Футболл для пидоров (с) Джейсон Стетхэм

Channel
Цитаты Стетхэма
@sttetham
On this record: Topic · Growth · Engagement · Posts · Cite this entry
6subscribers
-1 since we began measuring on 7 August 2026
Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of Under 1,000.
Register entry
| Telegram ID | -1004410322698 |
|---|---|
| Type | Channel |
| Username | @sttetham |
| Created | Between 1 June 2026 and 15 July 2026 — estimated from Telegram’s id allocation, not measured. How this range is calculated. |
| First recorded | 12 August 2026 |
| Last confirmed live | 1 October 2026 |
| Measurements held | 4 |
| Confirmed unchanged | 2 times, most recently 1 October 2026 |
| On Telegram | t.me/sttetham |
Topic
Memes & entertainment — a classification, not a measurement. An on-box language model (Qwen3.6-35B-A3B-FP8, prompt version 1) read this channel’s own recent posts on 2 October 2026 and assigned it the closest of 31 fixed categories, at 97% confidence. This is a model’s judgement about what the channel is likely to be about, not a fact this register measured the way a subscriber count or a view count is measured — it can be revised on a later pass, and it carries no weight anywhere else on this page. How this classification works, and why it has no browse page of its own yet.
Growth
| Measured (UTC) | Subscribers | Change |
|---|---|---|
| 16 Sept 2026, 16:19 | 6 | +1 |
| 23 Aug 2026, 23:59 | 5 | -2 |
| 12 Aug 2026, 18:45 | 7 | no change |
| 7 Aug 2026, 19:44 | 7 | first reading |
Engagement
20 posts held, back to 15 July 2026 — the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 1 page of Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.
Nothing published in the last 30 days. ERR and ER are rolling 30-day measures, so there is nothing to compute — we hold 20 posts for this entry, the most recent from 15 July 2026. An engagement rate over an empty window would be a number about nothing.
Recent posts
Я долго смотрел на сварку, И в итоге она ослепла (с) Джейсон Стетхэм
Какая ситуация бы не была в жизни, Запомни: Кент всегда дороже Винстона (с) Джейсон Стетхэм
На меня пятеро напали за гаражами, Я первого, Второго, Третьего, Четвёртого, И пятого числа лежал в больнице (с) Джейсон Стетхэм
Когда я сажусь в маршрутку, Водитель платит мне за проезд (с) Джейсон Стетхэм
Если положить сливочное масло под солнце, То оно будет подсолнечным (с) Джейсон Стетхэм
Подходя к очереди Никогда не спрашиваю: "Кто последний?" Ведь первый всегда после меня (с) Джейсон Стетхэм
Я в очках, А ты в очке (с) Джейсон Стетхэм
Чем старше человек, Тем больше ему лет (с) Джейсон Стетхэм
Когда я родился мне дали выбор: Хорошая память Или большой член Я уже не помню что я выбрал (с) Джейсон Стетхэм
Когда я родился мне дали выбор: Хорошая память Или большой член (с) Джейсон Стетхэм
Если пересолил борщ, Значит переборщил с солью (с) Джейсон Стетхэм
Showing the 12 most recent of 20 posts we hold for @sttetham. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked ≈ was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.
Cite this entry
A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 16 September 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.
“Цитаты Стетхэма” (@sttetham), 6 subscribers as measured 16 September 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/sttetham.
Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.