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Страховые Брокколи

@strabro

On this record: Topic · Growth · Engagement · What this channel posts · Reactions · Posts · Polls · Cite this entry

66subscribers

+5 since we began measuring on 7 August 2026

Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of Under 1,000.

Register entry

Telegram ID-1004333381370
TypeChannel
Username@strabro
CreatedBetween 1 June 2026 and 24 July 2026 — estimated from Telegram’s id allocation, not measured. How this range is calculated.
First recorded10 August 2026
Last confirmed live6 October 2026
Measurements held6
Confirmed unchanged1 time, most recently 6 October 2026
On Telegramt.me/strabro

Topic

Other / unclassifiable — a classification, not a measurement. An on-box language model (Qwen3.6-35B-A3B-FP8, prompt version 1) read this channel’s own recent posts on 28 September 2026 and assigned it the closest of 31 fixed categories, at 58% confidence. This is a model’s judgement about what the channel is likely to be about, not a fact this register measured the way a subscriber count or a view count is measured — it can be revised on a later pass, and it carries no weight anywhere else on this page. How this classification works, and why it has no browse page of its own yet.

Growth

616663.57 August 2026 — 61 subscribers10 August 2026 — 61 subscribers21 August 2026 — 63 subscribers27 August 2026 — 64 subscribers3 September 2026 — 65 subscribers6 October 2026 — 66 subscribers7 August 20266 October 2026
6 measurements spanning 60 days, net +5. Dots are measurements; the straight line between them is drawn to join them, not to claim we know the path taken in between — snapshots are recorded only when a count changes, so gaps mean “no change observed”, never “interpolated”. The vertical axis spans 60–67 and does not start at zero.
Measurement log — every subscribers count we have recorded
Measured (UTC)SubscribersChange
6 Oct 2026, 10:5966+1
3 Sept 2026, 17:3565+1
27 Aug 2026, 16:5664+1
21 Aug 2026, 10:3463+2
10 Aug 2026, 04:4661no change
7 Aug 2026, 19:4561first reading

Engagement

20 posts held, back to 24 July 2026 — the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 1 page of Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.

Nothing published in the last 30 days. ERR and ER are rolling 30-day measures, so there is nothing to compute — we hold 20 posts for this entry, the most recent from 9 August 2026. An engagement rate over an empty window would be a number about nothing.

What this channel posts

Video runtime
4m 27s
Average length
27s

Measured directly from 10 videos with a duration reading, out of the posts we hold for this channel — not this channel’s whole posting history, only the sample this register has actually read. An exact reading to the second, taken from the post itself rather than from Telegram’s own rounded chrome, so it carries no ≈ mark.

Reaction mix

224 reactions across 19 posts, in 31 distinct kinds. The most used accounts for 28.1% of them.

Every reaction kind recorded on the sample, most used first
ReactionCountShareShare, drawn
❤6328.1%
🔥5625.0%
😁2310.3%
👍188.04%
🐳146.25%
👏52.23%
⚡41.79%
🤣41.79%
🤩41.79%
❤‍🔥31.34%
😎31.34%
🦄31.34%
🆒20.893%
👻20.893%
😍20.893%
🙉20.893%
🥰20.893%
🌭10.446%
🍾10.446%
🏆10.446%
11 further kinds114.91%

No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.

Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.

Coverage. Reactions were read on 19 of the 20 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 224 reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.

Measured over the 20 most recent posts we hold, published 24 July 2026 to 9 August 2026, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.

Recent posts

9 Aug 2026, 11:25 UTC19 views17 reactionsread 10 August 2026
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Финансы для кипятильников! В одном из интервью Ксения Анатольевна Собчак не помню у кого спросила «какой доход у тебя с бизнеса, доход - это то что остается после вычета расходов». Нет!!! Есть доход. Делится он на реализационный, и внереализационный. Реализационный доход - это наша выручка, внереализационный - доход , не связанный напрямую с нашим бизнесом. Продали старый станок, машину, курсовые разницы, проценты по…

🔥5❤4👍3⚡1🍾1🐳1💯1😎1

8 Aug 2026, 08:32 UTC27 views5 reactionsread 10 August 2026
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Субботний стремительный гироскутер На этой неделе произошло много чего интересного. В первый день недели мы ошарашили вас нашей новиночкой - оборудованием для качественного звука. https://t.me/strabro/147 Второй день недели запомнился постом о «дешевых ОСАГО» от брокеров, и чем такие полисы опасны https://t.me/strabro/148 В этот же день мы рассказали вам об энергии стихий https://t.me/strabro/149 Экватор рабочей н…

🔥3⚡1👏1

7 Aug 2026, 13:07 UTC34 views14 reactionsread 10 August 2026
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А вы точно правильно понимаете поручения руководства?) Мы - не всегда. Приходится расшифровывать)

❤3🔥3🐳2😁2👍1👨‍💻1👻1😱1

6 Aug 2026, 09:37 UTC42 views7 reactionsread 10 August 2026
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Слабонервным не смотреть. История душераздирает своей душераздирательностью.

