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@sz_mmk_jz
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4,668subscribers
+746 since we began measuring on 7 August 2026
Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of 3,162–10,000.
| Telegram ID | -1002559947166 |
|---|---|
| Type | Channel |
| Username | @sz_mmk_jz |
| Created | Between 1 March 2025 and 31 July 2025 — estimated from Telegram’s id allocation, not measured. How this range is calculated. |
| First recorded | 7 August 2026 |
| Last confirmed live | 15 September 2026 |
| Measurements held | 14 |
| Confirmed unchanged | 1 time, most recently 15 September 2026 |
| On Telegram | t.me/sz_mmk_jz |
Adult — a classification, not a measurement. An on-box language model (Qwen3.6-35B-A3B-FP8, prompt version 1) read this channel’s own recent posts on 13 September 2026 and assigned it the closest of 31 fixed categories, at 51% confidence. This is a model’s judgement about what the channel is likely to be about, not a fact this register measured the way a subscriber count or a view count is measured — it can be revised on a later pass, and it carries no weight anywhere else on this page. How this classification works, and why it has no browse page of its own yet.
| Measured (UTC) | Subscribers | Change |
|---|---|---|
| 15 Sept 2026, 04:38 | 4,668 | +58 |
| 11 Sept 2026, 13:02 | 4,610 | +68 |
| 7 Sept 2026, 04:58 | 4,542 | +87 |
| 2 Sept 2026, 03:04 | 4,455 | +58 |
| 30 Aug 2026, 00:16 | 4,397 | +85 |
| 26 Aug 2026, 23:03 | 4,312 | +71 |
| 23 Aug 2026, 12:24 | 4,241 | +47 |
| 20 Aug 2026, 00:47 | 4,194 | +36 |
| 17 Aug 2026, 10:06 | 4,158 | +130 |
| 14 Aug 2026, 00:13 | 4,028 | +47 |
| 10 Aug 2026, 17:41 | 3,981 | +57 |
| 8 Aug 2026, 02:20 | 3,924 | +2 |
| 7 Aug 2026, 17:47 | 3,922 | no change |
| 7 Aug 2026, 17:38 | 3,922 | first reading |
23 posts held, back to 6 August 2026 — the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 3 pages of Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.
Nothing published in the last 30 days. ERR and ER are rolling 30-day measures, so there is nothing to compute — we hold 23 posts for this entry, the most recent from 8 August 2026. An engagement rate over an empty window would be a number about nothing.
17 reactions across 8 posts, in 3 distinct kinds. The most used accounts for 76.5% of them.
| Reaction | Count | Share | Share, drawn |
|---|---|---|---|
| ❤ | 13 | 76.5% | |
| 👏 | 3 | 17.6% | |
| 👍 | 1 | 5.88% |
No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.
Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.
Coverage. Reactions were read on 9 of the 23 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 17 reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.
Measured over the 23 most recent posts we hold, published 6 August 2026 to 8 August 2026, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.
