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Стресс-кутана

@stresscutana

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195subscribers

+1 since we began measuring on 7 August 2026

Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of Under 1,000.

Register entry

Telegram ID-1001613025244
TypeChannel
Username@stresscutana
CreatedBetween 1 December 2021 and 30 April 2023— estimated from Telegram’s id allocation, not measured. How this range is calculated.
First recorded8 August 2026
Last confirmed live16 August 2026
Measurements held3
Confirmed unchanged1 time, most recently 16 August 2026
On Telegramt.me/stresscutana

Growth

194195194.57 August 2026 — 194 subscribers8 August 2026 — 194 subscribers16 August 2026 — 195 subscribers7 August 202616 August 2026
3 measurements spanning 9 days, net +1. Dots are measurements; the straight line between them is drawn to join them, not to claim we know the path taken in between — snapshots are recorded only when a count changes, so gaps mean “no change observed”, never “interpolated”. The vertical axis spans 194–195 and does not start at zero.
Measurement log — every subscribers count we have recorded
Measured (UTC)SubscribersChange
16 Aug 2026, 18:38195+1
8 Aug 2026, 11:48194no change
7 Aug 2026, 16:48194first reading

Engagement

13 posts held, back to 7 June 2026the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 1 pageof Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.

ERR · 30 days
82.6%
avg views ÷ 195 subscribers
Avg views / post
161
1 post measured
Reaction rate
17.4%
reactions ÷ views · ER floor
Posts in window
1
of 13 held

ERR is average views per post over the last 30 days divided by subscribers, the definition TGStat uses, so this figure is comparable with the one you will see elsewhere. It falls structurally as a channel grows: a high ERR on a small channel and a low one on a large channel describe reach mathematics, not quality. We publish the figure and the sample it came from and pass no verdict on it.

ER is defined industry-wide as (forwards + reactions + comments) ÷ views— note the denominator is views, not subscribers. Telegram’s public web preview carries views and reactions but not forward or comment counts, so the reaction rate above is the reactions term only and is therefore a floor: the true ER for this channel is higher by an amount we have not measured and will not estimate.

What these figures were computed from
WindowRolling 30 days · latest post in window 21 July 2026
Posts held13 (7 June 202621 July 2026)
Views total161
Reactions total28
Forwards / commentsnot exposed by the public surface — not measured, not estimated
Readings taken8 Aug 2026, 11:48 UTC

Views are a single reading per post, taken at the time above. A post published in the last day or two is still accumulating views, which pulls the 30-day average down slightly. That is a property of the standard definition rather than a fault in it, so we keep the definition rather than “correcting” the number into something nobody can reproduce.

Precision. Telegram publishes view counts on its public widget in short form — 8.12K, 3.7M — so any reading at or above 1,000 reaches us rounded to three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. Averages and rates derived from them are shown to the same precision rather than to the unit: a figure like 3,701,250 would assert digits nobody measured.

Reaction counts are published per emoji and rounded the same way, so a total below 1,000 is exact and a larger one is a sum that may carry a rounded component from each emoji above 1,000. Because it is a sum, it does not look rounded — read a large reaction total as three significant figures per contributing emoji rather than as the figure it prints.

What this channel posts

Video runtime
8s
Average length
8s

Measured directly from 1 video with a duration reading, out of the posts we hold for this channel — not this channel’s whole posting history, only the sample this register has actually read. An exact reading to the second, taken from the post itself rather than from Telegram’s own rounded chrome, so it carries no mark.

Reaction mix

353 reactions across 13 posts, in 24 distinct kinds. The most used accounts for 19.8% of them.

Every reaction kind recorded on the sample, most used first
ReactionCountShareShare, drawn
custom 52966738683819547767019.8%
custom 63254739577554882204412.5%
custom 54588626525015422323911.0%
custom 4997289389148079171287.93%
267.37%
😭205.67%
custom 5422833206942514380195.38%
custom 5404337067721236500164.53%
💅154.25%
😍143.97%
🤣123.40%
custom 5976598888197394880113.12%
71.98%
👍61.70%
🤡61.70%
🔥51.42%
💘41.13%
❤‍🔥20.567%
👨‍💻20.567%
🗿20.567%
4 further kinds51.42%

Custom emoji. 7 of the rows above are Telegram custom emoji, which the public preview renders as an element carrying only a numeric id — no character, and no image we can reach. The id is printed as-is rather than substituted with a look-alike glyph, because a stand-in would be our invention showing where a measurement should be. The counts beside them areTelegram’s.

No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.

Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.

Coverage. Reactions were read on 13 of the 13 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 353reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.

Measured over the 13 most recent posts we hold, published 7 June 2026 to 21 July 2026, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.

