Channel
@svatyconfession
On this record: Topic · Growth · Engagement · Reactions · Posts · Cite this entry
30subscribers
-2 since we began measuring on 12 August 2026
Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of Under 1,000.
| Telegram ID | -1002853423028 |
|---|---|
| Type | Channel |
| Username | @svatyconfession |
| Created | Between 1 June 2025 and 30 September 2025 — estimated from Telegram’s id allocation, not measured. How this range is calculated. |
| First recorded | 12 August 2026 |
| Last confirmed live | 6 October 2026 |
| Measurements held | 5 |
| Confirmed unchanged | 1 time, most recently 6 October 2026 |
| On Telegram | t.me/svatyconfession |
Film & TV — a classification, not a measurement. An on-box language model (Qwen3.6-35B-A3B-FP8, prompt version 1) read this channel’s own recent posts on 30 September 2026 and assigned it the closest of 31 fixed categories, at 68% confidence. This is a model’s judgement about what the channel is likely to be about, not a fact this register measured the way a subscriber count or a view count is measured — it can be revised on a later pass, and it carries no weight anywhere else on this page. How this classification works, and why it has no browse page of its own yet.
| Measured (UTC) | Subscribers | Change |
|---|---|---|
| 6 Oct 2026, 16:22 | 30 | -2 |
| 26 Sept 2026, 12:18 | 32 | -1 |
| 19 Aug 2026, 11:46 | 33 | +1 |
| 12 Aug 2026, 17:00 | 32 | no change |
| 12 Aug 2026, 16:47 | 32 | first reading |
19 posts held, back to 18 June 2026 — the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 1 page of Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.
Nothing published in the last 30 days. ERR and ER are rolling 30-day measures, so there is nothing to compute — we hold 19 posts for this entry, the most recent from 19 July 2026. An engagement rate over an empty window would be a number about nothing.
90 reactions across 19 posts, in 8 distinct kinds. The most used accounts for 57.8% of them.
| Reaction | Count | Share | Share, drawn |
|---|---|---|---|
| ❤ | 52 | 57.8% | |
| 🍓 | 17 | 18.9% | |
| ⚡ | 5 | 5.56% | |
| 🙏 | 5 | 5.56% | |
| custom 5310015097660288430 | 4 | 4.44% | |
| 😇 | 3 | 3.33% | |
| custom 5310261280890726335 | 2 | 2.22% | |
| 👍 | 2 | 2.22% |
Custom emoji. 2 of the rows above are Telegram custom emoji, which the public preview renders as an element carrying only a numeric id — no character, and no image we can reach. The id is printed as-is rather than substituted with a look-alike glyph, because a stand-in would be our invention showing where a measurement should be. The counts beside them are Telegram’s.
No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.
Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.
Coverage. Reactions were read on 19 of the 19 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 90 reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.
Measured over the 19 most recent posts we hold, published 18 June 2026 to 19 July 2026, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.
Меня иногда удивляет то, как довольно простой юмор в "Сватах" может работать на ура. Наверное, это может быть связано с самой атмосферой сериала, мол, он простой, душевный и особо незамысловатый (при этом иногда поднимающий серьёзные темы). Но, в любом случае, это странно. Не думаю, что в другом проекте это могло бы заставить меня улыбнуться или посмеяться, а тут вон как.. Екновый @svaty_cf_bot @svatyconfession
❤3
Очень лублу музыку из заставок Сватов 😌. Екновый @svaty_cf_bot @svatyconfession
❤4
Если честно, то мне кажется 7-ой сезон "Сватов" каким-то чужеродным и другим на фоне остальных сезонов. Персонажи будто сами на себя не похожи, несмотря на яркие цвета, картинка кажется какой-то серой, причёс без особой на то причины, Палыч ещё появился, я даже не понимаю, что он здесь забыл, и это единственный персонаж, который меня откровенно бесит. Единственное, что мне понравилось, так это песня в заставке. В так…
👍2❤1
Полная хронология просмотра сватов 1 сезон 2 сезон 3 сезон Байки митяя (события происходят скорее всего в момент отъезда сватов в крым) 4 сезон Новогодний фильм Сватов Сваты у плиты 5 сезон 6 сезон 7 сезон +Дополнительно можно посмотреть сваты за кадром и сватики. @svaty_cf_bot @svatyconfession
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Эти фотки имеют свой вайб @svaty_cf_bot @svatyconfession
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Бесит что после 3 сезона из Лёши сделали "а-ля деревенского дурачка"🙏 @svaty_cf_bot @svatyconfession
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С кем, по-вашему, лучше Ольге Николаевне? С Сан Санычем или с Юрием Анатольевичем? Анон @svaty_cf_bot @svatyconfession
🍓3
Меня наверное закидают говницом, но меня одну бесят близнецы? Просто я когда увидела, что все их любят, то честно была удивлена 😭 @svaty_cf_bot @svatyconfession
❤5😇1
Делюсь тем, что моя собака смотрит "Сватов". Когда кто-то их включает, то она смотрит на экран, почти не отрываясь. С другими видео так редко бывает, а вот этот сериал она, видимо, любит. Зачем вам это? Не спрашивайте. Неанон Екновый @svaty_cf_bot @svatyconfession
🍓4❤3😇1
А теперь быстро, лучший сезон в Сватах? @svaty_cf_bot @svatyconfession
❤3
[🦜] - сан саныч сто проц, у меня такие же убежищные шутки
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[⚔️🇮🇸] - адмтейк кого вы кинните
❤2⚡1
Showing the 12 most recent of 19 posts we hold for @svatyconfession. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked ≈ was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.
A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 6 October 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.
“.꒰ сваты кф !!” (@svatyconfession), 30 subscribers as measured 6 October 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/svatyconfession.
Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.