the full narrow match count; sampled/passed are the numbers actually measured.
  • Absence of a forward header is not proof of intent: Telegram lets a channel disable forward attribution, and a credit written in the body is not parsed as attribution here (mention_edge_either_way above is the closest available signal).

Recorded under the key clone_mutual, last confirmed 13 November 2026. An observation that a later pass no longer finds is cleared, and a cleared observation is removed from this page rather than being shown struck through — we do not keep publishing a claim we have withdrawn. Dispute an observation.

Growth

10,90611,09911,002.57 August 2026 — 11,099 subscribers7 August 2026 — 11,099 subscribers8 August 2026 — 11,093 subscribers9 August 2026 — 11,094 subscribers10 August 2026 — 11,092 subscribers11 August 2026 — 11,085 subscribers12 August 2026 — 11,083 subscribers13 August 2026 — 11,082 subscribers14 August 2026 — 11,076 subscribers16 August 2026 — 11,077 subscribers17 August 2026 — 11,076 subscribers18 August 2026 — 11,071 subscribers19 August 2026 — 11,076 subscribers23 August 2026 — 11,082 subscribers25 August 2026 — 11,084 subscribers26 August 2026 — 11,083 subscribers27 August 2026 — 11,074 subscribers28 August 2026 — 11,072 subscribers29 August 2026 — 11,074 subscribers31 August 2026 — 11,071 subscribers1 September 2026 — 11,067 subscribers2 September 2026 — 11,070 subscribers3 September 2026 — 11,065 subscribers6 September 2026 — 11,061 subscribers9 September 2026 — 11,057 subscribers11 September 2026 — 11,049 subscribers13 September 2026 — 11,043 subscribers15 September 2026 — 11,042 subscribers17 September 2026 — 11,044 subscribers19 September 2026 — 11,038 subscribers26 September 2026 — 11,022 subscribers4 October 2026 — 11,005 subscribers9 October 2026 — 10,991 subscribers13 October 2026 — 10,984 subscribers14 October 2026 — 10,982 subscribers16 October 2026 — 10,980 subscribers17 October 2026 — 10,977 subscribers18 October 2026 — 10,972 subscribers19 October 2026 — 10,969 subscribers20 October 2026 — 10,968 subscribers22 October 2026 — 10,969 subscribers23 October 2026 — 10,964 subscribers24 October 2026 — 10,962 subscribers25 October 2026 — 10,961 subscribers26 October 2026 — 10,960 subscribers26 October 2026 — 10,956 subscribers27 October 2026 — 10,950 subscribers28 October 2026 — 10,944 subscribers29 October 2026 — 10,943 subscribers31 October 2026 — 10,938 subscribers1 November 2026 — 10,934 subscribers2 November 2026 — 10,933 subscribers3 November 2026 — 10,926 subscribers4 November 2026 — 10,925 subscribers5 November 2026 — 10,923 subscribers6 November 2026 — 10,919 subscribers7 November 2026 — 10,917 subscribers9 November 2026 — 10,916 subscribers10 November 2026 — 10,909 subscribers12 November 2026 — 10,906 subscribers7 August 202612 November 2026
60 measurements spanning 98 days, net -193. Dots are measurements; the straight line between them is drawn to join them, not to claim we know the path taken in between — snapshots are recorded only when a count changes, so gaps mean “no change observed”, never “interpolated”. The vertical axis spans 10,877–11,128 and does not start at zero.
Measurement log — every subscribers count we have recorded, most recent 20 of 60
Measured (UTC)SubscribersChange
12 Nov 2026, 21:5610,906-3
10 Nov 2026, 18:0810,909-7
9 Nov 2026, 03:3610,916-1
7 Nov 2026, 20:0810,917-2
6 Nov 2026, 21:0910,919-4
5 Nov 2026, 19:3710,923-2
4 Nov 2026, 19:0010,925-1
3 Nov 2026, 19:0810,926-7
2 Nov 2026, 17:1110,933-1
1 Nov 2026, 20:2510,934-4
31 Oct 2026, 20:4110,938-5
29 Oct 2026, 19:4010,943-1
28 Oct 2026, 20:5810,944-6
27 Oct 2026, 21:4610,950-6
26 Oct 2026, 23:3510,956-4
26 Oct 2026, 02:5110,960-1
25 Oct 2026, 00:2910,961-1
24 Oct 2026, 01:5710,962-2
23 Oct 2026, 03:5710,964-5
22 Oct 2026, 01:0610,969first reading

Engagement

194 posts held, back to 27 July 2026 — the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 62 pages of Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.

