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@stupidwasteoftime

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344subscribers

+5 since we began measuring on 7 August 2026

Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of Under 1,000.

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Telegram ID-1003268541431
TypeChannel
Username@stupidwasteoftime
CreatedBetween 1 October 2025 and 31 January 2026— estimated from Telegram’s id allocation, not measured. How this range is calculated.
First recorded8 August 2026
Last confirmed live23 August 2026
Measurements held5
Confirmed unchanged1 time, most recently 23 August 2026
On Telegramt.me/stupidwasteoftime

Growth

3383443417 August 2026 — 339 subscribers7 August 2026 — 338 subscribers8 August 2026 — 338 subscribers16 August 2026 — 342 subscribers23 August 2026 — 344 subscribers7 August 202623 August 2026
5 measurements spanning 16 days, net +5. Dots are measurements; the straight line between them is drawn to join them, not to claim we know the path taken in between — snapshots are recorded only when a count changes, so gaps mean “no change observed”, never “interpolated”. The vertical axis spans 337–345 and does not start at zero.
Measurement log — every subscribers count we have recorded
Measured (UTC)SubscribersChange
23 Aug 2026, 09:04344+2
16 Aug 2026, 02:04342+4
8 Aug 2026, 07:03338no change
7 Aug 2026, 22:04338-1
7 Aug 2026, 17:42339first reading

Engagement

20 posts held, back to 24 July 2026the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 1 pageof Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.

ERR · 30 days
75.1%
avg views ÷ 344 subscribers
Avg views / post
258
10 posts measured
Reaction rate
2.98%
reactions ÷ views · ER floor
Posts in window
10
of 20 held

ERR is average views per post over the last 30 days divided by subscribers, the definition TGStat uses, so this figure is comparable with the one you will see elsewhere. It falls structurally as a channel grows: a high ERR on a small channel and a low one on a large channel describe reach mathematics, not quality. We publish the figure and the sample it came from and pass no verdict on it.

ER is defined industry-wide as (forwards + reactions + comments) ÷ views— note the denominator is views, not subscribers. Telegram’s public web preview carries views and reactions but not forward or comment counts, so the reaction rate above is the reactions term only and is therefore a floor: the true ER for this channel is higher by an amount we have not measured and will not estimate. It is computed over the 3 of 10 measured posts that carry a reaction reading, and over those same posts' views.

What these figures were computed from
WindowRolling 30 days · latest post in window 7 August 2026
Posts held20 (24 July 20267 August 2026)
Views total2,583
Reactions total27
Forwards / commentsnot exposed by the public surface — not measured, not estimated
Readings taken8 Aug 2026, 07:03 UTC

Views are a single reading per post, taken at the time above. A post published in the last day or two is still accumulating views, which pulls the 30-day average down slightly. That is a property of the standard definition rather than a fault in it, so we keep the definition rather than “correcting” the number into something nobody can reproduce.

Precision. Telegram publishes view counts on its public widget in short form — 8.12K, 3.7M — so any reading at or above 1,000 reaches us rounded to three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. Averages and rates derived from them are shown to the same precision rather than to the unit: a figure like 3,701,250 would assert digits nobody measured.

Reaction counts are published per emoji and rounded the same way, so a total below 1,000 is exact and a larger one is a sum that may carry a rounded component from each emoji above 1,000. Because it is a sum, it does not look rounded — read a large reaction total as three significant figures per contributing emoji rather than as the figure it prints.

Reaction mix

73 reactions across 7 posts, in 9 distinct kinds. The most used accounts for 30.1% of them.

Every reaction kind recorded on the sample, most used first
ReactionCountShareShare, drawn
🍌2230.1%
😁2027.4%
🌭811.0%
🤨811.0%
🍾68.22%
👾34.11%
22.74%
❤‍🔥22.74%
🦄22.74%

No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.

Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.

Coverage. Reactions were read on 7 of the 20 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 73reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.

Measured over the 20 most recent posts we hold, published 24 July 2026 to 7 August 2026, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.

Recent posts

7 Aug 2026, 18:38 UTC126 viewsread 8 August 2026
Poll

Чи пили ви колись в душі? (Саме в душі, а не приймаючи ванну)

  1. Так і мені сподобалось 🤨12%
  2. Ні, але хотів би спробувати 😯41%
  3. Так і мені не сподобалось 😵7%
  4. Ні і не хочу 🤨40%

Shares as published. No per-option vote count is published by Telegram, so none is shown.

6 Aug 2026, 19:32 UTC185 viewsread 8 August 2026
Poll

Чи є у вас розтяжки на тілі?

  1. Я хлопець і в мене є 😵30%
  2. Я дівчина і в мене є 😞35%
  3. Я хлопець і в мене нема 😘26%
  4. Я дівчина і в мене нема 👧9%

Shares as published. No per-option vote count is published by Telegram, so none is shown.

