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Created
Between 1 June 2025 and 31 August 2025— estimated from Telegram’s id allocation, not measured. How this range is calculated.
8 measurements spanning 7 days, net -46. Dots are measurements; the straight line between them is drawn to join them, not to claim we know the path taken in between — snapshots are recorded only when a count changes, so gaps mean “no change observed”, never “interpolated”. The vertical axis spans 14,963–15,023 and does not start at zero.
Measurement log — every subscribers count we have recorded
Measured (UTC)
Subscribers
Change
14 Aug 2026, 22:16
14,970
-9
13 Aug 2026, 11:25
14,979
-6
12 Aug 2026, 08:32
14,985
-10
11 Aug 2026, 11:03
14,995
-15
10 Aug 2026, 10:20
15,010
-5
8 Aug 2026, 09:32
15,015
-1
7 Aug 2026, 18:00
15,016
no change
7 Aug 2026, 17:51
15,016
first reading
Engagement
47 posts held, back to 3 August 2026 — the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 20 pagesof Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.
ERR · 30 days
17.2%
avg views ÷ 14,970 subscribers
Avg views / post
2,580
47 posts measured
Reaction rate
10.9%
reactions ÷ views · ER floor
Posts in window
47
of 47 held
ERR is average views per post over the last 30 days divided by subscribers, the definition TGStat uses, so this figure is comparable with the one you will see elsewhere. It falls structurally as a channel grows: a high ERR on a small channel and a low one on a large channel describe reach mathematics, not quality. We publish the figure and the sample it came from and pass no verdict on it.
ER is defined industry-wide as (forwards + reactions + comments) ÷ views— note the denominator is views, not subscribers. Telegram’s public web preview carries views and reactions but not forward or comment counts, so the reaction rate above is the reactions term only and is therefore a floor: the true ER for this channel is higher by an amount we have not measured and will not estimate.
What these figures were computed from
Window
Rolling 30 days · latest post in window 14 August 2026
Posts held
47 (3 August 2026 – 14 August 2026)
Views total
121,200
Reactions total
13,240
Forwards / comments
not exposed by the public surface — not measured, not estimated
Readings taken
15 Aug 2026, 06:41 UTC
Views are a single reading per post, taken at the time above. A post published in the last day or two is still accumulating views, which pulls the 30-day average down slightly. That is a property of the standard definition rather than a fault in it, so we keep the definition rather than “correcting” the number into something nobody can reproduce.
Precision. Telegram publishes view counts on its public widget in short form — 8.12K, 3.7M — so any reading at or above 1,000 reaches us rounded to three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. Averages and rates derived from them are shown to the same precision rather than to the unit: a figure like 3,701,250 would assert digits nobody measured.
Reaction counts are published per emoji and rounded the same way, so a total below 1,000 is exact and a larger one is a sum that may carry a rounded component from each emoji above 1,000. Because it is a sum, it does not look rounded — read a large reaction total as three significant figures per contributing emoji rather than as the figure it prints.
What this channel posts
Photos
197
Videos
20
Links
573
Lifetime counters from Telegram’s own channel header, read 15 August 2026 — not the date at the top of this page, which is when the subscriber count was last read. Below Telegram’s rounding threshold, so these counts are exact.
Reaction mix
13,240 reactions across 47 posts, in 7 distinct kinds. The most used accounts for 33.6% of them.
Every reaction kind recorded on the sample, most used first
Reaction
Count
Share
Share, drawn
custom 5460850543754772969
4,445
33.6%
custom 5456575363373105595
2,592
19.6%
custom 5336848464187785197
1,998
15.1%
custom 5454198249298625316
1,732
13.1%
custom 5461053622693429525
1,295
9.78%
custom 5337313076569998910
961
7.26%
custom 5454403248087664971
217
1.64%
Custom emoji. Every row above is a Telegram custom emoji, which the public preview renders as an element carrying only a numeric id — no character, and no image we can reach. The id is printed as-is rather than substituted with a look-alike glyph, because a stand-in would be our invention showing where a measurement should be. The counts beside them areTelegram’s.
No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.
Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.
Coverage. Reactions were read on 47 of the 47 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 13,240reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.
Measured over the 47 most recent posts we hold, published 3 August 2026 to 14 August 2026, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.
