Stay safe yall
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Channel
@surrealcoins
On this record: Growth · Engagement · What this channel posts · Reactions · Posts · Cite this entry
26subscribers
-2 since we began measuring on 7 August 2026
Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of Under 1,000.
| Telegram ID | -1002173745887 |
|---|---|
| Type | Channel |
| Username | @surrealcoins |
| Created | Between 1 June 2024 and 30 September 2024— estimated from Telegram’s id allocation, not measured. How this range is calculated. |
| First recorded | 11 August 2026 |
| Last confirmed live | 29 August 2026 |
| Measurements held | 3 |
| Confirmed unchanged | 1 time, most recently 29 August 2026 |
| On Telegram | t.me/surrealcoins |
| Measured (UTC) | Subscribers | Change |
|---|---|---|
| 29 Aug 2026, 15:35 | 26 | -2 |
| 11 Aug 2026, 06:16 | 28 | no change |
| 7 Aug 2026, 14:34 | 28 | first reading |
20 posts held, back to 22 October 2025 — the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 1 pageof Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.
Nothing published in the last 30 days. ERR and ER are rolling 30-day measures, so there is nothing to compute — we hold 20 posts for this entry, the most recent from 28 February 2026. An engagement rate over an empty window would be a number about nothing.
Measured directly from 2 videos with a duration reading, out of the posts we hold for this channel — not this channel’s whole posting history, only the sample this register has actually read. An exact reading to the second, taken from the post itself rather than from Telegram’s own rounded chrome, so it carries no ≈ mark.
15 reactions across 9 posts, in 5 distinct kinds. The most used accounts for 40.0% of them.
| Reaction | Count | Share | Share, drawn |
|---|---|---|---|
| ❤ | 6 | 40.0% | |
| 🔥 | 6 | 40.0% | |
| ✍ | 1 | 6.67% | |
| 😁 | 1 | 6.67% | |
| 🤯 | 1 | 6.67% |
No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.
Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.
Coverage. Reactions were read on 9 of the 20 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 15reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.
Measured over the 20 most recent posts we hold, published 22 October 2025 to 28 February 2026, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.
Stay safe yall
Signed sc
Already 2xed btw
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I am a moderator of the official $JELLYBEAN community come say hi! We are only getting started. Crazy how much momentum this is getting in one day https://x.com/i/communities/2026237091508543653
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Bro moonshot listing ALREADY??? What the fuck
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And he’s from the US this time I might have to visit the lil guy
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They are saying that $JELLYBEAN is the next moodeng? 412zDygnwP9DzitnQVgRKUFFTDmrYScFch6P2k39pump
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Now $LOBSTAR is making merch This is how it is going 😭😭😭
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We have some updates on $LOBSTAR On Feb 22nd 👇 @LobstarWilde messed up big time—meant to tip a beggar a couple $ in tokens, but accidentally sent 5% of the entire $Lobstar supply (around $250K worth). The beggar (@TreasureD76), of course, instantly dumped it all in one go for about 40k USD, tanking the market cap from over 10m down to under 2M in minutes. But the community, whales, and degens went all in on the di…
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SurrealCoins pinned «I first found $LOBSTAR and bought in around 300k market cap. How do I find these great coins? Padre Terminal. Best in the game. Use my referral link below for cash back on your trades!! 👇 https://trade.padre.gg/rk/surrealcoins»
I first found $LOBSTAR and bought in around 300k market cap. How do I find these great coins? Padre Terminal. Best in the game. Use my referral link below for cash back on your trades!! 👇 https://trade.padre.gg/rk/surrealcoins
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I am also a moderator for the official $LOBSTAR community! Come join us and say what’s up! 🦞 https://x.com/i/communities/2024708338324299795
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For those unfamiliar with the lore👇 Pash, Open Ai / Former Cline Dev created a claudebot to trade solana coins. He funded the wallet with 50k with the mission to become a millionaire. Also created an X account for it @LobstarWilde The dev sent 5% to the bots wallet and redirected all fees to the address. @LobstarWilde has been claiming fees and buying back the chart while schizo posting on X. There has never been…
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Showing the 12 most recent of 20 posts we hold for @surrealcoins. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked ≈ was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.
A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 29 August 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.
“SurrealCoins” (@surrealcoins), 26 subscribers as measured 29 August 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/surrealcoins.
Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.