6 Aug 2026, 06:52 UTC196 viewsread 8 August 2026
Poll

Чи є у вас труси з дірками? Ну в плані не з тими, які там були за початковим дизайном.

  1. Я чоловік і в мене є такі ☺️35%
  2. Я жінка і в мене є такі 😂28%
  3. Я чоловік і в мене таких нема 🫀23%
  4. Я жінка і в мене таких нема 😐13%

Shares as published, totalling 99%. No per-option vote count is published by Telegram, so none is shown.

3 Aug 2026, 19:34 UTC316 views6 reactionsread 8 August 2026
Poll

Уявіть, що ви президент демократичної країни. Зараз в країні доволі серйозна політична криза (через вас). Що вам краще зробити в цій ситуації?

  1. Відкрито донести до народу причини ваших дій 🧐40%
  2. Дати ще одно інтервʼю якійсь західній пресі 🤨40%
  3. Поїхати в іншу країну на якийсь саміт 🤝45%
  4. Прислухатися до народу і виконати його вимоги 🫀52%
  5. Призначити свого кореша без належного досвіду на дуже важливу посаду 😁42%
  6. Звільнити декількох послів і призначати нових (щоб зробити те ж саме через пів року) 😯38%
  7. Провести плідну розмову ні про що з кимось рандомним 😓43%

The shares total 300%, above 100: this poll accepts more than one answer per voter. No per-option vote count is published, so the number of voters who chose each option is not derivable and is not shown.

🍾6

3 Aug 2026, 12:22 UTC289 views11 reactionsread 8 August 2026
Poll

Чому деякі жінки плюють на члени? Як це розуміти?

  1. Це від неповаги до чоловічого роду 😐31%
  2. Плюють лише коли члени занадто малі 😱16%
  3. Вперше про таке чую і чесно я в шоці 🤨53%

Shares as published. No per-option vote count is published by Telegram, so none is shown.

🍌8👾3

2 Aug 2026, 18:31 UTC329 viewsread 8 August 2026
Poll

Кого з цих історичних персон ви б змогли отхуячити в їх праймі?

  1. Тарас Шевченко 😹9%
  2. Григорій Сковорода 🍳5%
  3. Іван Франко 🤒3%
  4. Володимир Сосюра 🍆6%
  5. Володимир Кличко 👊10%
  6. Іван Котляревський 🤭2%
  7. Кузьма Скрябін 😳5%
  8. Микола Хвильовий 🌊3%
  9. Альона Альона 🇺🇦57%

Shares as published. No per-option vote count is published by Telegram, so none is shown.

2 Aug 2026, 09:11 UTC261 viewsread 8 August 2026
Poll

Кіліан Мерфі - секс?

  1. Я жінка і вважаю, що так 😂28%
  2. Я чоловік і вважаю, що так 💪33%
  3. Я жінка і вважаю, що ні 😐15%
  4. Я чоловік і вважаю, що ні 🚬23%

Shares as published, totalling 99%. No per-option vote count is published by Telegram, so none is shown.

1 Aug 2026, 17:05 UTC284 viewsread 8 August 2026
Poll

Що б обрали?

  1. Бути вампіром із Сутінок 😏73%
  2. Бути перевертнем із Сутінок 😮27%

Shares as published. No per-option vote count is published by Telegram, so none is shown.

1 Aug 2026, 09:17 UTC302 views10 reactionsread 8 August 2026
Poll

Чи пробували ви колись зажати свій телефон між сідницями і пройтись з ним по квартирі?

  1. Так і мені сподобалось 😘7%
  2. Ні, але хотів би спробувати 😆29%
  3. Так і мені не сподобалось 😵1%
  4. Ні і не хочу 😑64%

Shares as published, totalling 101%. No per-option vote count is published by Telegram, so none is shown.

😁10

1 Aug 2026, 06:40 UTC295 viewsread 8 August 2026
Poll

Ви вишмаркуєтеся чи вшмаркуєтеся?

  1. Я вишмаркиваюся ☺️72%
  2. Я вшмаркуюся 🤨28%

Shares as published. No per-option vote count is published by Telegram, so none is shown.

31 Jul 2026, 19:58 UTC300 viewsread 8 August 2026
Poll

Що обрали б?

  1. Їсти рибу з приправою для мʼяса 🤨46%
  2. Їсти мʼясо з приправою для риби 😘54%

Shares as published. No per-option vote count is published by Telegram, so none is shown.

31 Jul 2026, 07:14 UTC318 viewsread 8 August 2026
Poll

Що крінжовіше?

