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深圳茶楼报告

@szclzBG

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4,576subscribers

+111 since we began measuring on 7 August 2026

Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of 3,162–10,000.

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Telegram ID-1001921832673
TypeChannel
Username@szclzBG
CreatedBetween 1 April 2023 and 31 October 2023— estimated from Telegram’s id allocation, not measured. How this range is calculated.
First recorded7 August 2026
Last confirmed live17 August 2026
Measurements held6
Confirmed unchanged1 time, most recently 17 August 2026
On Telegramt.me/szclzBG

Growth

4,4654,5764,520.57 August 2026 — 4,465 subscribers7 August 2026 — 4,465 subscribers8 August 2026 — 4,469 subscribers11 August 2026 — 4,502 subscribers14 August 2026 — 4,542 subscribers17 August 2026 — 4,576 subscribers7 August 202617 August 2026
6 measurements spanning 10 days, net +111. Dots are measurements; the straight line between them is drawn to join them, not to claim we know the path taken in between — snapshots are recorded only when a count changes, so gaps mean “no change observed”, never “interpolated”. The vertical axis spans 4,448–4,593 and does not start at zero.
Measurement log — every subscribers count we have recorded
Measured (UTC)SubscribersChange
17 Aug 2026, 19:264,576+34
14 Aug 2026, 17:554,542+40
11 Aug 2026, 03:044,502+33
8 Aug 2026, 03:264,469+4
7 Aug 2026, 18:174,465no change
7 Aug 2026, 18:084,465first reading

Engagement

24 posts held, back to 5 August 2026the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 4 pagesof Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.

ERR · 30 days
4.08%
avg views ÷ 4,576 subscribers
Avg views / post
187
24 posts measured
Reaction rate
0.614%
reactions ÷ views · ER floor
Posts in window
24
of 24 held

ERR is average views per post over the last 30 days divided by subscribers, the definition TGStat uses, so this figure is comparable with the one you will see elsewhere. It falls structurally as a channel grows: a high ERR on a small channel and a low one on a large channel describe reach mathematics, not quality. We publish the figure and the sample it came from and pass no verdict on it.

ER is defined industry-wide as (forwards + reactions + comments) ÷ views— note the denominator is views, not subscribers. Telegram’s public web preview carries views and reactions but not forward or comment counts, so the reaction rate above is the reactions term only and is therefore a floor: the true ER for this channel is higher by an amount we have not measured and will not estimate. It is computed over the 3 of 24 measured posts that carry a reaction reading, and over those same posts' views.

What these figures were computed from
WindowRolling 30 days · latest post in window 8 August 2026
Posts held24 (5 August 20268 August 2026)
Views total4,476
Reactions total4
Forwards / commentsnot exposed by the public surface — not measured, not estimated
Readings taken8 Aug 2026, 18:03 UTC

Views are a single reading per post, taken at the time above. A post published in the last day or two is still accumulating views, which pulls the 30-day average down slightly. That is a property of the standard definition rather than a fault in it, so we keep the definition rather than “correcting” the number into something nobody can reproduce.

Precision. Telegram publishes view counts on its public widget in short form — 8.12K, 3.7M — so any reading at or above 1,000 reaches us rounded to three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. Averages and rates derived from them are shown to the same precision rather than to the unit: a figure like 3,701,250 would assert digits nobody measured.

Reaction counts are published per emoji and rounded the same way, so a total below 1,000 is exact and a larger one is a sum that may carry a rounded component from each emoji above 1,000. Because it is a sum, it does not look rounded — read a large reaction total as three significant figures per contributing emoji rather than as the figure it prints.

Reaction mix

4 reactions across 3 posts, in 1 kind.

Every reaction kind recorded on the sample, most used first
ReactionCountShareShare, drawn
4100.0%

No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.

Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.

Coverage. Reactions were read on 3 of the 24 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 4reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.

Measured over the 24 most recent posts we hold, published 5 August 2026 to 8 August 2026, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.

