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сырный кофе

@syrnyy_kofe

On this record: Topic · Growth · Engagement · Reactions · Posts · Citations · Cite this entry

318subscribers

-1 since we began measuring on 6 August 2026

Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of Under 1,000.

Register entry

Telegram ID-1001991364291
TypeChannel
Username@syrnyy_kofe
CreatedBetween 1 October 2023 and 30 April 2024 — estimated from Telegram’s id allocation, not measured. How this range is calculated.
First recorded6 August 2026
Last confirmed live13 September 2026
Measurements held5
Confirmed unchanged1 time, most recently 13 September 2026
On Telegramt.me/syrnyy_kofe

Topic

Other / unclassifiable — a classification, not a measurement. An on-box language model (Qwen3.6-35B-A3B-FP8, prompt version 1) read this channel’s own recent posts on 22 September 2026 and assigned it the closest of 31 fixed categories, at 79% confidence. This is a model’s judgement about what the channel is likely to be about, not a fact this register measured the way a subscriber count or a view count is measured — it can be revised on a later pass, and it carries no weight anywhere else on this page. How this classification works, and why it has no browse page of its own yet.

Growth

3153193176 August 2026 — 319 subscribers6 August 2026 — 319 subscribers15 August 2026 — 317 subscribers21 August 2026 — 315 subscribers13 September 2026 — 318 subscribers3186 August 202613 September 2026
5 measurements spanning 38 days, net -1. Dots are measurements; the straight line between them is drawn to join them, not to claim we know the path taken in between — snapshots are recorded only when a count changes, so gaps mean “no change observed”, never “interpolated”. The vertical axis spans 314–320 and does not start at zero.
Measurement log — every subscribers count we have recorded
Measured (UTC)SubscribersChange
13 Sept 2026, 13:41318+3
21 Aug 2026, 23:58315-2
15 Aug 2026, 12:37317-2
6 Aug 2026, 22:01319no change
6 Aug 2026, 14:17319first reading

Engagement

18 posts held, back to 1 August 2026 — the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 1 page of Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.

Nothing published in the last 30 days. ERR and ER are rolling 30-day measures, so there is nothing to compute — we hold 18 posts for this entry, the most recent from 6 August 2026. An engagement rate over an empty window would be a number about nothing.

Reaction mix

67 reactions across 13 posts, in 8 distinct kinds. The most used accounts for 40.3% of them.

Every reaction kind recorded on the sample, most used first
ReactionCountShareShare, drawn
custom 54273408137743837182740.3%
custom 54294942158873194001116.4%
custom 5197330377177310500710.4%
custom 5429151297108471170710.4%
custom 545645243281913281157.46%
custom 545427389226261656145.97%
❤‍🔥45.97%
❤22.99%

Custom emoji. 6 of the rows above are Telegram custom emoji, which the public preview renders as an element carrying only a numeric id — no character, and no image we can reach. The id is printed as-is rather than substituted with a look-alike glyph, because a stand-in would be our invention showing where a measurement should be. The counts beside them are Telegram’s.

No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.

Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.

Coverage. Reactions were read on 13 of the 18 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 67 reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.

Measured over the 18 most recent posts we hold, published 1 August 2026 to 6 August 2026, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.

Recent posts

6 Aug 2026, 15:37 UTC41 views3 reactionsread 6 August 2026

Стою сегодня на кассе, покупаю продукты, из денег только тысячные купюры. Продавец спрашивает, есть ли мелочь, отвечаю нет и после, как мне показалось, она швырнула чек и положила сдачу. Взяла сдачу, вышла на улицу, думаю что-то не то, смотрю еще раз чек, пересчитаю, что она мне дала иду обратно. Подхожу, говорю: Вы мне сдачи больше дали Она даже не ожидала, по лицу видно, что и обрадовалась и растерялась одновр…

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6 Aug 2026, 15:31 UTC42 viewsread 6 August 2026
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🅰️🅰️🅰️🅰️🅰️🅰️🅰️ 🅰️🟠🅰️🅰️🅰️🅰️🅰️🅰️🅰️ Книга рассказывает о внутренней жизни, скрытых интригах и личных драмах сотрудников математической кафедры крупного московского вуза. Наверное мне было её легко и интересно читать, ведь это пересекается с моей профессией и многое понятно. Самое забавное, что многие моменты абсолютно актуальны и сегодня, хотя повесть написано почти 50 лет назад (когда на педагогов "давят", что много …

6 Aug 2026, 03:27 UTC73 viewsread 6 August 2026

Всегда было интересно. Куда людят, которые говорят "здрасте" тратят это сэкономленное время

5 Aug 2026, 17:26 UTC78 viewsread 6 August 2026

Сегодня было второе занятие по танцу живота. Рилсы с танцами Shakira с чемпионата сделали своё дело.

5 Aug 2026, 15:00 UTC85 viewsread 6 August 2026
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Попытала удачу и меня закинули на двух форумах в резерв 💔 Ну то есть - это не отказ, если кто-то не сможет поехать, то возьмут меня 🤣 Ладно на форуме "Утро" я хотя бы уже была 3 года назад, а вон на форум рабочей молодёжи в прошлом году меня "побрили" и сразу прислали отказ)

4 Aug 2026, 15:00 UTC92 views8 reactionsread 6 August 2026
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Жертва маркетинга 💅

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4 Aug 2026, 12:28 UTC90 views3 reactionsread 6 August 2026

Неочевидные плюсы работать не в образовании. Летом тебе приходит нормальная зарплата. Преподавателем тебе платят отпускные в конце июня и полноценная зарплата приходит в начале октября)

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3 Aug 2026, 04:37 UTC111 views7 reactionsread 6 August 2026
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Огурцы. Они преследуют Везде даже на работе

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2 Aug 2026, 16:20 UTC99 views5 reactionsread 6 August 2026
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пришли на музыкальный квиз. Шли 6-8 больше половины игры, и под конец вышли вперед.

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2 Aug 2026, 13:23 UTC101 views3 reactionsread 6 August 2026
Video message

Video message, posted without a caption

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2 Aug 2026, 11:16 UTC104 views3 reactionsread 6 August 2026
Video message

Video message, posted without a caption

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Showing the 12 most recent of 18 posts we hold for @syrnyy_kofe. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked ≈ was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.

Mentions

Named by 1 registered channel — every channel on the register whose own posts have named this one, by its current username or any other username it currently holds, merged from two separately captured readings of the same fact so a namer caught by only one of them is not missed and a namer both caught is not counted twice. A username this channel has since dropped is not matched — that handle may belong to someone else now, and crediting today’s namer to yesterday’s owner would misattribute it.

Named by

Channels on the register whose posts name this channel's handle.

A mention is a weaker signal than a forward and is counted separately for that reason — naming a channel is not republishing it, and a handle in a post body is easy to place deliberately. The post counts beside each row below are distinct posts in which the handle appeared, from posts we have read on both sides — the “Named by N registered channels” figure above is a different count, of distinct NAMING CHANNELS rather than posts, and is not the sum of the rows under it.

Cite this entry

A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 13 September 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.

“сырный кофе” (@syrnyy_kofe), 318 subscribers as measured 13 September 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/syrnyy_kofe.

Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.