ERR · 30 days
16.9%
avg views ÷ 10,906 subscribers
Avg views / post
1,850
65 posts measured
Reaction rate
3.36%
reactions ÷ views · ER floor
Posts in window
65
of 194 held

ERR is average views per post over the last 30 days divided by subscribers, the definition TGStat uses, so this figure is comparable with the one you will see elsewhere. It falls structurally as a channel grows: a high ERR on a small channel and a low one on a large channel describe reach mathematics, not quality. We publish the figure and the sample it came from and pass no verdict on it.

ER is defined industry-wide as (forwards + reactions + comments) ÷ views — note the denominator is views, not subscribers. Telegram’s public web preview carries views and reactions but not forward or comment counts, so the reaction rate above is the reactions term only and is therefore a floor: the true ER for this channel is higher by an amount we have not measured and will not estimate. It is computed over the 64 of 65 measured posts that carry a reaction reading, and over those same posts' views.

What these figures were computed from
WindowRolling 30 days · latest post in window 13 November 2026
Posts held194 (27 July 2026 – 13 November 2026)
Views total120,153
Reactions total4,014
Forwards / commentsnot exposed by the public surface — not measured, not estimated
Readings taken13 Nov 2026, 10:38 UTC

Views are a single reading per post, taken at the time above. A post published in the last day or two is still accumulating views, which pulls the 30-day average down slightly. That is a property of the standard definition rather than a fault in it, so we keep the definition rather than “correcting” the number into something nobody can reproduce.

Precision. Telegram publishes view counts on its public widget in short form — 8.12K, 3.7M — so any reading at or above 1,000 reaches us rounded to three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. Averages and rates derived from them are shown to the same precision rather than to the unit: a figure like 3,701,250 would assert digits nobody measured.

Reaction counts are published per emoji and rounded the same way, so a total below 1,000 is exact and a larger one is a sum that may carry a rounded component from each emoji above 1,000. Because it is a sum, it does not look rounded — read a large reaction total as three significant figures per contributing emoji rather than as the figure it prints.

What this channel posts

Photos
≈62
Videos
≈4
Links
≈3,750

Lifetime counters from Telegram’s own channel header, read 13 November 2026 — not the date at the top of this page, which is when the subscriber count was last read. A count marked ≈ was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints these counters in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈142,000 means somewhere between 141,500 and 142,499.

Reaction mix

14,523 reactions across 193 posts, in 45 distinct kinds. The most used accounts for 26.2% of them.

Every reaction kind recorded on the sample, most used first
ReactionCountShareShare, drawn
❤3,81026.2%
😁3,09321.3%
👍1,4359.88%
🔥8876.11%
💯8766.03%
🤣8705.99%
🤯5603.86%
😢4373.01%
💔4242.92%
🤡3392.33%
😱2881.98%
👏2511.73%
🙈1491.03%
🤝1360.936%
🥰1250.861%
🤬1100.757%
🙏870.599%
🤔820.565%
👀740.51%
👎690.475%
25 further kinds4212.90%

No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.

Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.

Coverage. Reactions were read on 193 of the 194 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 14,523 reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.

Measured over the 194 most recent posts we hold, published 27 July 2026 to 13 November 2026, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.

Recent posts

Telegram’s own ‘edited’ marker: 0 of 65 posts held from the last 30 days (0%) carried it when this register last read them. The marker says a post was changed after publishing, not what it said before — this register holds the earlier wording only where an edit fell between two of its own reads (see the edit ledger and how it is measured).