Recent posts

8 Aug 2026, 12:08 UTC82 viewsread 8 August 2026

茶楼报告( https://t.me/szclzBG ) 【位置艺名】:南山小仙女 【联系方式】:@sznsxxn2 【喝茶留名】:王伟 【喝茶时间】:8.3 【喝茶价格】:1500p 【芳龄身高】:160-23 【罩杯手感】:C加真胸 【服务内容】:xcz69kiss 【优点缺点】:身材巨好五官精致 【体验细节】:妹妹是我见过最敏感反应最大的妹妹,而且下面特别紧,跟处女的差距也不大了,只是简单的插入妹妹就开始受不了了,叫声很骚很浪,忍不住开始抽动后,肉眼可见妹妹的皮肤开始泛红,下面也开始有明显的水声,123被秒了虽然全程只有1 分钟,但是非常爽,下次还会返的。 【温馨提醒】:报告仅供参考,请理性选择,切勿对号入座。 深圳茶楼报告管理员 @Sanlimi_bot

8 Aug 2026, 10:50 UTC76 viewsread 8 August 2026

茶楼报告( https://t.me/szclzBG ) 【位置艺名】:#福田 #猫猫 【联系方式】:@mougexiaozhen 【喝茶留名】:沐 【喝茶时间】:8.8 【喝茶价格】:800p 【芳龄身高】:目测二十来岁,身高一米六出 【罩杯手感】:D,手感好,挺拔软弹 【服务内容】:课表有写 【优点缺点】:人美心善,服务态度好,健谈,姿势配合,女友感十足 【体验细节】:约好时间驱车前往,留门,进去看到老师很惊喜,简直人照一致,身材很劲爆,满脸笑容打招呼,宝宝前宝宝后,帮脱鞋脱衣,进浴室拿浴球帮洗残废澡,全身仔细清洗,然后在浴室蹲下水中萧了,时不时还抬头看着你,那表情简直了!全身都舒服得很,感觉好棒阿!出浴室毛巾帮擦干,来到床上选战衣,穿上后的老师大白兔根本遮掩不住,乳沟深,看得差点流鼻血。课表服务有的都有,我就不细说了,🐺友自行体会,简直舒服到飞起!正事开始带上雨伞,女上开桩,感受着猫猫的深浅,娇喘吁吁,再换女上后入,

8 Aug 2026, 07:16 UTC99 viewsread 8 August 2026

茶楼报告( https://t.me/szclzBG ) 【位置艺名】:南山小仙女 【联系方式】:@sznsxxn2 【喝茶留名】:nb 【喝茶时间】:7.31 【喝茶价格】:1500p 【芳龄身高】:160-23 【罩杯手感】:C加真胸 【服务内容】:xcz69kiss 【优点缺点】:身材巨好五官精致 【体验细节】: 身材好前凸后翘。胸大又圆滑又挺还是真熊,真材非常有实料。单单看着就硬起来了。五官精致。颜值8分,真人会比照片呆萌一些。另外妹子态度确实不错健谈。洗澡出来的时候用一次性帮忙擦干,很会聊天,服务不是那种机械型的,自然口活调情舒服都到位。 【温馨提醒】:报告仅供参考,请理性选择,切勿对号入座。 深圳茶楼报告管理员 @Sanlimi_bot