Telegram Stars
Stars received
1
across the posts below
Posts paid on
1
of 47 we hold a reading for · 2%
Most on one post
1
single highest reading
A paid reaction is a reader spending Telegram Stars — bought with money — on a post by @teatr03. Telegram publishes the count on the public post preview alongside ordinary reactions, and this register reads it there. It is the only figure on this site that measures money moving rather than attention.
Stars are not reactions, and the two are never added. They are rendered in the same strip on Telegram and counted in the same shape, but one is a tap and the other is a purchase. The reaction totals and the engagement rate elsewhere on this page exclude every figure in this section, and no rate here is computed against a reaction count.
This is not revenue, and we publish no currency figure. What a Star costs a reader and what it pays a channel are different numbers, Telegram takes a share we cannot observe, and the terms have changed. Converting a Star count into money would be an estimate dressed as a measurement, so the count is where we stop.
Counted over the 47 most recent posts we hold for this entry, published 3 August 2026 to 14 August 2026. Star counts above 1,000 reach us in Telegram’s short form and carry the same three-significant-figure rounding as everything else on this page.
Advertising
Ad load
2.13%
1 of 47 posts carry an ad marker
Regulatory tokens
1
posts carrying an erid · 1 distinct token
Median views · ads
2,570
over 1 measured post
Median views · rest
2,710
over 46 measured posts
An ad marker, not a judgement about a post. A post is counted here because it carries one of two explicit markings: an erid token, which Russian law has required on paid placements since 2022 and which is issued against a specific advertising contract, or a #реклама / #ad hashtag in the body, which is the channel declaring it itself. The first is documentary; the second is a self-declaration and is weaker. No classifier reads the text and decides — nothing on this site guesses that a post is an advertisement.
This is a floor, and it can only ever be a floor.A channel that runs paid placements without marking them produces no marker for us to count, and an unmarked ad is indistinguishable from an ordinary post on the public surface. The ad load above therefore means “the share of posts that declared themselves”, never “the share of posts that were paid for”. A low figure is not evidence of a channel that runs few ads.
Both figures are medians, and no ratio between them is published. Each is a view reading that actually occurred on a post, picked by percentile_disc rather than averaged, so one viral post cannot move it and no interpolated value is invented between two readings. The sample on one side is under five posts, which is too thin to compare. The two figures are shown side by side with the count behind each, and deliberately not divided into a headline like “ads get x% fewer views” — an arithmetic that is easy to print and, at this sample size, means nothing.
Advertising tokens recorded on this entry
erid
Posts
First seen
Last seen
2VSb5zFxqrJ
1
11 August 2026
11 August 2026
A token repeated across several posts is one advertising contract placed more than once, which is what the identifier is for. The strings are reproduced exactly as they appeared in the post or in its click-through URL and are not validated against any registry — we record the marker a channel published, and whether it resolves to a real contract is a question for the register that issued it.
Measured over the 47 most recent posts we hold, published 3 August 2026 to 14 August 2026. Views are the latest single reading held for each post, and any reading at or above 1,000 is rounded by Telegram to three significant figures.
Если немного порассуждать на тему неадекватных больных, которые с нами конфликтуют, иногда нападают или портят оборудование, то становится понятно, что в медицине по отношению к медикам нет презумпции невиновности.
Также как «клиент всегда прав», так же «пациент совершал агрессивные действия в сторону медика по причине того, что ему плохо» ведь он обратился за медицинской помощью, значит с ним уже не всё в порядке. …
Был у нас один пациент М26 лет, к которому мы регулярно выезжали в аппаратменты на отёк Квинке. В течение полугода он периодически нас вызвал, да всегда с тяжёлым отёком и дыхательной недостаточностью.
А причина этому безобразию – модные шарики с закисью азота (веселящий газ). Вернее не шарики, а 10-литровый баллон с маской, который он «пыхал» даже в нашем присутствии, ничего не стесняясь. От стационара всегда отказ…
Ж19 лет, вызывает подруга с поводом: «травма глаза» в час ночи.
Когда мы подъехали к шлагбауму, увидели силуэт двух женщин, которые стремительно приближались к нам.
Паника. Пинцетом повредила глазное яблоко. Сильно. Следы состоявшегося кровотечения, ничего не видит, кричит от боли. После клуба в состоянии алкогольного опьянения пыталась снять линзу, но она закатилась. В попытке извлечь её пинцетом упала со стула и …
В тот день, когда мы были у пациентки с «выпавшим животом» после йоги нам попалась ещё одна агрессивная женщина.