13 Nov 2026, 09:15 UTC524 views21 reactionsread 13 November 2026

Наш гостевой брак Я живу с мужем в гостевом браке, и на это есть причины. Мы расписаны, но не проживаем постоянно в одной квартире, общих детей нет, и не факт, что будут. У меня есть сын-подросток, 14 лет, маленькая двухкомнатная квартира. У мужа однокомнатная квартира и гараж. У каждого есть машина. Мы решили не продавать добрачное, расплатиться с долгами (кредит мужа на авто для грузоперевозок и остаток моей ипот…

❤15🔥6

13 Nov 2026, 09:01 UTC569 viewsread 13 November 2026
Photo

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12 Nov 2026, 18:15 UTC≈1,270 views19 reactionsread 13 November 2026

Как мы снимали первую квартиру Волна постов разблокировала воспоминание. Дело было почти 25 лет назад. Мы с будущей бывшей женой снимали первую квартиру; и ей, и мне — чуть за 20, понятно, что опыта никакого. Нашли квартиру в том районе, где у меня сейчас офис, там же я ходил на секцию кикбоксинга в 90-х. Как-то не отпускает меня этот квартал… Дом на возвышенности, квартира на 9 или 10 этаже, точнее не вспомню, ш…

🤯16👏2❤1

12 Nov 2026, 15:15 UTC≈1,350 views27 reactionsread 13 November 2026

История про тест на отцовство А вот я знаю случай: есть у меня квартирант, парень 28 лет. Как-то разговорились с ним, речь про алименты зашла. Я, говорю, ещё годик — и свободен! А он: «Уже выплатил алименты…» Я смутился, думаю: как так быстро? Ещё молодой 🤔 Оказывается, кто-то ему подсказал сдать тест на отцовство. Около 10к ему обошлось. Сдал — результат 99,9%, что дочь не от него. Девчонке 5 лет, любит её сильно…

😱17🔥10

12 Nov 2026, 12:15 UTC≈1,450 views60 reactionsread 13 November 2026

История про парня и девушку Со мной учился парень, который в универе начал встречаться с девушкой-инвалидом. У неё было что-то с позвоночником, из-за чего она вся была перекошенная и могла только медленно ходить с тростью. Этот парень начал с ней встречаться, на последнем курсе они поженились. Он не был из богатой семьи, но старался, работал, все деньги вкладывались в её здоровье. Возил её по стране, по врачам, вся…

😢30🤯17💔8🤡5

12 Nov 2026, 09:15 UTC≈1,520 views54 reactionsread 13 November 2026

Работники и ремонт Решилась сделать ремонт в своей студии — предчистовая от застройщика. Договорилась вроде с мастером, приехал на первое знакомство. Читаю договор, вроде всё ясно-понятно. Три этапа, срок сдачи через 42–43 рабочих дня. Прописаны работы на каждом этапе. Сумма, которую могу потратить на ламинат, обои, сантехнику и так далее в рамках договора (всё, что выше, — по желанию, то доплачиваю). Вроде всё адек…

😁35❤19

12 Nov 2026, 06:15 UTC≈1,550 views29 reactionsread 13 November 2026

Засада у алкаша На заре моей трудовой карьеры и работы в милиции сидели мы в засаде у мужика-алкаша. Он тачку вроде цыганам продал, а они с ним фальшивыми расплатились. У него комплект резины остался, за которым они обещали приехать завтра. Вот завтра наступило — и с 8 утра мы с напарником находимся в этой хате. Началось с того, что у мужика похмелье дикое, и он начинает ныть: мол, отпустите до магаза, я себе вина …

😁25❤4

11 Nov 2026, 18:15 UTC≈1,620 views36 reactionsread 13 November 2026

Уникальный Виталик Ну, не совсем про квартиру, но зато про подъезд, где эти квартиры расположены. Был у нас во дворе один уникальный мальчуган по имени… Виталик! Главной его особенностью было умение ломать себе части тела при самых обычных обстоятельствах. Как пример: он как-то спрыгнул с крыши подвала. Приземлился на ноги, но не удержал равновесие. В итоге с высоты собственного роста умудрился сломать предплечье ср…