8 Aug 2026, 02:39 UTC135 viewsread 8 August 2026

茶楼报告( https://t.me/szclzBG ) 【位置艺名】:#南山 #白芷若 【联系方式】:@zhiruo639 【喝茶留名】:小猫 【喝茶时间】:8.7 【喝茶价格】:3300ppp 【芳龄身高】:比姚晓棠好看,身材更好。 【罩杯手感】:C 【服务内容】:详见课表 【优点缺点】:全优 【体验细节】:时隔几个月,小猫我又有时间来找老师了好开心😘,老师搬到了南山,这次跟老师在楼下相遇,然后老师叮嘱我跟在她身后,一起上的楼哈哈😈。 进了房间,老师说好几个月没见到本猫了,老师慢条斯理的一件件脱光她的衣服,本猫看着老师宛如希腊雕像般洁白无瑕的身体立马来了感觉😍,之后就一起共浴。洗完后用毛巾帮本猫擦干身体。到房间里老师让躺下来,直接给本猫来了一个大香吻😘。一边舌吻,一边互相抚摸身体,老师的皮肤真的是太滑太白了,每次都爱不释手。接着口含热水吮吸弟弟,差点顶不住,立马让老师躺下。让本猫来亲吻老师,先跟老师舌吻,舌头疯狂缠绕,

7 Aug 2026, 14:23 UTC186 viewsread 8 August 2026

茶楼报告( https://t.me/szclzBG ) 【位置艺名】:罗湖 琪琪 【联系方式】:@sugarbaby55555 【喝茶留名】:ppap 【喝茶时间】:8.7 【喝茶价格】:1500pp 【芳龄身高】:160 【罩杯手感】:d 【服务内容】:课表内容都有 【优点缺点】:服务很好,人照一致 【体验细节】:第二次出击老师了,出完差一回来就迫不及待的约了pp,准时到达,地方好找,一路被遥控上楼,进门就看到ls穿着性感的情趣服装,人照9.5分。比照片好看多了!胸漏了一大半,看着就上头,交完费之后连忙拉着老师去洗澡,洗着洗着然后老师也很自觉的蹲下帮我口了起来,看口的差不多了我就抱着老师上床爱爱了,换好多姿势都很配合,尤其是在上面可以看见大奶在一直摆动特别刺激,干的时候一边抓奶。一边抽插。非常刺激,尤其是后入,那叫声跟做起来的感觉,强烈推荐狼友们Cj。喜欢胸大的盲冲就对了,该说不说真的特别放松特别爽 【温馨提醒】:报告

7 Aug 2026, 14:03 UTC146 viewsread 8 August 2026

茶楼报告( https://t.me/szclzBG ) 【位置艺名】:南山小仙女 【联系方式】:@sznsxxn2 【喝茶留名】:A先生 【喝茶时间】:7.31 【喝茶价格】:1500p 【芳龄身高】:160-23 【罩杯手感】:C加真胸 【服务内容】:xcz69kiss 【优点缺点】:身材巨好五官精致 【体验细节】:约好时间到达课室后进门看到妹妹,很满意交了课费,简单帮我擦干很细心,妹妹舌头亲上而耳垂很敏感的地方,妹妹舌头很软糯,一路向亲了一会,开始换我品尝妹妹白嫩充满青春气息的身体,揉捏吸舔妹妹的大咪咪,又轻轻亲小白虎,品尝妹妹的小穴,很粉嫩 ,来感觉了带伞就开始做爱,换了3 个姿势汹涌而出 ,很爽满意👍 【温馨提醒】:报告仅供参考,请理性选择,切勿对号入座。 深圳茶楼报告管理员 @Sanlimi_bot

7 Aug 2026, 10:31 UTC236 viewsread 8 August 2026

茶楼报告( https://t.me/szclzBG ) 【位置艺名】:龙岗 小美耳朵 【联系方式】: @DawnPadilla 【喝茶留名】:Chris 【喝茶时间】:8.7 【喝茶价格】:1500pp 【芳龄身高】:23 【罩杯手感】:c 【服务内容】:cxz kiss 【优点缺点】: 妹妹真人跟照片差别不大,年龄也真实,一眼嫩。有肉肉那种。皮肤嫩滑,手感不错。态度也很好,一开始找错了地方,耽误不少时间,也没态度不好,还主动给递瓶水喝,不高冷,姿势都能配合,手机沟通打字,提供情绪价值。最令人难忘的屁股却有肉。后入既能欣赏妹妹优美的身体曲线,还能全力猛冲。值得 【温馨提醒】:报告仅供参考,请理性选择,切勿对号入座。 深圳茶楼报告管理员 @Sanlimi_bot