#案件发生地 #夕颜 #嫌疑人姓名 #泡芙 #日期 2026-08-04 #消费 599-200 #人照符合度 7.5 #颜值 8.0 #身材 瘦底大波，皮肤很白 #性格 超级热情主动 #上路 8 #中路 7.5 #综合评价 8.0 #详细体验 之前就听说过不少泡芙的传说，刚好中了张券就出发，当天就约上了泡芙的钟，店的位置比较偏僻，在一个工业园区里面，挺安静没有什么人打扰。 到了店里面后，店长很热情引接进房间，房间很大，沙发也很舒服，等了一会就带着泡芙过来面钟，第一眼看到泡芙之后就知道没约错，皮肤很白，穿着一身淡花长裙，非常的有气质，漱完口后，泡芙还会用酒精仔细擦一下手跟身体，还是非常讲卫生的，闲聊了几句，泡芙就直接整个人趴了上来，捧着脸直接零帧起手一个大蟒蛇，真的是恨不得把整个舌头伸进去那种，在大海里面翻涌，yyc和补钙也非常的主动，感觉躺着啥都不用动，泡芙就能给你一顿操作，体验还是很好的，后面还会返！ #名侦探🕵️ 隐…
#案件发生地 #布吉岛 #嫌疑人姓名 #QQ #日期 2026-08-06 #消费 999/2 #人照符合度 6.0 #颜值 8.0 #身材 细长 #性格 温柔甜美萝莉 #上路 9.0 #中路 8.0 #综合评价 9.0 #详细体验 QQ和啵啵是一起来的。这两位妹妹，一个用了牛子的别称，一个用了奶子的别称。刚来的时候我被分去开大车，只在大厅和她打了个招呼，便只能遗憾目送QQ进了别人的房间。 没过多久，“奶”就陨落了。再加上被某人狠狠套牢，那段时间一直没能摸上QQ。再过一段时间，QQ也被卸载了。牛奶组合彻底屌飞奶炸，一两个月都没有QQ要回来的消息，我一度以为布吉岛彻底变太监了。 最近岸上诸事不顺，海里的好消息却接踵而至。七月，布吉岛的月亮重新升起；八月，布吉岛终于寻得罗摩遗体，布吉岛之根回来了。 预约好后的几天，我莫名其妙梦到QQ休息的这几个月吃胖到了200斤，胖得和良子一样回来上班。见到本人后，万幸这事并没有发生。 Q…
#案件发生地 #夕颜 #嫌疑人姓名 #墩墩 #日期 2026-08-08 #消费 598-半价券 #人照符合度 7.0 #颜值 7.0 #身材 B #性格 放的开的好兄弟 #上路 7.0 #中路 8.0 #综合评价 8 #详细体验 闲得鸡疼，出击快乐一下，沟槽的周五都去摸了，真难约，无奈只能约个12点尾钟。要了地址，开开心心的出发，到了位置，爬楼到一半看见有个卫生间，别说这位置谁选的，真他么是个人才，本来没感觉的，给我看出一阵尿意，算了放放水再走，出来洗洗手，做个干净卫生的靓仔。然后就看到楼上下来一个靓女也来放水，看穿着打扮，以我多年的经验判断，这肯定是店里的妹妹(大晚上的穿这么性感，这不是助教我吃内个。)观察了几秒想到不对，这他么好像是男洗手间吧，我走错了？不能吧？回头瞄了一眼，确认无疑，我走的可太对了，真棒棒啊。那不对啊有说法，不是姐们？这是哥们？算了，不纠结了，摸妹要紧，到房间躺好面钟，等了几分钟，怎么这么慢，花都谢了，…
#案件发生地 #白月光 #嫌疑人姓名 #礼礼 #日期 2026-08-05 #消费 628（店家优惠） #人照符合度 7.5 #颜值 7.5 #身材 匀称修长 #性格 自来熟 #上路 7.0 #中路 7.5 #综合评价 7.5 #详细体验 礼礼脸跟模卡一致的，模卡上看着会偏幼一点萝莉一点。本人是青春活力少女，会叽叽喳喳带你讲，她喜欢的歌手。爱听的歌，费了九牛二虎之力抢的演唱会门票。很好的把我身上半死不活的牛马气息冲淡。 礼礼是准女大，刚结束高中学业，主动性会稍微差点，可以理解。课表都能配合，感觉来了会压抑自己声音。上路中🐍，时长🉑，需要换气，没有特殊味道。中路敏感度较高，b左右，一只手把握，手感不错，补钙或是手都有良好反馈。yyc舔耳配合。 总结:适合喜欢操盘的，喜欢嫩妹的老哥尝试。 #名侦探🕵️ BOB (25≈52) #店家联系方式: https://t.me/szbygmmkdz 报告审核: @lioyd_b…
