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TESTOSTERONE TOP

@testosteronetop

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33,426subscribers

+5 since we began measuring on 6 August 2026

Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of 31,623–100,000.

Register entry

Telegram ID-1001181396788
TypeChannel
Username@testosteronetop
DescriptionПрислать материал/Купить памятку - https://t.me/TSTTOP_S_BOT Закрытый канал - https://t.me/TSTTOP_BOT
Created31 May 2019measured — cross-checked against a third-party dataset (ext.tg_channel)
First recorded6 August 2026
Last confirmed live15 August 2026
Measurements held9
Confirmed unchanged2 times, most recently 15 August 2026
On Telegramt.me/testosteronetop

Growth

33,42133,43333,4276 August 2026 — 33,421 subscribers6 August 2026 — 33,421 subscribers7 August 2026 — 33,424 subscribers9 August 2026 — 33,425 subscribers9 August 2026 — 33,421 subscribers10 August 2026 — 33,425 subscribers11 August 2026 — 33,433 subscribers12 August 2026 — 33,427 subscribers14 August 2026 — 33,426 subscribers33,4266 August 202614 August 2026
9 measurements spanning 7 days, net +5. Dots are measurements; the straight line between them is drawn to join them, not to claim we know the path taken in between — snapshots are recorded only when a count changes, so gaps mean “no change observed”, never “interpolated”. The vertical axis spans 33,419–33,435 and does not start at zero.
Measurement log — every subscribers count we have recorded
Measured (UTC)SubscribersChange
14 Aug 2026, 04:1733,426-1
12 Aug 2026, 22:1333,427-6
11 Aug 2026, 18:4233,433+8
10 Aug 2026, 21:2333,425+4
9 Aug 2026, 21:3133,421-4
9 Aug 2026, 00:5133,425+1
7 Aug 2026, 20:4133,424+3
6 Aug 2026, 22:4133,421no change
6 Aug 2026, 20:3333,421first reading

Engagement

21 posts held, back to 10 July 2026the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 22 pagesof Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.

ERR · 30 days
24.5%
avg views ÷ 33,426 subscribers
Avg views / post
8,200
16 posts measured
Reaction rate
2.48%
reactions ÷ views · ER floor
Posts in window
16
of 21 held

ERR is average views per post over the last 30 days divided by subscribers, the definition TGStat uses, so this figure is comparable with the one you will see elsewhere. It falls structurally as a channel grows: a high ERR on a small channel and a low one on a large channel describe reach mathematics, not quality. We publish the figure and the sample it came from and pass no verdict on it.

ER is defined industry-wide as (forwards + reactions + comments) ÷ views— note the denominator is views, not subscribers. Telegram’s public web preview carries views and reactions but not forward or comment counts, so the reaction rate above is the reactions term only and is therefore a floor: the true ER for this channel is higher by an amount we have not measured and will not estimate.

What these figures were computed from
WindowRolling 30 days · latest post in window 13 August 2026
Posts held21 (10 July 202613 August 2026)
Views total131,190
Reactions total3,247
Forwards / commentsnot exposed by the public surface — not measured, not estimated
Readings taken15 Aug 2026, 14:01 UTC

Views are a single reading per post, taken at the time above. A post published in the last day or two is still accumulating views, which pulls the 30-day average down slightly. That is a property of the standard definition rather than a fault in it, so we keep the definition rather than “correcting” the number into something nobody can reproduce.

Precision. Telegram publishes view counts on its public widget in short form — 8.12K, 3.7M — so any reading at or above 1,000 reaches us rounded to three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. Averages and rates derived from them are shown to the same precision rather than to the unit: a figure like 3,701,250 would assert digits nobody measured.

Reaction counts are published per emoji and rounded the same way, so a total below 1,000 is exact and a larger one is a sum that may carry a rounded component from each emoji above 1,000. Because it is a sum, it does not look rounded — read a large reaction total as three significant figures per contributing emoji rather than as the figure it prints.

What this channel posts

Photos
777
Videos
430
Links
866

Lifetime counters from Telegram’s own channel header, read 15 August 2026 — not the date at the top of this page, which is when the subscriber count was last read. Below Telegram’s rounding threshold, so these counts are exact.

Video runtime
22m 09s
Average length
5m 32s

Measured directly from 4 videos with a duration reading, out of the posts we hold for this channel — not this channel’s whole posting history, only the sample this register has actually read. An exact reading to the second, taken from the post itself rather than from Telegram’s own rounded chrome, so it carries no mark.

Reaction mix

3,738 reactions across 21 posts, in 34 distinct kinds. The most used accounts for 28.0% of them.

Every reaction kind recorded on the sample, most used first
ReactionCountShareShare, drawn
🤡1,04528.0%
89323.9%
😁40310.8%
🔥2426.47%
👍2135.70%
🫡1453.88%
🤣1413.77%
🍓1383.69%
❤‍🔥1092.92%
👏1012.70%
🙏531.42%
🤔491.31%
🤯461.23%
😭320.856%
🌚250.669%
💩190.508%
👀170.455%
😢110.294%
💔100.268%
💯90.241%
14 further kinds370.99%

No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.

Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.

Coverage. Reactions were read on 21 of the 21 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 3,738reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.

Measured over the 21 most recent posts we hold, published 10 July 2026 to 13 August 2026, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.

Telegram Stars

Stars received
1,075
across the posts below
Posts paid on
9
of 21 we hold a reading for · 43%
Most on one post
382
single highest reading

A paid reaction is a reader spending Telegram Stars — bought with money — on a post by @testosteronetop. Telegram publishes the count on the public post preview alongside ordinary reactions, and this register reads it there. It is the only figure on this site that measures money moving rather than attention.

Stars are not reactions, and the two are never added. They are rendered in the same strip on Telegram and counted in the same shape, but one is a tap and the other is a purchase. The reaction totals and the engagement rate elsewhere on this page exclude every figure in this section, and no rate here is computed against a reaction count.

This is not revenue, and we publish no currency figure. What a Star costs a reader and what it pays a channel are different numbers, Telegram takes a share we cannot observe, and the terms have changed. Converting a Star count into money would be an estimate dressed as a measurement, so the count is where we stop.

Counted over the 21 most recent posts we hold for this entry, published 10 July 2026 to 13 August 2026. Star counts above 1,000 reach us in Telegram’s short form and carry the same three-significant-figure rounding as everything else on this page.

Recent posts

13 Aug 2026, 09:44 UTC≈3,190 views174 reactions382 Starsread 15 August 2026
Photo

Твёрдо и чётко! Как вернусь из поездки сразу же в кинотеатр! Кстати, в кино я не был года 3 точно.

135🤣17🔥14👍7🏆1

12 Aug 2026, 14:10 UTC≈4,400 views229 reactions305 Starsread 15 August 2026
Photo

Вы че гоните?) Я же пошутил... Теперь придется реально смотреть. А че кстати с этими звёздами делать? Нахуя вы их скидываете? Ими можно в кинотеатре рассчитаться и не стать экстремистом?

😁192🤣20👍7🍾3🤩3🤡2🤪2

12 Aug 2026, 08:02 UTC≈6,420 views859 reactions374 Starsread 15 August 2026

Мне лично вообще похер, для меня это аксиома Эскобара. Но если соберём 500 клоунов, то я посмотрю и то и другое, а затем скажу что из этого более унылое дерьмо.

🤡844👍9💩21👌1😎1😐1

12 Aug 2026, 04:57 UTC≈6,680 views198 reactionsread 15 August 2026
Poll

Кто круче?

  1. Колобок14%
  2. Человек-паук39%
  3. Мне похер55%

The shares total 108%, above 100: this poll accepts more than one answer per voter. No per-option vote count is published, so the number of voters who chose each option is not derivable and is not shown.

🤡1944

10 Aug 2026, 14:02 UTC≈5,770 views83 reactions1 Starread 15 August 2026
Photo

Обзор на снайперское оборудование и винтовки от наших братьев снайперов-высокоточников. Изначально это должно было пойти в открытый доступ, но старшие дяди сказали что нельзя. Поэтому залил ролик на пару дней только в ЗАКРЫТЫЙ КАНАЛ. Успевайте посмотреть! 🔥ПРИСЛАТЬ МАТЕРИАЛ 🇷🇺TESTOSTERONE TOP🇷🇺

78😢5

6 Aug 2026, 08:44 UTC≈8,260 views167 reactions4 Starsread 15 August 2026
Photo

С праздником, стальные, а также потные заебавшиеся креазотные мужчины! 🔥ПРИСЛАТЬ МАТЕРИАЛ 🇷🇺TESTOSTERONE TOP🇷🇺

🔥134🫡216🤝6

5 Aug 2026, 10:52 UTC≈8,440 views102 reactionsread 15 August 2026
Photo

Сети оптоволоконных пауков на том же направлении 🔥ПРИСЛАТЬ МАТЕРИАЛ 🇷🇺 TESTOSTERONE TOP 🇷🇺

65🤯33🤔2👻1😱1

4 Aug 2026, 15:09 UTC≈8,090 views82 reactionsread 15 August 2026
Video

Архивное видео с Покровского направления Раньше: дроны - это детские игрушки Сейчас: скоро появятся пробки из дронов и воздушно-транспортные происшествия Где свой, а где чужой вообще хрен разберёшь. 🔥ПРИСЛАТЬ МАТЕРИАЛ 🇷🇺 TESTOSTERONE TOP 🇷🇺