7 Aug 2026, 08:53 UTC241 viewsread 8 August 2026

茶楼报告( https://t.me/szclzBG ) 【位置艺名】:龙岗 小美耳朵 【联系方式】: @DawnPadilla 【喝茶留名】:spader 【喝茶时间】:8.7 【喝茶价格】:800p 【芳龄身高】:23 【罩杯手感】:c 【服务内容】:cxz kiss 【优点缺点】:时隔半年,发现小美回归后马上约好时间,遥控上门,进来看还是和之前一样,有点调皮,女友感十足,全程用手机打字或者手比划。会主动凑过来用手机打字跟你聊,时不时拍你一下或者挑逗你,完全不会冷场,情绪价值给得很足。洗完躺到床上。皮肤很滑,摸着很舒服,全程那种黏人的感觉一直都在,老往你怀里钻。 正事儿就不细说了,小美挺敏感的 冲的时候全身发颤,那种反应比有声音的还让人上头。十来分钟123结束,趴在她身上缓了好一会儿 洗澡走人 【温馨提醒】:报告仅供参考,请理性选择,切勿对号入座。 深圳茶楼报告管理员 @Sanlimi_bot

7 Aug 2026, 08:30 UTC146 viewsread 8 August 2026

茶楼报告( https://t.me/szclzBG ) 【位置艺名】:#龙华 #深喉奶胸妹 【联系方式】: @shenhounaixiongmei 【喝茶留名】:匿名 【喝茶时间】:8.5 【喝茶价格】:P798 【芳龄身高】:160.26 【罩杯手感】:C大 【服务内容】:见课表服务顶很棒的服务 【优点缺点】:好 【体验细节):天气炎热,本狼🐔渴难耐,忽然想约一个服务好的,好好给我释放释放,于是果断和奶胸妹约课,最终确定好时间后准时到达,课室很好找,!到达后先喝水摸奶奶,一套,美人在侧,人生圆满,胸部也饱满,老师人照一致上手揩了一下油,哇塞手感真好,吹弹可破,在沙发简单寒暄熟悉之后,老师先去放水,在询问我意见之后,选了一套性感的情趣,我去洗澡,宝宝紧跟其后,脱个精光后面抱住我,给我上沐浴露,奶浴开始了,前后搓的心痒难耐还会水中萧,没有来错,果然放松,洗完之后,温柔的帮我擦背,随后我躺在豪华的大床上,静静等待,老师很注重卫生,

7 Aug 2026, 08:27 UTC139 viewsread 8 August 2026

茶楼报告( https://t.me/szclzBG ) 【位置艺名】:龙岗小眠 【联系方式】:@xiaomian18 【喝茶留名】:牛牛 【喝茶时间】:8.7 【喝茶价格】:1100/P 【芳龄身高】:20/168 【罩杯手感】:天然C 【服务内容】:全套服务 【优点缺点】:身材好,说话温柔,三点粉嫩 【体验细节】:朋友介绍的学生妹,身材高挑,皮肤白嫩,大胸挺拔,真人比照片好看,妆容也很精致说话娇滴滴的,一对大灯笼呼之欲出,沙发上抱着我的手臂和我聊天,热情,老规矩进交了水费,小眠老师帮我脱好衣服一起去洗澡,看着老师完美的身材,白嫩光滑,胸型很漂亮,荷尔蒙飙升,弟弟昂首挺立,洗完紧接着给我擦干身体,还没等老师招架住,抱着老师舌吻,舌头探进香甜的嘴里允吸,老师配合,舌够了我躺在床上,等待老师的服务,老师虽然是学生妹,会的服务也多,做的认真,亲胸,指划,胸推漫游,挺拔的大胸游走很舒服,口的时候是舌头软软的,舔着龟头,69舔,老师三点