Recent posts

21 Jul 2026, 14:47 UTC161 views28 reactionsread 8 August 2026

Волею случая читаю книжку про историю шахмат и местами там упоминаются старые статьи, которые в начале XX века публиковали тогдашние шахматисты. И там названия — мое почтение. Больше всего мне понравились "У постели старого королевского гамбита" или "Ультрасовременная шахматная партия"😬 Считаю, что в почвоведении нужно также называть статьи: "У постели умирающего уравнения ван Генухтена-Муалема" или "Ультрасовремен

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12 Jul 2026, 17:11 UTC278 views43 reactionsread 8 August 2026

За почти 29 лет автор канала ни разу не ломал кости, причем периодически имел наглость хвастаться этим. Сегодня карма настигла, причем самым идиотским образом — переломом мизинчика на ноге👨‍⚕️ Теперь две недели сидеть дома... А всё потому, что по дому надо ходить тихо и неспеша😬

😭20custom 529667386838195477613custom 63254739577554882206custom 54043370677212365003custom 54228332069425143801

8 Jul 2026, 10:36 UTC500 views34 reactionsread 8 August 2026

Мужчина подсаживается к женщине и говорит: — Простите, а вы физикой почв занимаетесь? — Да. А как вы догадались? — У вас лицо тупое. Женщина обиженно: — А у вас лицо тоже тупое! — Я знаю, я тоже физик почв.

custom 529667386838195477616custom 54588626525015422327custom 63254739577554882205custom 542283320694251438042

8 Jul 2026, 08:55 UTC479 views18 reactionsread 8 August 2026

Дорогие друзья, уважаемые подписчики. В этом году ваш покорный слуга будет курировать секцию на самой модной конференции почвоведов — Горизонтах Будущего. Причем не просто секцию, а воскрешение некогда забытой, ныне именуемой "Физика и гидрология почв: от микромасштаба до ландшафта". Если вы физик, почвовед, океанолог, гидролог, да в общем кто угодно, кому интересно, почему в почве агрегаты именно такие, как водичка

👍6custom 49972893891480791714❤‍🔥2👨‍💻2custom 545886265250154223221custom 59765988881973948801

6 Jul 2026, 08:17 UTC403 views45 reactionsread 8 August 2026
Photo

Photo, posted without a caption

custom 529667386838195477625custom 545886265250154223287custom 54228332069425143804🗿1

12 Jun 2026, 10:09 UTC467 views14 reactionsread 8 August 2026
Video

Video, posted without a caption

💅6custom 54588626525015422323custom 632547395775548822032

12 Jun 2026, 10:09 UTC379 views16 reactionsread 8 August 2026

А сегодня ночью мчим домой в Москву! Всего 23 часа на дорогу и будем в прекрасном Чертаново. В воскресенье — краткий отчет с фоточками, потом денек на работе и снова в путь, но уже в мини-отпуск🙂 Подписчиков поздравляем с Днём России

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12 Jun 2026, 10:06 UTC594 views25 reactionsread 8 August 2026
Photo

Музей пива — одно название. В комнатке 10 на 10 выставлены до потолка бутылки, половина из которых — редчайшие сорта типа Хамовников или Жигулей. В остальном — просто пивной ресторан. Хоть немецкого пива попили. В общем, разочарование. Посмотрите лучше, как с женой сидим красиво (слушаем дискуссию о ретисолях)

😍144💘4💅3

10 Jun 2026, 06:23 UTC340 views30 reactionsread 8 August 2026

Наверное думали что будут посты про то какие интересные научные доклады на конгрессе??? АХАХААХ нет будет только всякая хуйня. А это я еще до музея пива не дошел🙂

custom 529667386838195477616custom 54588626525015422326🤡4🤝21🏆1

10 Jun 2026, 06:19 UTC335 views30 reactionsread 8 August 2026
Photo

Три слона переглядываются

custom 632547395775548822016custom 54588626525015422326custom 542283320694251438043😁1

10 Jun 2026, 04:30 UTC311 views25 reactionsread 8 August 2026
Video

Video, posted without a caption

🤣12custom 54228332069425143806custom 63254739577554882205🤡2

8 Jun 2026, 12:14 UTC304 views22 reactionsread 8 August 2026
Photo

Нанкин день 1 Выступили с докладиком, договорились о коллабе с американцем и японцем, подружились с немцем, сфоткались с легендой физики почв, почти смогли пролезть в инициативную группу WRB😁

custom 499728938914807917111custom 545886265250154223242custom 59765988881973948802custom 63254739577554882202💅1

Showing the 12 most recent of 13 posts we hold for @stresscutana. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.

Mentions

Names

Channels on the register whose handles appear in this channel's posts.

A mention is a weaker signal than a forward and is counted separately for that reason — naming a channel is not republishing it, and a handle in a post body is easy to place deliberately. The post counts beside each row below are distinct posts in which the handle appeared, from posts we have read on both sides — the “Named by N registered channels” figure above is a different count, of distinct NAMING CHANNELS rather than posts, and is not the sum of the rows under it.

Cite this entry

A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 16 August 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.

“Стресс-кутана” (@stresscutana), 195 subscribers as measured 16 August 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/stresscutana.

Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.