  1. Кава без кофеїну 😱14%
  2. Мінет в презервативі 😐46%
  3. Безалкогольне пиво 🤨24%
  4. Шаурма без часникового соусу 🤬15%

Shares as published, totalling 99%. No per-option vote count is published by Telegram, so none is shown.

Showing the 12 most recent of 20 posts we hold for @stupidwasteoftime. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.

Polls

The 6 most recent of 20 polls we hold for this entry, as Telegram rendered them when we read the post. A poll’s figures keep moving after that, so each one is dated.

7 Aug 2026, 18:38 UTCAnonymous Poll92 voters

Чи пили ви колись в душі? (Саме в душі, а не приймаючи ванну)

  1. Так і мені сподобалось 🤨12%
  2. Ні, але хотів би спробувати 😯41%
  3. Так і мені не сподобалось 😵7%
  4. Ні і не хочу 🤨40%

Shares as published. No per-option vote count is published by Telegram, so none is shown.

6 Aug 2026, 19:32 UTCAnonymous Poll141 voters

Чи є у вас розтяжки на тілі?

  1. Я хлопець і в мене є 😵30%
  2. Я дівчина і в мене є 😞35%
  3. Я хлопець і в мене нема 😘26%
  4. Я дівчина і в мене нема 👧9%

Shares as published. No per-option vote count is published by Telegram, so none is shown.

6 Aug 2026, 06:52 UTCAnonymous Poll144 voters

Чи є у вас труси з дірками? Ну в плані не з тими, які там були за початковим дизайном.

  1. Я чоловік і в мене є такі ☺️35%
  2. Я жінка і в мене є такі 😂28%
  3. Я чоловік і в мене таких нема 🫀23%
  4. Я жінка і в мене таких нема 😐13%

Shares as published, totalling 99%. No per-option vote count is published by Telegram, so none is shown.

3 Aug 2026, 19:34 UTCAnonymous Poll136 voters

Уявіть, що ви президент демократичної країни. Зараз в країні доволі серйозна політична криза (через вас). Що вам краще зробити в цій ситуації?

  1. Відкрито донести до народу причини ваших дій 🧐40%
  2. Дати ще одно інтервʼю якійсь західній пресі 🤨40%
  3. Поїхати в іншу країну на якийсь саміт 🤝45%
  4. Прислухатися до народу і виконати його вимоги 🫀52%
  5. Призначити свого кореша без належного досвіду на дуже важливу посаду 😁42%
  6. Звільнити декількох послів і призначати нових (щоб зробити те ж саме через пів року) 😯38%
  7. Провести плідну розмову ні про що з кимось рандомним 😓43%

The shares total 300%, above 100: this poll accepts more than one answer per voter. No per-option vote count is published, so the number of voters who chose each option is not derivable and is not shown.

3 Aug 2026, 12:22 UTCAnonymous Poll127 voters

Чому деякі жінки плюють на члени? Як це розуміти?

  1. Це від неповаги до чоловічого роду 😐31%
  2. Плюють лише коли члени занадто малі 😱16%
  3. Вперше про таке чую і чесно я в шоці 🤨53%

Shares as published. No per-option vote count is published by Telegram, so none is shown.

2 Aug 2026, 18:31 UTCAnonymous Poll116 voters

Кого з цих історичних персон ви б змогли отхуячити в їх праймі?

  1. Тарас Шевченко 😹9%
  2. Григорій Сковорода 🍳5%
  3. Іван Франко 🤒3%
  4. Володимир Сосюра 🍆6%
  5. Володимир Кличко 👊10%
  6. Іван Котляревський 🤭2%
  7. Кузьма Скрябін 😳5%
  8. Микола Хвильовий 🌊3%
  9. Альона Альона 🇺🇦57%

Shares as published. No per-option vote count is published by Telegram, so none is shown.

Percentages only — there are no per-option vote counts here, because Telegram publishes none.The public post preview gives each option’s share and a single voter total, and nothing else. Multiplying one by the other would produce a per-option tally that looks measured and is not: the shares are rounded to whole numbers before we ever see them. We print what was published and leave the column that does not exist empty.

The shares need not add up to 100.Rounding alone puts many polls at 99 or 101. A poll that allows more than one answer per voter runs well past 100 by design, and several here do. The bars are drawn against a fixed 100% track at each option’s own percentage rather than normalised to the total, so a poll that exceeds it shows that it does instead of being quietly rescaled.

Read from the 20 most recent posts we hold, published 24 July 2026 to 7 August 2026. Telegram labels each poll by kind — an anonymous poll, a quiz, a closed set of final results — and that label is reproduced rather than paraphrased.

Cite this entry

A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 23 August 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.

“Тупі опитування” (@stupidwasteoftime), 344 subscribers as measured 23 August 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/stupidwasteoftime.

Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.