7 Aug 2026, 03:57 UTC172 viewsread 8 August 2026

茶楼报告( https://t.me/szclzBG ) 【位置艺名】:福田 安琪 【联系方式】: @anqi347 【喝茶留名】:星辰 【喝茶时间】:8.6 【喝茶价格】:1500pp 【芳龄身高】:21 【罩杯手感】:c 【服务内容】:很棒 【优点缺点】:约好时间,遥控上楼。一身素衣,很漂亮,有点惊艳。人很漂亮,也时尚。身材很好,胸大腰细皮肤白。简单聊几句就迫不及待想要操了,交了水费,然后一起冲凉,看着老师的影子,跟进浴室,出来后忍不住在床边就干了起来。没办法憋的有点久了,第一炮很快交了。然后躺床上休息,看着老师的身体,又开始吃奶,亲B,一套下来互相安慰,JB又开始硬了,于是就干起来,老师很配合,小屁股扭动着,很浪,水多。操累了休息片刻,接着继续。老师很享受,叫我别停,用力。玩得太爽了,值得回味 【温馨提醒】:报告仅供参考,请理性选择,切勿对号入座。 深圳茶楼报告管理员 @Sanlimi_bot

7 Aug 2026, 03:11 UTC213 viewsread 8 August 2026

茶楼报告( https://t.me/szclzBG ) 【位置艺名】:福田 依依 【联系方式】: @yujia5656 【喝茶留名】:周天子 【喝茶时间】:8.4 【喝茶价格】:500+128改成860+128 【芳龄身高】:170,20多 【罩杯手感】:C+ 【服务内容】:莞式水床 【体验细节】:大爱水床,来之前特意咨询了老师,老师说喜欢的就特喜欢,不喜欢的就一次之后就不想玩了,果不其然,我超喜欢水床,日本av里那种男按摩师给女优按摩的视频历历在目,我是直接服务中爆出水的,太爽了,老师很温柔,陪我休息了会,后面又继续服务一直到时间到了才停止,我又直接改了环保一小时不限次的套餐,最后体验了一下老师的深喉,这才是真深喉,确实与众不同,比啪啪还爽,这个环保课上的很值,对于我这种出水快的简直是量身定做,以后再来体验一下老师的其他项目 【温馨提醒】:报告仅供参考,请理性选择,切勿对号入座。 深圳茶楼报告管理员 @Sanlimi_

Showing the 12 most recent of 24 posts we hold for @szclzBG. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.

Citation-graph rank

Citation-graph rank — 139,795 of 1,481,306entries in the measured graph. A weighted position computed from the forward and mention edges below — republished posts weigh more than named mentions — and recomputed periodically, over the whole graph. Published only as this ordinal position, never as a score: a position is a fact, and a score printed beside one channel’s name would read as a verdict this register does not make. The two counts beneath stay separate for the same reason mentions are never summed with forwards anywhere else on this page — a named-by count costs nothing to manufacture. The top 100 by this measure, or how it is computed.

Forward network

Built only from forwarded posts we have actually read, on both sides. Coverage is early and deliberately incomplete: a missing link means we have not read the post that would prove it, never that the relationship does not exist. Counts are distinct forwarded posts observed, so they only ever go up as we read more.

Mentions

Named by 7 registered channels — every channel on the register whose own posts have named this one, by its current username or any other username it currently holds, merged from two separately captured readings of the same fact so a namer caught by only one of them is not missed and a namer both caught is not counted twice. A username this channel has since dropped is not matched — that handle may belong to someone else now, and crediting today’s namer to yesterday’s owner would misattribute it.

A mention is a weaker signal than a forward and is counted separately for that reason — naming a channel is not republishing it, and a handle in a post body is easy to place deliberately. The post counts beside each row below are distinct posts in which the handle appeared, from posts we have read on both sides — the “Named by N registered channels” figure above is a different count, of distinct NAMING CHANNELS rather than posts, and is not the sum of the rows under it.

Cite this entry

A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 17 August 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.

“深圳茶楼报告” (@szclzBG), 4,576 subscribers as measured 17 August 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/szclzBG.

Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.