❤1
#案件发生地 #白月光 #嫌疑人姓名 #泡泡 #日期 2026-07-29 #消费 628 #人照符合度 8.0 #颜值 8.0 #身材 丰满 #性格 魅魔型 #上路 8.0 #中路 8.0 #综合评价 8.0 #详细体验 在福田办事顺便去的白月光 之前看群里老哥推荐 看泡泡有空就直接冲了 一进门本人确实惊艳 比照片上丰满多了 皮肤白净 胸和大腿的肉感也很好 然后进入流程开始喝漱口水 边🐍边卸甲 胸完全长在我的XP上 全程配合度极高 情绪价值很足 下次必须二刷 #名侦探🕵️ X X #店家联系方式: https://t.me/szbygmmkdz 报告审核: @lioyd_bannings_bot 侦探事务所: https://t.me/szmmk_7 侦探事务所卷宗: https://t.me/sz_mmk_jz
#案件发生地 #布吉岛 #嫌疑人姓名 #沅沅 #日期 2026-08-06 #消费 599-200 #人照符合度 9.0 #颜值 8.0 #身材 匀称，胸B，皮肤白皙光滑，软 #性格 温柔，女友感，配合 #上路 9.5 #中路 10.0 #综合评价 9.2 #详细体验 隔了四天，二刷沅沅了，沅沅我也无需多言，说下这次和上次的感受体验，这次沅沅比上次更加主动，情绪价值提供得更足，从蛇不久到现在可以持续很长一段时间，边蛇小手边乱摸，言语上有种我不一样的错觉，话说好妹妹都是自学成才的还是都是某人教的这些玩意，听着一些似曾相识的话语，差点把落烬残魂给召唤出来了，可惜那残魂有什么能力和我尺度客无痕相提并论，再次被我镇压，而且封印加强，而沅沅再次被我狠狠蹂躏，想让我无痕变成纯爱客，想都别想！感觉再过不久，沅沅的适配群体会变成所有人！ #名侦探🕵️ 无痕 #店家联系方式: @bujidaofriends 报告审核: @lioyd_ban…
❤3
#案件发生地 #白月光 #嫌疑人姓名 #欢欢 #日期 2026-08-04 #消费 899 #人照符合度 10.0 #颜值 8.0 #身材 细腿修长，A+胸 #性格 零帧起手，欢乐逗比 #上路 9.5 #中路 9.0 #综合评价 9.0 #详细体验 罕见的看到了欢欢出勤，而且还有个鸽子位，这种天赐良机，岂能错过？立马预约！ 来到白月光就看到逗比欢欢在这里等我了，那还说啥，立马叫她去上钟，我先行进房放起音乐，后续欢欢也敲门进来，第一时间帮我撕开漱口水，把该走的前期流程走完，然后让我躺在左边，说实话我必须喜欢躺右边，无所谓了，欢欢一过来就躺我怀里开始对我上下其手，我：？？？，“不是我点的你还是你点的我啊，怎么你倒是摸起来了”，“那不是终于摸到你了嘛”，说完又埋头继续“作案”，手愈发不老实。我可不能吃亏。立刻反击，第一目标自然是她的腿，我对滑腻的大腿向来没有抵抗力，摸得舒服，欢欢的腿不算极致顺滑，却恰到好处，肌肤温热而有弹性…
❤4👏2👍1
#案件发生地 #白月光 #嫌疑人姓名 #米可 #日期 2026-08-03 #消费 628 #人照符合度 7.0 #颜值 6.9 #身材 有肉感 #性格 感觉是比较内向 不太活泼 #上路 6.0 #中路 9.0 #综合评价 7.0 #详细体验 晚上下班痒的慌 去白月光挑选到了米可 进店后等了十分钟才过来 上路🐍的欲望不高 不过中路挺大的 下路也有肉 好摸 综合下来就一般般 #名侦探🕵️ 飞机 #店家联系方式: https://t.me/szbygmmkdz 报告审核: @lioyd_bannings_bot 侦探事务所: https://t.me/szmmk_7 侦探事务所卷宗: https://t.me/sz_mmk_jz