❤2💘1🔥1😁1😍1🙉1

5 Aug 2026, 15:21 UTC46 views19 reactionsread 10 August 2026
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Мы нашли способ вытащить документы у клиента, который очень не торопится. Оставляем видеоурок здесь!!!

🔥5👍4😁4❤1❤‍🔥1🤡1🤣1🤩1

4 Aug 2026, 13:15 UTC52 views14 reactionsread 10 August 2026
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Публикуем видео из сторис… Будьте 🔥 Не будьте 💨 Нам очень тяжело с 💨 Особенно если 💨 думает, что он 🔥

❤6🔥4😁3💔1

4 Aug 2026, 10:43 UTC49 views10 reactionsread 10 August 2026
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МелкийШрифт Сегодня о наболевшем. Все мы делаем ОСАГО на свои автомобили, и иногда обращаемся к брокерам (не путать с брокколи). Страховая вам предлагает за 8000, брокер находит полис за 4500, вы довольны, брокер «сделал невозможное», но есть нюанс. Стоимость полиса напрямую зависит от вашего КБМ и от региона страхования. Один и тот же полис в Москве будет стоить 8000, в Кемеровской области - 4500. Регион страхования…

❤5👍3🔥2

3 Aug 2026, 10:30 UTC49 views10 reactionsread 10 August 2026
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Сегодня день молчания, ведь молчание - золото. Стоимость грамма молчания сейчас - 10 500 за грамм. Мы решили инвестировать. Но не в молчание, а наоборот, в звук. Следующие видео выйдут в другом качестве, так как у нас появились петлички!!!

❤5🔥2🦄2🌭1

2 Aug 2026, 16:04 UTC53 views7 reactionsread 10 August 2026
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Финансы для кипятильников!!! Затраты и расходы. Часто слышим оперирования такими схожими терминами, как выручка-прибыль-доход (тут даже Ксения Анатольевна не всегда угадывает), затраты-расходы, маржинальность-рентабильность. И прям сильно часто люди не понимают о чем говорят. Как о гражданском браке. Расставим всё на места, доход это не выручка минус расходы, маржинальность не бывает больше 100% а расходы и затраты -…

👍3❤2🔥1🤓1

1 Aug 2026, 08:30 UTC57 views11 reactionsread 10 August 2026
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Субботний гироскутер Эта неделя нам запомнилась следующим: В понедельник у нас был день ног: https://t.me/strabro/138 Во вторник мы рассказали вам о гидроударе и о том, что это не страхуется https://t.me/strabro/139 Также мы выложили философское видео про КАСКО https://t.me/strabro/140 Среда - день, в который блистал Егор Крид https://t.me/strabro/141 Четверг - день, в который не блистал умом Ганвест https://t.me…

🔥3❤2👍2👏2😍1😎1

31 Jul 2026, 16:52 UTC50 views14 reactionsread 10 August 2026
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Ностальгия Давайте уже оживать Цель - в комментариях написать что-то типа «раньше было лучше но ….» И продолжить. Мы немного пофантазировали в видео. Ждем ваших комментариев

🔥7❤3😁2🐳1👻1

30 Jul 2026, 18:03 UTC57 viewsread 10 August 2026
Poll

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  1. Видео повеселее54%
  2. Скучаем по тексту8%
  3. Видео оставляйте, но давайте и чего-нибудь полезного побольше15%
  4. Все отлично, вы огонь!!!62%

The shares total 139%, above 100: this poll accepts more than one answer per voter. No per-option vote count is published, so the number of voters who chose each option is not derivable and is not shown.

Showing the 12 most recent of 20 posts we hold for @strabro. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked ≈ was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.

Polls

The poll we hold for this entry, as Telegram rendered it when we read the post. A poll’s figures keep moving after that, so each one is dated.

30 Jul 2026, 18:03 UTCAnonymous Poll13 voters

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  1. Видео повеселее54%
  2. Скучаем по тексту8%
  3. Видео оставляйте, но давайте и чего-нибудь полезного побольше15%
  4. Все отлично, вы огонь!!!62%

The shares total 139%, above 100: this poll accepts more than one answer per voter. No per-option vote count is published, so the number of voters who chose each option is not derivable and is not shown.

Percentages only — there are no per-option vote counts here, because Telegram publishes none. The public post preview gives each option’s share and a single voter total, and nothing else. Multiplying one by the other would produce a per-option tally that looks measured and is not: the shares are rounded to whole numbers before we ever see them. We print what was published and leave the column that does not exist empty.

The shares need not add up to 100. Rounding alone puts many polls at 99 or 101. A poll that allows more than one answer per voter runs well past 100 by design, and several here do. The bars are drawn against a fixed 100% track at each option’s own percentage rather than normalised to the total, so a poll that exceeds it shows that it does instead of being quietly rescaled.

Read from the 20 most recent posts we hold, published 24 July 2026 to 9 August 2026. Telegram labels each poll by kind — an anonymous poll, a quiz, a closed set of final results — and that label is reproduced rather than paraphrased.

Cite this entry

A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 6 October 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.

“Страховые Брокколи” (@strabro), 66 subscribers as measured 6 October 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/strabro.

Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.