🤣55👀178😱2

3 Aug 2026, 10:22 UTC≈7,560 views80 reactionsread 15 August 2026
Voice message

Притча о складах Вайлдберриз

🔥69👍53💩3

2 Aug 2026, 15:59 UTC≈8,680 views133 reactionsread 15 August 2026
Photo

Старые мемы образца 2014-2015 годов это прям годнота. Тогда цензуры не было, поэтому порой встречалась прям чернуха за которую сейчас и присесть можно. Пытаюсь найти для вас легендарный мем про спарту и украину про который говорил на стриме, но пока безуспешно. Накидайте старой годноты в комменты. А я накидаю спорных мемов в супер секретный канал с максимальным осуждением 🇷🇺TESTOSTERONE TOP🇷🇺

81🤣48😁2😐2

2 Aug 2026, 08:02 UTC≈8,850 views298 reactions5 Starsread 15 August 2026
Photo

Поздравляю всех причастных с Днём Воздушно-десантных войск! Во все времена ВДВ совершали подвиги и в тяжёлых боях отстаивали интересы нашей страны! Мне кажется, что все пацаны в детстве мечтали стать десантниками. Поздравим тех, у кого это получилось!) Прислать материал - @TSTTOP_S_BOT 🇷🇺 TESTOSTERONE TOP 🇷🇺

🍓13876🫡58🔥11👍8❤‍🔥4🤡3

31 Jul 2026, 08:11 UTC≈9,210 views249 reactions2 Starsread 13 August 2026

Знаете почему бьют по складам ВБ, но не бьют по Почте России? Там посылки и так постоянно избитые.

😁209🌚25💯84❤‍🔥1💩1😐1

Showing the 12 most recent of 21 posts we hold for @testosteronetop. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.

Stars beside a post are paid reactions — Telegram Stars, bought with money and spent on that post. They are a different unit from reactions and are never added to them, here or anywhere else on this page.

Polls

The 2 polls we hold for this entry, as Telegram rendered them when we read the post. A poll’s figures keep moving after that, so each one is dated.

12 Aug 2026, 04:57 UTCAnonymous Poll2,710 voters approx.

Кто круче?

  1. Колобок14%
  2. Человек-паук39%
  3. Мне похер55%

The shares total 108%, above 100: this poll accepts more than one answer per voter. No per-option vote count is published, so the number of voters who chose each option is not derivable and is not shown.

28 Jul 2026, 08:27 UTCAnonymous Poll3,390 voters approx.

Будет ли мобилизация?

  1. Однозначно будет50%
  2. Точно не будет39%
  3. Своё мнение в комментариях11%

Shares as published. No per-option vote count is published by Telegram, so none is shown.

Percentages only — there are no per-option vote counts here, because Telegram publishes none.The public post preview gives each option’s share and a single voter total, and nothing else. Multiplying one by the other would produce a per-option tally that looks measured and is not: the shares are rounded to whole numbers before we ever see them. We print what was published and leave the column that does not exist empty.

The shares need not add up to 100.Rounding alone puts many polls at 99 or 101. A poll that allows more than one answer per voter runs well past 100 by design, and several here do. The bars are drawn against a fixed 100% track at each option’s own percentage rather than normalised to the total, so a poll that exceeds it shows that it does instead of being quietly rescaled.

Read from the 21 most recent posts we hold, published 10 July 2026 to 13 August 2026. Telegram labels each poll by kind — an anonymous poll, a quiz, a closed set of final results — and that label is reproduced rather than paraphrased.

Citation-graph rank

Citation-graph rank — 327,677 of 1,480,688entries in the measured graph. A weighted position computed from the forward and mention edges below — republished posts weigh more than named mentions — and recomputed periodically, over the whole graph. Published only as this ordinal position, never as a score: a position is a fact, and a score printed beside one channel’s name would read as a verdict this register does not make. The two counts beneath stay separate for the same reason mentions are never summed with forwards anywhere else on this page — a named-by count costs nothing to manufacture. The top 100 by this measure, or how it is computed.

Forward network

Built only from forwarded posts we have actually read, on both sides. Coverage is early and deliberately incomplete: a missing link means we have not read the post that would prove it, never that the relationship does not exist. Counts are distinct forwarded posts observed, so they only ever go up as we read more.

Mentions

Named by 2 registered channels — every channel on the register whose own posts have named this one, by its current username or any other username it currently holds, merged from two separately captured readings of the same fact so a namer caught by only one of them is not missed and a namer both caught is not counted twice. A username this channel has since dropped is not matched — that handle may belong to someone else now, and crediting today’s namer to yesterday’s owner would misattribute it.

A mention is a weaker signal than a forward and is counted separately for that reason — naming a channel is not republishing it, and a handle in a post body is easy to place deliberately. The post counts beside each row below are distinct posts in which the handle appeared, from posts we have read on both sides — the “Named by N registered channels” figure above is a different count, of distinct NAMING CHANNELS rather than posts, and is not the sum of the rows under it.

Cite this entry

A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 14 August 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.

“TESTOSTERONE TOP” (@testosteronetop), 33,426 subscribers as measured 14 August 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/testosteronetop.

Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.