😁17😱16❤3

11 Nov 2026, 15:15 UTC≈1,620 views53 reactionsread 13 November 2026

Я сбегу через две недели Последние шесть лет я тащила на себе семью из восьми человек и фактически была матерью пятерым младшим братьям и сёстрам. Они этого даже не ценят, а родители относятся ко мне как к дерьму, несмотря на всё, что я для них делаю. Я больше не могу. Хочу жить своей жизнью, строить свою карьеру, принимать свои решения и не нести на себе чужие проблемы. Я получила полный грант в один колледж (назв…

🔥38❤15

11 Nov 2026, 12:15 UTC≈1,660 views86 reactionsread 13 November 2026

Зелёная звезда Знакомый пережил тяжёлый развод, да и сам брак был очень тяжёлый. Бесконечные претензии, недовольство, терпел ради дочери. Бывшая сама загуляла и подала на развод. Как он сейчас говорит: огромное ей спасибо, если бы не она, я бы столько всего не добился — ей вечно было мало, а мне хватало. Всё оставил жене и дочери, купил себе квартиру на окраине города и съехал. Морально было очень плохо, прибухиват…

❤71👍8🥰7

11 Nov 2026, 09:15 UTC≈1,700 views59 reactionsread 13 November 2026

Мама во главе стола Был случай, когда коллега, очень весёлый парень, пригласил на своё тридцатилетие толпу коллег к себе домой. Когда все собрались, то увидели советский интерьер, посреди комнаты стол с салатами типа оливье и крабового, и во главе стола — маму, очень недовольную тем, что гости опоздали. Мы подумали было, что это шутка такая смешная: мама сейчас уйдёт, и начнётся вечеринка. Но нет — мама сидела во г…

😁55❤2🌚2

11 Nov 2026, 06:15 UTC≈1,750 views60 reactionsread 13 November 2026

Лучший подарок Одно время я очень любил почитывать Пелевина. И вот как-то ближе к Новому году выходит его книга. И 30 декабря вечером, после работы, я решаю сделать себе подарочек — покупаю её. 31-го начал читать, похвалился любимой, что вот книжку купил себе, что, дескать, давно хотел… Прогремели куранты, дарим подарки. И она со смятением и слезами в глазах дарит мне такую же книгу. — Я, — говорит, — как увидела …

❤48👍12

Showing the 12 most recent of 194 posts we hold for @text_pikabu. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked ≈ was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.

Posts edited after publishing

@text_pikabu edited 1 post after it first published — the same permalink now carries different wording than the one this register originally read, caught because our own crawl held a copy of the earlier text.

An edit is not deception. Typo fixes, price updates and corrections look exactly like this too — this register can tell you the wording changed and when, not why. How this is measured.

First edit seen
12 August 2026
Most recent edit
12 August 2026

Appears in Telegram’s recommendations for other channels

The reverse of the list above, and a different kind of signal. This does not require this channel to have ever been asked about directly — each row below is a channel we DID ask Telegram about, whose Telegram-generated list happened to include this one. A channel can appear here with an empty list above it, because being named by someone else’s query is independent of having been queried itself.

Пикабу
@pikabu · 254,915
Telegram ranks this channel #30 of 91 here — alongside 90 others — read 10 August 2026
Yan_Dilan
@yan_dilan · 77,524
Telegram ranks this channel #82 of 92 here — alongside 91 others — read 21 August 2026
Ёрш
@loginoversh · 62,644
Telegram ranks this channel #86 of 87 here — alongside 86 others — read 21 August 2026

This channel appears in 3 seed channels' Telegram-generated recommendation lists in total. Each is Telegram’s list for THAT channel, not this one — see how this is measured.

Cite this entry

A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 12 November 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.

“Пикабу | Истории из жизни” (@text_pikabu), 10,906 subscribers as measured 12 November 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/text_pikabu.

Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.