Ж44 года, вызывает себе с поводом: «боль в спине».
Приезжаем. Дверь открывает сын пациентки подросткового возраста. Захожу в комнату, там ещё двое детей сидят лет по 5 и 10.
(Ж) – вы что, не видите, что тут дети? разуйтесь
(Я) – хорошо, сейчас бахилы наденем
(Ж) – нет, разуйтесь, пожалуйста
Спорить не …
Ж32 года, повод к вызову: «боль в животе», в примечании пишут: «выпал живот»
Квартира вся в мраморной плитке. Делаю шаг вперёд, слышу замечание хозяйки:
(Ж) – молодой человек, вы куда без бахил? имейте уважение, не к себе домой пришли
(Я) – хорошо
Молча соглашаюсь с просьбой пациентки, ибо повод к вызову: «выпал живот» и просьба про бахилы буквально уже кричат, что особо делать на вызове нечего.
Пальпирую живот. …
Есть у нас один пациент, к которому мы периодически выезжаем на гипогликемию после алкоголя. Ему 73 года, недавно поставили диагноз. Принимает алкоголь, потом вызвает нас, ибо поднимается сахар. Иногда до комы. Он живёт с квартирантом, молодым парнем, который арендует квартиру, он нас и вызвает.
В этот раз было всё как обычно. Мы приехали на повод: «сахарный диабет, ухудшение», а он лежит в коме. Ну кома, так кома. …
Вызов к нашему постоянному «клиенту» с шизофренией и астмой. Раньше он нас вызвал каждый день по 3-5 раз стабильно в сутки, а приступа астмы практически никогда не было. Сейчас его звонки более тщательно фильтруют, но стабильно раз в сутки к нему кто-то выезжает.
Приехали в 5 утра на этой смене. Приступа как обычно никакого не было, просто пациент захотел пройти утреннее обследование. Так выглядел наш диалог слово в…
На нас напал агрессивный пациент... Единственная поправка – ему 8 лет 😀
Вызывает мама с поводом: «рвота, повышение температуры тела» в 3 часа ночи.
Когда мы зашли, молодой человек уже скандалил и ругался с мамой из-за того, что она нас вызвала. Температуру измерить согласился, живот дал пропальпировать. У пациента кишечная инфекция: многократный жидкий стул, 7 раз рвота, температура 37.4.
Всё шло нормально, пока я…
М54 года, вызвает супруга с поводом: «боль в груди, высокое давление».
По стечению обстоятельств мы находились в соседнем доме на вызове. Даже ехать никуда не пришлось, ножками дошли от одного подъезда к другому.
Мужчина в холодном поту. Давление 160/100мм. Боли за грудиной давящего характера. Такое состояние впервые. Первым делом снимаем ЭКГ, чтобы исключить инфаркт. Там всё спокойно, без фатальных изменений. Даю …
Ну всё. Еду домой. Очень много вам интересностей написал ночью, так что не забывайте почаще заглядывать в гости и включайте уведомления, чтобы ничего не пропустить❤️
Всем доброе утро. Мы работаем. Зацените, какой «натюрморт» у нас на адресе попался... 🤣
UPD: да, мелкие точки это тараканы
UPDD: да, мы потом еще долго чесались
Showing the 12 most recent of 47 posts we hold for @teatr03. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked ≈ was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.
Forward network
Republishes
Channels on the register whose posts this channel has forwarded.
Built only from forwarded posts we have actually read, on both sides. Coverage is early and deliberately incomplete: a missing link means we have not read the post that would prove it, never that the relationship does not exist. Counts are distinct forwarded posts observed, so they only ever go up as we read more.
Mentions
Names
Channels on the register whose handles appear in this channel's posts.
A mention is a weaker signal than a forward and is counted separately for that reason — naming a channel is not republishing it, and a handle in a post body is easy to place deliberately. The post counts beside each row below are distinct posts in which the handle appeared, from posts we have read on both sides — the “Named by N registered channels” figure above is a different count, of distinct NAMING CHANNELS rather than posts, and is not the sum of the rows under it.
Cite this entry
A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 14 August 2026 — this
entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.
“Театр фельдшера” (@teatr03), 14,970 subscribers as measured 14 August 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/teatr03.
Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.