#案件发生地 #布吉岛 #嫌疑人姓名 #小月 #日期 2026-08-07 #消费 1198 #人照符合度 8.5 #颜值 8.5 #身材 丰满 #性格 热情大方 #上路 8.5 #中路 8.5 #综合评价 8.5 #详细体验 入岛已有数日，幸得小月相伴，才解岛中无聊岁月特写此诗记录 将月见 君不见，布吉岛中落月仙，私自入凡降世间。 君不见，布吉岛主已白发，埋头刻苦发如雪。 人生得钱需尽欢，驱车到店赏美月。 天生此女必有用，甘愿为其散吾财。 亲乳揉胸且为乐，与其一吻忘尘间。 乘骑式，传教式，未褪裤，君莫急。 与月枕一宿，请月为我侧耳听。 世间繁华不足贵，但愿月伴不复醒。 古来圣贤皆独夜，惟有月伴得好眠。 资本昔时宴同伴，会所佳丽不少见。 店长为何言少钱，快去唤月伴吾眠。 卖宝马，换了钱。 责尔速速唤月仙，吾欲与其共修仙。 #名侦探🕵️ Mini Joker #店家联系方式: @bujidaofriends 报告审核…
#案件发生地 #布吉岛 #嫌疑人姓名 #沅沅 #日期 2026-08-07 #消费 599-工藤新一 #人照符合度 8.0 #颜值 7.0 #身材 皮肤光滑，腿长 #性格 温柔配合，说话软软的 #上路 7.5 #中路 8.0 #综合评价 7.5 #详细体验 沅沅让我有种说不清道不明的感觉，她是好看的，但是我动不了心，她说话一直都是软软的，性格也很甜妹向，让沅沅帮我先选动漫，然后是破冰环节，说实话我没有觉得破冰需要固定多久，这个钟基本无强度，聊天和互动各占一半左右 沅沅上路不怎么会🐍，只有浅尝舌尖，舌下封堵住了深入的路线，无奈暂且撤退，现场教学关于如何提高👅灵活度和最佳接吻角度，中路手感细腻，腺体🐻，补钙有音效反馈，然后和沅沅久违地玩起了指滑，应该是给沅沅舒服到了，学到这招，转而跨坐在我身上，给我也复刻了一下手法，加上美甲加成，真是酥酥麻麻，无法自拔。 然后翻身压制住沅沅，用大PP给二弟做个软件硬化工程，俗称马杀鸡，然后被沅…
#案件发生地 #海里 #嫌疑人姓名 #小欣 #日期 2026-08-07 #消费 568-半价券 #人照符合度 8.0 #颜值 7.0 #身材 长腿 #性格 是个聊天的好选手 #上路 6.0 #中路 7.0 #综合评价 7.0 #详细体验 中了劵，联系不上客服，等了两天联系上了，就去试试这个店怎么怎么样。 根据客服路线指到了店里，进房间发现沙发有点小建议换一个，过了一会叫妹妹过来了，妹妹看着还可以，挺高的，有胸软软的。 用了漱口水后，浅亲， 中路熊挺软的bc之间，吸了吸不太敏感，捏起来手感好， 没有什么yyc，后面在聊天中结束，很会聊，啥都聊，还行吧。 #名侦探🕵️ 张小鱼 张 #店家联系方式: @Xiaoxi1188 报告审核: @lioyd_bannings_bot 侦探事务所: https://t.me/szmmk_7 侦探事务所卷宗: https://t.me/sz_mmk_jz
#案件发生地 #富士山下 #嫌疑人姓名 #小圆 #日期 2026-08-07 #消费 566-108 #人照符合度 7.8 #颜值 7.6 #身材 御姐款身材，168 C #性格 热情，主动，骚气十足 #上路 8.8 #中路 8.8 #综合评价 9.1 #详细体验 看到小圆的报告还挺对胃口，前来探探。进房初印象还可以，颜值合格，身材不错没有赘肉，皮肤光滑，各处有小面积纹身，问题不大。 漱口后坐下也能和我畅聊，性格比较直一点，有啥说啥，会对我一顿夸夸。好像比较喜欢🐍，会主动亲上来，本来想聊多一会，但她不给我说话的机会。蛇比较猛烈一点，舌头能给的很足，会吸舌头会咬嘴唇，些许异味，不知道啥味。 中路是我比较喜欢的类型，敏感且耐玩，有明显反馈加音效，大小合适，比较柔软。在我的攻势下，很快就放开了，音效骚气十足，身体不时颤抖。🐍也变得更狂野，不断地向我索要着。 看她体力还不错，当然不能放过她。三路齐攻，慢慢地给她上强度，期间又咬我…
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